₦airaland Forum

Some times I wish to change the sarcastic way I laff, but lo, it cannot.

How do I apply change when my version 2.5 is degrade to 0.01 by the "manufacturer "?@AsoRock.

Pls I no fit laff.


So.eone advice him that even though the social media carpets millions of Nigerians, they will, and will continue to be smarter than you think they are!!!




KingTom, abeg I wan use your smiley small abeg...




Who advised him that starting this will attract a flowing on Twitter?


Lai

Ict Minister.


This Circus show seems to be better that the one the lilliputians did for Sir Gulliver in Gulliver Travels.

(scoffs like Sam Loco) This Syllogism is hazy and fady.


Hastiness is Shortsightesness

Who go kee this standing bones



I wonder the meat wey go dey.... oh I've forgotten, change season.

Just like my friend's church where a tired, retired old man of age 75 is ordained as YOUTH LEADER!!!?? very laughable.


How will Youths be free around an old man that can't understand how they think or how they align their ways, thoughts to reality.


This peg isn't square atall, neither is that hole round.


The peg is hexagonal and the hole is like a well. That peg will fly straight down to the bottom of the well hole.

Young Blood needed badly.


Sarcastically, I hope he knows what pdf fully means. or what SQL means!!!!


Which way Nigeria!!!

On a more truthful note, this is true.

Some peeps just sit and act like everybody out there will understand or that they'll fall in line. no sense of restraint.


Well since I'm watching Tyrant and seeing how Bassam Al Fareed becomes a power hungry fella overnight, I can understand.


Besides this match is like a basketball match; to and fro the court to score points.

BascoVanVeli:
Don't mind Troost, left o, right o, enter midfield knock, the guy was everywhere. To me the most underated player in the whole olympics.

I tell you. I'm even still shocked that that same Daniel guy was invited by Rohr when Alampasu, fit or no fit can be called to be our new Enyeama.


See the new Gianluigi of Italy. At 17 and he's kept for Italy. By the time he's Buffon's current age, even Van Der Sar and Neuer go twale.


He might no deserve the call up, but I love Italians in that regard, they know what a stretch of time can do.


Not about fit keeper who might flop on that very pitch.

Before January, I hope to see more of Iheanacho's u17 team mates getting call ups.


tired of seeing midfield collapse once Mikel is off. Time for a perfect, or even better replacement now. Musa Yahaya? Nwakali? Igiebor?


Join me laugh as picnic wasnt granted that seat in Fifa. When our best candidate@odegbami was turned down. who is he.

freesinzu:
U mean a Nigerian youngster, possibly, but no qualification for the world cup don't see that happening anytime soon

Yeah, you're right.


I hope we flood the transfer market soon, cos blacks general are in high demand unlike before.


Musa @ 16milla.

Can't wait for the next to be higher.

blueto:
so you follow la liga games?

Atletico Madrid have a way of bringing up youngsters who are rugged.


This must be the destination of our next youngest star......

This OP doesn't look like a genius.


when will they learn that Nairalanders will always belong to the 'la click LA bend' crew?


They never learn

Only in Nigeria where someone who wrote in simply, plain and easy comprehensive English will come back to say "people are misinterpreting me" after a long backlash.


This man should just shut his guts and recess like the economy is


Is his story written in oxymoron, metaphor, or proverbs of Solomon?


See warn any public office holder that the comprehending skill of Nigerians are sharper when they are on Formula 001 or 100!!!!

Goodnews.

Vivica Fox thank you

Hehhehehhe


Picnic the dreamer!!!!!!!


Patel or Albamy all the way

Lordabas:
Leon is good but i'm not yet sold on troost ekong, look at the calibre and number of goals the olympic team conceded.

Yeah, kinda but Troost covered the yansh of that Daniel keeper on several occasions. his other partners were poor when it came to setting offside traps thus he was always on his trap spot when his Co defenders were giving opponents sharp pace to expose defence. the Honduras game looked like he was singlely the only defender on the pitch.

You mention Mikel, and Troost comes second for best individual performance at Rio no doubt.

The same woman slapped by Mrs Enoch or what?

Why isn't He talking also. No reaction means he supports this act and....



One down, 21 more needing demotion. This is getting easier.

nawa o. we might need a jury to pass a verdict.


But seriously speaking, Based on only Eto's account, I'll agree Pep isn't good one-one with his players.


i'd have imagined what the opinion wouldave been if he came across Jay Jay. But lo, we have him and Nacho, let's see how he treats Nigerians MVP this season.


3leagues have their best players complain of you an d they exit? Boils down to philosophy, but there's a way to impart philosophy and make heroes leave like heroes.

let's see how he treats Nacho, that's my own business for now. If he likes, do whatever he can with Man City, just let's see how Nacho fares.

current status- bench looker. (shrugs) time dey!!!

Lordabas:
It was just Tanzania o. A team that only knew how to defend, zero attacking sense. Their partnership is yet to be tested. Even Omeruo and Oboabona will look like top class CBs against them.

Individually they are good, that's why I use future tense for both of them.

Besides, we can just have attack-minded defenders when we don't have a recovery pattern yet. I'm sure you know they were simply playing to instructions.


They can't just be Puyol, Kosxielny, Pique, John Terry Overnight. Time will tell.

For now, let's appreciate the fact that we weren't subjected to yoboic(hearts in our mouth, blood in our brain) play as we formerly saw.


Ramon Azeez scored@club to remind Iheanacho that twas him that scored that kinda goal first at u-17 world Cup.

jelel6:
who be ya mate 4 nairaland way u dey send message. You no know him palace for kano make you go tell am to shut up. Dan iska.

