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Romance › Re: Share Your Love-letter Experience. by DavidEsq(m): 12:11pm On Oct 11, 2016

TrapHedges:
No bro.. I never did none of those love letter bullshlt.. I go straight up and tell yo!

OK once I wrote a love letter to my food and nutrition NYSC teacher.. When she asked us to write an essay on how to. Prepare our best food.. And mine was pvssy.. Bro I got 10days OSS and ass whooping in devotion hall..

Totally worth it

Aren't u supposed to be a female? Chai! See as devil don tear ur shet fo public. Abi u be Tranny? undecided

Romance › Re: Share Your Love-letter Experience. by DavidEsq(m): 12:08pm On Oct 11, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
I missed those moments, then love was mostly pure n unconditional

Be lying there o

Family › Re: Anyone Here Knows The Ifediora Family Of Umudioka? by DavidEsq(m): 1:29pm On Oct 10, 2016

Pylony:
I never made any claims here, any way you can wait for the birds to tell the tells...

Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Wizkid For Smoking Hard In New Photo by DavidEsq(m): 1:27pm On Oct 10, 2016

Fact is this dude has little or no sense of restraints or behavioural boundaries. I dey lie abi? OK, why d hell wld he suddenly start smoking like a damn chimney and drinking like a sponge, since he started interacting with dope fiends like Chris Brizzy who has grown thin from addiction to dat substance (don't rmbr d name sef), he has been galloping down the part of self destruction? No mata my vices or wateva, there must be some limits. It wld earn u so much respect and I've learned that over time.

Car Talk › Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by DavidEsq(m): 7:25am On Oct 10, 2016

FTBOY:
my speed limit doesn't exceed 120km/hr or 140 when there's an emergency. but i've done 160 on one occasion and sworn never to try it again..

even my babe say i dey drive like ol' papa..

Na im be say u buy the car with ur mny........just ask diz oda guys wey dey form Don Tolleto, if na dem mny dem use buy am, u go hear insult tire

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Family › Re: Anyone Here Knows The Ifediora Family Of Umudioka? by DavidEsq(m): 6:19am On Oct 10, 2016

luciangelymail:
Sorry to ur friend about his father's demise. There is Umudioka also, in 3 diff places in Imo state, all under Orlu in Imo state, one is Umudioka ukwu, Umudioka Owerre, the other is Umudioka ancient kingdom. If u don't read dis in painful details, den u are a lawyer and shld quit the corridors same. Ask him if its the one u know in Anambra state or any of the 3 in IMO state. So u see, its complicated, if its d one in IMO state, I'm sure that on Facebook, they have a page called Orlu and Njaba, something like that, he should post this message there also, as people from these places or people who are familiar with the name maybe there. Good luck to him

How e wan take ASK am? U no hear say e papa don die? Abi u are speaking or typing from the oda world and have forgotten? Ghost on Nairaland *in pastor Chris' voice * begone!!!!!! embarassed

Family › Re: Anyone Here Knows The Ifediora Family Of Umudioka? by DavidEsq(m): 6:09am On Oct 10, 2016

Pylony:
This whole thing indicates that the father cut all links with his family members in Nigeria and embraces a new one in America. There are alot of questions that need answers.

Wateva questions that u claim need answers here shld be left for the birds. The dude really wants to reconnect with his roots cos suddenly, the idea of having his father cremated or buried in a strange land seems too traumatic for him. I had to search for my fada's place myself with a lil help from my mom and wen I met my Fiancee who is very much in touch with her roots, she by her body language and subtlety (women I hail una) made me really put a drive to reconnecting. Today, I'm on first -name basis with our village king and a host of my kinsmen. So pls, encourage the dude to reconnect.

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Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander's Sister by DavidEsq(m): 5:41am On Oct 10, 2016

LORDOFAFONJAS:
The man they smoke Igbo...

I feel say na only me see am o cheesy

Properties › Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by DavidEsq(m): 9:06am On Oct 09, 2016

TonyeBarcanista:
This is a welcome development

Nigeria Judicial system is miserable. Case of 1981 is decided in 2016, a whopping 35years after.

