₦airaland Forum

Caveatemptor:
Bloggers and their dirty lies in order to attract traffic to their pathetic blogs.
OP,why telling lies that this happened in Nigeria? Goggle photo search tells me this is a picture of Tanzanian model and video vixen Agnes Masonge.
She is not Nigerian.

Pls how does this Google photo search work?

Sorry, we never had a sch anthem; the national anthem was th only anthem on the block and it was 1996, when private schools were vvvvvvvvery few; and I mean, like 1 in a state. Your's was 2003? Damn!!! U green and fresh outta the forest

Why is the security dude complaining, when he could sue the punk fo millions?[code][/code]

Mologi:
See how a married woman open yansh like all this nairaland girls.......

Well... my papa dey always talk say make u no tell woman to close her legs, because u dnt kno where she is breathing air from.... So omalicha.. Open am well..



Mo n wa iyawo sha!!!

Lol. Besides, I bought this for N500

Firstly, the man has caused ur friend grievous hurt, which is punishable with over 3 years imprisonment; he also committed the tort of assault, by which ur friend could claim punitive damages (over a million naira) against him; secondly, the consent age is 16 under the criminal code(south) and under the penal code(north), the consent age is when the woman is 14 years of age. All your friend need is a good lawyer. I would wan to know if the man in question is influential. Pls note that e if the man in question hires the service of of senior Advocate(SAN), h would not be able to save him. Hola at me, if ur friend wants to pursue his case. My office is at Jabi, Sabondale complex.

andromida:
Just improve.

Just improve abi? Shey if I compare u to my ex, Shey be u go improve?!!!!!! [sup][/sup]

Godsonkemz:
APC clown couldn't spell the strength. What my 3yrs old daughter can easily spell.

Sori, it's "3yr" not "3yrs".

Wow! His choice of hairstyle tells he is a Rasta. Marley and lucky Dube made dis black power salute severally. if this guy had di hairstyle down here, he would b labelled a wayward and cultist; yet with the hair, he bagged a 1st-class.

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Sunnycliff:
Cant forget what a cousin of mine told me if she's married! That any day the husband beats her up she will set him up and armed robbers will attack them but just to beat the hubby black and blue. And afterwards she will be giving him a body pressing hot bath and massage while telling him how she feels when he hits her!


#saynotodomesticviolence

Dat cousin of urs must be an ex robber. How she take know how to contact them?

tomakint:
Nairaland no go kill pesin oooo

I am over-dying here with laf o

hungryboy:
With all the money were him get,
He still dey dress like Messenger for office,
How pesin go carry face cap wear on top trouser and long sleeves?

Haba! Guy, u get rugged mouth o. U wan provoke lara abi?

Diidi:
You didn't grow up in Nigeria then. With all these SMS we receive every blue moon from fraudsters yet people fall for them, student for that matter. If someone had told you to give just N10,000 to orphanage homes you wouldn't have done that.

Anyways sorry, this is lesson learnt in very hard way.

Lesson of the day, mingle with people anywhere you are because issues like this is discussed mostly among guys, you learn asap without fallen a victim.

Wallahi, that guy must be a "I don't keep friends" kinda guy. I got several sms like dis and finally called a close-to-yahoo-yahoo guy who confirmed what I already suspected. The strange tin was that I got such SMS each time I got a deposit. I immediately wrote a strong worded petition to the bank and d strangely, d SMS ceased immediately. The rest is for ur imagination.

Kingkamal:
Is she a xtian? This is unislamic? White wedding indeed

me sef, I shock o! from the look of the first pics, I tot it was the celebration of the marriage, until I saw the marriage register, which is nowhere near Islam. I just left a lil space in my head to accommodate the possibility dat d dude or the chic or both of dem are xtians

Let's be factual here: can one really stop worrying, in the face of these terribly imbalanced situation? Except u've taken kush, worrying is inevitable as a Nigerian in Nigeria.

Just see ur terrible grammar. Caroline, so u spent ur time shining ur face with all kinda foundation but u cldnt use ur husband's money to build urself. Bringing up kids still requires that u teach dem good grammar.

