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RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m): 8:55am On Dec 20, 2019
phyya:
Lol blogging will fit me sha grin
Remember me in ur kingdom
RomanceRe: “Go And Get A Boyfriend” – Bride Trolls Her Friend At Her Wedding by DAVE5(m): 7:19am On Dec 20, 2019
helinues:
Is relationship now a profession in Nigeria?
Since time immemorial, they’ll soon open offices for it with the way things are going
RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m): 7:07am On Dec 20, 2019
maklelemakukula:
abeg when you finally understand the analogy, break it down for me and other sane people who are probably wondering how someone would irrationally deviate from a topic and seemingly pass it off as unparalleled wisdom
See full explanation below from the horse’s mouth


otipoju:
My point is that people like her use social media to advertise to their customers.Therefore her food is public food for all sorts of people. Normal, abnormal, diabolical, armed robber, pastor,STD infected or not etc as long as they have money to pay for her time. Right.

You self go still carry mouth chuk for breasts and p***sy trying to impress her and make her cum.

Thats the eating rubish that i meant.

Dating a responsibile and non promiscuous lady is like eating food cooked at home. You know its hygeinic and served with clean utensils even if it is not at sweet as the public canteen.
RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m): 7:06am On Dec 20, 2019
phyya:
Okay, trying to relate it to the topic, it means when he was younger, he found a girlfriend(Adult) whom he used to sleep with for free not paying anything. Because he discovered that all those random girls slept with different kinds of anyhow people. grin
You don add pepper and salt inside him explanation, pls read below




otipoju:
My point is that people like her use social media to advertise to their customers.Therefore her food is public food for all sorts of people. Normal, abnormal, diabolical, armed robber, pastor,STD infected or not etc as long as they have money to pay for her time. Right.

You self go still carry mouth chuk for breasts and p***sy trying to impress her and make her cum.

Thats the eating rubish that i meant.

Dating a responsibile and non promiscuous lady is like eating food cooked at home. You know its hygeinic and served with clean utensils even if it is not at sweet as the public canteen.
RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m): 7:04am On Dec 20, 2019
otipoju:
My point is that people like her use social media to advertise to their customers.Therefore her food is public food for all sorts of people. Normal, abnormal, diabolical, armed robber, pastor,STD infected or not etc as long as they have money to pay for her time. Right.

You self go still carry mouth chuk for breasts and p***sy trying to impress her and make her cum.

Thats the eating rubish that i meant.

Dating a responsibile and non promiscuous lady is like eating food cooked at home. You know its hygeinic and served with clean utensils even if it is not at sweet as the public canteen.
Hmmnn, nah now u land... as u put “mad man” for ur previous reply, that one just throw me off balance, nah tru u talk sha


But u forget one thing


WHO BE RESPONSIBLE AND NON PROMISCUOUS GIRL FOR THIS GENERATION

THAT AUNTY IN CHURCH FORMING SISTER IS SUCKING ROTTEN DÎCK FROM EVERY TOM, DÎCK AND HARRY

THAT GIRL IN THE VILLAGE THAT CAME HOME THIS DECEMBER TO FIND YANKEE HUSBAND IS A FULL TIME OLOSHO IN ANOTHER STATE

THAT INNOCENTY NEIGHBOR OF 16years HAS HAD FULL KNOWLEDGE OF THINGS YOU ARE KNOW NOT IN SEX AND HER EXPERIENCE SURPASSES THAT OF A FULL TIME OLOSHO WITH 20 years EXPERIENCE


THAT GIRL YOU MET AT SHOPRITE HAS BEEN TORSED AROUND BY A GROUP OF FRIENDS


there was a time my friends told me they passed one girl around, normal thing they do, but the one that weakened my spirit was when about 4 of them poured inside her in one day so she would get pregnant and pin it on any of them make them come tell her say them know say she dey knack all of them, and the said girl is very good girl from any body wey no know her way
Car TalkRe: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 7:00am On Dec 20, 2019
cosycee:
lol you no even talk okada
Ewwwoooo.... how I take forget those ones...

