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Crime › Re: Man Locks 2 Children Inside Water Drum For Eating Neighbour’s Food by DavidEsq(m): 7:44am On Oct 15, 2021
Karemarealty288:
Frustration.
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Celebrities › Re: Adewale Spicy Accuses Broda Shaggi Of Sleeping With Her After Lying by DavidEsq(m): 9:50am On Oct 12, 2021
Untainted007:
This is mutual consent between them. It's possible Shagi japa wen he can't cope again with the canal he found himself.
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Crime › Re: Man Caught After Poisoning His Friend's Coca-Cola Drink! (Video) by DavidEsq(m): 9:48am On Oct 12, 2021
gfon:
Some people die due to their care-free attitiude.As a guy man,whenever am drinking with friends,i never use a glass to drink,after sipping from the bottle i always cover it back with the 'kantas'.Never you leave a half drink to go pee and come back to drink it again.Trust nobody,even if it's your blood brother.Poison is cheap these days,as low as #50 you don use am kill a full grown adult.
Correct man
Politics › Re: 2022 Budget: Buhari, Osinbajo To Spend 508m On Food As Hunger Bites Nigerians by DavidEsq(m): 7:13am On Oct 12, 2021
Prosperous111:
And the voters are wallowing in hunger grin
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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo: In Africa, The Girl Child Has No Place And Value by DavidEsq(m): 7:10am On Oct 12, 2021
Iyaebe:
I cried while reading this lol.

Politics › Re: Okaro Ouzama Arrested For Illicit Drug Trafficking In Mumbai, India by DavidEsq(m): 7:08am On Oct 12, 2021
chukwuibuipob:
sad grin grin
Werey ni e grin grin grin. I know why u dey laf
Celebrities › Re: Recent Pix Of Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Warren G, Xzibit & Big Boi All Together by DavidEsq(m): 9:51am On Oct 11, 2021
Davash222:
Ja Rule
DMX (continue to rest in peace)
Ludacris
Birdman
P Diddy


Legends of the game.




Now, we're left with Lil Nas X and his colleagues cry
I dey teh u.
Travel › Re: Huge Rock In Saudi Arabia Looks Like It Was Cut In Half With Laser Beam(Pics) by DavidEsq(m): 8:23am On Oct 08, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
Na Moses..
That's the rock which Moses struck into two with his staff, out of anger
Goat like u cheesy cheesy grin. See as u dey laf anyhow for here grin cheesy
Travel › Re: Huge Rock In Saudi Arabia Looks Like It Was Cut In Half With Laser Beam(Pics) by DavidEsq(m): 8:22am On Oct 08, 2021
ifytrik:
Pastor righteousness abeg no vex, leave whatever you are doing and come over please, another end time magic don show, tell how the world wan take end abeg
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Food › Re: Snake Foodie by DavidEsq(m): 4:12am On Oct 06, 2021
bigcee:
That is a Puff adder. For God sake, not everything you see, you eat. Puff adder is a very venomous snake. God forbid!
Exactly! Even the bones can kill one, if in the course of eating, it hurts one's gum.
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by DavidEsq(m): 4:07am On Oct 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I am not the Most High! undecided
Why then are u answering on behalf of the Most High?
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by DavidEsq(m): 4:04am On Oct 06, 2021
SportsHD:
Yeah, look it up. Either for animals or humans. But, it has to be done by a certified medical personnel.
For y'all quoting me, even if euthanizing human is illegal, lord knows I would have arranged with my family and our doctor to end that person suffering.
Why would you say this, since u are sure it's legal? Ode
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by DavidEsq(m): 4:03am On Oct 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Euthanasia is legal in Nigeria? shocked
Don't mind the mumu
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by DavidEsq(m): 4:00am On Oct 06, 2021
duro4chang:
Do not try anything funny with him o. We are watching you.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Christian Be Possessed By Demon? by DavidEsq(m): 9:16am On Oct 03, 2021
greencard:
Is it possible for a Christian who is born again to get possessed by demon?
Dey mumu yourself dey go. No go read ur bible. Dey do story story.
Family › Re: Help I'm Pregnant For A Married Man. by DavidEsq(m): 12:51am On Oct 02, 2021
Brainard22:
ASHAWO!!!

Remove that pregnancy and get the fvxk out of their marriage!!
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Crime › Re: Edo Police Parade Three Suspected Cultists Arrested For Assaulting A Lady by DavidEsq(m): 12:44am On Oct 02, 2021
Impregnable101:
Useless urchins! Still looking for the idiot that stole my phone 3weeks. He think say i nor mark him face. If i nor stab him throat with dagger then i nor be warri boy embarassed embarassed embarassed
Everybody dey on para mode for this country grin grin grin

Family › Re: Dr Penking Receives Death Threats Over DNA Laboratory Opening In Lekki by DavidEsq(m): 9:10pm On Sep 29, 2021
EmptyGarden:
Lies.
Exactly! He's tryna use it to stir publicity. Oshi
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Message From A Scammer. by DavidEsq(m): 6:54pm On Sep 29, 2021
nurez305:
Very old scam...
I got it in 2017
It's the "painful death" for me grin grin grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: World's Largest And Most Spectacular Royal Palaces (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 2:36pm On Sep 29, 2021
billynoni:
Okay, let me sleep now and read later... I know this would have definitely reach FP, by the time I wake up.

Seun and lalasticlala abeg, be preparing my first to comment money, this must be September to remember for my akant.

