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EventsRe: Lady's 15th Birthday Photoshoot Got People Talking by DavidEsq(m): 12:33pm On Jun 07, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


But men will come here and tell every girl they toast that age is jiz a number embarassed
Isn't dat the more reason u ladies shldn't lie about it?
TravelRe: How Can I Get First Nation Airways To Refund My Hard Earned Money.help! by DavidEsq(m): 10:05pm On Jun 06, 2017
free2ryhme:
you need a twitter account to ensure it get viral, get popular blogger attention that will escalate your position
I gree see any blogger. Linda Ikeji is a hypocrite. She only delves wr she wld be "settled". I've tried her before.
TravelRe: How Can I Get First Nation Airways To Refund My Hard Earned Money.help! by DavidEsq(m): 2:36pm On Jun 06, 2017
free2ryhme:
do you have a twitter or facebook account
Fcbk account
TravelRe: How Can I Get First Nation Airways To Refund My Hard Earned Money.help! by DavidEsq(m): 1:55pm On Jun 06, 2017
free2ryhme:
go on social media and tag the entire world even up to the US

trust me it works
How does dis works sef?
HealthPlease, Help A Nairalander! by DavidEsq(op):
I was diagnosed of appendicitis about 4 weeks ago. The doctor advised that it should be treated by administering drugs to shrink it back to its original size, as he claimed it was only inflamed.
Got much worse after the treatment. Had to go a Catholic hospital, did a scan which revealed an appendiceal mass. Cld barely walk, wen I was taken for surgery which lasted for over 4 hours. A huge black ball (lawn tennis size), my appendix and a litre of pap-thick pus were removed, on Sunday. Screamed almost throughout the night from pain, despite pain relief injections.
The hospital bill has been climbing steadily and I noticed a lot of patients were discharged demselvz against d doctor's advice, due to exorbitant bills. I've scraped my account and friends have been also assisting. I struggled to walk on Monday morning just so my body wld take a cue. It's been effective and I started drinking warm lipton tea today (Wednesday). My back is against d wall right and really wish to get back to hustling by Monday next week, to get back on my feet.
Pls, Nairalanders, help me get back on my feet, pls. I've been trying to sell my only land for wateva price necessary to foot my bills but the agents haven't gotten a buyer cos dey say d location is not in high demand.
1st pic below is my first day of admission.
Second pix...after the operation.
3rd pix, the scan results.
The black ball has been sent to a teaching hospital for analysis and d results wld be out in about 21 days from Tuesday (yesterday).
Pls, I need wateva help u guys can render
CC Ishilove.
HealthPlease, Help A Nairalander! by DavidEsq(op): 3:08pm On May 31, 2017
I was diagnosed of appendicitis about 4 weeks ago. The doctor advised that it should be treated by administering drugs to shrink it back to its original size, as he claimed it was only inflamed.
Got much worse after the treatment. Had to go a Catholic hospital, did a scan which revealed an appendiceal mass. Cld barely walk, wen I was taken for surgery which lasted for over 4 hours. A huge black ball (lawn tennis size), my appendix and a litre of pap-thick pus were removed, on Sunday. Screamed almost throughout the night from pain, despite pain relief injections.
The hospital bill has been climbing steadily and I noticed a lot of patients were discharged demselvz against d doctor's advice, due to exorbitant bills. I've scraped my account and friends have been also assisting. I struggled to walk on Monday morning just so my body wld take a cue. It's been effective and I started drinking warm lipton tea today (Wednesday). My back is against d wall right and really wish to get back to hustling by Monday next week, to get back on my feet.
Pls, Nairalanders, help me get back on my feet, pls. I've been trying to sell my only land for wateva price necessary to foot my bills but the agents haven't gotten a buyer cos dey say d location is not in high demand.
1st pic below is my first day of admission.
Second pix...after the operation.
3rd pix, the scan results.
The black ball has been sent to a teaching hospital for analysis and d results wld be out in about 21 days from Tuesday (yesterday).
Pls, I need wateva help u guys can render
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Uses Frog To Give Marital Advice As Fans Blast Her Heavily by DavidEsq(m): 1:24pm On May 25, 2017
snrman:
After reading the story I pity the frog cry why do that to an innocent frog
Poor frog. RIP, froggie cry
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Uses Frog To Give Marital Advice As Fans Blast Her Heavily by DavidEsq(m): 1:21pm On May 25, 2017
Why all d commentators/fans get low battery sef undecided.
CrimeRe: Housewife Pours Acid Battery Into Her Mother-in-law's Food by DavidEsq(m): 10:56pm On May 22, 2017
fastgyal:
Dear NLs.
its good to be back. Really missed NL. well I just wanna warn/beg everyone to be lenient with me, cuz Una too get bad mouth. I deactivated my account 'gudbadgyal' because I created a thread and instead of getting opinions, I got insults. I was pained oo. I won't lie. I started crying and deactivated my account so fast. well that's past.
please just welcome me back with some likes for no reason.

