₦airaland Forum

Enemyofpeace:
Na which one be gang, abeg call them parasites. I ate nonsense

I ate biscuits

Mutemenot:
And my friend's car that's less than a week old was scratched right inside his compound by his tenant .. All he heard was "bros I don scratch your car oh"

My padi wife wey dey learn use reverse break landlord fence, my padi fix car still come fix fence

So even inside ur compound no safe

AMvanquish:
Unless you car is invisible or driving a very expensive car that people would be scared to come near you. Even at that, no one has full immunity.

Oga if u like drive the most expensive car, pesin go still scratch u to prove point that u r not untouchable


Nah so rolls Royce wraith dey cruise down towards cms, me in my jalopy Lexus is250 jejely give the guy distance make my brake no go fail me or bottle water drop from my cup holder come hit my accelerator, next thing I saw one mumu wey him car nah jalopy for my own side speeding directly towards the wraith, nah me com dey pray for the other guy say make him village people no remember when he needs it the most

dadabashua1:
It's almost not possible anywhere in Nigeria....I've tried it in different states and failed...no matter how careful you are, the funny part is,you can park your car,dash off to do one or two things,only to come back and meet it with tribal marks

As in ehn, it’s tiring ohh, nah so one man wit benz 190 (full iron body) come jam my car for where I park ohh, my full back bumper was on the ground when I got there, and the road was wide enough for him to pass but maybe he wanted to test how strong his car was

Mutemenot:
Not when you have got scratched by an outdated useless car..sometimes I reasons to chase some idiots off road but looking at my car and the cost of auto Base paint, I let go.

Eiya... nah mostly dead beat cars dey go hit clean rides. Nah so one jam me for back, notin do the bus, but I spent about 30k plus getting my car fixed

Cocao:
Please this question is too personal.

I just finished repairing the bumper that trailer hit.

I am considering just giving up on this driving thing. Everybody seem to be mad.

Don’t try to quit ohh, driving in your personal car keep ur sanity intact to a certain extent....

In ur personal car, wat ur main concern would be is being hit by other reckless road users

But once u quit and start taking public trans... u go experience more madness, nah then u go sabi say Lagos nah no mans land

Sholaco:
not peculiar to Lagos alone, come to Abuja, especially Nyanya road

Hmmnn, never driven in Abj, but the few times I visited I was only moved around from hotel to meeting and back to hotel so me no know say Abj peeps sef Dey misbehave like lagosians


I only know Abj for wreckless driving and over speeding, saw plenty cars that had entered those big gutters(I don’t know what to call them) as a result of recklessness

Learnt somtin sha...

anonimi:
Na why you forget potholes now?

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Lol... pothole even worse pass the scratch


The underneath of plenty car with low ground clearance done tear tear finish, my neighbor takes her Camry sport to panel quite often then

But he’ll still get proceeds from the club abi

Sharp guy!!!



Akin course mate

If nah lagos, no matter how careful you drive, you must carry scratch

If no be danfo, e go b keke, or brt or reckless drivers, or some peeps wey Dey jealous ur fine looking car

Kingluqman:
How much be sniper for your domot?

Lol... u fit ask aboki around ur area nah

Me no sabi

Kingluqman:
Walahi!! I Dey celebrate Buhari birthday ni

Lol. Wey we suppose organize poison the guy

Erastuslove:
Old firewood they say catch fire whenever they are ignited by chance..... you have to mature or visit any family that have suffered SS kids to help reset your brains...

As in ehn, the thing tire pesin

Why bring a child to the world to suffer, when you could simply find another woman or man to love

One of my boss (MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE) had same problem, she was SS, she battled for life day and night, today she’s sick, tomorrow she’s sick till she gave up the ghost about 2 months ago, she and her family has money which they spent overly to keep her alive till the her body gave in

I did something really stupid as well, me and wifey got married without finding out our blood groups, so we went last week to get it done since her hospital requested she brings my blood group report, turns out we both AA, anybody can yab me for that and I accept my guilt

MrCork:
taunt? Taunt ke?.. bro did I steal your wife? (No ofeense)

I’ll do myself some good and ignore you henceforth, I thought you might need an advice that’s why I mistakenly quoted you before

But then, I’ve met peep who came to NL to just catch fun only and not make any positive impact in any way possible


We have many of them at helm of affairs of this country, that why the country is where it is today

Ciao...

