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collinsmp:
Hi everyone please i need an advice on what to do . My tenant house rent have expired since August this year he have refused to pay for house rent i told my junior brother to go to court last week and the court served him Quit notice pasted it in his door but the 7

days have expired on Monday this week the court have not done anything to eject him and him have refused to go to court or pstep to take this will be my first time of serving my tenant Quit notice am always lucky to have good tenants but this one have been giving all the tenants in my house problem my tenants have been complaining to me bitterly

Just tie some leaves soaked in cow blood and attach some cowries and lizard skeletons to his door mat, he go zab sharply.

MemphisRaynes:
They better address this matter, because as a full fledged Onye Nmuo, I intend to adorn myself with eagle feathers, vulture skulls and snake bones during my own call to Bar. Any bagger that try's to stop me will witness Amadioha in his most raw form. All na diversity.

. Which one be raw form again na?

...
Oluwa ! Which kain newtork una wey dey above me dey use

Paretomaster:
Thunder fire you dia. .....i know u will come, and exhibit your illiteracy here..

I won't even bother to correct you.. ....olodo Oshi

Let's overlook his terrible grammar. Do u mean he is lying?

Kirklyne4Christ:
I actually need your assistance all, someone duped me of 1.4 million naira, then I lodge a complain to the Police through the influence of my lawyer, and after he was invited to the station, he actually went ahead to Panti because he knows a SARS officer there to petition against me that I was threatening him, moreover he haven't obeyed the police invitation for the petition I made to station first, moreover we were asked to bring the case to Panti through the influence he has there, although on getting there my lawyer went to the DC office to lodge a complain about it first, while we get there, but unknowing to us he have bribed all the officers, although God was on my side, although we were asked to take back the case to the station which he disobeyed, moreover SARS wanted me to write a statement to his petition for threat, which I stand my ground, saying to them I will rather die than write a statement to the petition of someone who disrespect a whole station and the DPO. After the DC of Panti signed the petition for it to be taken back to Lion building Police Station, although this man was there the next day to write his statement, then some people came to stand for his release, then the DPO interview us based on the petition, the guy admitted to pay me back my money, he wrote an undertaking, now he didn't fulfill his undertaking, I called my lawyer and the police officers in charge of the case, even the DPO of the station, from their response I realized that they have all compromised. Please help me. #REFORMSARS&POLICE #TheyAreTheFriendsOfCriminals

Tell ur lawyer to file a civil action in court. Just make sure u pay him for that.

Jibril659:

I thank God for the smart TV and and Six guns games in my life

goldbim:
Christmas allowance alert loading!!

Badoo! U wan expose her format ba?

omoikea:
all I need right now is a pretty tall lady, respectful n God fearing lady between the age of 20-25 to help me check if there's light in Ekpoma...Before I travel to that place for Christmas.

Oya get sense. Take am now. I say take the sense now

Narldon:


#TITHE AGAINST POVERTY CHALLENGE


In support, click LIKE


Against, click SHARE

E don clear for una eye

NwaAmaikpe:



The way people lie with God's name repulses me.

So God left all the men from Sango Ota to Eleme, from Burutu down to Ilejemeje and all over Nigeria then found you a helper in far away Poland?

God did not find you that helper,
Your bloody gold-digging schemes fetched you that mugu.

Word

RoyalBlak007:
30

Chai! To fry one of these ones take soak garri, dey hungry me die. Wetin dey do us naija peepz sef

Pastors, wen they see where their tithe is now going, be like:

NwaAmaikpe:




This is so true but only a few will decipher the underlying subtle message hidden in that poster;

A woman is used to represent the successful category
While
A man is used to represent the unsuccessful category.

MORAL
No matter a man's wealth, exposure, intelligence or experience, a woman with a kpekus is ahead of him naturally. For instance; Ime 'Okon' Bishop vs Daniella Okeke.

Simply because all men are victims of the 'wetin man do man?' syndrome.

CONCLUSION
No woman with a kpekus should be unsuccessful. It is a master key to all of life's doors.

Huh?

MaziOmenuko:
Thats really petty coming from sahara reporters. Its a shame, you guys really stoop low to throw tantrums at an old man having symptoms very-very common with old age. IBB is over 80yrs and if he dies today, he didn't die early at all.

