₦airaland Forum

goldbim:
Hmmm!all I can say is the whip that was used to flog the senior wife is on the ceiling waiting for the junior wife.. *yoruba proverb*..I could remember Mercy Aigbe bragging that she has good relationship with her senior wife..*yinmu*..afefe ti nfe ati ri furo adiye..

lazygal:
You call this juju.. Now sit down let me tell u one and quote me anywhere

A lady was three months pregnant and about to marry they went to a Mallam ,that pregnancy was removed with surgery ,spiritually and a calabash was buries in the ground. Now, before she married shexwas three months pregnant immediately her marriage hit a few weeks above the three months ,she dug up the calabash and the pregnancy re entered her body.

You think you have juju in your areas come to the north

fittty:
Only African man don see juju before. Why white man never see the juju. We no be same human being ? Juju kor Juju ni

codeinecrazy:
Yes Ooo, I've been slapped before by one bros that had one spiritual ring on. Yorubas call it Anasare, immediately the slap hit me, I just turned back and race home straight without saying anything. I almost lost my memory, had to be asking my friends what really happened to me. Na dem tell me say na jazz.

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

hungryboy:
He warned you not to leave Christ,



Yet, you are smooching beautiful girls in your Music videos and singing about girls money and sex?

Mr Man ,



You are just another confused Christian

emmabest2000:
I know one family their father a Catholic while their mother attends white chapel , they are still living together happily till date with many grandchildrens ...

sluvy4tune:
I am shocked as well

Some side chicks will leave their ear rings where you won't find it and sends automatically drags your bae attention to it the moment she steps in.



A friend told me how a girl he just met left her pant in his house, he noticed it and hide it quickly, his babe came over and went straight to where the pant was (like say na monitoring spirit) And their argument was like

Babe: Why are you doing this after all this years, why are you cheating on me

Babe: Just tell me the truth who own this pant

My guy: Chill babe its not what you think, I am surprise you haven't seen this my swimming trunk all this while

I even have 2 self, you can ask my mom


**faint**

daveP:
They ignore you when it matters most. Does ring a bell.... (smooches beard)

zionmade:
Always talking like a goat.
Its called cashless policy. Or are u one of those thieves dat come to Church to steal tithes.
Wats d difference cash or transfer.
Stingy frustrated homo ukpabilus

NextGovernor:
Same thing happening in my Church. Though their isn't anything wrong going cashless but Churches are always quick to improve in any device of quick funds collection but will never help the needy in the same church.

So many christians are so brain washed that anything a man of God says or do is sunk into their head without even thinking with their brains.

I once asked a friend who is very spiritually incline. Out of more than 500,000 people you wanna tell me more than 1,000 won't get Job, give birth, buy house and cars and many other positive favour in a whole year?
His answer was "YES"

Then the second question was why allow most men of God deceive you when you know out of 1000 members there is a great probability that more than 20 will get Job, build house, financial increase or give birth.

These men of God uses Psychological, hypothetical and statistical method on their members. They know statistically that 20 out of 1000 must receive great news in a month or year.

On tithe
No Pastor ever make reference to Deutoronomy 14:22-28 to it's member.
But they are very quick in always making reference to Malachi 3:10

Dominicah:
zip it, stupid!

uzoclinton:
May his brave soul rest in Doggy heaven....

Dominicah:
pained much.

alignacademy:
You have a point; money is important.

However, maybe you could look at it another way.

Gifts, airtime, etc can be ways of expressing the LOVE people have for each other.

This may sound old-school, but the LOVE is more important than the cash.

And just because someone doesn't dole out cash on a per-second billing does not make him "stingy".

If you are looking forward to a long-term relationship, you'll think of how to make financial plans together, how to BUILD a future for your home, how to survive the ups and downs of life.

That kind of growth mindset is hard to build when you see the man as your personal ATM.

Thank you

destinysaid:
Ahh when did one happen? Sapele police no see them yahoo boys way dey run our small small girls na to go kill chief. This thing dn too much, na so them police stop me and my gee for hamsher last January come dey yarn dust say we be robbers them, if nt my gee wy sabi manager na so I for sleep amukpe police station.

Fellow SAPELE ppl, we need to start a campaign against lopsided judgement by the police abeg, their own too much, armed robbers go shw them go run, all they Knw is to collect Levi from gboys now.

alexistaiwo:
Today will make it exactly 3years,8months, 5days,20hours,15mins, 10secs a boy I sent on an errand ran away with my change.

Millz404:
Be like na until i hack nairaland, delect all the information before una go stop with all this Bbn nonsense

verygudbadguy:
Not bad. It shows that the state government has listening ears.

To provide basic amenities, u go need carry loudspeaker blow to their ears because they are deaf to that one.

But anything wey involve bobi and yansh, dem dey sharply respond.

