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Romance › Re: See What I Prepared For My Sick Girl Friend This Morning - Photos by DavidEsq(m): 5:54pm On Dec 10, 2017
Can u imagine dis boy putting so much groundnut oil enof to try and whole, for just two eggs.
Besides, how u go dey wire woman u nev marry. Just look at this boy committing fornication.
Christianity Etc › Re: 14 Reasons Why I Love Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by DavidEsq(m): 5:49pm On Dec 10, 2017
donnie:
He is a great teacher of the gospel.
How do u mean he is a teacher of the gospel? Wat gospel? And wat is d gospel about if I may ask?
Christianity Etc › Re: 14 Reasons Why I Love Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by DavidEsq(m): 5:48pm On Dec 10, 2017
petra1:
22 FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME
By Leke Beecroft

1. Christian Oyakhilome was born on December 7, 1961 to the family of Elder T.E Oyakhilome who was one of the pioneers of the Assemblies of God Church (AG) in Benin City and major parts of the old Mid-Western Region of Nigeria. He is an Esan from Edo State.

2. Chris Oyakhilome conducted his first crusade at the age of 9.

3. On completion of his secondary education at the Edo College, Benin City, he spent his vacation as a bookstore attendant, selling books at the reknowned Faith Miracle Centre opposite Benin Airport pastored by Rev Benson Idahosa of the Church of God Missions Int’l Incorporated (CGMI).

4. He got admitted into the old Bendel State University established by late Governor Ambrose Alli (now Ambrose Alli University) when it was established in 1981 and studied Architecture.

5. As an undergraduate, he established a fellowship known as Youths For Christ (YFC), notable among the leaders was another student, Tom Amenkhienan who was the leader of the choir. Anita Ebodaghe and her friend, Joy were members of the choir who soon married both Chris and Tom. YFC soon became one of the largest fellowships on Campus in Ekpoma.

6. By 1989, Chris Oyakhilome established the ministry known as Believers Loveworld inc (BLW) and named her church arm Christ Embassy with headquarters in Lagos. He got married to Anita on February 2nd 1991.

7. Six months before he passed on, Benson Idahosa told Chris Oyakhilome to invite him to a program in BLW before March 14th. Benson Idahosa died unexpectedly on March 12.

8. By 2002, BLW had become the most prominent Christian ministry on television in not just Nigeria but all over the African Continent with her Atmosphere for Miracles. Nigerian former President, Olusegun Obasanjo through the NBC in May 2004 stopped the airing of miracles on Television, an action that was largely seen by Pastor Chris as targeting Christ Embassy and subsequently took the matter to court.

9. Earlier in 2003, Pastor Chris pioneered the first 24 hour Christian satellite network broadcasting from Africa worldwide.

10. Christ Embassy is one of the 5 largest indigenously established 'Pentecostal' churches in Nigeria and perhaps Africa today however Pastor Chris does not agree with the appellation 'Pentecostal Church'?

11. The Rhapsody of Realities by Pastor Chris translated in 837 languages in 242 countries and domains is widely considered as the most popular devotional in the world. He has authored over 21 books.

12. The Inner City Missions of BLW is a program held to feed the poor in the suburbs and slums of Africa.

13. The Loveworld Convocation Arena (LCA) is a 17,000 capacity auditorium built by Christ Embassy and is one of the largest church auditoria in Africa.

14. Pastor Chris has conducted some of the largest Christian crusades in the world till date. The Port Harcourt as well as the FNB Johannesburg crusades were said to have hosted crowds of about 2.5 million people according to Pastor Chris.

15. More than any ministry, Christ Embassy has touched the music scene of Christianity today producing gospel music ministers such as Sinach, Joe Praize, Samsong, Buchi, Jahdiel, Eben and Frank Edwards among many others.
16. Today, Christ Embassy has about 3,500 branches in about 5 continents of the world.

17. In 2011, Forbes Magazine alluded that Chris Oyakhilome is one of the richest pastors in the world.

18. Pastor Chris has 2 daughters named Sharon and Charlane.

19. Believers Loveworld owns numerous properties in Lagos, a campground on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway as well as another on the Benin –Sapele Expressway which usually holds Atmosphere for Miracles and Higher Life Conferences.

20. In January 2014, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD donated a 650 capacity auditorium to his alma mater, Ambrose Alli University while also donating N1 Billion (about $3 million) to Benson Idahosa University (BIU) to build her engineering faculty. The faculty has been named Chris Oyakhilome Faculty of Engineering, BIU.

