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divinecode101:
I am a winner and respect Bishop Oyedepo so much, but I think he missed it this time, this is trash he is saying at this time.

Even in the US, UK, Israel etc, they respect Government laws an they follow the rules, can he say this trash in UK and he is not fined?

His comments appear as pure rvbbish

May God heal the world, Amen

hakeem4:
Abeg who is This bald headed eagle man trying to threaten?

Prechgold1180:
Best feeling

My mum go dance and sleep for ground

Best Christmas package for that woman

Meanwhile
FTc on new year Eve

Satan you are a bastard
Mynd44 you are playing with me dangerously

To all nairaland family I wish you the best

Special advise
Nur too spend today / tmr remember say January Nur dey quick dey finish


Lasticalala I need an estimate of all the snake you ate this year

Bush meat grill
Change work

Boss slawomir. Try reduce ur weed


Pastor righteousness preaching is not all about putting fear in the heart of your readers try teach the good side of the kingdom of God

To all upcoming nairaland celebrities I greet u o


At dis junction I beg to off my mic

NwaAmaikpe:




See enjoyment.
This is communal living in its purest form.
Couples sleeping in the open in the midst of other couples and plenty opportunities.

They say that when life gives you lemon-grass, turn it to agbo.
The men there could turn this misadventure to a memorable Christmas adventure by trying out wife-swapping.
(Imagine the thrill from shagging your neighbor's wife and watching your own wife moaning to his vicious ramming amidst sporadic gunshots from frustrated Boko Haram miscreants)

Never underestimate these wives; there is a drop of sluttiness in everyone of them especially in the dark.

I once attended a church camp and I saw shege when the lights went off.
Only God knows how many preeks some wayward wives gobbled up that night once their lazy righteous husbands slept.

doggedfighter:
I'm ,just want to check the weight

doggedfighter:
That Amazon charger there is trash .

Send that bag of rice here. I want to check something.

Scarrr:
What's hard in telling a lady u only want her as a friend and nothing more..they do it Everytime na..I'm sure that particular babe said something similar to one unlucky guy recently ......
Don't b a chicken

double0seven:
Such a great honour bestowed on Tope Alabi by Bishop Oyedepo.

Jashub:
Blood of God

Professorcplus:
Your sense of humour is low.

Professorcplus:
Mine has reduced but let me share a recent experience with you. One evening before I went to bed, I decided to wash my dirty white singlet and hung it above the shower rail in the bathroom. I usually switch off the light before sleeping but this time I couldn't detect if the light switch was turned on or off because NEPA refused to do the needful. Out of fatigue, I left the bathroom door open and went to bed which is opposite to the door but extreme end of the room.

I don't know how long I have slept, but suddenly felt a cold breeze with eolian sound. I opened my eyes but couldn't move all I could see was a very bright blue cloud with an angel carrying a sliver trumpet. I forced myself to fly up but I couldn't. Can this truly be RAPTURE . I was still in fear of making heaven when I finally gained conscious.

Haa. NEPA is at work again. OX standing fan rotating at its highest speed; the white light in the bathroom illuminating the terracotta bathroom blue tiles on the wall and the singlet looks like an angel with the shower hose head looking like trumpet. Nigeria is hell itself especially in this Buhari era. I can't wait to Japa to heaven like US or Canada.

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TGM2015:
Right. Screenshots of the reliefs granted, rejected and requested attached.

Angelfrost:
Mr. Op, stop this pedantry and trying to be smart by half, please!!!

Everyone knows the literal meaning of Bride Price!!!... You are the one who seems ignorant of the contextual meaning here.

When people complain of "Bride Price" being high, of course they are referring to the entire ridiculous demands from the Bride's family.... They merely lump it all conveniently into a single term "Bride Price"!!! This is quite simple na!

No offense sir, I honestly don't see the real point of this thread!!!

Fahdiga1:
This double mouthed short deceitful imp should shut up. does he think we believed him and his lying party in the first place. he should be telling this to his zombies not sane Nigerians

AkaraAndBread:
Looking at
1. the triangular head,
2. the short neck and muscular body as well as 3. estimating its length (roughly) from the photo,

this is a viper of the specie Bitis gabonica (the Gaboon viper).....and the girth around the middle suggests that it recently ate something and was probably trying to digest it when you ran in to it. It was too lethargic to mount a defence.

Count yourself lucky.....if you trampled on it when its belly wasn't bloated this post will not have been on Nairaland. Na your obituary wey we for dey read.

PS: Better clear your compound and sprinkle kerosene everywhere. You do not want to have another one within your vicinity.

clarocuzioo:
The guy shouldn't have beaten her. I condemn domestic violence in it's entirety.


There's no justification whatsoever for this kind of beating.