Afonjashapmouth:
Hmmmm as people dey share dia experience make I for nor lost.....

Had too much of roomies experience starting from the polytechnic to the university. But let me share few.

Out of boredom I let 4 boko harams into my room cos other rooms around me were filled with so many miscreants. They came in and started launching various attacks from the first week, this ranges from stealing water from other occupants, hijacking any food item spread in the sun, cutting people's longer trouser or shoe to their sizes. Holding night meetings on who will be stepping down on a babe. Rallying round the whole student community hunting for babes to brainwash into daily cooking devotion. Finally their call was picked when they got to know some few bokos were living close to us, they networked and started "operation any animal" they can steal a day old chicken my people. When they locals found out mehn i bailed outa d lodge in no time. They ended up in my papa hz for 4months though after d yawa gas... Twas hell..


I took another 4bedroom which was very cheap as per then 04 at the rate of 40k from a Muslim society, I had to use a Muslim friend who ended up staying plus 4 other guys to cut long Tory short. My house became political party hz with diff politicians of diff portfolio. One can lie for d whole world about feeding us all meanwhile he drives my car and all that. Another can smoke our certificate if cigarettes no dey. One can scam babes till eternity meanwhile d babes self na karishikas on d move. Finally my oga can form modest and adviser meanwhile he had inferiority complex restraining him from getting hotties like others. It was all fun Sha reflecting back. But then I won die of people seeing me as the only upright fellow and reporting my hz mates. Though me self fit pursue chimpanzee we wear skirt then. Lol


University hostel chai...... 03
Resumed like OBO woke up like a refugee ... All chains gone palm sander pheww ... My eye clear room of 8 then in Unilorin turned IDP camp... I nor even Sabi most people till I commot. Funny enuff the medicine student had their corner covered with mosquito net taaah!!!! Can they cover d noise?? Football hz better our room. Roomies buried live electricity on the floor.. my dear NL you will see a pot on the floor boiling don't dull their is mother Earth boiled sealed in there (though there is electric shock day when water pour for ground) the worst students then we're the Agric student .... They wake up playing chess as early as 7am plus you will see them at the balcony calling going to classes e.g "shhhhh shhh aunty good morning, na me go marry u last for this school..... Or word rioting with a close by girls hostel. All my food stuffs disappeared same day, I was told few months after somehow went out hitting a cup with his spoon and shouting "Mana Mana from heaven" as sharp boys, they marched in a devour my food stuffs claiming it's d ritual for jambitos. Mehn too much to share joor

emmanuel2015:
u wicked, I don laugh fall my infinix note3 4 water

elegushichilling:
chai!
Eniyan abidi yan yan
aye anomo neye
etun ti ko fun omo olomo, chai!
Akoni je egba aye o, Amin.
Aye mojuba!
Someone somewhere has given ur roomate bad spiritual duty which he must carry out, chai! Your friend will be free after undergoing deliverance session, chai!

bukatyne:
Thank you for this.

When peeps say that some MILs are evil, they tell you how you will be an MIL someday bla bla bla

NotOfThis:
"Your wife is the best thing that has ever happened to you" yet you've been allowing your family to "treat her with so much disrespect". Wehdone Sir. You saw the disrespect right from your introduction but you "ignored" it. Part of your duty as a husband is to protect your wife but you have failed her. You're also in the best position to inquire from your family why they don't like her and straighten things out with them but you gave no reason for their hatred towards her and all you've been doing is ignoring things. Oga, if you can't be a man and do what you need to do to protect your wife and her well-being, then please let her go. The fact that she has completely isolated herself from your family and now wants to leave means their treatment of her is taking a toll on her emotionally. No one deserves to be in a hateful environment all in the the name of marriage. Otherwise, stand up for her and save your marriage.

thesicilian:
Some people are hell-bent on giving Nigeria a bad name.

mantosa:
Sarrki, I respect most of your views here and I always look forward to your comment. Sadly I didn't see your comment on two FP threads

Please kindly drop one or two lines of your thoughts here.

Wapkoshcom:
How about a nice cup of shut the fvck up

Wapkoshcom:
ack in high school
this babe we don't talk but she knows me

So after high school
(she's already in oou now)

But right after that?
We started becoming close friends

She opens up to me a lot
She sends me a pics of her on bed one day we chatting in the evening she said it was a mistake
Later on i asked y she didn't come back home for Easter and she said he mom didn't allow her immediately she sends pics of her mom and her dad (her dad is in germany koren berg i think)
So yday she called me
Like 8am but outta fear i couldn't pick...

So today again she sent an audio she was singing a Muslim song so i sent this emoji


But later she said it was a mistake

Oh less i forget a guy toasted her

imagine she sent me all the screen shot of the guys's


Guys i just wanna ask,
Is she into me or what?
Cos i don't wanna make a bad move
Yes I'm a kid I'm 19
So bfor yu start to.bash