₦airaland Forum

dalongjnr:
Oga,the police doesn't play with a cases related to GBV e.g assault[physical or verbal], rape or an attempt to rape, psychosocial violence, etc. Almost all the NPF outpost have a space for such services.
For the issues you highlighted, someone have to brake the chain and damn the consequences. But we can't sit and be quite to allow evil to triumph over good.

I nearly fall from chair wey I sidon as I Dey read wetin u write,

Be like say nah another Nigeria you dey, una Nigeria make sense ohh, the Nigeria wey I dey, even for this Nairaland, I don read say police catch person wey him and him wife assault person/housemaid wey dey dia house, dem use iron burn the pikin back, meanwhile dem still escape

Abi nah one other news wey dem catch one woman with plenty childrens (wrong English; I know) wey no be her children, the woman nah child trafficker, money change hands, she walk free, then catch her again with another larger number of childrens, matter wey dey ground nah say dem don catch her plenty times, and she dey always dey waka

Oga, make I repeat wetin I talk before

THIS IS NIGERIA

read it slowly to understand, I don’t know how to write well for people to understand, so abeg and please read am slow, maybe you go understand

dalongjnr:
Set him up! Knowing that is a constant reoccurrence, just move to any police station with gender based violence desk and report the case anonymously.
If they are serious, they will investigate and apprehend him.

This is Nigeria!!!

The law is mostly not serious

If they pretend to be serious, they arrest the man, he pays his way out, he tips them to know who ratted on him, he comes for the rat, buys better rat poison or hire rodent control to take out the rodent

Remember, this is Nigeria!!!

BamBamK:
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Heavenlybang is coming for u

Lol, I know

Me no get wahala

EngrXrix:
My brother that's the point. Plus the one I'm hearing they now hack whatsapp is not appealing at all. Bbm could never be hacked. Premium security.

Hmmnn, privacy these days has gone to the wind

weyreypey:
I am eyeing the one above the w212... See all the muscles...

Lol, muscle, cool ride sha

weyreypey:
Why? Na God bless me with my millennium E klasse o. He go bless you too with your own.

I don’t want God to bless me with an e class at all

The only thing that would make me own an e-class is if it’s an e63, aside that, no space for e-class in my life

I have soft spot for s class too sha, IMO it’s a more complete Benz than an e class Since u said c class is go-kart, the power on those beasts (S FOR SUPERMAN) intrigues me

Here

Ofodirinwa:
This man, Sanusi, Soludo, Utomi, and others are only regarded as intellectuals because they're not crass. They don't say anything of substance or anything that isn't obvious and their either deceitful like Sanusi about their actual intentions, or unbelievably naive for an adult man like Soludo Utomi and Moghalu. Nigerians want to believe in someone so bad that anyone with a suit that isn't screaming something ignorant or tribal is considered worthy of an audience.

Someone said you made no point, I mostly don’t buy into his school of thought, but if I may

What were you getting at exactly

Most of us know Sanusi to be a scum already who pretended, he’s just a Dragon in a sheep’s clothing

IamWonderful:
People that doesn't understand the Nigerian law and religion will say it was because of CAMA, but Christian leaders doesn't deal directly with government on the issue of Constitution, they relate through proxy like CAN, PFN or other members of the church who are part of the government

Let me guess, CAN, PFN and/or other members of the church are made up of robots



One of the members of CAN, PFN and/or other members of the church(es) has paid a visit to his president most likely to discuss CAMA

That’s what we choose to see, later results could say otherwise

barojana:
This is most likely a CAMA visit. Could also include a southern Kaduna agenda

Lalasticlala

Mostly CAMA related, no southern kaduna talks

HeavenlyBang:
Exactly.

You’re just cruel

Like I told the other person, God go judge you too join am

weyreypey:
Comparing the E klasse to the C klasse is like comparing a Rolls Royce to a go-kart

So make we wey dey drive c class go troway our go-cart abi

God go judge you ohh

from the get go I’ve always been a lover of compact cars, first was the is250 to the c300

I don’t really know if I like suvs either, but if I have 10 cars, 9 would be sedans then a Porsche macan(got madt love for macan plus it’s compact as well), oluwa bless my pocket

EngrXrix:
They should please bring back bbm. I miss the old days of pin sharing.