Gadamit

It was decided in 2014. Don't know why it's just being posted here. Well, since it ain't about boobs or snake.....
Ukeje v. Ukeje (2014) LPELR-22724 (SC) ...

TV/Movies › Re: My Review Of Ay's A Trip To Jamaica Movie by DavidEsq(m): 5:37am On Oct 09, 2016

Lagusta:
I didn't find 30 days in Atlanta amusing, so why would I watch a sequel when I know it would be the case of a frog and a toad arguing amongst themselves on who is prettier?

I know d way I provoke, wen I watch "30 days on atlanta". It's all hype and no content

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Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Goes Braless, Flaunts Her Nipples And Curves In Tight Dress by DavidEsq(m): 12:37pm On Oct 06, 2016

emeraldknytt:
… Awwn ,,, and you look daaarnnnn goood too, truth be told and I am no flatterer

Who teh u say na she be dat?

Health › Re: Why You Must Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns by DavidEsq(m): 12:31pm On Oct 06, 2016

soberdrunk:
Are we not suffereing enough in Nigeria already!!?? Now this doctor wants young men like me to choke on "hair" and spend extra money buying "toothpick" why! Why!?? Why!!??,,,,,,,,

Meaning

? O o o! I see.....badt guy cheesy

Family › Re: Perfect Union, The Cryralization Of True Love. See Lovely Pre Wedding Pix Of My by DavidEsq(m): 6:09pm On Oct 03, 2016

Cool pix. But from the body language of the girl, she appears to be a non-trouser wearing geh undecided

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Romance › Re: Man Surprises Girlfriend With Proposal And Marriage Same Day (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 12:28pm On Oct 03, 2016

CindyeMerAld:
Nigerian men should learn from this man...

Shey u go gree make e do dis kind tin abi? Be practicing self-scam , ehn...... e fit u wella

Literature › Re: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by DavidEsq(m): 10:36am On Oct 03, 2016

phelgmatic:
Have you read Audrey Timms' Letting Go? That story has pidgin English, hausa, Igbo even Edo language. So because you have only read the story of only one writer, don't use it to judge other writers or in this case, the op's list. Thanks

Thank u, smokie

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Crime › Re: I Thought God Has Forgiven Me - Man Who Kidnapped And Killed A Poly Student by DavidEsq(m): 7:58am On Oct 03, 2016

raphieMontella:
you break the law...you face the law...
Witholding such info's can be disastrous...

Guy just ask for enlightenment instead of dancing upandan with no direction or rhythm

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Literature › Re: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by DavidEsq(m): 7:19am On Oct 03, 2016

hotspec:
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH OP UNTIL U LIST OUR VERY DEAR ClassCaptain on top dt list

Una tell am o cheesy

Literature › Re: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by DavidEsq(m): 7:17am On Oct 03, 2016

olanshile2016:
go and read flow1759 stories and you will know that all the people are really worthy of being there

I'm not denigrating the credibility of the mentioned persons; I'm just saying the OP is parochial in his sense of judgment as to good writing is. Abeg, make una click like if una think say Classcaptain supoz dey the list

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Literature › Re: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by DavidEsq(m): 6:19am On Oct 03, 2016

Where is Classcaptain? Chai! Wat a pity that OP doesn't appreciate the fact that Classcaptain writes with the peculiarity of the Nigerian "language", which is a mixture of pidgin english, with a touch of vernacular and Nigerian neology all rolled up in unparalleled comic. This is the problem with us: never making the most of wat we have, until one kain short Chinese man with nerd goggles and bald head comes on TV to say "do u know we study the Nigerian type of pidgin english in china"? Then the scramble to import pidgin would commence and it's ppl like the OP that wld be in the front row of such scramble.
Warapiri.

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Crime › Re: I Thought God Has Forgiven Me - Man Who Kidnapped And Killed A Poly Student by DavidEsq(m): 7:00am On Oct 02, 2016

raphieMontella:
you should wise up..not me...