VirginSearcher:
As in eh! I just read now that 37 billion will be used in renovating national assembly, u can imagine a country where poverty is high, people are suffering and they are focused in doing rubbish!

Lol.. 37billion
Wow

As if the full building collapsed before, even a brand new NA shouldn’t cost that much

VirginSearcher:
We too docile and fearful and the biggest one is that we don't have a unified believe due to everyone's personal interest so e go hard bro.. there is no unity in Nigeria u might start something other tribes will back off! too many ethnic differences is killing the country

I have sat and wished we would set aside our personal interests and pursue a bigger one, interest of everybody, young or old, rich or poor, weak or strong, but they say if wishes were horses,


Greed is our major problem which kills unity

MrCork:
2013?... that boy dyammm chip ilitarate.. . Who drives 2013 in 2019?..ordinary English he can't spek. My ordnary Range rover spot is 2019 & fully loaded!! (Real talk)

There was a time you were taunting nairaland, these days you’ve become irrelevant and I guess it’s disheartening

u ought to grow up someday

Kingluqman:
I just wan quote you to make the page longer

Wow, to what end abeg, your kind is rare

tellwisdom:
Poor gurl...U’d better stop thinking everyone here is from ur home.

Haba..... Very wicked of you

Abeg no insult me ohh

VirginSearcher:
My brother I hope so.. imagine a president that has no contribution to make to the nation, no ideas.. nothing nothing.. see the fellow ancestor he appointed as CJN someone with zero educational knowledge that I can't even process how he read his sharia law.. Nigeria is in a big mess.. with Buhari we can't achieve anything as a nation in fact we are a laughing stock outside the world since he came in..

One day nah one day

VirginSearcher:
We Nigerians no get morale everyone dey fear.. e get the kind protest security forces go see with multitude of people dem sef go japa!

When you push a dog to wall, you know what happens

One day nah one day

Cti28:
Come to Kano and see wonders

My students in Kebbi could not copy the answers of a junior waec exam into their own answer sheet successfully

VirginSearcher:
I'm very angry with those that bought into his deceit and voted him in the first place, Buhari was never an option. I know he would still be thinking is a dream, because he never believed he would rule this country. useless people!.. Tufiakwa!

Your anger is good, it might lead us all to take action in this country one day

All we do is say, god will do this meanwhile we sit and hope things turn around, we need to stand and take action

cheango:
It's long Unilorin expels people like this, sanity is returning back ..students of the school are really enjoying now, not like our time when the school is strict

U sef nah alumni...


We need someone like Oloyode to rule this country, sense would return back to us

VirginSearcher:
Imagine Nigerian president is an ancestor.. Tufiakwa!

As in ehn...

At 77 would you have juice to move an economy forward anymore

ednut1:
ibb and gowon go still rule

Add Tinubu to that list
Ibb and Gowon ruling is very possible I swear...

These are men that should be in those “old people’s home”


Mc go still be lagos governor

Meanwhile capable and educated men are been dominated like zombies by bigots that can’t even contest for class prefect in sane environment

ednut1:
The worst ever military ruler voted again in 2015 by stupid low iq people.

As in ehn, we are really idiots in this country, an idiot that cld not make any positive impact 30years ago still came back and told us he wants to make our lives good wen his life wasn’t any better, he failed

Then he ran for a second time with the next level mantra, wetin we dey expect; Dubai in Nigeria

Roon9:
Naso. Our money

Lol, una money?

How exactly?

Amudeneogu:
DAVE5 my brother just hand them over to God to judge if you say or do anything now they will tell the world that you are the enemy of this country they will be chasing you up and down like a goat.

Hmmmnnn, me don hear u sha

Preetychina22:
Na wa for you, na why you take the matter so serious.

Oga boss, we don’t have to joke about it ohh, it’s a very serious and delicate matter, what if all the tenants acted like him

hope u know this is the major thing causing problem in naija ohh

rampantlover:
Yes I have 24/7 uninterrupted electricity at East Legon Accra, Ghana. Giant of Africa struggling for light.

In as much as ya all like to argue and fight all the time; Ghana vs Nigeria

I’d have to admit, naija is just one hell of a scam