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calliope:
50k seem plenty.. If you remove tfare.. Feeding.. House rent.. Money u

send "home" clothing fee jonsing fee, house supplies fee, if you are

married children fee dey em ooo

It seem like alot but it's Crap!!!

Like Crap!!

*only in Nigeria you work like elephant but eat like ant*

Forget not thy little beginning, start small, start somtin, Rome was not built in a day, everyday is a progress as long as u start somtin

The op or his friend can't just start a job today and immediately starts sending money home, I guess he currently stays in a house so he shld not worry abt rent for at least one year

I was earning less than 50k wen I started working, after one year I started earning a little higher in a different department entirely, but truth is by month end I get at least 100k from small businesses I do on the side monthly, add my salary to that

they'd have to put a gun to my head to make me sleep dia, even at dat, i no gree, id rather kill myself dan commit suicide

mcnepow:
Just saw the claims on ya signature...

I am approximately 63days older , oya clear that signature!

thought i was old on nairaland until i saw the date u registered, i duff my hat baba, approximately speaking u r a great-grand nairalander

in the end, the car is still a beetle, and its dead and gone so watz d need to raise the dead

cathodekazim:
Injury herself mmmmmm
The result of employin mercinery to help one write waec

employing and not employin mercenary and not mercinery

it's obvious a mercenary wrote your WAEC
hope you've learnt something today

bubbleslink:
my opinion... weda I felt anythng for the girl or not.. loved her or not... etc I dont think its cool for my own guy to date my ex! come on, dia thousands of girls arround he coild just go for, why my ex? how did dey even start. it will always be about me! mehn I will keep a distance from d guy once I notice. Dat doesnt mean am angry... just for my safety!

u said it all bro, happened to me, I was mad the first day I saw both my friend n ex, thank God I dint dint show it, after dat day I bcame used 2 them, but my friendship wit d dude jst took a nose dive, not dat I was angry but cos I know he was never a friend.... I try to relate 2 him but knowing dat this dyde cld actually kill me makes me scared of him

phransix147:
REAL FRIENDS AVOID SUCH FROM HAPPENING!!!

exactly. ... real friends dnt do sh*t like dat... I'll kip dat friend at bay cos he cld actually poison me #True

Idrismusty97:
What do you expect? He is still a kid. Imagine such joke on Don jazzy and his reaction.

i feel ur point but the truth is; just cos don jazzy would react in a particular way doesn't mean errboddy must react same way....

after all we all saw wat d DON himself did months back......

Lexusgs430:
My Original Samsung phone stops charging at 100%!!!

my samsung stops charging at 100%

just like the op i once hated samsung for no reason at all, later i fell in love with galaxy notes, den note edge came out, mehhhnnnnn dat note edge is the bomb, i'll pick a note edge 10 times over any other fone apart from iPhones

pls do you have screen for iPhone 5s and samsung galaxy note edge, my two phones just f'ed up at the wrong time, waiting for ur reply

am i the only one that thinks the 6 exhausts look creepy.......

brandnew3:
Thanks bro!

Threads in the diary section are not open to comments however you can find Chat threads for diaryland members so you can pop in there once in a while.

wooooow, kk, no wonder, i was thinking my pc was playing games with me...it's aiit

brandnew3:
Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!

The good old days.

Nah dis kind place them dey find you, been tryna comment on that ur 'epic moments' thread to no avail, it's telling me insufficient permissions, either ways I've read through and I must say, I feel u gan, more ororo 2 ur elbow, lol

Nothing like the old school


if you grew up in that era and you are still unmarried, I sow a seed of husband or wife into your life.....

Oya; receive wife or husband


Lol, me sef neva marry ohh but I'm hoping on God though, I still young sha but I'd love an early marriage kinda thing

gunpoint:
Chezus!!! Dis is the price of my entire village bros

#wickid!!!
lol, bros u no try ohh

ifyalways:
The madame, I won't blame the OP but they way some of us open up ourselves to scam na wao.

How can one want to do a transaction of over 1M and can't spare 40K for a return ticket from Enugu to Lagos on a Sunday or Saturday, physically inspect the car, pay and drive his car away? Worse still, he has friends in lagos

You guys should stop encouraging scammers by throwing money carelessly to them!!!

like someone rightly said, the op threw himself at the car dealer like he didn't work for the money at all, how can u call some1 in a far away city, tell him u want to pay for an item datz in his possession wch u can't comfirm, send 500k to him just like dat if u worked hard 4 d cash, even when clients who know me send huge cash to me, I even dey fear my self till I clear the deal


this op's story is kinda lame if u asked

IamDelilah:
You can't even buy ordinary BMX bicycle, na Mercedes-Benz CLS55 you wan buy. Oh Dave. Dave Dave Dave. Even in the next 30 years, you still won't be able to afford the side mirror of this particular model.

hey, are u for real? I no insult u ohh, u con dey place curse for my head, u have no idea who I am and u tell me I can't afford the side mirror of a car even in the next 30 years...


