₦airaland Forum

Oyindidi:
That is just me being the funny me. Those close me here know what I say off Nl

Alhkerimu:
See your head, olodo

Gofwane:
The b!tch lied to me that her mum gave her 60k to pay her school fees but she borrowed the money to her besty when her mum when she fell sick. But now the friend is no where to be found.…

… that she went to her friend's house and nobody was around, and their neighbors told her that they have relocated to abuja. But she got their phone number and called and her friend's mum told her that her daughter has fled to Ghana. I was like

So the issue was she needed the money to pay her fee which was closing in two days time. The silly b!tch went on to say threaten me that I have to give her the money if I don't want her to accept the money from one Alhaji that has been trying to fvck her. Imagine Ga!!!

So iwas like : "no problem I will give you the money". I then asked her if she needed anything else and she told me needed a new phone because the one she was using to call me belongs to her cousin the phone she had on mind would cost her 40k.

I then told her not to worry that I was gon give her the money tomorrow


My brothers and sisters, it is about 7 month now and tomorrow is yet to come


I no know whether the girl see tribal marks on my face and that made her to feel she has captured a mugu

luminouz:
My last ex was an eyeful!!! Beautiful,tall n big ASSed..just d way I like em......but she was a LIAR....
Stupid coot told me she was a V n she doesn't wanna break it coz God told her not to.....n I said no pressure.
On a fateful day...she acted up n said she needed time alone that I am blocking her spiritual sense...she needed to feel God.I said no problem. 2 weeks later I was at a supermart close to her house n decided on a hunch to see her...I walked in on my ex using a big aladura candle on her pussay.....I just smiled n asked her if d candle has been baptised for holey penetration.....I took off my clothes n spent 1 rounds on her.....d Vjay wasn't tight at all.....I decided to collect tithe n offering n did 3 more rounds.......she was oh! Lumi ur such a great fvcker.....
I.smiled at her n said 'I do what I can for d lord's sisters', donned my clothes,walked outta d room n outta d relationship n outta her life...
MI o Raye oshi!!!!
Since then....I have been morafucking single!!!
Please dont ask me y women lie.....I fvcking have no idea!!!

Alhkerimu:
My own be like a movie up till this moment....
Me and my girlfriend we both live in peace, our love is mutual i love her and she love me back. I care for her and she also care for me we are all living fine...
We hav never one day quarel nor fight throughout in our relationship......But suddenly she develop an unpredicted character towards me.
She came to my house one sunday morning and said she want to tell me something an i said what is that "honey "
I quote her saying,

" The reason why i'm here this morning is to let you know that i'm no more interested in this relationship. "
And ask her why but she only gave me a comic reason why she want to quit.
(1) She want to be alone
(2)She want to be closer to God.
And i said is that all she said yess and i respect her opinion an gave gap immediately because to love someone is not by force....

To my greatest surprise, a week latter she came i offer her chair to seat but she decline.
She started a conversation with me by saying,
I only tested you to know if you truely love me but you had fail my test already and this shows me that you did not love me rather you are pretending to love me, because how wish i love her i would have beg her not to quit the relationship, but since i did not beg her to come back show i did not love her.
This is how we take break up..
Happy sunday to all my wonderful people in nairaland

kushercain:
She was too narrow minded
When she found out I smoke weed she saw me as the devil.
She ended it but truth be told if I was left with a choice I'd choose MaryJane over her

Billyonaire:
MediumStout, I love the name more than I love his principles. This man, pay attention to him. For he speaks his version of truth. For him Buhari is doing well even on hospital bed. For him, even in death, Buhari will be better than Jonathan. For him, nothing can be wrong in Buhari, even the sands Buhari walks on is better than Jonathan. But if you check his brain very very well. His left brain hemisphere is 100% dysfunctional, so what ever his ego props up, must be truth.

We must learn to tolerate the idiots in our midst.

sagerasaq:
C me dy imagine wtn I go do with Suya wey dey ma hand And na Intestines I tell d guy to give me!!!
Chai!!!!

Dumaknesset:
Wickened sombori

Papiikush:
Can't wait to find the right lady

She must be beautiful, caring, rich, intelligent, very good in bed and kitchen. Anne

CplusJason:
The hydraulic soup loving citizens of the Brown Roof Republic will come here and smash amala on this thread seeing their fulani wanderers masters coming out in their numbers to greet the ever smiling GEJ.





Another nail in their coffins.



Never you show sarrki this pictures, he might not survive it.




."The rejected stone, now the chief corner stone"

Inanna:
[color=Teal]She's an actress. She was only doing her job- even with her husband's consent. So whether she "fall" your hands, legs or entire body, it doesn't matter. It has no impact whatsoever.[/color]

chynie:
Leave them one davidesq is here speaking English

chynie:
Charge and bail
Prove ko prove ni
That's y u are active here than in the court
Did he deny it, and is the girl deaf dumb and blind?
Igbotic ipob esq, no go join a chamber so your brain can be unfrozen.
Disgracing Nigeria lawyers upandan

dessz:
I will repeat this again "IF U HAVE A*STRONG* FACE, NO NEAR IKORODU"if u do R.I.P in advance,

chynie:
Charge and bail
He started last year when she was 13
Is either u are a northerner or ipob tout for supporting him

chynie:
Are you an ipob tout is the girl in the north
U just contradicted yourself that's why you fail exams
Read and think before typing

By the way I hop that esq in your name is not real

chynie:
the ipod tout should be arrested for sleeping with and underage girl
that's statutorily rape(that's if am right)

BiafraBushBoy:
Guy na wa ooo...

Because of this your post, even if I did it, I will just deny oo...

Chai

subtlemee:
Hmm...the other shopping,food,driver,romance,sex*baes*she broke their hearts who's telling their stories?

myners007:
This is the dumbest question i have heard since this year. Why would you open someone else's car if you are not a thief or car snatcher?

IamSINZ:
It must be your birthday by force

HBD

takenadoh:
I have had a similar experience before, I was beaten blue black, but thank God a couple of guys decided to listen , they now made calls, to my surprise I had met one of the guys like 2 weeks ago, immediately he saw me,, he said sorry and I was allowed to go.

Jabioro:
When they took them to palace, non of the victim could point out where their faulty car is located.. grinding stone is also part of mechanic spanners or tools to towed the vehicle ,and also they could not tell the mob that they are coming from a show.. I beg make una leave am..