Fashion › Re: These Photos Depict "Fashion Madness" by DAVE5(m): 8:30pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
guess the originator of dis fashion...
its not ka anyi waste (kanye west)
it's the pop king himself....
see proof below... wat madness.lol
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Science/Technology › Re: Photos Of A Manatee Killed In Badagry, Lagos by DAVE5(m): 12:28am On Sep 06, 2016 |
galaxy15: that's a seal. Nawa for naija everything Na meat the person should have captured it and taken it to the zoo he'll surely be paid handsomely but we too like food. Paid handsomely by who? Zoo keepers that have not eaten? Or govt dat doesn't giv 2 fvck abt Keeping d zoo at all? Rather than take it to the zoo or kill the creature they wld have jst left the dude to roam free and enjoy it's life |
Romance › Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by DAVE5(m): 5:45pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: [color=#000030]As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.
If you're in a relationship, single. Engaged, single. Have a baby mama, single.
How is "I am single" a lie?[/color] Ur kind ehn!!! Nah una dangerous pass!! Bad child |
Properties › Re: Nigerian Guests And The Overstaying Syndrome. by DAVE5(m): 5:19pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
josite: im sure nobody tells u this fact before,your personal space is actually ur 6ft grave and sooner or latter u will still have your personal space.so why hurry?. Wetin konsine 6ft n house now... Nah u sabi... I'm out!!! |
Properties › Re: Nigerian Guests And The Overstaying Syndrome. by DAVE5(m): 7:09am On Aug 30, 2016 |
arimahoseloka: If it was a rich kid now, u will not be here ranting, isn't he your friend? Why can't u bear with him. It's not abt rich kid... I've always loved my personal space.. I can't imagine leaving in a house wit som1 else, I'll get married and that's a different thing entirely... Even girlfriends Neva stay pass one night for my house except the one wey travel com from far... I use d opportunity well |
Family › Re: Why Is It Difficult For Ladies To Keep Their Virginity Till Marriage These Days? by DAVE5(m): 6:51am On Aug 30, 2016 |
DankemzI: To be very sincere Virgins are Abundant in Nigeria! I had an encounter with 5, saw the ***** with my eyes. But I encouraged them as a gentleman to keep it till the right time! One recently got married offered me a Lexus gift but I was out of the country on official business  I hope u know u r lying sha? |
Business › Re: Seven Ways To Make Customers Feel Valued. by DAVE5(m): 9:02am On Aug 27, 2016 |
englishmart: Don't have one of your customers as your girlfriend o. She will devalue your valuables and make you an applicant. Lol, lol, lol, lol, very very very funny but true Abeg no scatter my ribs this early morning nah |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 10 Core Questions You MUST Ask In A Job Interview To Land Your Dream Job by DAVE5(m): 8:58am On Aug 27, 2016 |
ekiyor3: if u finally establish ur own business, who would work for you? because I know very well that u don't have any profit business right now. Dude!!!! U nailed it, I was actually seeing small sense in wat he said "a job is slavery" but wit this reply that neegga dint make any sense at all...lol Who go work for am since job nah slavery I have a job, I have a business, I still hustle on the side... God makes me win on all sides |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 14 Hilarious Jobs To Meet A Celebrity In Lagos by DAVE5(m): 7:36am On Aug 22, 2016 |
[quote author=mccoy47 post=48681348][/quote]lol |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 14 Hilarious Jobs To Meet A Celebrity In Lagos by DAVE5(m): 5:26pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
mccoy47: U'r really pretty  U can lie ohh bros, U don dey find small pikin wey u go spoil her life abi.... God is watching u sha |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 14 Hilarious Jobs To Meet A Celebrity In Lagos by DAVE5(m): 5:23pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
derrick333: Sowi ,if I may ask, so after meetin dem ,wot else ?  The thing tire me ohh, abi if u meet celeb, maybe the op life go better |
Sports › Re: Rio Football Olympic bronze Medal Ceremony Photos by DAVE5(m): 7:25am On Aug 21, 2016 |
altim8: Ugwa make una start coming back... Mikel go back Chelsea, Pogba is coming for u!!! Do u get paid to be a killjoy |
Romance › Re: How I Overcame Pornography by DAVE5(m): 7:11am On Aug 21, 2016 |
BlindAngel: We need all this kind of topics on fp and not all those crap. I deleted my 333 blue film (bf) a day before yesterday eveling. And now the urge is back again and very strong and powerful to download another bf and masturbate to it. No matter how hard i try to quit its not always succesful. Its been 4years now i started masturbation but still can't quit it. . .
