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DannyXpress:
Then i think it's snakes
You need to be very careful man.
Snakes can live with humans in their house for months without you knowing.

Buy snake repellents and spray garlic and onions in your room. It will flush them out real quick.

Neither onions not garlic is liquid. How then is it sprayed?

Kriss216:
He's gone. No remedy

Kriss216:
They use Toto water cook food for this one

A finished man ba?

BeeBeeOoh:
We Die Here

make I crop the meme

Kriss216:
Says a broke and wretched Nigerian girl with just 2 Bras and 3 pants.

U dey mind am

Iyaebe:
Please send a DM, I'm a marriage counselor and I can counsel you and help the marriage. Price is affordable.I like how your wife went through the window to continue the drama,it's sexy and i can do same.All this little little drama is sweet in a marriage, I can't marry and everywhere will be quiet,no na.I don't support her disrespecting you and even allowing third party to know of the drama,it is bad.But that type of drama that's toxic free is very good and healthy for a marriage.

Look at this werey

daddytime:
Hmmm...

I can relate to what it feels like with your daughter and the fear of losing her.

But not to worry, even if you and your wife eventually go your separate ways which I will advise you to consider because your wife obviously isnt supposed to be your wife. She is an enemy or someone else's supposed wife who won't hesitate to bring you down before exiting your life eventually.

Oga, no worries or fears of the unknown. Find your way from this conundrum ASAP and even you would marvel at how easy you'd navigate through.

Wishing you the best on your next moves.

If una sha need laptop to type the divorce or conciliatory letter, na me be una plug. Just dm me or do me a WhatsApp from my signature.

U have spoken well

oladiddy:
My wife and I have been married for over 3 years now with a beautiful daughter who is 2years plus but things are falling apart everyday.

Whenever we had arguments she will want to sabotage my job. Couple of months ago, we had an argument and I was to give update to my team via teams meeting (I work from home)..My wife keep raising her voice, I left the living room and went to bedroom lock the door behind to continue with my meeting but surprisingly to me, my wife went through the window and started the drama again.

Just yesterday there was another drama and she picked my phone unknowingly and call my overall boss.

Note: it is from this job am sponsoring her Masters in one of the centers in Uniport and also feeding the family. More than 70% of my monthly earnings goes to her. I am not a social person..I don't drink and either spend lavishly.

My wife is a very proud person and she has this obvious non challant attitude which are all seen by family members. Everybody keep talking about her but she's not changing. Although I have my own differences as well but she believe I can't control her. She's not submissive at all...I can say that over again and again.

Even while she's doing her masters, I was the one taking care of my daughter at home (thanks to covid)..in fact all my team members knows my daughter as my second colleague. I believe we all know how working from home with kids is like.

Please I need your advice. I am already thinking of divorce but the fear of loosing my daughter to her custody is my biggest challenge.

I am loosing my mind.

Please push to FP!

Why do u think u would have to lose custody of your daughter? U work from home, so u provide top notch emotional and physical support to your daughter. All u need to show is that your wife would bring up your daughter under a tumultuous environment of hate, violence, screaming and the likes.

Vickyvice:
Unserious people. See write up... We go meet for heaven... Oya, take sniper and go heaven pls. God wey creat man for earth at the beginning no come know wetin e dey do? Your wife isn't in heaven, but in d grave, she has no idea whether you are even crying. Even daddy and mummy g.o wey dey preach this lie self no wish to die one day. You hear them praying and binding that death will not locate family members of their confused sheeple. Everyone wants to go heaven but no one wish death in his family to get there. Na wa oh.Such foolery. You see them dad and mum g.o going abroad to treat headache, them no wan die and go "heaven" to "meet" God. Pastors have really brainwashed people over the centuries down till this time

correct guy

Kriss216:
A lalasticlal.a is born.

Shey he was warned yesterday that he would soon become a professional snake eater

Blakjewelry:
the pro have the knowledge of the building in fact it is closely guarded secret, but the actual work were done by slaves. The Israelites were among such slaves as recorded

The slaves who died were over a million. There was a book I read years ago, describing in graphic details, the possible figures.

bamdexfarms:
The mystery of the pyramids confirms the existence of either aliens or the biblical nephilim.