Though I never used bbm extensively but I do love the idea of privacy of its PIN knowing that only if I gave spmeone my pin Before they can chat me up unlike now that once anybody has ur number, they can chat u up

b3llo:
It's not Open for Business

Says who?

Abeg make u day run before their pilot go come all me question

kings59:
Exam malpractice is everywhere. Students no longer study, some now believe that with money, you get good grades.


This will also make the serious ones to stop reading. Just imagine someone who burns mid-night candle just to meet up with is syllables. Only to come to the exam hall and finds out that those who didn't read or dullard s are being helped. This would distract him/her....


The invigilators are to be blamed. They already made deal with the school before the start of the exam.


The only solution is CCTV

WAEC should employ some people good at CCTV monitoring, and it should be 10 persons per school with CCTV in every class used for the exam.

Now invigilators are present, CCTV monitoring agents are present, two soldier men, and 4 external invigilators fro WAEC



With this, it will be very difficult to cheat.

Nigeria; CCTV?

Nigerian school; CCTV?

Lol, I laff in exam malpractice


The school wey dey plan use WAEC make their own money go put CCTV?

Even if WAEC by itself put CCTV, the school principal go off generator 2 months before exam so that no go day to charge the CCTV


If you don’t know, corruption has eaten too deep into the nooks and crannies of all the sectors and embodiment of the Nigerian economy cos it has been made known that when you don’t cheat your way out of any situation, you become the loser while cheats are hailed




In most schools, parents don’t pay so their wards can cheat, but pay so their child’s result isn’t dashed to the greatest dullard in the class

Vyzz:
In the next five years....



He might become the minister of education

Sad truth

Oladimejjy:
Here in the North,the student don't even read at all.
Currently serving here and I have to write expo on the board every day of d exam!!!
They had English yesterday, I don't even bother to go.

Teaching in the north is just something else

As I Dey serve, you by yourself go take ur hand solve the question cos you know before God and man say the students must fail plus school go don hint you months before exam say nah u go solve the question

MUST FAIL being the emphasis

ChemicalReaction:
Highly classified U.S information;

1-10)ABBDECDBAA
11-20)BBDAAECAEE
21-30)CABEDDABAB

Five questions are wrong. Now switch to Essay.
Meanwhile, someone is by the gate waiting for external invigilators.
Coding began in Nigeria, I swear.

You get madt experience

Meanwhile there was a time in secondary school about 2 decades ago, the answer to the 1-50 was A

Meanwhile I Dey inside exam hall day crack brain

AmuDimpka:
Trinity is a place in Lagos (Apapa) but I like sourcing my parts from Promise land (laadipo) though I have. never had alternator issues in my history of driving Benz ( my second though )

to fix AC in Benz most times are pricey that is if you see a good technician

Trinity dey Lagos sef and I don go apapa a few times

Seeing a good technician has always been the bone of contention, I watch YouTube videos and see the small devices those guys use in fixing their cars, for e.g plastic screw for the sensitive parts to prevent damage to the cars interior while our Naija guys go just chook iron rusted screw driver to comot soft materials thereby destroying either the beauty or the whole system itself

And the best part is those equipment are mostly dirt cheap on amazon, aliexpress and the rest

nakoks:
How far? Am guessing your alternator has given up the ghost.I got the same light yesterday evening.Dragged the car home and on my way to work the car fainted.Alternator gone 120v,so i rang Trinity and got another from an engine for 18k.Car is fine now

Nah

Was driving when I saw it, haven’t seen it since then and car is in a great condition

Sorry though

18k: not much sha

The last rubbish my car did was when my compressor got burnt/smoked while I was driving, spent abt 100k fixing ery ery, so fear dey catch make anything do am cos I know it cost a lot to fix simple stuffs in these cars


Trinity; is that a person or place?