If the result of muslims stealing his shoes took 24 years since 1993 to manifest, then the result came too late.

Word

. Sarz on the beat. I just love dis dude. Who else loves him like I do? no homo sha.

queenfav:
Lol.. I did oo.. Their pepper soup and palmwine was a good stress reliever. Alcohol really helped in law school, the tension and anxiety was too high!

U see? Wen we dey teh una dah year, una dey talk say we be drunkards

queenfav:
I agree. Passing Bar finals is by God's grace. I knew it wasn't a joke when Muslims attended our prayers during exams. That exam is a spiritual warfare! I have never prayed all my life like i did in law school. Nobody needed to even advice me. Especially with people running mad, falling sick and even dieing just like that.
Enugu campus wasn't stressful at all. We were closing by two. Sometimes i was able to skip classes after break, until they started locking the hostel! Congrats to the pretty lady again, now the legal hustle begins!

Agbani, Nkanu West LGA. Hope u never attended Bar Part 3 joint

AdolfHitlerxXx:
[b] OP is obviously a paid shill....

He's taken the asslicking as an art form.

Yuck!

Saraki is a smart politician and i admire him for that but stop hanging on his nuts like they are sources of oxygen

See Savage senior uncle

Constilo4u:
In this case is not bestiality but it actually happen..like I said you can go to the said location and comfirm it yourself anyone having doubt

After all ur education. Chai, tell ur parents I said wehdone o!

Constilo4u:
This news isn't fake, but if you are still doubting it..you can check the location on the details given above and go comfirm it as well

Just look at urself. Carrying Odeism like a gala seller. Biologically speaking, someone is telling u it's impossible, u are there using ur native knowledge to form news correspondent there.

SalamRushdie:
I saw a classy God fearing beautiful lady with purpose not the 10kobo oloshos you are used to

Na by to wear dat kain cloth be God fearing? U are a learner, ah swear

passyhansome:
2PETER2:1-2
1 Now there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies that even deny the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction on themselves. 2 Many will follow in their depravity, and because of them the way of the truth will be defamed.… DADDY FREEZE IS ONE. THE WRATH OF GOD IS COMING

Coming?

obyrich:
Dominic marry am. Then leave am for naija go yankee. Dominic no come day show interest again, no dey give money as usual and now she don dey hungry for prick. She wan collect prick from one guy wey dey torchlight her for office. Abi make she do or not?

Shey o ya werey ni

donstan18:
Nobody will say that!

Say it if you want to, and stop using people to say it indirectly.

. See shading. Ah ah, wia is thy chill

bughead:
apes!


apart from there smelly anus what else can a woman offer


you see them shouting "tall, dark,handsome,funny, God fearing" but them ended up following one useless area boys who have sweet mouth, were by friend zoning the rightful person for in their life.

i rather date a Libya woman than to fall in love with our made in naija baboons


our naija women are worthless miserable piece of sh1t with no definite sense of direction in life.



you want a god fearing man but your private part is as wide as river Niger


you want a handsome man but you are as ugly as sh1t


you want a tall man but you are as short as the earth


GOOD NEWS! THINGS DONT WORK THE WAY YOU PLAN IT!

Who did dis to u?

Na so so bele this woman dey carry sef. Apostle, always ending it on her back

Airforce1:
Thanks

The school fees we paid on you no waste .

Lol. Ah swear u no well

Airforce1:
I'm not a boy
I AM A MAN

Recognize!


If their is no sin, their won't be forgiveness .

U mean "there"? Which kain sch u dey go sef?

Can u imagine dis boy putting so much groundnut oil enof to try and whole, for just two eggs.
Besides, how u go dey wire woman u nev marry. Just look at this boy committing fornication.

donnie:
He is a great teacher of the gospel.

How do u mean he is a teacher of the gospel? Wat gospel? And wat is d gospel about if I may ask?

petra1:
22 FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME
By Leke Beecroft

1. Christian Oyakhilome was born on December 7, 1961 to the family of Elder T.E Oyakhilome who was one of the pioneers of the Assemblies of God Church (AG) in Benin City and major parts of the old Mid-Western Region of Nigeria. He is an Esan from Edo State.

