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babyfaceafrica:
RIP English

Haba! He just said postrate na, instead of prostrate.

U can imagine dis my fada's age mate dragging age with our last born. Chai! Hustle no go kee person.

hybeenoni:
Truth is the north doesn't even pity nor like itself.
It rather prefer to use BBOG as a political tool just to gain power but now condemn the same BBOG, does this same region deserve people's sympathy?

The north brought this calamity upon itself!!!

Totally agree with u. The truth is bitter; just grit ur teeth and swallow it; to those who think the above ain't true

Goddys:
I can assist if you can afford the legal fee. The only people police are afraid of are lawyers. Don't fight or cry, just get a lawyer. I'm not yet called to bar but I can get him out if he has not implicated himself by attesting to statements written by those crook officers.
Well, even if he does, we may claim that he is coerced or induced to append his sign on the statement.
Fear lawyers when you see one that is sound..

Sori, I ain't the client.

Ahmed0336:
Most Police officers are terrible, that uniform make em feel they can do and undo. Most of em knows nothing about human right and constitution.
Lemme drop a story.
A week back my friend was driving along Lafia road when a camry hit him from behind, he lost control then ran into two keke napep parked by the road side. Four persons lost their lives included a pregnant woman, luckily police officers were stationed at the scene of the accident. The camry driver ran off. my friend was hospitalized when policemen came and took him straight no short cuts to cell. The families of the deceased gave statements at the station that since it was no fault of his that the police should set him free. Likewise those officers stationed at the point of the incident also gave their statements saying my friend wasn't at fault.
As I am typing this that dude is still in cell. They said they ll grant him bail if we pay 150,000 and the person must have properties in lafia. Aswear if I say d matter no tire me I lie. D dude looks sick, 1 week now him never bath and if u see the cell honestly u no go pray to enter police trap

As u type now, u shld be on ur way to a lawyer's office to brief him, not waste ur time mourning here.

seunmsg:
They can sell the presidential jet and the three useless refineries. However, they must not touch the country's investment in NLNG and the joint ventures with oil companies.

I would be grateful if u cld do us the favour of explaining ur position, pls

Rapsino:
blessed r those that believe n av not seen. u look lyk apostle Thomas.

Was he dark skinned and from sapele?

opeyemiieblog:
ooop ....larookutukutu

Wat are u saying?

modelmike7:
.. . . You are not forced to believe it Mister. To each his own.

The story is told not as a usual story, but to buttress the Buhari "change begins with u" fever. So to add credibility to it, it's supposed to come with pictures. It's stinking with fabrication, as far as credibility is concerned.

That's how one stupid geh stole my palm slippers dis early mning. Christ Embassy geh for that matter

beautiful232:
wow

I'm coming sweetheart to join you

Their are coming for u, put on ur helmet

Islie:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/lesbianism-nigerian-family-disowns-daughter-italy/

They sure know how to cast the first stone, wen they are the church leaders, but they have forgotten that Jesus came for the sinners and dined with them. This is not Godly holiness but whitewashed holiness.

tdayof:
That's not a CSP rank on her shoulder. ASP confirmed 2 stars.

Poor Journalism. You either put the NPF logo than misleading the public if you can't find an up to date picture.

If u look at her name above her breast pocket, u will see "Delia " which is likely the shortened form of Cordelia, yet the pinhead wrote "cornelia".

pamcode:
I understand that of the wife and last born(If he isn't yet weaned) but how did the children get infected too. ?

OP over to u o! This is the result of adding too much salt, pepper, magi and shooga to a story.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Do things like that work here?

You don forget say na Naija we dey! [/color]

It does work here. Just talk to the right professional or bera jus walk into a customary court.

Pavore9:
Na common sight in the rural areas. I don go through all these, l fry garri tire!

Never will l attempt it again using firewood!

As in ehn. I do am wella with my mumsie for sapele and my grand aunt for Sagbama. I always liked it though. Except the carrying part

UndisputedBosom:
To 'em girls who have collected Oscars and Grammys award in overlookin the "honest and loyal" guys sayin "Hi, Hello, Xup, wsup and Hey" in whatsapp, BBM Badoo, Instagram, Facebook etc.... i explore you to read with understandin cox







You might be keepin ur future hubby at a bay while u wine and dine with a player that will give u nothing but heart break and enlargement of puna

maryjan8:
I pray he is fined

Dis ur English sha. Haf ur tisha die?

