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hybrid11:
My man
N1200, I think you live in abuja

This yam is not 1,200 in Abuja

post=101789886:
Wetin come be una concern wey una dey shook mouth for d matter?

Any crime in fanning the mother of his daughter?!
So he should have been slapping or hitting her head or what exactly?!

Yeye Bloggers everywhere!


Hmmmmm, this is deep!
True word from Onyi!!
Watch some lazy, toothpick-arms, broke, fraudsters tins come for you now.
Na dem way, they hate reading the truth!


Meanwhile,
Make we break d table Patapata,
To some of our darling Slay Queens out there.......

Simping is one fine way of life. Ur salary is dope, life is soft. Always be a simp

https://www.globalnea.com/woman-press-sexual-assault-charges-on-a-man-who-performed-mouth-to-mouth-cpr-on-her/
San Diego, CA | A 23-year-old woman said she would not be dropping charges she pressed against a man who saved her life after she almost drown in a pool during a pool party in her neighborhood. Kim Wright said David took advantage of her when she was helpless, and she wants justice.

A video that shows David, a 29-year-old web developer, pulling Kim out of the water, pressing her chest a few times, and giving her a mouth to mouth before she coughs back into life will be used as evidence against David in court. Kim is arguing that David should have let someone else rescue her; she pointed out that he was playing with her breasts and the reason she woke up is probably because of the foul smell of David’s mouth.
Wahala for who e mouth dey smell.

PissfulProtester:
No..it's feeding the poor

Racoon:
"..Thou shall not tempt the Lord thy God..." and "...my people perish because of lack of knowledge..."

Did he actually put himself in the way of harm, while at the same time, relying on God to save him? Can u point out where he did that?

jieta:
Abeg Carry your wahala commot from my mention, see as you make me dey laugh any how.

Charmingrascal:
Isreal is surrounded by terrorists yet they can't be defeated.

The earlier y'all terrorists realize that God Yahweh himself has convenant with Isreal and he has vowed to protect her and give her victory over her enemies the better for y'all.


Hamas will attack Isreal from residential buildings when Isreal fights back y'all will be screaming massacre.

We all know that if Hamas lay down its arms today there will be peace but if Isreal tries that she will be overrun by terrorists from right left and centre.





Y'all Islamic terrorists should know that the days of Isreal suffering have passed.
Yahweh punished them, gave their lands to the uncircumcised and scattered them all around the World.

Same Yahweh forgave them and made a convenant with them, he said he will gather them from all over the World where they are scattered and give them back their land and no enemy, no Nation will rise against them and win them.


That is the convenant. Terrorists can try all they want but they can never triumph over God's people.


Isrealis might not be Christians but they are God's people.

Isreal houses Christian heritages and monuments.

The Jews have no other home or other place to go Isreal is there only home, the Islamic terrorists surrounding them have other homes, they Saudi, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq and other Islamic States.

O ye Lebanon be warned don't interfere in this war if you don't want to be destroyed.
No one wages war against God's people and win.

O ye descendants of Cain be cautious attack not the people of God else you will experience God's wrath and he will destroy you.


Isreal is the only home of the Jews which Yahweh has given to them and no one can take it from them because it is God's convenant.




Modified: Y'all that are saying where was God's convenant when Hitler killed Isrealis should understand that God Yahweh himself vowed to punish Isreal for going against him, he vowed that they will be attacked and their enemies will triumph over them and they will be scattered all over the World.

The same Yahweh in the the most Precious book in the World (the Holy Bible) also promised them that after all their travails, he will restore Isreal lost glory, he will gather them like the sand and no enemy will triumph over them. His convenant his glaring and the era is here.

Everything in the Bible is happening right before our eyes, Jesus is coming soon.

He is the Lord and he has spoken.

What is playing out in Isreal over the years have made me believe every word of the Bible. As small as Isreal is and with the fact that she is surrounded by descendants of Cain with their evil agenda for her she has never been defeated and has God liveth no harm can happen to Isreal.
Man is not God is promises and convenant don't fail.