Cos I know trinity in Ilorin or so, been to too many places in this obodo Naija, we dey pray 4 wen we go become “been to quite a few places around the world”

blingxx:
true ....and they is a difference btw melena and cardi B...cardi b worked as a cheap hoe making little dimes in strip clubs melena trump na international hoe only meant for billonaire folks you don't need anyone to explain to you how she met trump

A hoe is still a hoe sir

IKBARUTEN11:
This 1 wan claim naija politics super power

Infact, Go and use ur power and send boko haram out of your state.

I guess you don’t know it’s not in his interest to send boko haram out of his state or out of anywhere for that matter

The gains of the boko gang far outweighs any investment to them sir

happydude:
The alternator is gradually failing ... replace it asap b4 it parks up

Alternator kwa, abeg how many million I fit buy am or budget



Car wey neva reach 1 year for my hand, what have I done to the gods

House, I think I need help

Was cruising down, heard the normal Benz warning, turns out a battery indicator lit up, ain’t never seen it, fear catch me first cos I know Benzima would drink money if there’s an issue, when I sha parked and later on the car, it was gone, no warning

I hate working on my car except for servicing so I’m mostly concerned about the fact that it would be worked on

TROLL11:
impressive. i started using their fones before it got popular in nigeria. i use an ols oppo a series and i have been using it for 3years now. the camera still competes with most flagships. in some asian countries like thailand, malaysia and singapore what is popular there is oppo and vivo.

But I’d confess the camera Of the reno3 pro is extremely Poor in low light, I was almost crying cos of the huge funds I wasted to buy the phone, but when I tested it in daylight, it was quite ok, I no be camera guy sha, just need a phone that can get me through the day and play me some sweet games


Flipped from Samsung cos my note 8 just went off without any issues at all and refused to come on again, went for a fix, was told nothing could be done, for a phone I paid top money, f*ck Samsung mehn and their expensive screen that cost more than the full phone itself

MartinsD12:
100% 30mins that's super fast but if that charger spoil na wahala be that

We go use other charger noni if money no Dey to buy new one plus I’m very scared of charging the phone with any other charger not even power bank

But chargers rarely ever spoil, i’ve been using my iPhone charger for over 4 years now, works everyday and on sundays too

TROLL11:
their fones beat even samsung

Just got the Reno 3 pro

The phone charges to 100% in about 30minutes

That’s sweet, the Oppo guys told me the charger alone cost 15000

promotervickky:
This is how every car owner should behave! And not driving the car to premium tears!

Lol, u can't try this in naija ohh, either car wash guys help you scratch am or ur fellow road users go help you dent one or 2 places or ur jealous neighbor and his children

I'm guessing it would be quite expensive to maintain like this for so long; 1994-2020= 26years

I'm impressed as to how a human being kept this car this clean for such a long time

Over-Premiumness in handling dey worry the owner

Remember when my aunty dey use this car terrorise broke people for hood, her husband con join e-class then, it was not a small things

Cleanworld:
And who told you that God forgives him?
Who told you that Heaven is for die minutes repentants?
Who told you that God will behold the eyes of the sinners?
Stop deceiving yourself even the so called New Generation Christians might not make heaven
your impact is not felt here on Earth so what CROWN will you be giving in Heaven?
Stop dreaming and start ''begging'' for the holy spirit to dwell in you so that' Mr.flesh' will die and maybe then you can have access to heaven.

God doesn't play lotto and won't play you like one. His business is a strict one and its either you leave or TAKE

I don't know much but I remember reading a story about 2 men that were hung at the side of Jesus

The story makes me want to ask if you're God but I already know the answer to that question

Acidosis:
At 22, listen to whoever will stand by you if, on your way to Lagos or your return trip to Abeokuta, you break your two legs.

This is the bestest reply ever to such question

So full of wisdom

Codyt:
Your took words right out of my mouth.
I mean he just typed thrash with zero empathy. Whats wrong with people? About the religious bla bla what again?

Op never relent. One there's life, there's hope.

In Nigeria once you go to Jesus, you become dangote the very next day, all your troubles and all disappears

You wake up to 3 square meals without having to work, your children would become of good behavior

Abeggy