₦airaland Forum

iamyemiakins:
Na fufu, plantain and crayfish wey dem don bundle rigidly dem dey transport for ur area. Na why e never happen be that

Explorers:
A transport truck carrying pizza.

Namdeenero:
The funny thing about this post is that it’s in food section

majamajic:
They are very few, I prefer a teacher or a designer . My neighbor wife is a nurse she always come back in the morning , or sometimes all day shift

The guy dey keep girls over night or during her day shift , without any fear .
The job is as good as watch night job , they also do it with bitterness and wickeness . U will witness this one day . Am talking about Nigeria ones ooo

Okunga:
As seen yesterday @ Ajah

Iyaebe:
I used to spill truth to my parents plus the ones that does not even concerns me and they won't beat me.Back then,the only way my dad will know all that happened when he was away was just to get me a lot of goodies when coming back,as soon as I follow him to his room,just know that I'll spill everything before coming out even when my brothers have already begged and bribed me not say anything. Well,they started hiding everything from me but I was a pain in their neck.

Ryda:
Lalasticlala in 3.2.1...

NwaNimo1:
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petsey:
Lol... no be now adays

Playthepianos:
Yeah, it happenedbto me precisely thirteen years ago when I was in secondary school. That time , bullying in all government school in Lagos was at its lpeak.

I was in JSS2 when one tall fat senior enjoyed bullying me and my two friends, becayse we were small.

When it was too much, I reported to my parents. The next day, I was shocked to find my father in school before assembly.

When the teachers agreed to show him the senior bullying his son, I beat the hell out of the bastard, slapped his head and teeth and warned him never to bully me again. Yes, it was me that did all that to the bully because I was my dad and mum.

I deserve some accolades.

When I got to SS3, I decided to bully my juniors because I was bullied when I was a junior. Guess what - I bullied them. I bullied one fine newcomer girl to be my girlfriend but she didn't flinch. Unfortunately, her father was a policeman so he came two days later for me before assembly again. When I was told some policemen were in school for me (I was a prefect but I was going to school late..e no concern me), I ran away.

Me wey be odogwu those days.

Today, Ladies and gentlemen I am very tall and no one can bully me.

I rise. Court!

iamyemiakins:
You dare bully my kids and Imma pull up in the school like this, to instill everlasting fear in you!

bright007:
@silanka:u have an average score,so just put more effort in ur pume $ u will be glad u did.
You can combine waec $ neco in uniben but u should have d originals if u wrote ur exams more than 2 years ago.

whalley676:
Yoruba will say.......ole gbe, ole gba. Collect properties from thieves and landed on another thieves hands

adeniyi997:
If you see this do me a favour kindly subscribe to my channel. The goal is 500 at 224

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfgq2MncPJY

EXLOVER:
Why is her breast still standing?


I know this girl is guilty but you can't tell me that breast is guilty.

Kobojunkie:
But since God does not take Jewelry away from folks , it means God no get anything to do with anything wey this woman talk at all.

Africans and their fake modesty!

fourboys:
God no go give us this kind woman

ReoCoker:
How can you be a father figure in the lives of your children when your name is VIVIAN?

How can you get the respect from your wife when you're a full blown weakling both in Italy and Nigeria?


Some women are evil, but this man is a MUMU.

Ammishaddai:
All simps on Nairaland , I hope you have your pen and paper with you to take notes . As you can see , this was a man who married for the sake of love and affection , now look where it landed him . Imagine, he is now a prisoner of his past stupidity , and it would take a miracle for him to escape this without going back to square one. So the moral of the story is this : don't get married without a prenuptial agreement, but it's best to remain as you are . After all, nobody ever died from being single

SILENTandSMART2:
hahahaha

buhahahaha



kikikikikiki


hehehehehe


kakakakaka

hahahaha

HoluGraze:
Boss that relieve you get after the action, gives you hope that you will overcome thereby preventing the soul from escaping and abandoning the body to face this harsh economy.

HoluGraze:
I can't imagine sitting on WC relieving yourself and thinking about how to overcome this bloody and drastic economy, then a snake will appear and attack your joystick (the only thing that is keeping the body and soul together and bringing happiness to body) thinking that its a rat.

Richy4:

How do I define this method now for it to sound polished
Ok it is a process by which an individual excretes using a nylon bag/material... After use, the individual throws/ flings the waste product to the nearest bush/ over the wall like the shotput.. It could fell anywhere.

SiggyNG:
Senior Wizard sir, tell us more...

Ameboperoo:
It's like I'm confused here.
I have read the article over again vis-a-vis the statement few days ago, but each time I get more confused.
Can someone explain to me in pidgin English?
Honestly, I'm confused

Righteousness2:
When you Close your eyes in Death without JESUS Christ, you will know and Understand who needs treatment!

15ssDRIVE:
Na Calabar Buyer dey end most dogs here

Righteousness2:
Beautiful and touching last Moments with their pets.

As For we Humans, the Sweetest and Loveliest Death to Die is to Die or Depart with JESUS Christ.

There is nothing as Sweet and Glorious than to close your eyes in Death and open it in Heaven to see JESUS with HIS Hands wide open and saying " Welcome Home my Son! Welcome Home my Daughter!

This is the Greatest accomplishment in Life.

garriAndsugar:
Clitocratic government always favouring clitorical people trading clitocurrency..

Bola146:
Nobody is a saint, but where there is no law, no sin! No wonder bastards are too much now beat the hell out of her, don't ever start what you can't continue