Nah them and keke dey compete for who sabi scratch people car pass sef
RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m): 11:14pm On Dec 19, 2019
maklelemakukula:
abeg when you finally understand the analogy, break it down for me and other sane people who are probably wondering how someone would irrationally deviate from a topic and seemingly pass it off as unparalleled wisdom
My riibbbbbsssss......


U no good at all ohh...

I thought I was going crazy as I no understand wetin him write and I dint want to sound offensive
RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m): 9:08pm On Dec 19, 2019
otipoju:
You wont understand... those who do will do.

Its not by fine face or fine body. But ill illustrate what i mean and hope you get my point.

Back then in JSS 2 in the early 90's, i used to eat on my way to school at under bridge Obalende cause i used to leave home by 5 am to get to school on the Island. I always found an adult to lap me on the bus or train so i rarely paid for transport and always had money in my pocket to spend. My parents did not know about this.

The same plate that we used to eat from was the same plate that all the " mad men and women" that roamed the streets in that axis used to eat from.

Back then we did not just care or even notice but i dont think i can ever try that now.
I swear this ur analogy no enter my brain cos I Dey try relate the thread to wetin u write and e still dey over me, but I’ll try to understand it the best way I can
EducationRe: 5 Whatsapp Contacts You Must Delete Before 2020 by DAVE5(m): 7:52pm On Dec 19, 2019
This post is just filled with too much gibberish. What do I know
PoliticsRe: Give Buhari America To Rule, He Will Underdevelop It In One Year - Obasanjo by DAVE5(m): 7:49pm On Dec 19, 2019
SarkinYarki:
I have always said give Buhari the swedish economy today and he will destroy in in 6 months max !!!!!!!!!
6 months is too much nah

He’ll first close their boarder
RomanceRe: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by DAVE5(m):
otipoju:
Na wao...men dey eat rubish for this life.
Do you mean the girl is rubbish?


If that’s what you meant ehn, bros u don lie finish

The girl is pretty in all ramification, if she has brain and manner to go with it, she’s 10/10

Although me no support all the exposure wey she do but she fine to the moon and back
PoliticsRe: Pictures From The Construction Of Second Niger Bridge by DAVE5(m): 7:24pm On Dec 19, 2019
I think we all would like to see all these projects completed... we dey watch
RomanceRe: Somebody Make Me Their Boyfriend, Man Says After This Hairstyle. PHOTOS by DAVE5(m): 7:20pm On Dec 19, 2019
Nah so e don hard reachhuh??

Abeg wetin concern me before pesin say my mouth dey smell, make I jeje go brush joor

CelebritiesRe: "Wizkid I Just Want To Fu*k You"- Nigerian Lady by DAVE5(m): 7:16pm On Dec 19, 2019
Rilley:
Wizkid doesn't fvck dirty OLOSHOs
Story...

For those wey sabi
Any water dey quench fire...

Infact nah dirty water dey quench fire pass..
AutosRe: STOP! Using Your Mouth With A Hose To Siphon Fuel From Gallon To Car Tank by DAVE5(m): 11:31am On Dec 19, 2019
Bizlinks ur site is not going through

How much is the product and can it be delivered

or where can I pick it up if it would be convenient for me

AutosRe: STOP! Using Your Mouth With A Hose To Siphon Fuel From Gallon To Car Tank by DAVE5(m): 11:26am On Dec 19, 2019
dawnomike:
I am surely buying one because your comment sounds logical ... You are a good salesperson!
ENDORSED!!!
I think it’s the best salesman reply I’ve heard since “wolf of wall street’s- sell me this pen”

I was going to say we’ve been using mouth to suck fuel since time immemorial until I saw ur comment then his reply... I just weak

Nice one op

ENDORSED!!!
TravelRe: Individuals Will Not Be Allowed To Escort Passengers To The Airport - FAAN by DAVE5(m): 10:58am On Dec 19, 2019
RexTramadol1:
I'm still going to collect fresh air at MMIA 2 today




Let them come and arrest me
Who goes to collect fresh air in an airport for Pete’s sake

Ur matter tire person

They just supposed shoot u at sight... no offense meant, jes playing

TravelRe: Individuals Will Not Be Allowed To Escort Passengers To The Airport - FAAN by DAVE5(m): 10:57am On Dec 19, 2019
This country ehn!!!!