GJames:
I don't support divorce, but Toks get married first before you castigate divorcees

If my wife commits adultry, I will forgive her, then send her packing.

I should keep an Ogbanje as wife and show her love and she will bring us good fortunes. Quit reading fairytales Toks.
You have created so many threads that made sense, but seriously I don't entirely agree with this piece

I very much agree with u; especially "domestic violence". Toks, u call domestic violence an avoidable excuse for a divorce? One would have guessed that d angle u would pursue here is the fact of prior knowledge of a spouse's propensity for violence, which was disregarded by the oda spouse. Rather, blamed the woman for being the cause of her being battered. A woman may be terrible with her mouth but doesn't that make it incumbent on the men to develop or exercise a strong sense of self-control? Its unfortunate that a person who has earned so much accolade as u shld support the criminal by blaming d victim for d crime. Chai! ppl are rarely who they appear to be and you are a good example of this fact.

Destinygrl:
I think she was referring to jamb not the OP, he misunderstood her

sori, he didn't; she has a terrible choice of words and downright dumb

Mogenerous:
she wrote Scammers not scammer by that she meant jamb not you. In my opinion, its totally wrong for you to have brought someone's father into this sorta issue. You should have read that reply well instead of being aggressive and abusive. Everyone that followed the Jamb ish up know it seem like scam and total waste of time.

NB: I don't know either of you from adam so aint taking sides. Just stating the obvious

maybe she should learn proper use of English language. Didn't u read her response to his reply? Downright lame, ambiguous and dumb, for someone who intended something contrary to what we read into her post.

Bornita:
no,u cant gotten medicine with that scored in uniben, buh u can getting barbing degree in gorrimapa barbing saloon.

why are u wickeding the guy like dis na?

Bornita:
no,u cant gotten medicine with that scored in uniben, buh u can getting barbing degree in gorrimapa barbing saloon.

why are u wickeding the guy like dis name?

expocreek:
ho'e wtf is wrong wid you? I try to pass an info nd you're here screeming your dads name

with her fake dp

Pls could anyone tell he how I could get access to *restrict background data* on my phone? I know its in the settings menu, but I don't rmbr how to find it. I don press press fon tire. I once saw it on NL.

LordRegalia:
How old is she? Is she your only dog? Is she a virgin?

From what you have described, she appears to be a dominant dog, especially around female dogs. And she is also very selective with males. The solution would be to get her used to the chosen male long before she's due for mating. Or best, get yourself a male dog that she'll get used to right from it's puppy days.

One of our boerboel bitches used to be like this.

I also had one that never had puppies till death. She was 4yrs old.

Olajumoke loading........

Countrygirl:
No not all,dat is how it is.

dem give u too abi? which sku u bin go?

u guys neva listen. talk to a lawyer, at the earliest stage, pls. My fiancee purchased pure water of a particular brand and late at she developed severe stomach ache. I looked at what was left in the sachet and discovered impurities of shocking proportions. She purchased the water at nite. When I filed a criminal action against the company, the manager hear wheeen! The court ordered that the company be closed pending......... The manager lick sand, no be small.

na wetin this geh don sing way she dey scatter booby full evrywr? Is dat yam leg spotted in the last pix. That pose na skubya fish pose o!

onunwa21:
I observed one thing concerning my dad and my uncle in this regard. He was in same class with my uncle then in school. My dad is always taking the first position, same with my uncle whom both were in same class.
My question now is, do we have 2 first positions in one class? Because my uncle taking first position too in same class.

In my pry sch back then, Abeke pry sch safi, I and a guy were always taking first positions, but the thing is, there wldnt be any 2nd position. Abi na corner-corner sch I go?

Deborahj:
You never know what you will become tomorrow and what the future have for you, this your silly acts is on the public domain already, I just pray it will not stand against you.

Dumb ppl running loose everywia on NL

Deborahj:
You never know what you will become tomorrow and what the future have for you, this your silly acts is on the public domain already, I just pray it will not stand against you.

Dumb ppl running loose everywia on NL

shey her family na IDP, wey I go dey carry all Dis flenty food items. Kwaraption ti take ova