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Romance / Re: If My Boyfriend Doesn’t Beat Me A Day, I Will Be So Sick by Daveambition(m): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2022
That if her boyfriend doesn’t beat her a Day, she becomes Nervous.

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Education / Re: Breaking: ASUU Extends Strike By 12 Weeks by Daveambition(m): 10:40am On May 09, 2022
baylord77:
They should increase their demand to ₦2trillion.

Very unserious bunch!

I would like to know why 80% of their graduates are unemployed.

Of what use is a certificate when there are no jobs available?
Na all this kinda shallow reasoning go make me deactivate from this forum.
Majority of people on this forum have this cognitive dissonance mentality to the extent that they see nothing wrong with this evil gov't..
Education / Re: Breaking: ASUU Extends Strike By 12 Weeks by Daveambition(m): 10:05am On May 09, 2022
This doesn't concern the Elites, moreover their kids are in overseas schooling so they don't give a jack bout the masses..
Las las, after schooling for yankee their children go stil cme bck naija to occupy the top post their parent preserved for them & the circle continues..
Fuuucuk 9ja + her dreams, vision 2020 don come&go yet we stil living in dark age
Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Lands In Nigeria by Daveambition(m): 10:57pm On May 08, 2022
Chooi
Dj Cuppy go soon go toast this guy, na this kinda rich, muscular heavyweight champions dey burst her head..
Rich, Naughty & Expensive girl
Travel / Re: Inside The World Biggest Cruise Ship, "Wonders Of The Seas" by Daveambition(m): 10:03pm On May 08, 2022
My actual goals is to be so successful & independent that i can spoil myself & my family, do what i love & go where i want whenever i want..
I just dey imagine say na me be the owner of such gigantic Cruise Ship & ppl go queue in line to pay £48000 just to catch cruise for a week.
Omo; BabaGOD na when the luxury lifestyle go reach my turn nah?

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Politics / Re: Why I Think Mazi Nnamdi Kanu Should Be Released by Daveambition(m): 11:07pm On May 05, 2022
Gooosh;
This is the best epistle i have read this week..
Buhari & his AgberoPeopleCongregation gov't can only keep adjourning MNK case, they can only cage his body buh mentally MNK has broken free from bondage long long ago..
Mah Man is mentally FREE, y'all ever noticed the braveness in MNK face & his majestic leg moves whenever he walks in to the court room.?
Gees, that nigga is Martin Luther jr & Malcolm X in one...
Investment / Re: Why Are Most Anambra Girls Tall And Beautiful by Daveambition(m): 10:45pm On May 05, 2022
It's not just bout the hights, Anambra ladies are naturally beautiful creatures..
Their beauty is epic, yu can neva resist it...
Iluv my Igbo sisters to heart, S/O to all our Anambra Elegant Queens
Y'all deserve the crown.

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Culture / Re: Old Igbo Names And Their Meanings by Daveambition(m): 6:43pm On May 03, 2022
OBIEFUNA
My Dad almost lost hope of ever having a male child after 5 elegant & beautiful daughters buh his last shot was a miracle lottery.
That's how i came to planet earth, & the day before his death he looked me dead in the eyes & said "OBIEFUNA SonOfStars" with a proud smile on his face..
Death is one crazy biaaatch, Rip Dad

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Family / Re: Update On The Woman Who Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by Daveambition(m): 4:25pm On May 03, 2022
Ur honesty is all yu can truly promise anybody. It's the only thing yu can absolutely control in any situation. So, be true to ur sef & straightforward with others & let the universe handle all of the bullshit that remains confusing & undiscovered..
Romance / Re: Man Rain Curse On Lady Who Collect Money But Refuse To Visit by Daveambition(m): 12:12pm On May 03, 2022
Lmao...
Outta vexation Comrade use her menstrual cyclic take swear for her, the 12k pain'am dyeeeee....
Nigerian Girls Are Useless jaare.

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Politics / Re: 2023: I Was Charged For Murder, Armed Robbery – Wike by Daveambition(m): 11:54am On May 03, 2022
Wike is tryna use a mental genocide tactics on Nigerians to achieve his Presidential ambition.
I'm not a gullible, take ya cork'n'bull stories outta mah face, u'r not eligible to rule a nation yu power-drunk cunt...

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Politics / Re: Wike: I Support IPOB Agitation But Not Violence, Nnamdi Kanu Once Sang My Praise by Daveambition(m): 10:04pm On May 02, 2022
This is mere political speech from a power drunk governor..
Wike is a Fulani lap dog, IPOB doesn't give a jack concerning these thrash words he vomitted....

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Tell My Ex That I’ve Never Seen Any Girl Like Her ? by Daveambition(m): 5:54pm On May 02, 2022
It seems like this una daily slamming of head dey do a lotta damage to the brain.
BTW, is it possible for an AutomatedTellerMachine to swallow a card without the user inserting his/her password; abi Op just dey lie ni?
Secondly; some broke boiz sabi take risk o, yu empty ur acct just to pay 3/5k bus trip to go visit unknown olosho while one gurl dey her parent houz dey pray to God to bless yu.. Yu're a Cankerworm, spit on ur broke & ungreatful ass....
Politics / Re: Buhari Tweets For The First Time Since Nigeria Lifted Twitter Ban by Daveambition(m): 5:26pm On May 02, 2022
Dumb Bleep clueless and world dullard President, how does building a Naval Base in Oguta stop the violence in south east..
Go to the northern regions and erect military base if yu're so concern bout insurgency.
What kinda gov't builds rehabilitation centres up north for terrorists.?
Bleep 1nigeria + her dreams..