. . My God, this is just me. I have vowed to God several times that if i ever masturbate again then let God take my life or let me sleep that day and never see the next day, then with in 3 - 6days max am back at it again, i always crave for dirty and most intresting oily bf and at the same time my body is already boiling with the urge to masturbate. That nothing will stop me from doing it, its either i do it in the bathroom or in the ceiling. Most expecially in the ceiling, because i have the most and best privacy there. No soul will know that am at home, i will masturbate and after i cum, then the intresting bf i was watching looks irritating to me and i will mark all and delete with so much anger in my heart that i will cursed my s@elf severally but with in a day - 2 - 3days am at it again, downloading again with full urge to masturbate with, the highest i have vowed and gone without masturbating is two weeks maximum, i have prayed, vowed, cursed my self writting many notes like the side effects, dis-advantages and consequesces of doing it and vowed never to masturbate again but with in some days am at it again. . Please use this links to help yourself, although it did't help me but just try may be it can for you. .
http://www.christian-courtship.com/side-effects-of-masturbation.html . . http://www.howtostopmasturbation.com/page-1-testimony.html . . http://www.naturalhealthprotocol.com/masturbation--dr-lawrence-wilson.html . . http://abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/171060/ . . https://sureshjonna.in/tag/disadvantages-of-masturbating-masturbation-why-masturbation-is-bad-how-to-overcome-masturbation-masturbation-addiction/ . . http://www.homeoint.org/site/ahmad/masturbation.htm
. Dude, get a girlfriend and ur masturbation problem wld stop... If u du av one already or u r married and still have that problem, then u must go see a baba in Ogbomosho to help ur case |
Romance › Re: How I Overcame Pornography by DAVE5(m): 7:07am On Aug 21, 2016 |
B Thisis2raw: That's de same tin I did. I made a vow to God dat if he gives me wat I Wan, I would do de same tin too. Since on the 28th of December 2015 till date I havent watch Porn consciously Meaning? U mite have watched it unconsciously.... Lol |
Car Talk › Re: Advantages And Disadvantages Of Buying Your Car From Cotonou by DAVE5(m): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
lonelydora: How I wish I can just close my eyes and open it, and that Accord in the pix is in my compound.  Did ur eyes not see d Lexus that my own eyes saw.... If given dat lex I'd spit on dat accord... Lol |
Politics › Re: Gbenga Adeyinka Mocks Jonathan Over N10 Fuel Price Reduction by DAVE5(m): 4:37pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
NgcoboP: bravo.... hope the masses you plunged into ruin will have same stories selfish philistine Need I say you are a dead end? It wld not be a bad idea if u actually saved the masses my dear... You shld not sit and talk abt a problem without offering any tangible solution, be the solution and stop grumbling abt Buhari is not ur problem,you are ur own problem and there's nothing the old man can do abt ur predicament |
Politics › Re: Gbenga Adeyinka Mocks Jonathan Over N10 Fuel Price Reduction by DAVE5(m): 1:00am On Aug 20, 2016 |
NgcoboP: and you contributed to ur own hardship in a way..... you were warned N how du u know am in hardship... U jst comment as if ur brain was forgotten in ur mum's belly, my life knows no government and can't be determined by who's ruling, I don't sit around and wait for a government to spoon feed me rather I get up, pray and work and live the good life Jst so u know, things are super great wit me, God has increased me in ten folds since buhari came 2 power and the increment is unstoppable cos I have the Greatest on my side Jst cos u r in hardship doesn't every other Pesin is in the same shoes as you... Steer clear pls, wonder why you'd quote me from a 2015 post, my opinion my business |
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Kano And Zaria (northern Kaduna) by DAVE5(m): 12:48am On Aug 10, 2016 |
Orikinla: [size=14pt]Igbo babes are still the numero uno in beauty on earth. [/size] Guy my Mumsie nah ibo woman while pman is from da middle belt, wen it comes to beauty; I'll say one thing; phuck ibo babes, u shld see diz hausa girls, they define beauty, ibo girls beauty no dey sweet my heart, but some r over the top sha Fulani girls rock; and I must marry a northern beauty; even if I no see any 4 lagos, I go travel up north go find one God gave those northerners/Arabians one kind special beauty like dat, they no dey change size like Yoruba babes after marriage ohh, they remain the same till they r called by the Almighty #IMustMarryANorthern/FulaniGirl Lol |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is 90K Small For A Msc Graduate? by DAVE5(m): 7:22am On Jul 26, 2016 |
FuckTheMod: 90k is too much for an INGRATE  Seems the ingrate doesn't know this is Nigeria May I be allowed to say 'thunder fire the op friend' Hin go turn grandfather for house as hin dey find work wey go pay an hin dream salary |
Crime › Re: Rapist “Baddo” Burnt Alive In Ikorodu (Graphic Photos) by DAVE5(m): 12:14am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Famouson: Ehhhhhhhhhh Badoo!! !!!! !! !!! !!!! !! !! !! !! Indeed you are badoo..