One person go just wake up bring up rules without thinking of how it affects the next person or economy at large
SportsRe: Neil Shipperley Sentenced For Public Masturbation by DAVE5(m): 10:40am On Dec 19, 2019
mansakhalifa:
We all make mistakes after all...so, no s#it(pardon my language)

The Shipperley guy got off easy. A community order is a non-custodial kind of sentencing. Pretty much, he is not going to be placed behind bars. He's probably going to attend a few classes to assist him in becoming a 'better citizen'. smiley

I must not forget to add that another name for it is 'community service'.
Sometimes those “classes” or “community service” do help more than one can imagine


It’s like beating a child or talking to the child

Different situations dictate which should be used
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Reacts To Impeachment: They Are Not After Me, They Are After You by DAVE5(m): 10:33am On Dec 19, 2019
His village people called him and he arrogantly picked the call

He for no answer or he for just form humility when he pick am

Now “they’re after him”

SportsRe: Neil Shipperley Sentenced For Public Masturbation by DAVE5(m): 10:25am On Dec 19, 2019
mansakhalifa:
Jailhuh

Where(in that same) post did you get that? I suggest you go over the post again. Not all sentencing mean or require jail time.
I cld be wrong

Thanks for clarifying
SportsRe: Neil Shipperley Sentenced For Public Masturbation by DAVE5(m):
Of all things to be “sentenced” for

CelebritiesRe: Broda Shaggi: I Met Zlatan Ibile For The First Time In 2017 by DAVE5(m): 9:49am On Dec 19, 2019
One question:


Did brother shaggi actually speak English?
Car TalkRe: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 9:37am On Dec 19, 2019
AMvanquish:
Hahaha grin. That's why I said no one has full immunity. Mad people everywhere.
Lol, Nigeria no be zoo again, now nah jungle
EducationRe: 7 Scams Even The Smartest People Fall For by DAVE5(m): 9:35am On Dec 19, 2019
Scammers everywhere

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Man Accuses Buhari's Daughter Zahra Of Unislamic Twerking by DAVE5(m): 9:33am On Dec 19, 2019
Unislamic dance kwa

We get serious problems sha

CelebritiesRe: Oluwo Of Iwo’s Ex Queen, Chanel Chin Is Stranded! How Monarch Sent Her, Child Ou by DAVE5(m): 9:29am On Dec 19, 2019
dawnomike:
The world is really not fair to women... She becomes stranded while d oba keeps enjoying his life. She should just put herself in order and try to return to her country. It's well
Unfair to women?

The oba get him own money, why she no get her own money...

The world is unfair to men, a woman just want to sit down at home and be married by one rich maga and she becomes rich by association or by saying I love you

RomanceRe: Why Do Intelligent Black Men Prefer Their Women Looking Like This?(photos) by DAVE5(m): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2019
[quote author=emmyboy162 post=85040618][/quote]We can’t help but join you in laughter

RomanceRe: Rare! Trans Couples In New Phototoshoot: Husband Is Pregnant. PHOTOS by DAVE5(m): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2019
WTH!!!

EducationRe: Ishaq Oloyede Insists On The Use Of NIN To Register For UTME by DAVE5(m): 9:18am On Dec 19, 2019
walexy100:
This man deserves to be Nigeria's president. He always does the right things and doesn't take nonsense.

Ishaq Oloyede for President 2023.
As if you read my mind, sanity go enter Nigerians head if he becomes presido, that is if he doesn’t change ohh

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