SportsRe: Victor Moses Celebrates With Family On The Pitch After Lifting EPL Trophy.Photos by DavidEsq(m): 10:49pm On May 22, 2017
supergata:
baba i won leave this country,abeg you get any latest format?
grin grin grin. Just talk say u dey see shekau dey come ur backyard every nite grin
SportsRe: Victor Moses Celebrates With Family On The Pitch After Lifting EPL Trophy.Photos by DavidEsq(m): 10:43pm On May 22, 2017
ednut1:
grin dat story na scam, pple tell stories for Uk to gv dem asylum . hin parents dey benin grin grin. He made it na d koko tho.
Oloriburuku, show us the pishure of th parents in Benin angry. See ur face like burnt beans
CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata Cautions Boys Who Try To Date Women They Cannot Afford by DavidEsq(m): 10:26pm On May 22, 2017
realestniggah:
what really matters here is money and social status

you gat to be able to match your partner with these two..

your partner shouldn't downgrade their own standard of living simply because of you..imagine taking her to a mama put restaurant on your first date while she used to 5 star restaurant..she should be able to show your off to her rich friends..and be proud of you
Chai! Wats happening to dudes nowadays? Thank God for Delta boys sha. Men with sharp mouth, confidence and brain go just dey shift ur babe, while u dey pursue that same babe with mny and car cheesy. Omo idelta, I hail o. No mind all diz boiz for here with dodo liver jare grin
CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata Cautions Boys Who Try To Date Women They Cannot Afford by DavidEsq(m): 10:18pm On May 22, 2017
I
RichYoungNigga:

Sorry

I do not take oloshos serious

A girl you know you cannot afford ?? Afford ?? You be prostitute ??

You mean a girl we cannot give money ?? Do women work for us ?? Do we owe them ?? Why would they want us to give them money and provide for them ??

When you say that women are useless and brain dead, they will start crying like a rat on mensturation

Women are naturally dumb
Wallahi! The tin weak me, ah swear
Christianity EtcRe: Genesis 11 : 4 To 7: How Realistic Is This Part Of The Bible? by DavidEsq(m): 4:20pm On May 21, 2017
chukslawrence:
The Popes seem to be deaf then.
Huh?
Christianity EtcRe: Genesis 11 : 4 To 7: How Realistic Is This Part Of The Bible? by DavidEsq(m): 9:38am On May 21, 2017
okenwa:
Sincerely we had the best of Sunday school teachers then. Your questions are what little kids ask in those days. However, you can still be enlightened.

If you are familiar with the Bible, you will observe the world has undergone changes. The Heavens was just very much closer to the earth surface in those days. But it became clear that activities of mankind prompted the creator of the earth to shift it far from us.