21. Though he is a protégé of the late Archbishop Benson Idahosa, Pastor Chris is not a member of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN) pioneered by Idahosa and others.

22. December 7 every year, the birthday of Pastor Chris, is commemorated as ‘OFFER 7’ in BLW, it is the day members of BLW and all others blessed by the ministry of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome are encouraged to offer a seed into the life of the clergyman fondly referred to as ‘Our Man of God’.

The AFRICAN APOSTLES
Patriarchs and Pacesetters[truncated by WhatsApp]
Wen exactly did u find out that pastor Chris was born in 1961? I guess that's recently.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Wants The ‘lord’s Prayer’ Changed by DavidEsq(m): 4:12pm On Dec 10, 2017
tolugar:
whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven

and whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven.

Mathew 16:19




i rest my case
Pls I don't want to assume wat ur conclusion is, so kindly apply that scripture u cited to the issue afoot
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Speaks On Tithing At Shiloh 2017 (Video) by DavidEsq(m): 8:22am On Dec 10, 2017
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

And on that night, the highest tithes were collected.
Ah swear
Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by DavidEsq(m): 8:11am On Dec 10, 2017
Yyeske:
The River Niger or Lagos lagoon is enough to contain your anger, use the closest.
Do I look like a fish ni!
Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by DavidEsq(m): 9:28pm On Dec 09, 2017
Doyin2:
Do not be daft!

Buhari did not wreck the economy.Oil price and the inevitable crash of the Naira did.Even the best economists in the world could not have saved the situarion.

The earlier economic illiterates like you accept this elementsry fact,the better for you
Shebi it was my village ppl dah crashed the naira ni
Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by DavidEsq(m): 9:26pm On Dec 09, 2017
Yyeske:
Quit the lies in order to spite the government, you are more than this
So Nigeria has a government? Yepa! I didn't know na.

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by DavidEsq(m): 8:08pm On Dec 09, 2017
skolab4:
You r saying the truth regards the appendicitis ailment
Tell dem o
Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by DavidEsq(m): 8:00pm On Dec 09, 2017
FlyboyZee:
In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, a 50kg bag of foreign rice goes for N19,500.00, while the local rice, the one I bought yesterday, went for N16,500.00...

This wasn't different from what it was around this time last month, when I bought rice too. Moreover, this is rice harvesting season and naturally, the price of rice should be low, alas! that's not the case...
It's 17k in Abuja. That dude yaking about rice Mills springing everywr, cld u tell us exactly wr? Cos from wat I've learned recently from several doctor friends of mine, cases of appendicitis has risen to a frightful height due to the scarcity of well processed rice (which we all know to be foreign rice) made worse by the abundance of stony (local) rice
Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by DavidEsq(m): 2:53pm On Dec 09, 2017
Dopeyomi:
How do i go about that pls?
First u meet a lawyer who can prepare the processes for u.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To Girlfriend On Board A Plane To Dubai (photos) by DavidEsq(m): 11:48am On Dec 09, 2017
brownsugar23:
Wooow lovely but if the girl say no what will happen
Na to tell pilot say "abeg park person wan com down".
Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by DavidEsq(m): 11:45am On Dec 09, 2017
Lokoyen:
STill don't get the point.

You mean court order should go through a lawyer?
A lawyer can assist u beta to get it, as he wld just file a simple process
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: I’m Prepared To Work With Our New Officers – Jonathan by DavidEsq(m): 11:42am On Dec 09, 2017
teadrake:
Ineffectual Buffon!!!!!
And the Daura President is better abi? Awon zombie
Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by DavidEsq(m): 11:23am On Dec 09, 2017
Lokoyen:
Ur point?
It wld avoid the jangolova the court officials are using u to do
Family › Re: An Open Letter To My Co-Tenant By A Nairalander by DavidEsq(m): 11:18am On Dec 09, 2017
shitshappen:
I was just writing an Ode to the bat on my window, I taught you understood when I told you I don't know how to communicate.
I understand an Ode to mean praise or expressions of admiration. E.g, "An Ode to the wild west winds" by Percy Bysche Shelly.
OP's message doesn't fit into an Ode
Health › Re: FMC Umuahia First Kidney Transplant Surgery Was Successful (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 9:20am On Dec 09, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Lets give it 3weeks before we celebrate anything
grin grin grin
Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by DavidEsq(m): 7:49pm On Dec 08, 2017
Lokoyen:
Oga lawyer this court officials av made court other to be gold. They will ask you someone to wait for 3 weeks can u imagine!
A court official is different from a lawyer, u hear?
Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by DavidEsq(m): 8:25am On Dec 08, 2017
crisycent:
December 17, 2014 this useless bank debited me COT on a failed transfer. They returned the transfer amount but never returned my COT. I callled and called they said it is an automated thing.