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Culture / Re: Why Do People Spit On Their Wee? by Daveambition(m): 10:04pm On Apr 30, 2022
heendrix:


The spit neutralizes any vodoo intended to be used on ur urine
Swallow thinker with a caveman mentality...
Dey need measure sense give yu, 12-naira per litre.....
Politics / Re: Buhari: Professionals Are The Livewire Of Economies, We'll Continue by Daveambition(m): 12:39pm On Apr 09, 2022
Senseless speech from a clueless dullard.. Buhari mumu dyeeee

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Politics / Re: NCS Warders Threaten Strike Over Poor Salaries, Working Conditions by Daveambition(m): 8:00am On Mar 23, 2022
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FERNANDEZISBACK:
Nigeria the dead country...where the citizens only know how to rant online blaming and never taking responsibility for their misfortune..

Nigeria where the citizens always blame the white for exploiting them while their leaders keep milking them dry but they never hold their leaders responsible..

Nigeria where the citizens always cry racism but are the biggest racist ever...they so hate themself that once you ain't from their tribe then you ain't human.. nonsense.. undecided
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Romance / Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Daveambition(m): 7:54am On Mar 23, 2022
Pierocash:
What of the Future that opens their VJ for any key that wants to unlock it, what is the percentage of their own problem?
Childish talk..
Wetin bring the opposite gender to this convo..?

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Romance / Re: What's Your Dark(est) Room? by Daveambition(m): 9:26am On Mar 09, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


I SWEAR DOWN


IF I START to CAPRISUN my OWN..



E go FULL PANT...


SO make I just LITE UP my WEED in peace



WTF MAN!

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Father Wants To Claim My Son. Please Advise Me On What To Do.. by Daveambition(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2022
The audacity & boldness of most naija youth baffles me..
Yu claim to be Nwa-afor buh skip traditional rites & went to impregnant a girl...
FYI, Igbo culture has NEVER robbed any sensible & family oriented igbo man of their fatherhood..
From ur write-up yu sound like a potential tout.
If the gender of the baby was opposite, yu for reject taking any responsibilities.
The whole of 9months during pregnancy yu didn't go with elders or family relation to sort out things with the girl's family, soon as u heard its a babyboy; ur brain spark..

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Politics / Re: JUST-IN: President Buhari Departs Gambia And Arrived At Kaduna (Photos) by Daveambition(m): 1:49am On Jan 20, 2022
vedaxcool:


Always worry about your end not others!
Poverty of words is an inexactness of expression..
Politics / Re: JUST-IN: President Buhari Departs Gambia And Arrived At Kaduna (Photos) by Daveambition(m): 1:29am On Jan 20, 2022
Aircraft engine wey suppose fail for mid-air make this dark age calamity just crash & die..
Imagine the Joy wey Nigerians go get.
Na to use SuperEagles victory take celebrate im death...
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Shows Up At Boyfriend's Workplace To Propose To Him by Daveambition(m): 7:02pm On Jan 19, 2022
MCKitchen:
As a woman with courageous and wisdom don't ever initiate this kind of act in public, the history of creation it's a man duty to take a woman to his arms, but the world have elvolve today that female gender taking bold move to pay the groom price.. I wish you both happiness and loyalty there after.
Na this kind mentality dey make una attain Shiloh yearly..
Celebrities / Re: Davido Go Head To Head Boxing With His Friend In His House (photos+video) by Daveambition(m): 6:52pm On Jan 19, 2022
No be to dey burst bottle inside club be the issue oo, shey yu get the skills to throw punch.?
Wizzy & Burna no go fit withstand Davido inside boxing ring..
1-punch 3-Gbas Gbos
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Shows Up At Boyfriend's Workplace To Propose To Him by Daveambition(m): 6:37pm On Jan 19, 2022
Congrat to 'em.. Wetin an elderly yung man like me no fancy na this public proposal... I like my sh!t private, coded & no third party/crowd involved...
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Cute Son Ify Run A Race Together (pics And Video) by Daveambition(m): 6:27pm On Jan 19, 2022
Davido na naija version of "Nipsey Hustle"..
Dude has the Swag n Sauce dripping on a daily...
I fancy this dude dyeeee....
The luv i got for im dey flow like blood thru my vein, it's nonstop.....
Ifeanyi na VERY LUCKY CHAMP; isweardown..

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Romance / Re: What I Did To My unappreciative ex girlfriend by Daveambition(m): 9:19pm On Jan 09, 2022
Guys, never yu disrespect a pussy that kept ur dick wet when ur wallet was dry...
E get why..!

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Abroad Sees A Black Cat, Prays: 'Aunty Nkechi I Rebuke You' by Daveambition(m): 11:11pm On Jan 06, 2022
Did You Know
Cat was the 1st animal Satan created to use in monitoring the life of Christians from the spirit world..
If yu have cat as a pet in ur house, yu're goin to Helfaya...

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Computers / Re: Where Can I get a direct UK-used of this? by Daveambition(m): 10:50pm On Jan 06, 2022
Use that 130k play 2-sure odds, once yu cashout na to buy iMac..
Politics / Re: Ebele Obiano’s Face Ruined By Excess Plastic Surgery (recent Disturbing Photos) by Daveambition(m): 12:41am On Dec 30, 2021
chiefobdk2:
All i am seeing is bad camera
E be like say na "Bontel" this one use dey view the image..

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