ChangeIsCostant:
Is this the best class formation picture of the year? Law students of the University of Benin, UNIBEN - have garnered much attention both online and offline after posing in style to mark their final moments as class of 2016 ahead of their graduation. The students who donned their official attire -formed LL.B 2016 which means Bachelor of Laws. Congrats to them

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/best-class-formation-photo-see-what.html

See my sch and department dah year

ffo:
Guys,

God has been faithful to us and blessed us about a year ago with this lovely son. He is 1 year old. I call him the WORLD's GREATEST. Guys please show him some love.

Baba lala, mod please do the needful.

@the first sentence. God hasn't been all that to me. Lucky u, then, if there is such a being who can do all that for u.

kilokeys:
i use to know this biatch back in taraba 2011 batch A nysc camp...

drama queen.. feel men should worship and kiss her feet

until she made a mistake with me... asked if i cared for a can of malt on a scorching afternoon while I was hanging out with my goons.. you guys needed to see her face when i took the malt, gulped it down and said "thank you"

mtcheew...

U can lie ehn.

Stupedinluv:
You see a smart lady, you say she is forming.

You guys need to work on yourselves for real.

We prefer u gurls working on us u know waramean?

My heart even did "gbim-gbim" sef, wen I saw the pix. Chai vaseline crew, I reject ur spirit dat is poshuing me

First, masturbation is not a sin, then impregnated female Pastor having bele for founder's broda, then divorce from twempoing outside marriage. Chai! Christ Embassy Pastors and scandal are like

bbmpin:
[b] alright!!!
when you want to date a single mother, You have to consider the following things:
Age of the child!
The location of the father!
The "relationship" status of the father!
Your friends and family!

Its easy to look at it and say! Sure why not(when you haven't laid with her) but after eating the fruit!
"Reality will set in", i asked you, For your age cause its usually men that want to settle down that consider what you are considering

look at it this way, she will "never" fully have your time
The father will always have access to her, can easily lay with her if he wants funny
enough!
She will leave you in a "heart beat" for him
The child wont like you at first, he / she will be very negative to you(that may change over time)

if the child is in the village (like in most cases) i will advice you to forget about her!

Sit down and ask yourself if you handle all that and decide! #its your life!
[/b]

Wow! Most of this is so spot on

olihilistic:
please what is Amu ike in English??

wara u ppl saying?

Doyin400l:
Blood of peter....@op keep oppressing us with those figures.

Abeg o! No let these ppl wey I dey with for inside think say I don craze. I wan laf die for here

ayusco85:
Somebody shld pls write about studying in Nigeria.
Ayam begging u people

U no fit start am? Abi ur keypad dey pain u for hand ni!

doctorkush:
bro me sef dey feel the recession ooo... lol... as per efcc, I be clean dude and my source of income is legit... just dey follow me pray make sickness dey rampage people... I no swear ooo, na just prayer...

No wonder! Ur recluse life in med sch has caused u to carry over unfinished bizness yet u don't know how to go about it. Guy, wat u need is to give urself a good look and decide wat u really want. If not just dey hola me steady to dey give u clean tips on how to run dis package wey u no fit learn truout ur uni days

honeychild:
Actually, I finished law school when you were probably in secondary school. Not all of us on Nairaland are kids.

Then going by ur quote, u ain't in the field no more.

DeLioncourt:
Maybe you should read the definition of criminal negligence again. It doesn't have anything to do with primary duty. But indifference concerning the safety of another...whoever you may be.

If armed robbers are taking down ur next-door neighbour, u don't owe him Shit to call the olopas (cops). There is a very old case that laid down this principle. Guy if u make dis mistake as a Prosecutor, I wee so use u clean wall for court wella. I go so make sure dem laf ur IPO die, e go wan slap me for outside court.

missKiffy:
So what's the big deal about the post, is she forcing anybody to buy it for her no be her luck she dey try

I wld af said "olosho spotted" but because of this sallah mood I will not say "olosho spotted"