I shake my head for u, I won't stoop low to start insulting you, but dnt think cos u have a phone u can jump on any thread and start placing curse (wat u said is far beyond an insult) on people, it's posible they just bought a phone for you and u got free internet and u want to start feeling fly, u cld be a 15 year old behind dis ur nairaland personality

I take am personal and God go be my judge....

anybody who knows me personally knows I am highly favored.... now I call myself #TheFavored and I rebuke you

#source?

@op, 1000 likes for this article

Get ur data today, fresh data

Kachisbarbie:
She fine pass that Dabota...
E get the kind beauty them dey get for those days_ even my own mama fine pass me sef.
Dechandel mama fine pass her kwa...

those days girls used less makeup so their faces were not killed by chemicals unlike now wey every part of woman body get enhancement, even eye lash sef get enhancement, nothing we no go see sha....


shioooorrr

Stella is a wise player
this game ain't for no lames


lol,
marcos count ur loss and move on joor, uve been served...kikikikiki

Toks2008:
In every man-woman relationship, the affection towards each other is rarely balanced and this is a peculiar trait that has been on for many many years yet there have been no solution to this never ending unbalanced circle of affection.

Either you or your partner will always feel a tilt in the emotional balance and you will either see yourself loving the... guy so so much but this guy in question is actually in love with another lady or visavis.

So we see Lora loving David but David has a crush on Mary. Mary on the other hand is desperately in love with Paul who have made Mary understand several times that he is in love with Cindy who has also giving same Paul several warnings to back off cos her heart belongs to Jim who on the other hand has....

There seems to be no end to this crazy love triangle but in most cases,a man may cope with a lady who has lesser affection than he does for her because he is a man anyway and being the captain of the love boat, he can always cope.

But for ladies who are the weaker vessels, pray and hope never ever to fall in love with a man that has no balanced feelings for you because you are almost likely to suffer great emotional heartaches because this guy may not give a hute about you while you continue to suffer simply because you are so much in love and crazy about him.

But for the ladies or emotionally weak guys that are already in a messy affair where the other partner feels far lesser love for him or her, simply make adjustments where necessary by:

1. Give your partner a space even if this will be hard for you.
2. Reduce the rate at which you communicate with him/her.
3. Don't stalk him/her in anyway.
4. Turn down his/her invitation even when you have no serious engagement for the day.
5. Give him or her a false impression that you are going out on a date with another person.
6.If All these do not jolt him or her back then take a walk

Men as well as women hate being put on relegation and will quickly have a change in attitude.

And if you are already married, you can also use same measures outlined above asides flaunting another man or woman glaringly to your spouse.

Hope this helps.

bro I feel ur words, but truth is love is unconditional and should not be tested for an reason whatsoever... cos d other party might read things differently and they could both lose each other cos of dis ur mind games,

if she plays these games with me, I'll be long gone cos no time at all, and don't tell me about patience abeg

it's either he/she loves you or he/she doesn't love you, no need to test for love, just be yourselves and tell your selves the truth

Nice tips

MrJohnAgbo:
The "No" sometimes doesn't mean she don't want to get married to you. It could be she needs time to think. Marriage is not a child's play. That ring is an everlasting handcuff.

in the first place before the question popped up from the guy he must have given her hints he would someday ask her to marry him or better still she must have thought about the fact that her man would someday ask her to marry him cos i guess they would have been very close and shared a lot for him to even think about asking her to marry him, the guy sef go don think hin life up and down say wether nah she hin want put for house

available

Who cares

Hi

MissGdope:
stay in your lane oo oga. don't let me vex 4 u

Lol, I no dey drive car nah so y u go tell me to stay my lane

Vex jare, and you'll yab hell outta my online personality abi....like I care.... Iranu

MissGdope:

Sia stole 'Big girls cry' from me. buh you don't see me complaining. I just let her have it. twasnt that good anyway

be like say Drogba dey play ball 4 ur head

INDUSTRIALFAN:
punch line bro.....
Anyone who doesn't know Asa doesn't know what music is.... I might be a rapper buh Asa nd Brymo re two people I wouldn't disrespect when it comes to music..... Jesse Jags included...

for mentioning brymo sef, I think u deserve two bottles of orijin

oya mama nkechi, sama my brother here with better chilled orijin

my Playlist replay: brymo- Waka waka, darey art alade- asiko laye (remix) ft olamide

olamide baddo, darey babbo