How on earth did that big pen*is enter an 8-yr-old... Nigerian parents should be probed.... 
But people get mind ohh!! !!
How would you pour petrol on someone and burn him? Nigerians are weird..
I still don't support jungle justice... We shouldn't take law into our hands... We have government bodies that are responsible for cases Like this... Do I have to tell u that the government itself is not even functional talk less of a body that wld attend to this kinda mataz If not is it ok that you pay nepa bills for lite u don't use at all... The Nigerian government is badder than worse |
Fashion › Re: Benin Club Girl's Cleavage Got Her Blasted [PICS] by DAVE5(m): 9:23pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
teekay213: i don't understand some ladies...does she think because she dress like this,a man will put her in a house and call her wife. Lol, but do u know if even wants to get married at all, best part is, she'll mostly likely get a better husband dan so many so called 'church girls' cos she's more outgoing n meet more pple If u date dis kind girl and date a 'church girl' u know d difference |
Politics › Re: "Buhari Can't Stop Me BSc-ED" Picture Trending On Social Media. Gotten This Bad? by DAVE5(m): 1:00pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
sademola: mtscheeeeewww!
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with Bsc in Edu yet can't even spell "acquired" properly and blame Buhari for your foolishness. Poverty will use you to get promotion!!! lol...wetin ur eye find reach there nah, ur eyes are overly sharp... |
Food › Re: 20 Wonder-working Kitchen Tricks You Never Knew! by DAVE5(m): 4:47am On Jul 05, 2016 |
I think we all wld love to see helpful info like this on our front page every now and then...
nice one op |
Car Talk › Re: What Song Makes You Drive Fast? by DAVE5(m): 9:23am On Jun 26, 2016 |
lil Wayne- turn on the light remix nicki minaj- only
jst dnt play these songs wen am on d wheels cos I'll go crazy especially wen d sound system in dat car is dope |
Technology Market › Re: Check Out This New Trick On How To Stop Disturbing Calls. by DAVE5(m): 6:31pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
@op... u r a badt man aswear...
wickid!!!!!!
but seriously ud go tru all dis 2 stop som1's call,on iPhone u just simply add dem 2 ur blocked list, if they call wit another number I add it 2 my blocked list |
Technology Market › Re: Samsung Galaxy S4 For Sale by DAVE5(m): 6:22pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
firstolalekan: Shut da Fúck up Thief That phone is 100 percent FAKE I CAN TELL FROM THE BACK CASE ALONE....
SEE ORIGINAL NOTE 4 HERE bro I think the topic says s4 not note 4... no take ur own spoil another man own nah I cld b interested... |
Romance › Re: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by DAVE5(m): 6:01pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
kevin25: I pity the guy because of the way he looked today so down and depressed he was lamenting and blaming his God for not giving him money, he was talking on how he dried his account just to make this girls happy by providing all her needs .. its so painful when you do things for love and it came back to hurt you in the end...to me I love with my brain he's a buffoon 4 actually drying his a/c 4 d bimbo girl, datz wia I fault him, let hin move on and hope 2 find another dat wld cherish him, he cld revenge on another girl but wia wld it lead? no wia... |
Romance › Re: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by DAVE5(m): 5:59pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Kondomatic: @OP, this is how it works.
Bad boys spoil good girls and they revenge on good guys. and good boyz become bad and spoil other good/bad girls, the world is just moving in circles |
Phones › Re: 17 Funny But Thought-provoking Images Of How Smartphones Take Over Our Lives by DAVE5(m): 7:26pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
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Technology Market › Re: ⌚ Brand New LG G Watch Urbane Silver 75k ⌚ by DAVE5(m): 1:23am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Acethekid: O have a clean Motorola Moto 360. How much will I have to add to get this? how much would you sell ur moto 360 to me, i'm interested |
Technology Market › Re: Proposed Oshodi Lagos Interchange by DAVE5(m): 8:22pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
we all love progress, don't we? so we dey wait make them do am ohh, no be for mouth only abeg |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Working People Be Like... Hilarious Photo by DAVE5(m): 8:29am On May 30, 2016 |
Watz actually hilarious abt the pix is not the representation of work days but the babies' faces, even wen they were crying they still looked cute |