Pls lead me to his palace since you have the schematics of its in and out.

Oblang:
The man is saying the truth. No economy grows by relying solely on natural resources but by developing infrastructures. He's jst using Lagos as an example. Every other states should replicate the kind of growth in Lagos...

yeah he's saying the truth, but that truth has a scent to it based on the timing. that's what I'm against.


When the Wells is about to dry there and other places have new minerals, the statement is now coming.

he didn't say that under Gej's time.

besides we have several options to oil since 70s;timing

Somebody tell this man to just shut the hell up one kind of way.

My nose and ears could scent the hypocrisy in his statements.


Funny enough, Lagos also has oil.


I'm not saying ND is more important, but he should stop that hypocritus lyricus that he's singing out.


As if his pockets don't smell of fuel cash, legal or illegal!!!!!

Funny that what Yar'Adua did to curb is now what Bubu is triggering and adding fuel to reignite. # WashedHandsOff

#PilatesMethod

NFF only!!!!

Lol


Stones o, Pebble o, Chris Rock o,


all I know is that some very good defenders never get the chance some half-naked defenders get on the world stage.


If Stones give Pep his points then he'll be considered world class of course.


But Leon and Troost

Mainz and Haugesund

Germany and Norway


These two CBs will one day be Africa's best partnership of they are well utilized.

TheGoodJoe:

I agree with you. Ighalo faces a challenge of defenders know he is dangerous and Mark him too hard. He is strong and he likes the fight, Strong hold up play.

He needs to drop deeper sometimes to allow himself breathe. He feel Ighalo can hit his form again.

Yeah you're right actually.That dropping deep.


Now that Rohr has reestablished the wing strength, he can start to use the Olivier Giroud style so Ighalo can be knocking in goals with his head, especially in matches that his foot is tackled hard.


I saw something close to a barca- attack pattern with Nacho playing like an Iniesta role, but it wasn't perfect cos the 'suarez' wasn't running to open up space for him to shoot. we'll get there.

Oga thank God na jobo you write cos I'd called one press-up thunder to fire you. How he take join legend? HBP-instigator is legend?


as for Mikel, agreed. what a way to change History; at the close of a long career.

cindyrocks:
Yes but not as much as the 5 I mentioned.

so IBB didn't make the list? funny

TheSuperNerd:
Sir GoodJoe....

I hope your coach is not thinking of playing Nolito as false 9 coz Nacho can do both the false 9 and "actual" 9 roles.

Question: Will Pep start Nacho in the manchester deby in Kun's absence?

Same thought here too. I guess Pete would disappoint us both..

TheSuperNerd:
Oga Terzurum5, you saw it well...

Yes, I am still tightly engaged but I just had to watch this game.

TheGoodJoe said he screamed at Nacho's shot... Well, I just smiled and beat my chest saying, "That's how we roll!!!! That's my boy!!!".... Nacho is Africa's next Big super star.


What a player. This is his first outside-18 goal for Nigeria's Super Eagles. He's already hit an outside-18 "curler" for Man City (vs Southampton last season). BUT THIS ONE IN UYO TODAY WAS A FIRECRACKER!!!!!! A SCORCHER!!!! A GOAL WORTHY OF WINNING ANY GAME.


Even a certain commentator was like, "Had Iheanacho played further forward, Nigeria would have been 3 or 4 goals to the goods..."

We were simply awesome today but Victor Moses, Musa and Especially Odion Ighalo were culprits in front of goal.

I can't wait for Isaac Success' invitation abeg!!! Even Ideye should have started this game not Ighalo.

Ighalo should better wake up!!!! Coz Nigerian football is in a new era of "ballers"... Bad and wickedly talented young players who are ready to step up and be counted worthy of Super Eagles Shirts... A New Golden generation is still being forged.

I'm angry at Guadiola that he just held him back from Olympic football when he didn't need him, but on the bench. Nacho would have had a decoration in his gallery room by now, maybe even Gold.


I'll watch closely how he gets treated at Man City. But if he doesn't start in the Manchester derby, I'll know who I should conclude Pep is.


this game shoulda finished 7-nil.


I saw the build up of some attack and at least Nigerians can hope that our heart pressures won't be very high when next... abi na just show be this

joseph1013:
Ighalo's time is up in the Eagles. He should be dropped from the first team. Iheanacho should strike.

I disagree.


When was the last time we had a striker ready to play as if it's his last for this team?


See his coach at Watford shocked that he rejected a move that would see him earn times 10 of what he presently earns in EPL.


This guy isn't money motivated again. He loves the game and that's why he plays with zeal. We need him still to be in for us.


Besides he was marked so hard as we could all see. He tired out at a point, but he played okay. Nacho would be equally marked hard if he played striker, let's be truthful.

For now, let's celebrate that we have bad ass wingers that are now expressive.

Success can come in for more physically games as time unfolds.

So no one actually buys the idea that that ball used is just not it.
it made Moses look so bad.


I think the ball had a part.


besides Musa needs to get better positioning. Victor's wing was our man attack entrance or option cos he wasn't at the right place always...

Whatever might have happened in this match, I'm glad the defence finally have the coordination we didn't have in the name of Yobo heart attack era.


Nigerians pls note well, for every match played against an African team not better than us, we always make a superstar of at least one of the opponents' players.


That Tanzania goalie now is Buffon to me.


besides the ball.. I have issues with that ball

overall, it should have been 7-0

Our Celebs join the war.


I trust Naija guys, that Xtian Dela acct go hiya ram till December 31st. Then they go do new year resolution at the closing hours of the year....