Dey there dey deceive yourself. It is a mystery because a particular race of persons raided and conquered Egypt. These persons no dey respect education at all. Anything they conquer, they destroy, especially books, as dem no dey repeat any book not written in their language. They did the same to Constantinople. We have them around us today.

nosleep:
you nor dey Nigeria. me I'm hunger to the extent of eating any snake

iamyemiakins:
Make una dey try pity some of these animals na, you kill am still tie am like say e swallow money

Jeromejnr:
Exactly..what's the name, I see it where I am.

Modifed: Did reverse search and its a Gambian Squirrel.

Oh wow!

respect80:

No only hare o.
Na leopard u d see so...

Fuuuuuuu

VeeVeeMyLuv:
The squirrel is too lean iwas expecting to see a grab muscular one

that's not even a squirrel. There is plenty of this animal in my neighborhood. It's something like a hare

zedegit:
Please don't get it wrong. I believe there should be 2 offerings: normal church offering and tithe.

Nowadays there are up to 5 offerings in church.

1 Sunday school offering
2 Testimony offering
3 Building levy offering
4 Youth offering
5 Offerings for needy
6 Tithe etc

There are strategies devised to coerse one to give
such as "stand up and raise your offering and being left on the seat while others give.

It makes me feel bad.

This is unscriptural. Unfortunately, the sheeple will always never have sense. So make dem continue fa

Irupetepete:
Some photographers na werey

Wallahi . See as e dey suffer the poor woman

Czario:
Have you heard of acceleration due to gravity..? A projectile traveling at 10m/s is enough to kill someone.

Good physics but OP should tell us the truth because he avoided showing us the hole in the ceiling

zukky79:
I once experienced this about ten years back. Was living with my girlfriend (now wife) then. We decided to rearrange my one room apartment by changing position of things. Where I chose to change the bed position to was rejected by madam and after light argument, I allowed her have her way. Few days later, found a similar bullet to what the OP posted on the floor right where I wanted the bed to be. I looked up and saw the hole on the zinc and ceiling. Maybe na another story e for be.

Turned out it was the bullet shot from the gun of a student that had a quarrel with other guys who wanted to oppress him because they where more in number. The guy released a shot to the air and challenged the guys to come closer. This happened at around 10pm at night. We could hear the fracas from my room but we never knew the bullet would come visiting. Ekpoma that year Sha!

Na GOD dey save person.

This is not something similar to your story at all. OP tactfully avoided talking about the hole in the ceiling through where the bullet came in.

akpunda86:
Hahaha not like beds dat were killed and thrown for crowd attraction,this heard the gun shot and speedily bullet scattered the roof and pierced the ceiling,we are not a ministry or MOFO like u dat believes any gibberish they see. Mofo get brain.

All hotels hosting big politicians around my hood claim ignorance.

My popsi is 86years, wouldn't have survived d bullet MOFO.

The hole in the ceiling?

The spot on the ceiling/roof where the bullet pierced?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Tomorrow na enough traffic

I go just sit down for house dey turn bottle while those baby sisters do the buying

I can't go and get stuck in sapele road traffic

So Sapele road don bad like this?

psychologist:
We are been played
By Buhari
Lai Mohammed
Kayemo
Tinubu
Pantani
Sanwo

Etc

TarOrfeeek:



When women are sincerely advice to avoid damaged, weak, cruel and aggressive Men.

They will scornfully disregard the advice. Broke shame you (the man) and proceed to "pepper you" with images of their sweet romance.

When the money finishes and relationships end.

These same pea brained fools will come to emotionally manipulate "weak men" to speak for them.

NOT ME! I shall proceed to soak Ijebu garri and fried chicken for dinner.

Snow White go and look for your 12 dwarfs. I am 6.2 ft tall, biko.

12 dwarfs . Nairaland gets madder by the day

iamyemiakins:
Na fufu, plantain and crayfish wey dem don bundle rigidly dem dey transport for ur area. Na why e never happen be that

Rigidly bundled

Explorers:
A transport truck carrying pizza.

Village ppl sef

Namdeenero:
The funny thing about this post is that it’s in food section

no time