2. Chris Oyakhilome conducted his first crusade at the age of 9.

3. On completion of his secondary education at the Edo College, Benin City, he spent his vacation as a bookstore attendant, selling books at the reknowned Faith Miracle Centre opposite Benin Airport pastored by Rev Benson Idahosa of the Church of God Missions Int’l Incorporated (CGMI).

4. He got admitted into the old Bendel State University established by late Governor Ambrose Alli (now Ambrose Alli University) when it was established in 1981 and studied Architecture.

5. As an undergraduate, he established a fellowship known as Youths For Christ (YFC), notable among the leaders was another student, Tom Amenkhienan who was the leader of the choir. Anita Ebodaghe and her friend, Joy were members of the choir who soon married both Chris and Tom. YFC soon became one of the largest fellowships on Campus in Ekpoma.

6. By 1989, Chris Oyakhilome established the ministry known as Believers Loveworld inc (BLW) and named her church arm Christ Embassy with headquarters in Lagos. He got married to Anita on February 2nd 1991.

7. Six months before he passed on, Benson Idahosa told Chris Oyakhilome to invite him to a program in BLW before March 14th. Benson Idahosa died unexpectedly on March 12.

8. By 2002, BLW had become the most prominent Christian ministry on television in not just Nigeria but all over the African Continent with her Atmosphere for Miracles. Nigerian former President, Olusegun Obasanjo through the NBC in May 2004 stopped the airing of miracles on Television, an action that was largely seen by Pastor Chris as targeting Christ Embassy and subsequently took the matter to court.

9. Earlier in 2003, Pastor Chris pioneered the first 24 hour Christian satellite network broadcasting from Africa worldwide.

10. Christ Embassy is one of the 5 largest indigenously established 'Pentecostal' churches in Nigeria and perhaps Africa today however Pastor Chris does not agree with the appellation 'Pentecostal Church'?

11. The Rhapsody of Realities by Pastor Chris translated in 837 languages in 242 countries and domains is widely considered as the most popular devotional in the world. He has authored over 21 books.

12. The Inner City Missions of BLW is a program held to feed the poor in the suburbs and slums of Africa.

13. The Loveworld Convocation Arena (LCA) is a 17,000 capacity auditorium built by Christ Embassy and is one of the largest church auditoria in Africa.

14. Pastor Chris has conducted some of the largest Christian crusades in the world till date. The Port Harcourt as well as the FNB Johannesburg crusades were said to have hosted crowds of about 2.5 million people according to Pastor Chris.

15. More than any ministry, Christ Embassy has touched the music scene of Christianity today producing gospel music ministers such as Sinach, Joe Praize, Samsong, Buchi, Jahdiel, Eben and Frank Edwards among many others.
16. Today, Christ Embassy has about 3,500 branches in about 5 continents of the world.

17. In 2011, Forbes Magazine alluded that Chris Oyakhilome is one of the richest pastors in the world.

18. Pastor Chris has 2 daughters named Sharon and Charlane.

19. Believers Loveworld owns numerous properties in Lagos, a campground on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway as well as another on the Benin –Sapele Expressway which usually holds Atmosphere for Miracles and Higher Life Conferences.

20. In January 2014, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD donated a 650 capacity auditorium to his alma mater, Ambrose Alli University while also donating N1 Billion (about $3 million) to Benson Idahosa University (BIU) to build her engineering faculty. The faculty has been named Chris Oyakhilome Faculty of Engineering, BIU.

21. Though he is a protégé of the late Archbishop Benson Idahosa, Pastor Chris is not a member of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN) pioneered by Idahosa and others.

22. December 7 every year, the birthday of Pastor Chris, is commemorated as ‘OFFER 7’ in BLW, it is the day members of BLW and all others blessed by the ministry of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome are encouraged to offer a seed into the life of the clergyman fondly referred to as ‘Our Man of God’.

The AFRICAN APOSTLES
Patriarchs and Pacesetters[truncated by WhatsApp]

Wen exactly did u find out that pastor Chris was born in 1961? I guess that's recently.