I worried them on Twitter, they blocked me after I showed proof of debit. Very useless bank. I will bomb one of your branches very soon .
angry
Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by DavidEsq(m): 8:23am On Dec 08, 2017
Dopeyomi:
True

But they should reverse my #25,300 since November 19!
My bro, a court order gotten in less dan 3 hours wld do it
Romance › Re: Can You Date Your Boss Or Colleague?: Nigerians React by DavidEsq(m): 6:48am On Dec 08, 2017
nduprincekc:
DESTINED FOR YOU

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Since it's about destiny, Shey dem fit miss the boss destined for them na grin grin grin. See how dem don dey hide under destiny to do Wetin dem dey claim say dem no go do. Destiny ko! Buju Banton ni! grin
Crime › Re: Ebonyi Women Arrested For Protesting For The Release Of Their Husbands(photos) by DavidEsq(m): 6:40am On Dec 08, 2017
Archangel15:
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You have to seek the consent of the police before exercising your fundamental human right. undecided
Don't mind. Parading his ignorance like buhari is Parading his dumbness.
Events › Re: Lady Celebrates Her Underaged Son's Birthday At A Night Club In Ibadan by DavidEsq(m): 12:04pm On Dec 07, 2017
allstarcomic:
bros no start ohhh
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy angry
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 9:15am On Dec 07, 2017
djPyper:
Haba how are you sure he's an idiot, he may be a respected elder in the rodent community
grin grin grin
Events › Re: Lady Celebrates Her Underaged Son's Birthday At A Night Club In Ibadan by DavidEsq(m): 9:12am On Dec 07, 2017
guvna:
Fool like you??

Crime › Re: Man Jumps From Lagos Magistrate Court 3rd Floor, Dies (Graphic Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 9:02am On Dec 07, 2017
SillyMods:
The law should surely have a human face, especially for the poor and downtrodden.

It already does for the Sarakis and Athiefkus of Nigeria.
My friend, pls do urself a favour and get ur facts right b4 spilling rotten beans here. Wat exactly was the judgment of the court, dat u feel the law didn't have a human face? Wen dat subsidy thiefess grin was sentenced to over 7 years imprisonment, didn't d law have a human face then? Wat exactly happened. Is dis wat u were taught in sch? To make conclusions without facts?
Events › Re: Lady Celebrates Her Underaged Son's Birthday At A Night Club In Ibadan by DavidEsq(m): 7:48am On Dec 07, 2017
allstarcomic:
After the boy go dey carry olosho from age 10
She go blâme dem for village.



abeg driver lets go.

#ItstooLateToFailed
In fact, the boy is already being indoctrinated into Yoruba demonism
Politics › Re: "Police Handcuffed My Hands To A Car Seat" - Moses Motoni Narrates Experience by DavidEsq(m): 7:46am On Dec 07, 2017
dokiOloye:
Ignored,totally
grin grin grin
Career › Re: Customers Are Always Right;How True Is This View? by DavidEsq(m): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2017
Clients are never never right, in the field of law. They don't know shit!
Education › Re: What Is The Most Useless Subject You Studied In Your Undergraduate Years by DavidEsq(m): 7:17am On Dec 07, 2017
CSC 100 and 200 level. Dat course made several final year law students spill over and splash over. Kai! That course was so useless. Wats computer studies without the hope of ever knowing how to operate one. In fact I learned how to by association with my lap top and computer guru room mate.
Family › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by DavidEsq(m): 6:58am On Dec 06, 2017
bummyla:
My Momsie speaks Hausa, Igbo & Yoruba fluently and she cursed fluently in those languages as well, while she beat the living daylight from your poor soul.

And it hurt me the most whenever she switched to Hausa & Yoruba while beating me, because I won't understand what she was saying, but I just knew they were curses.

Sometimes her Hausa & Yoruba friends would scream and cautioned her not to say such things to her kids.

But I learnt these English words from her "scallywag!" "sadist"

"If you were born during the slave trade, I would have sold you and use the money to solve better problem!"

"Onwu! Death!"

"Isi Ebuka!" "Coconut Head!" "Ewu Can Beer!" "Tulutulu!" "Monkey" "Zombie!"

But we are best of friends now. She now cries whenever she prays for me & whenever she receives a mighty alert from me! LOL!

https://www.bummyla.com
Na so she go dey feel like now:

Family › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by DavidEsq(m): 6:55am On Dec 06, 2017
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