₦airaland Forum

Shesweetdie:
Awwwww!!! this is so romantic, don't worry I don't want Ferrari.just ur luv

Is dah so?

JoNach:
Ordinary 21 800 you are running , little livered man, when your mates are cutting grass for 280 million naira and still asking " who is the presidency ??" With confidence

Bharekta:
SARS is not ignorant. A Condolence visit to the profs family, will help them know better....


This post is via info gathered from colleagues & friends that went for condolence visit as told by the profs family.

Don wori na. Why u dey explain. Shey wen SARS come, u go talk dis one ba?

phrezzz:
Lool what was the Designer thinking?

He was thinking China ish

OP, but dis is not the pix they have been using to advertise the product na . So last last, dis decoder would be looking like something from somewhere in Ariaria mkt

poksmahn:
So we should eat the animals when they are alive abi??

Those of u ppl killing things upandan, make una Kwantinuu kwo. Me that has been looking for something to kill since, I no c. I go finally hear word for NL. Any small tin: "see wat a NLder killed in his backyard today". Lala wee just move it to FP and I wld be like "wen will kill something that is FP worthy

Ajibo111:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please i need your help. I am realy into trouble and there is no one to help me out, that is why i brought the issue here because i believe i could find solution here.
Am about to be thrown out from where am staying by my landlord. I am an orphan that has no one to run to. I have tried to raise the money by all means but things are not realy working out for me.
Please am not asking for much
, any amount is okay for me. God will bless you guys for me.

Gimme ur landlord's number, pls

GrandFinale2017:
this one the Federal Government is monitoring speeches via social media. This OP is likely to be picked up by DSS

As in eh, OP body go tell am

Bharekta:
Lol, m not. .....

OP u see Wetin oversabi don cause for ur life? Mind ur biz, u said no. U must hawk ur mumu. Now SARS go dey find u efriwia like

Hashimyussufamao:
This woman can not write composition about herself, yet her account is smiling. And some mumus go dey spot errors on nairaland without 2k in their acct., u better grow up and plan ya life.
#awon wole shoyinka

So being able to write a proper "composition" (in ur own words) shouldn't be part of one's plan for his life abi? How much are u enjoying the situation in Nigeria which is currently in the hands of a man who never deemed it fit to groom himself for the 21st century requirements and national service?

Mynd44:
Show him the supreme court judgement. If he wants to live in 1645, he is free to build a time machine and go back in time else he should go work for his own wealth.

Ukeje V. Ukeje

How a dance that depicts and celebrates sexual rascality, get to be popular is mind boggling. But again, it's Ghana; Wetin person expect? I just weak sef

kingeddyx:
You honestly believe that Ghanaians have you in their contemplation when having fun dancing to their songs in their country?
you need to travel a bit more and you will come to the humbling realisation that the whole world does not revolve around your great and mighty nigeria

Painment mode, activated

tuoyoojo:
beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder

do you remember the "giraffe women "thread some time ago, where the longer the woman's neck, the more pretty she seems

tuoyoojo:
more more

So dis one is a woman abi? Not to talk of fine sef. See as she be like Gaddafi

Ninethmare:
This is the real python dance
.
Nigeria Army are getting it wrong

All in a desperate bid to outdo Naija. Chai! See by force epilepsy and convulsion . Una no reach, abeg. If no be naija, no be naija. Una mumu go soon climb tree.

Youngkingz:
be educated for once

Seun, it's u I blame. Just look at this foolish pikin. Yakubu, design dis bloody civilian for me

KendrickAyomide:
hahahaha.. U dey fear ? so birdam don dey wear blue abi. it's all right

Fear ke? Why I go fear lil Wayne papa na

KendrickAyomide:
Lmao, So u mean the guy na eiye?

Na u talk am o. I say Birdman, why u come dey misquote me na. Shebi birdman na Lil Wayne papa na

jayson87:
You be ESQ, do the needful, gather facts and investigate

U wan pay me ni. Na u start am. Finish am. All dis children and cousins of Oga Lai, roaming the Internet sef

jayson87:
No need for screen shots. go to beinsports website, there is a live customer care there and telephone numbers. call the qatar and africa help lines, chat with the customer care rep there, you will see for yourself. If you cant place a call, you can chat

No be una start am? U go must prove today o. E don dey over u now abi? Screen shots or adonbilivit

Anyone noticed the predominantly blue ish? Birdman

jayson87:
Hi! How can we help you today?
01:16 PM
Hello BeIn sports
01:17 PM
Thank you for contacting beIN
How can i help you ?
01:17 PM
I want to confirm if your sports channels can be shown in Nigeria
01:17 PM
Can you provide me with your name and mobile number?
01:19 PM
My name is Jackson Kola
01:19 PM
Mobile No: +23470*****
01:19 PM
Nice to have you online with us Mrs jackson
01:20 PM
Thank you
01:20 PM
Regarding your request please note that we don't have the broadcasting rights in Nigeria
01:20 PM
There is a Statelite TV Station that cliams to have your broadcasting rights in Nigeria called TSTV
01:20 PM
can you confirm if such agreements where ever in place with such company
01:21 PM
We don't have any information about this channel Mr jackson
01:21 PM
Maybe they provide an other service but you are contacting beIN middle East and north africa
01:22 PM
Thank you Soukaina
01:23 PM
that would be all for now
01:24 PM

Screenshot, pls. Dis looks Lai Mohammed ish

Inferiority complex is a terrible thing. Wen one has to desperately associate himself with persons he thinks are better off than him, in order to feel defined, without taking pride in his real heritage, is dah one not inferiority complex?

oloriooko:
Barawo banza omo ale jatijati
ATM ko BVN ni

Does the Moniker not say it all? Where is this NCAN chairman sef

ishowdotgmail:
Na burger

Don't mind him. Just look at him. Awon big punisher

contactmorak:
Hmm

The husband probably posted it to appreciate the effort of mothers. As you can see, the lady was studying and had to drop the book just to attend to her baby.

In this day and age when many young mothers avoid breastfeeding their babies and opt for processed food formula, I respect the woman in that picture for still feeding such a grown baby.

Is there any difference if her baby sudden gets hungry at a public place like the airport and she breasts her while people pass? For guys like Ruggedman who have never been a father and lived with a nursing woman, they will always see a breastfeeding woman as exposing her nudity.

His case is just like many single people giving opinions on marriage like they know where the shoe pinches.

Savagery! Rugged be like

Lilchilz:
PERSON: Knock Knock!!

ME: Who's there?

PERSON: Jehovah Witness.

ME: They're not at home.

PERSON: But who's answering us??

ME: It's me, their dog.

Angels be like. Dis boi can lie o

I never fought. The fighters were my very close friends, so how u wan take my trouble ? Later strengthened my resolve never to fight wen I found out some strange ill luck seemed to crawl after me, like something out of a horror movie: I never got away with stuff, everyone else got away with. I mean, never. So I kept the violence inside of me and lifted weights in a very sadistic way. It kept my tempers low. So it was hard to provoke me. U just can't provoke me. Not even Africa for Ekosodin . Now I've found Jah and I'm learning how to make peace at all cost.

oodua1stson:
The question should be howany times have just been involved in a physical fight.





I don't see how it's possible to live till adulthood without getting into a fight

Well, I have.

thepussyhunter:
yep
korean abi is it japanese cartoons.............they are very interesting cartoons

Wr dem for they shoe dah wan? Gimme one title mah test am fes