But please i urge everybody to try and hear from the guy also before making comments. It will help us all.

Ifenyinwa just gave her own side of the story, how about the guy's side.

Six years ago when the wedding came up, we were so sure a day as this will come.

This girl shouldn't for any reason bring this to social.media. there's a family to report and families will handle this.

If we start saying things about her on social media, days will not be enough for her Chronicles.

Where do we even start? Do we start from her toxic mother getting pregnant for another man and pining it down on her father, later she will openly tell the whole Irette community that her husband is.impotent and that Ifenyinwa's father is different from her husband?

Do we start from her toxic mother terrorising the peaceful Irette community that earned her the popular name " TRANSFORMER," meaning when ever a transformer blows, everywhere will be calm. That name came about when her mother fought a mobile policeman and injured him seriously in the ear.

Do we start from her father grabbing the properties of her late elder sister till date claiming it's his ?

Do we talk about her mother travelling to Ijebu Ode for some stupid juju, only to have a terrible accident at St. Helen's Catholic Church Irette few minutes to her home?

Do we even talk about her mother confessing to terrible things she did , before her death?

Do we start talking about her early days in Bishop Lasbrey Girls Secondary School? Where when her father gives her school fees, she will put it in am envelope , and tell her classmates that her father from Abuja just sent her money, meanwhile her father is a driver in Owerri.

Do we talk about her promiscuity at early stage. In life? Let her kindly explain the circumstances that brought about " DADDY TAKE IT EASY IT IS PAINING ME". Her sexual escapades abound as a student in Bishop Lasbrey, her school mates can attest to this.

Do.we even talk about the illicit affair she was having with a certain prominent man from Irette who was also spraying her money during their wedding that people who knew what's up were laughing at the husband?

Do we talk about her wayward way of dressing even after her wedding?

There's a reason why Igbos around did not marry her, because when they ask questions and make enquires, they know she's just a girlfriend and not a wife.

It's unfortunate this guy used a girlfriend for a wife.

For anybody that cares to know more about this girl, please visit Onwu's compound in Irette, Owerri , Imo state and ask about her, you will understand better the kind of toxic personality she is.

NB : I am not holding brief for the husband. I am just seeing his picture for the first time now.

DesChyko:
I remember hating my Further Maths teacher. It all began when someone threw something at me from the front of the class. I retaliated but missed my target and it landed in front of the class.

The teacher asked me to leave the class and go kneel down in his office. I left the class but refused because the first offender wasn't asked to do the same.
I think I saw the apartment before hell that day . I hated him then because I saw all he did as unfair.

Now that I think of it, I was being disobedient and one of the most basic rules then said 'obey before complaints.'
In my sentimental state then, I forget this basic rule. I hated him out of consideration. What if the coconut shell had injured him? That was some real childish exuberance.

Righteousness89:
If you think what she is saying is a Joke! Then you need Deliverance Because your destiny may have been Diverted by those like Her littered all over the land..

Flee Fornication! Flee Immorality!
You will be Saving yourself from a Whole lot..

osamz007:
IF THAT BIRD VENTURE LAND FOR PORTHARCOURT DEM GO CHOP AM WITH BOLE AND HEINEKEN

fykes:
oga righteousness, you and your ilks represent a pariah truth in today's Christendom; that those who have the passion for the gospel are largely unlearned in rightly dividing the words, largely led by passsion or emotions in your "work for christ". while those who by receiving the grace and diligent "walk with Christ" are somewhat wary of being teachers and instructors, seeking first to prove everything by their own experience and in their own lives lest they be given to heresy and bear false witness.

Lovelies1:
You are shifting from goalposts. Nobody talk about civilization, Egypt and many other countries arise, Even after Babylon, Persia Greece but non was dominion like them, they invade your land, fight you to the bone till you submit to their dictatorship rule, just as Britain force the almagation of Nigeria against the will of the people.

So this empires have say, they don't dialogue with any country. They take everything by force. Do you hear of any country no matter how strong seize some percentage of the world and dictate how they should run their affairs.

The Israelites pay taxes to ceasar of Roman empire

Lovelies1:
You are talking about civilization

Civilization is different from power dominion or colony

Many nation's listen to the order of the king of Babylon

And don't quote pass the Bible, God said through Daniel that Babylon is the head and didn't mention Egypt

MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Bros see eeh, you know that same place wey u stay baff? ... jejely go back there go collect your cloths.

I mean, trek again go meet Sai Baba for your treatment.