The Bible is clear and truthful regarding this matter and many more information on it. Please believe
And ur answer is as hilarious and childish.
Pls direct us to the relevant scriptures to support ur answer. Chai! Uwa don mmebi finish!
Christianity EtcRe: Genesis 11 : 4 To 7: How Realistic Is This Part Of The Bible? by DavidEsq(m): 9:34am On May 21, 2017
SirWere:
What sort of nonsense logic is this and how does it relate to what The OP asked??
Sori, he is right. God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and fill the whole earth. Building the tower wld bring about a counter-productive effect, since man wld be fixed to one place and based on their intention of escaping from a futuristic punishment from God, they cldnt intend to go far away from the tower.
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye’s Mansion For Mum Valued At 5.4 Million Dollars by DavidEsq(m): 9:26am On May 21, 2017
EgunMogaji:
I agree.
Lol
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye’s Mansion For Mum Valued At 5.4 Million Dollars by DavidEsq(m): 8:58am On May 21, 2017
elmagnifo:
Grow up jare. I admitted my mistake, didn't go through the article very well. Nobody is above a mistake. So pls don't try to ridicule/insult me because you want to get some cheap nairaland likes.
Wat mistake? So it's a mistake to comment without first reading the article u are commenting on? U didn't make a mistake, pls. U wr just mentally lazy. huh
PhonesRe: 10 Awsome Uses Of OTG Cables With Pictures - No. 3 & 5 Will Amaze You by DavidEsq(m): 8:53am On May 21, 2017
OP, I have dis cable but wen I use it to connect my phone with an a external hard drive, no response. Not a damn response at all.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons Some People Don't Give In The Church by DavidEsq(m): 8:07am On May 21, 2017
(6). We recently found out, our pastors end it on Daniella okeke's back, with our tithes and offerings cheesy
FamilyRe: No Money, No Erection!!! by DavidEsq(m): 5:39am On May 21, 2017
CzarChris:
Thanks man. I honestly can't stand all these lazy, myopic, idiotic and brainless young hags that believe in living the good life without paying the price. It's crazy.
Really crazy and damn shameless
FamilyRe: No Money, No Erection!!! by DavidEsq(m): 5:59pm On May 20, 2017
CzarChris:
Dude, it's clear to see that you are extremely shallow. What concerns being broke and rich with how a man treats his lady? Can't a woman make her own money and choose whatever rocks her boat? Well, it seems like immediately you ask a girl out in Nigeria, you automatically owe her money. That's a stvpid and moronic analogy.
Are you advocating prostitution here? Cos that's exactly what it looks like. Can't you women grow some self respect and finance your needs rather than heaping them on some guy and expect him to treat you with respect.
For record purposes, many broke guys treat their ladies like Queens, cos they know she can move on when he misbehaves(and an Igbo Proverb goes that "an udara fruit a blindman steps on he cherish s cos he doesn't know when he'll get another one" ). While the made guy simply knows that you are in it for his money, so he simply uses and dumps you.
So to be safe, simply make your own gaddamn money and have some dignity for fuccksake. angry
Bros, abeg, com chop the pot of Egusi soup wey I cook today. Ur brain too align.

CrimeRe: Ex-policeman Who Impersonated Daisy Danjuma To Defraud Buhari’s Children Speaks by DavidEsq(m): 4:52pm On May 20, 2017
PointZerom:
With this type of intelligent I wonder why he can't think outside the box.
Wat box? The one Buhari has long destroyed?
CelebritiesRe: Which Of These Odunlade Adekola's Memes Is Your Favorite? by DavidEsq(m): 4:20pm On May 20, 2017
3 & 4. Especially 4. The facial expression is so hilarious
PoliticsRe: Abiriba King Orders Closure Of Police Stations Over IPOB Women, Soldiers Faceoff by DavidEsq(m): 2:01pm On May 20, 2017
prince9851:
have u seen your jamb result?
grin. Wicked, just wicked.
HealthRe: 10 Habits That Makes You Age Faster by DavidEsq(m): 7:27am On May 20, 2017
ucmini:
Guys please i want you to suggest to me what i need to do to have a perfect & fair skin
Just take ur bath with hypo, 3 times a day. U wld be bera than bobrisky
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by DavidEsq(m): 7:08am On May 20, 2017
marvin902:
long story short left them with a 5k bill that night..
grin
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by DavidEsq(m): 7:24am On May 19, 2017
kimbra:
Fixed. That's what you do with your epileptic girlfriends, we've seen screenshoots not once. cheesy
Wetin bring dis kind quarell for una two. E clear say no be here una matter start. Oya com an teh me w hapn. U chop e mny abi recharge card ni
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by DavidEsq(m): 7:20am On May 19, 2017
luminouz:
Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck guys when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!! grin
Baba the baba

RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by DavidEsq(m): 7:09am On May 19, 2017
marvin902:
the last chick that pulled that no 2 stunt with me.will never forget what i did to her grin grin grin only me invite you come carry two of your friends come naija girls
Pls share with us and get us entertained or lectured cheesy. Wat I think is d best antidote is to pay more than the necessary attention and compliments to one of her friends and possibly get her digits on some issue of interest such as wedding planning, interior decoration,culinary ish, etc. The tin can pain ehn. The geh wey cari dem come go crase cheesy
SportsRe: JS Hercules Promotes Daniel Amokachi To Technical Director, Poses With Family by DavidEsq(m): 7:02am On May 19, 2017
TINALETC3:
grin u need to b flogged grin
With a shuku-shuku cane angry

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