Hallelujah!!



Selah!!

U know nothing

PlayMaker14:
I don't understand what you mean by "Self Yourselves"

Is it a newly introduced fulani English?

helinues:
Southern farmers are back in the farm as Herdsmen have been dislodged from Southern region

Mostly northerners headache

I'm a southerner in Abuja what is wrong with ur liver

Righteousness2:
The Father has done well!
I will do Exactly the same if I was in his shoes.
My Parting Gift to Him if I was his Father, will be the Gospel of JESUS Christ and the need for him to repent, and surrender to JESUS.

And what is the gospel of Jesus Christ?

Pls I want to use my moto to do Uber. I dey Abuja. Abeg how I go start. JUSUN cannot kee me a d my family ni tori olorun

jieta:
The most important thing is that you got the point. But you that pass in fly colours share your experience.


When you do head like who village people dey worry.

See who do head like bent spoon, dey insult person wey get foreign head

stunnert:
The first one is legit while the second is fake

Make sure you let your folks at home know your movements whereabouts if you eventually go for the interviews.

Try to get a pepper spray you can easily fit in your back pocket

Contact me if you need a private investigator or you need to find and locate someone

Oshey Jack Bauer

UDUJ:
Finish the story. So what happened when you got there and how did you escape?

he broke down in tears, then saw a bushrat running across the useless road. His anger rose and he pursued it with his last strength, killed it and roasted it, then he ate it to regain his strength lost from the trekking . Then continued home

jieta:
That woman was a torn on so many private school, i remember a scenerio which played out back then. During WAEC i can't recall the year, there was a school close to the popular akara junction in warri where students always pass in flying colours with the help of the school machineries.

But on this particular day, after the students has finished writing there paper, normally the exam was to take about two hours but it takes them less than one hour to finish the exam and there were allowed to go home. surprisingly Veronica paid unschedule visit to the school she was surprised to see students going.

She Inquired from the school proprietor and he said there have finish the exam, Veronica said no there have not finish that there should call all the student back, there did call them all back but you need to see eating of biro head and grumbling.

That year was a terrible year in that school even onuwaje school in Ereku were not left out. For a long time people rearly make there papers there before i left that area

So na dis kain english u take pass

The best roads I ever jogged in my life, so far was Ebonyi roads, precisely Abakaliki. From Oshimigbele street, down to Presco junction, by world trade center or something like that, down to government house roundabout, then down mile 50/kpiri-kpiri road, then down through G hostel road and back to Oshimigbele street. The roads were damn lighted, sleek and safe back then. Imagine jogging as early as 5:00am and not feeling unsafe! I jogged 2 straight hours. Once my tummy started protuding, I give myself 3 days jogging and I'm back to shape. God!!!!! I missed that place. Abuja is useless.
Now my bele dey big everyday and I feel useless ni tori olorun

Ishilove:
It reminds me of my service year. That year was the most miserable year of my short life as, like you I'm an introvert and I couldn't relate with the locals as they were housewives and cocoa farmers who barely spoke English. Other corp members were a bit of a distance from the village where I resided so I was always alone, battling goats and talking aloud to myself. In that village I realized why goats are called 'stubborn', was toasted by almost every walking male, and of course, for the first time discovered it would be very easy to have multiple boyfriends. I however did not choose that kind of dirty life so I endured intense loneliness.

You have to change your environment because you will be miserable. Don't bother looking for who you can relate with, just change your environment. Change it!!! I speak from experience. Change it!!! I cannot speak English too much. CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!

IntersexSherry:
well the prick looks odd and the position too

I see! I saw!