He knew about a murder case...a cold blooded murder case...
The murderer murdered his fellow human for nothing..
The murderer told the foolish pastor...and he kept quiet...and commended him ironicallly...
What is he?

Its because you dont know what death is...thats why...make them murder your family member make you know how fa

Wat is he? He is not a conspirator. That's what he is

Crime › Re: I Thought God Has Forgiven Me - Man Who Kidnapped And Killed A Poly Student by DavidEsq(m): 6:44pm On Oct 01, 2016

grandlexuz:
Why rant when you know nothing about the law? Free data huh?

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Crime › Re: I Thought God Has Forgiven Me - Man Who Kidnapped And Killed A Poly Student by DavidEsq(m): 6:43pm On Oct 01, 2016

raphieMontella:
the pastor said God forgave him
When the pastor should have called the police and have him arrested

The pastor should also be arrested...he's a conspirator...

What is Nigeria turning into??

Conspirator in what exactly? After the crime has been committed, he is a Conspirator to same? Guy wise up na, abeg embarassed

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Poses With Her N2.5m Bag In New Photos by DavidEsq(m): 1:48pm On Sep 30, 2016

Zoharariel:
A sepulcher remains one no matter the efforts put into white-washing it. It is full of rotten bones.

Guy why?

Celebrities › Re: Kanu Nwankwo & AY Take A Walk On The Street To Support Kanu Heart Foundation(pho by DavidEsq(m): 11:21am On Sep 30, 2016

horlakunle25:
Bros kanu tall sha oooo!!!...and people like dem dey get long something downstairs!

U think u are doing me, u are doing urself......!!!! Somebody pls lend me that pix

Education › Re: Male Students Sign On Boobs Of Female Students (PICS) by DavidEsq(m): 5:29am On Sep 30, 2016

Jessidaisy4:
Don't quote me if you have nothing sensible to say

Ashewoboy, are u not making small small sense? Or is it me thinking u are making plenty sense? undecided

Education › Re: Male Students Sign On Boobs Of Female Students (PICS) by DavidEsq(m): 5:27am On Sep 30, 2016

ashewoboy:
if you are not a virgin, you should keep quiet.

Car Talk › Re: Drunk Driver Crashes Employer's Mercedes-benz SUV Into 4 Parked Cars In Lagos by DavidEsq(m): 5:22am On Sep 30, 2016

Saint52:
Somebody help i`m getting addicted to NAIRALAND.

Even me o! Imagine I suppose dey make food for pikin to chop before e go skool, I dey here dey browse, dey find snake thread cheesy

Politics › Re: "Nigerians Will Celebrate Buhari Next Year" - Dr. Peter Kwembe by DavidEsq(m): 4:20pm On Sep 26, 2016

khristal87:
This one has also been tipped behind clossed doors,

U took the words outta my mouth bro

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Education › Re: Which University Contains More Oloshos/prostitudes by DavidEsq(m): 6:56am On Sep 25, 2016

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GlorifiedTunde:
You are all wrong!

Its UNIABUJA!

Seconded

Politics › Re: Governor Bindow Bows To Greet An Elderly Man (photos) by DavidEsq(m): 6:26pm On Sep 23, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
RIP English

Haba! He just said postrate na, instead of prostrate.

Sports › Re: "I Am 23, Not 40" - Victor Emenayo Insists by DavidEsq(m): 1:35pm On Sep 23, 2016

U can imagine dis my fada's age mate dragging age with our last born. Chai! Hustle no go kee person. cheesy

Politics › Re: The Ghost Town Of Bama Reawakened As Reconstruction Begins. PIXS by DavidEsq(m): 7:26am On Sep 23, 2016

hybeenoni:
Truth is the north doesn't even pity nor like itself.
It rather prefer to use BBOG as a political tool just to gain power but now condemn the same BBOG, does this same region deserve people's sympathy?

The north brought this calamity upon itself!!!

Totally agree with u. The truth is bitter; just grit ur teeth and swallow it; to those who think the above ain't true

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