₦airaland Forum

neroflo:
foolish police snapping with a bastardized terrorist leader

alexialin:
Lol, no wonder

Nice one.

Ok av a great day .
Cheers!

alexialin:
I can't sense the desperation u are looking for underneath the tone of my message .

I don't av time looking out on the desperation, I av better things to do with my time .

Today is Monday . I need to keep up appointment with clients .

Hustle continues. Money must be made.

Bro! Cheers on the desperation thing yur seeing or feeling or sensing .
The cloud is dark , rain no fall o. Can't deal with a foggy windscreen this morning

Have a great day. and
Stay out of trouble

realtem:
na wa for this your username o

alexialin:
Am saying what happened on my street to me personally .

And u are saying why am I desperate?

Are u for real?

People are thinking am someonelse with three kids and a husband.
When I don't even av any.

So I shouldn't correct them abi?

U no serious .

Enemy of progress... akoba !

alexialin:
We all have our look alikes somewhere out there .

That's how God created us all.


There's one Lady on my street who recently move in with her husband and three kids . we always hi to each other when we are going out, coincidentally .
She looks like me sha but a more robust version.

That's how , one supermarket lady asked me one day that , is it true I av kids and am married ?
I say me ke? Am not married o and I don't av any kid or kids !

She said ehn ehn! I know u are single . if u see how me and one of my customers we were arguing about u , yesterday when u were going to work in the morning .

She pointed at u and said na wa o, and we didn't know when this lady got married and even born reach 3 sef!
And I was arguing with her ,u are not the one . and u don't have kids and husband . she was arguing with me back.

I look this supermarket woman

I was short of words ! I heaved a sigh and I said madam, I know whom u people are talking about . Am not the Lady. The lady is a new neighbour on this street. She is married with kids. Pls am not the one and tell your customer , am not married with 3 kids . which kain akoba be this one .

Una want make I remain single forever

Pls she should stop spreading false rumour . pls! I take God beg una!

Shey una see me see wahala!

44chux:
Where is the rest of the story! !! !!!

I was hoping to read about:
*the motive of the crime (jealous wife or abandoned fiencee)
*the location of the accident
*how passersby refused to take you to hospital until one good samaritan showed up
*how the first hospital refused to attend to you without a deposit
*how the perpetrator was arrested and finally brought to book

iamadonis2:
"Yet a little sleep, yet a little slumber; so does poverty come to a slothful man"

- Verse unknown.

quentin06:
One needs to learn from the masters.

Jabioro:
Beni omo iya.. the command needed to be review, especially her activities for the past fifteen years..

Flintstone06:
Go to settings, click on "more" under Bluetooth, click on tethering and portable Hotspot, click on Wlan Hotspot. Touch set up Wlan Hotspot. Change the password of set it up there. You will also see the on/off

dacblogger:
How come??,I thought tonto dike said she paid her bride price?
Churchill should return the money back to her na

NwaAmaikpe:


He looks like King Nebuchadnezzar...only that Nebu was wiser and richer.


D'Banj is such a failure and I wonder why he is even named after a man as smart as Daniel.

The only way to describe D'Banj's life after DonJazzy left him is the aftermath of an erect preek after ejáculation.

Totally collapsed and completely wasted!

eezeribe:
This whole drama is gradually turning to comedy...

Jabioro:
Don't ever trust IMO state police command, the command secretly released Evans in 2006 who knows how many the likes of Evans the command had done so for.. Aiding and betting state where crime seems to be considered legal business.. Vampire haven!

NwaAmaikpe:


I don't believe a naija girl will go into coma because of ordinary preek


Never!!!

Flintstone06:
Go to settings, click on "more" under Bluetooth, click on tethering and portable Hotspot, click on Wlan Hotspot. Touch set up Wlan Hotspot. Change the password of set it up there. You will also see the on/off

hisroyalrealnes:
OK sir...








FTC.....Woooow!..........OK let me not waste it......don't know when i will be able to achieve this great feat again.......first of all,I will like to thank everybody that contributed in one way or the other to make this possible.....mtn for not falling my hand when I needed them most....my mummy and daddy....for imbibing d spirit of perseverance in me....I nearly give of up....e no easy....I also want to make a request to Mr and Mrs Daniels....and also Mr oyetakin Mr maths teacher back in high school....not forgetting Mrs comfort....who again ooo.....ehn ehn....I will like to make a shout out to all those that said we can't amount 2 anything in life ....see us now....we don achieve!

free2ryhme:
all this story narrated and you didn't mention the state you are serving and where it happened

NubiLove:
He is likely going to go and leech on his relative in Calabar and this same problem would arise after some months... there is a limit to how much help a person can render, in most cases after 3 months, they would get fed up.

stressedout:
my closest relative is in calabar. i am in lagos

modify: please all the insult am getting is not called for. am on my way to calabar. you people are mean!

ak33n:
dude..


lmfao..


this ain't fashion..

do you even know what fashionista means?

is that the only shoe you've got ??
I was expecting you'd have so many things to show..

stop embarrassing yourself and take all these pictures down



N.B. Eat something..



airforce1 commann carry your bruva

softwerk:
I dedicate this post to Airforce1 and the latest underage girl the SMALL BOY keeps disturbing US with on Nairaland

F*uck matured pu*ssy you no gree!

Busy eating unripe mangoes with SALT

Yeye Boi

TDonald:
those ones are making waves in Syria, currently been drafted to ISIS Hall of fame

dokiOloye:
Lol.
The internet only constitutes a danger to d thieving,dishonest political class to which Osunbade belongs to.
This is b/cos their humungous cash cow called Nigeria is about to disintegrate in their very eyes due to an Internet fueled increased political awareness by d citizens