Oya Seun and lalasticlala I'm awake now, the topic's on FP already, ask for my AZA.
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Health › Re: DNA Paternity Testing Coming To Lekki In October by DavidEsq(m): 5:42pm On Sep 26, 2021
SLAP44:
My ex must hear this and relocate to the north sharp sharp.
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Health › Re: DNA Paternity Testing Coming To Lekki In October by DavidEsq(m): 9:10am On Sep 26, 2021
lalasticlala:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1441837538755235844.html
I won't be surprised if they burn that place down, overnight grin. U better advice the CEO to install rugged and disguised CCTV cameras there o grin grin
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by DavidEsq(m): 4:54am On Sep 26, 2021
AmazonTopaz:
It isn't attached to poverty there are men with good jobs who do this.

Nothing stops a man from helping out in the home and making time for his family.That is a wise and honourable man.
Thank u for this.
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by DavidEsq(m): 4:49am On Sep 26, 2021
spice123:
My brother, I was out of job for like 6 months and wife took care of all the bills excluding rent and school fees and nobody noticed or knew I was out of job. No negative attitude showed up and I will tell you why. A close friend gave me this advice and I will share same with you. When you get your salary or business profit, remove your t-fare/car fuel and give the rest to your wife to manage the home. I was very hard for me to do but t I summoned courage and since 3+ years I started it, I have complete peace. Infact, my wife was praising me on how I was able to pay all bills and manage funds. By the time your wife will mismange the home funds (feeding, rent, kids sch fees e.t.c) she will wake up and realize that paying for gas in the home is the least issue. You will have utmost respect bro. I have been married for 7 years now.
Does this mean she gets to takes care of the rent from the money u give her? So she gets to deliver at the end?
Crime › Re: Romance Scam: FBI Arrests 35 Nigerians In Scams Worth $117 Million by DavidEsq(m): 11:08am On Sep 25, 2021
Alexjohn2020:
Omo, 35 na like one football team plus academy players grin
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by DavidEsq(m): 10:47am On Sep 25, 2021
mouthofThegod:
If you are from the South, goodluck.
My regards to your loved ones
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Autos › Re: Madly Pimped 2010 Camry 3.950m 3 Month Used by DavidEsq(m): 9:50am On Sep 15, 2021
I wonder the upholstery guy who did this beautiful work
Car Talk › Re: I Left Front Seat For My Friend's Wife But She Cautioned Me by DavidEsq(m): 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2021
Nostring:
Yeye no work hard go buy ur own car... continue dey vacate sit about undecided but seriously I don't think it matters since u guys picked her on the way and not that u left home together...even if u Comot home together ,if she respect u ,I mean if no b be say u be yeye friend wey no dey add any value to their lives, she no sups get problem with u sitting in the front
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Car Talk › Re: My Car Is Killing Me. Please Help Me Before It Finishes Me. by DavidEsq(m): 10:49am On Sep 08, 2021
Mskrisx:
Good evening everyone.
Please I bought my car about a month now. (Toks)
As I was bringing it in, I didn’t know the car was overheating and it burnt my gasket. I fixed it in agony.
Now just today, after parking it for 9 days I called the mechanic who told me I had to change the 4 coils, plugs and do a fresh servicing. I did all this and even bought two new gallons of coolant. Dear people, do you know that after an hour of all this, I tried to test drive , just along the way I noticed the car was over heating then I Tried to look for a little safe place And park. I opened my engine bay and noticed that gasket is burnt again! All my money down the drain! The stress, the agony, the everything. I’m so so sad! Trying really to be strong. Please people, what can I do? Now the car won’t start and I had to pay a towing van to tow it. Sorry about my grammar. My heart is just too heavy. Thanks. Any opinion is welcome.
The heading of this thread is killing me grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Prince Kpokpogri Reacts To Leaked Audio Of Tonto Dikeh Begging Him by DavidEsq(m): 10:47am On Sep 08, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Following Tonto's claims, I forwarded the audio file to a contact who works as an audio forensic analyst at Dolby Laboratories and this is her verdict.
The recording is not doctored, it is a properly nursed authentic evidence.

If you are not ashamed of Tonto, Nigeria's most popular feminist King after listening to her voice recording, then you have a problem.

How low can she get?
Her tears were fake, her apologies ladden with emotional blackmail cum pure deceit, her defense was as watery as Mama Rafiatu's poorly cooked draw soup and her desperation smelt worse than the body odour of a he-goat.
Too bad Prince fell for them.

These feminists are their worst enemies.
The only reason they can't help themselves is because they lie to themselves.

One could buy a Bentley Mulsanne and hundreds of shoes but could not buy ordinary Listerine Mouthwash to kill the fish smell in her lower lips and was dumped in a hotel because of that.
She kept preaching celibacy and how a lady did not need a man to make it in life yet she was jumping bike at night to go and collect preek.

The same person who shamed single mothers today is a happy bastard mom.

This one calls herself a King but she's begging for love like a fvcking peasant.
She said her son doesn't need a dad because she's both mom and dad to him, yet she's begging a mere fvckmate to be a father figure to the same child.

King Tonto on IG, and preek beggar in real life.
She's no fvcking different from those girls with no sense of self-worth whom you instruct to stay still and stop moaning when your wife calls while you're banging them.

Prince himself appears very weak.
I wonder what Tonto has for weak men...weak in character and weak in bed.

Tufiakwa.
The future is not female, the future is a scam because we are only sure of today.
And for today, these ladies are nothing to write home about.

I pity men who worship vaginarians.
It only takes one cum to know there's absolutely nothing special in their kpekus.
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Family › Re: A Spirit Is Loving Me, I Need Help. by DavidEsq(m): 12:37pm On Sep 03, 2021
EmptyGarden:
The False prophet is speaking...
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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Oraimo 2baba Edition For Sale For 6k by DavidEsq(m): 10:35am On Sep 03, 2021
sunshineV:
go buy "yur bluetut dewise ix readi tu pearl"
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