IntersexSherry:
its not fake. Stop being ignorant

Prove him wrong by ripping off that boxer shorts

falcon01:
I tell ya she's a scam, abeg Men let's be Honest, Naso prick dey do for Nika?

paulolee:
stopped reading when I saw "known him for 6 years"....meaning he have been friendzoned for dt long all in d name of bestie??
and even after dt long time you are still not sure about dating him abi??
some guys dey this life o, that gee is a simp n dnt need a girlfriend so pls leave him in dt zone n dnt gv him promotion to EPL since he isn't sharp...
Mrs op, na people like u be d reason why naija no dey go forward, 6yrs in friendzone n i know say u go follow dey insult buhari for keeping naija stagnant after 6yrs even If una two na almost d same..

Wickedfacts:
Please, delete this trash and apologise to the OP.

May I ask why u said this?

tishbite41:
Classic.

You cannot be sponsoring terrorism and begging for foreign help at the same time.

So that's the symbolic meaning? Chai see ppl wey know book. I had to read it again to see ur explanation of it.

Colonelswitz101:
My message is not for Fo0ls...

Omo e enter o

NwaAmaikpe:




My friend Teslim always knew it was his mother-in-law that was behind the new insolence of his wife Barakatu and the woes in his marriage.

She won't cook, she won't clean, she won't submit and she won't let him have peace. It became worse each time she visited her mom.

Then one faithful day, Teslim received a call from his mother in-law offering to get an Alfa that will pray for his home and counsel his wife so there will be peace at last.

Teslim told her, "as long as you keep controlling Barakatu and interfering in our home, no Alfa in the world can bring us peace".

I still don't know how this nonsense I wrote is related to the subject matter, but even our Lord Jesus Christ spoke in parables.

If it's not ment, then what is it?

Officialgarri:
Emotional children again.
I've only asked a harmless question just to get myself informed and you re already swearing for your father.

Ignore those idiots. That's how educated illiterates behave

ecomalchemist:
Na Desmond Idiot, sorry Elliot....cause am.

Imma keep it one hunnid with you bro, no one really cares about what you going through. I understand that your current state is quite pathetic.

Nigeria is hard, you have to go the extra mile to make a living due to the economic state of things.

You don't need to seek the validation of total strangers on a public forum, if everybody carry thier problem come here for round table, you go thank God for your own.

Why are you feeling down ?

Life is short so ginger yourself....Time + Chance
Happens to us all. Rich + Poor..las las everybody go kpai.

50 : 50 life na dice.

Best you go to a tech school and learn hot skills (web Dev, Ecommerce, Mini Importation, digital marketing, UI / UX design, copywriting, funnel hacking and graphics design).

Work remotely and earn in foreign exchange, stay blessed.

My good friend, OP is not seeking public validation. Listen carefully to the tone of his post and u would know depression is seizing him violently and he's choking in his struggles against depression. Self-validation in this Nigeria of today, especially among the youths is almost impossible. I've worn OP's shoes before so I know what he is going through

Nazgul:
Op take this advice...if at all you have HIV, it will still be on window period, so you're most likely going to test negative if you decide to go to the hospital.

The best thing to do is to call the girl in question and take her to the hospital for test...then prepare yourself for whatever the outcome will be.

So the lesson in this story is "beware of meek looking ladies"

JungleJustice01:
I don't mean to stereotype her denomination. Deeper life members strike me as meek and reserved. It was one of the characteristics that attracted me to her in the first place.

So ur sexual fantasy is knifing a meek babe . Ahhhhh!!!! e don clear for my eye now

JovialJune:
What is the significance of telling us she is a deeper life girl? To cast negativity on the church as a whole? Or to paint ladies from that church as immoral forgetting she's just an individual among many? Why not also tell us her tribe so we'd know you're not only a d*g, but also a bigot.

In other words, u be deeper life babe too

habsydiamond:
The human mind is very delicate atimes.. If works with ur body because of ur guilt to make u think u have the disease whereas u may not even when u are seeing some symptoms... Ur guilt can push u to depression if u are not careful... Go and test urself and be relieved.... If u have it start medication, if u don't desist from such act cos ur wife does not deserve such for her decency. Zip up op

e don tey wey I see this meme