Lovelies1:
Please guys don't let USA presidential election confuse you

I think eyes should be on Great Britain

First throne Babylon
Second throne Persia/medes
Third Greece/Rome
Fourth Great Britain or better still United kingdom

Britain according to report colonize almost 80-90% of the nation's in the world

Please don't quote me without opinion of your
And shut up, if you don't have any meaningful say

LordofNaija:
Uptil now nobody wan talk wetin kill this lady, even the mama sef. Nawaoh Abj, hmm

Humblesam:
Hahaha...but that's not fair. Life is deep and no one can tell tomorrow.

Olayinka8793:
I don't think l have ever been broke in the true sense of the word in my entire adult life as l am still single with no marital responsibility and my modest barbing saloon business ensures that money flows in everyday, no matter how small even if na 1k l made on a particular day.
But l remembered when l was still a teenager that just finished secondary school and went to live with an elder bro of mine in another state.
As per say l dey live with him and depend on him those times, it is not funny at all anytime he goes broke cos the type of job he does is not one that bring money consistently.
I don experience bastard hunger so tey l ate nothing from morning to night with no hope for the next day.
I don drink garri thrice a day for two days straight until God saw us and provided money for better foodstuff.
We bought foodstuffs on credit so much such that shame always catch me whenever l am sent on errand to buy garri on credit.
I no longer live with him sha and things are much better for him and me too. My greatest wish is that non of my future kids ever experience the type of sufferness and hunger l experienced, reason why l am hustling so hard now before even thinking of girlfriend despite being 27 years old.
God no go shame us.

stinjoe:
I have been there and currently, the level of me being broke is just unbearable. It sounds weird but we just had oil and salt as our dinner even to buy garri is an issue. But, hearing my sweet sister cry of ulcer do shatter my heart and I believe all this will end soon. I can't even boast of a thousand naira in my account. Honestly story long but I want those set of people, including myself to believe that once there is life, there is hope for a better tomorrow and never forget that God's plan for us all are of good and not of evil.

quisera:
Happened 2017 during NYSC
I invested all my money in MMM naso MMM crash with my past, present and future savings join NYSC loan wey I take to invest also. I almost died. Was left without a dime and all my paddy travel leave me base on August holiday, I was left all by myself with one Yoruba flatmate wey broke pass me. The saving grace I had that period was the vegetables and corn the indigenes planted round my lodge. Come see as I turn vegetarian automatically, surviving on corns and vegetables. Me and my guy eat without hope of the next meal, na as we see nai we dey chop. The guy man no fit bear the hunger again nai he zab leave me na once automatic fever hold me, I sick once. Laslas sha I got to control babe come, na she come survive me dat period. She was my saving grace. As my Yoruba guy hear say babe don show (base on say he knows she always come loaded) nai the idiot come back come follow me dey chop wetin she bring after leaving me to suffer alone. I told her to make sure she didn't give him anything to eat but base on good girl wey she be she had to plead with me to let it go.
I suffer that period sha

Humblesam:
Menh I can't forget that fateful day I had only 50 naira in my entire life and was going to Festac town from Ijesha for an appointment.
I used 30 naira for t/fare hoping I'll be back with good news but the result is a story for another day.
I trekked in the hot sun of Lagos from Festac town down to Ijesha with my mind already spending the last 20 naira on garri,groundnut and probably sugar when I get home after the long trekking but something strange happened.
When I got to Ijesha bus stop,getting ready for the final trekking to my street which is like five kilometers from the bus stop, I saw this blind man with his daughter begging, and when I looked at d man, he looked straight to my eye and was begging for something from me.
Initially when I saw that blind man, I felt very grateful that I was a lucky guy,I felt pity and decided to move on with my 20 naira, I would av given him something but it was the last one on me.
Do you know that I ve to trek back from my street after successfully getting to my house to the bus stop just to give that same 20 naira to that blind man? Because my conscience would not let me rest from that moment I set my eye on the blind man...it was telling me, "you can do better by giving that 20naira to the blind man", I thought it was a joke until I submitted.
After that I saw myself crying unconsciously, trekking back home weak,hungry and without hope, but that's not the end of my story.

The following, someone I d never believed will help me, came to my house and took me to his place of work.... Same day, I was interviewed, same day I got my appointment letter,next day...
I started working in that company and the rest is history.

supportnija:
The boy dream is to become IGP , even all those arm robber that rob bank dream is to MD/CEO of the bank, @ 11 , the boy attacked police station wear their uniform and the next thing is he said his dream is to be IGP .

gaskiyamagana:
Thanks
Muhammad's birthday is unislamic just like other practices that unfortunately Christians is not ready to listen to be educated upon. However, fighting and claiming the public holiday for it is similar to Christian's fought and claimed Christians pilgrims Board. There is no where in the Bible where Christians are enjoined to go on holy pilgrimage to JERUSALEM.. Holy pilgrimage to Makkah and holy duties of it are written in the Qu'an.