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MejiLoyon:
How the infamous 2k managed to enter this matter na him concern me.

None asked for her number.....did you inspect the 2k?

pyyxxaro:
You don enter one chance molue when nor get brake



Contact the CEO of LizardBBQGRILL, he wud employ you asap


At least you fit help am de dissect lizard and rat when e won barbecue for e darling daddy

BUSHHUNTER:
Gun battle lori iro

DubaiLandLord1:
I've miss your stories

bigcee:
Oga, keep quiet jooor. You think it's when Tom is chasing Jerry.

TheFacelessMan:
Mention me if you want to hear a real life story....

Once upon a time in a quiet European city, I had a similar encounter....

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RuddyFusion:
It is left for everyone to chat their own path, I don't ignore evil patterns.....if one notices it and ignores it, then its that person's cup of coffee

My experience - My CV did not land me those ROLES, God did

AsapTeddy:
i bet the demon that was blocking your success is the same one blocking the destinies of many unemployed graduates in Nigeria?

Kobojunkiee:
And voila !... the problem I was just addressing rears its ugly head.

Where did God specify that it is not to be rolled and with fire attached to an end to inhale and blow out smoke?

kingphilip:
for food and not to be rolled and fire attached to an end to inhale and blow out smoke which will be harmful to yourself and others

Earthkumy:
I lost their mother the very day they where born after giving birth to them through operation during the lock down, after just a year and few days in our marriage,

but today is not about what I lost, today is about what I gained and how the Lord helped my to raise them, they are plus one today join me to say a word of prayers them.

Jesus did for me

I praise him now and always

FishLaps:
AWKA , ANAMBRA STATE

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ChiefSosa:
Chukwuemeka Tunde Ahmed should please release their rabbit...

Baawaa:
The head go full pot

GIdiata:
Yea only men kill their children and parents. Nonsense

She's not the biological mother my foot

Na u dey preach end time every where.
so u no know Luke 12:53. Scam

Righteousness2:
It's Either the write up is not complete or the woman is not the Biological mother of the baby.

Be it as it may, the Little baby has left this Wicked filled world. She is right now in Heaven before the KING of kings, free from all pains and sorrows forever..

SmartProf:
Old age which is usually characterized by mental retardation has caught up with this man...it's like what a baby will suggest. If the ones not up to 100years old made a huge blunder and gave Imo state a Supreme Court governor who came 4th in an election, it means the ones that will be 100years and above [b]will declare party agents as governor(s) elec[/b]t. Maybe he wants ancestors to fill in as supreme Court judges.

festacman:
Don Jazzy is a man with good heart.

However, the whole failed marriage tale looks like poorly-scripted Nollywood movie. The more you think about it, the more hazy it is. Looks like immigration document-driven marriage shenanigans.

In any case, it is incredible that Don Jazzy and Michelle Jackson were able to keep this failed marriage secret for 18 years inspite of the fact that the marriage wasn't a secret. 18 whole years in this highly SNOOPY generation! Come on, that's as old as Rema is, no pun intended. Even Kemi Olunloyo failed us this time.

Any way, Don Jazzy remains our guy. He is our own. We will always love him.

Peace081:
Why didn't u rush to informed us when you were about to commit the sin?

PERVENCHE:
*NOTE
With all due respect, I have changed names and some too familiar details about myself out of respect for my wife to be. I know she likes to catch cruise on nairaland.

My name is Friday (of course not my real name) I am from the middle-belt. So please save your tribalism with all those una Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa insults. I met Grace(my wife to be) few years ago. It was love at 1st sight. She was everything and is still everything I had hoped a woman should be. There is this crass about her that makes her effortlessly better than any lady around her. My type in the true sense of the word. Tall, busty, curvy, sassy, elegant, personable and above all, she has a graceful soul. From the 1st date to this day, I still pinch my self like.. What in God's green earth is a beauty like her doing with a shrek like me.

But then, true perfection is always a utopia. Grace in all her graceful demeanour and aura, has a flaw; Indecision! More so, blind trust seems to be her albatross. (I swear she can even take Lai Muhammad's word to the bank) Though, I still love her; flaws and all. Her complete or should I say blind trust for me and Abigail became one of the reasons Abigail(her younger sister) has become an unending chapter in our relationship. Even though the blame of what happened squarely falls on me.

Abigail just shy off 20, is too savvy for her age. Not the outright outstanding beauty like my Grace. What ever little she lacks in beauty, she more than makes up for it in her mentality. For she is truly a smart and an intelligent girl. Just five years younger than Grace. One who expect them at least to be close and be like Asaba and Onisha but then...they are the direct opposite of each other. While Grace is the introverted shy person, Abigail is quite the extrovert and likes to make friends for Africa. It is only fair to believe their formative time in secondary school played a part in their output towards life. Grace likes to conform like most day school students. Abigail on the other hand, is the boarding school nightmare all parents hope not to experience: the deviant.

Through the 1st years we dated, Abigail was in secondary school and was never in the picture. For some odd or strange reason, Grace was not ready to fully commit. Not that I blame her or something. At 23, Most girls her age are like Alice in wonderland; they crush on celebrities and Chase childhood dreams and fantasies. The vile ones, if truth be told...tend to live out their hoė phase. At 28, I was already grounded to know what I wanted and it was Grace and marriage. Sometimes, you do all you can do but then life has a way of throwing in a curveball. More over, "No be say because I wan chop egg I go begin dey worship chicken." Sensing her shakara, I pulled the hand brakes on us and walked out of the relationship.

***2 years later***
Fortunately or unfortunately after letting go, Grace became incensed and started to want me back. I hardly do any social media at this point. Pride won't let her call me, so there was no way to send coded messages on whatsapp status to me. Being the introvert that she is and the all trusting graceful Grace, she started to send Abigil over to my place to bridge the gap. In just over two years, Abigail had changed and developed into a sexy hippie bohemian. Not that I fancy her in any erotic way or something. It's just that in our contemporary naija society where mostly everyone conforms, it is hard not to notice a bohemian.

Knowing I would do no better than Grace even with a million dollars and in a hundred years of searching, I mended fences with Grace and our relationship became stronger than ever. Over time, Abigail became a bridge between us. At first, Grace would send her over to run errands for her. After a while, it became a second nature for her to come over and fidget with my electronics. Courtesy demands you be nice to your in-laws to be and so I was nice to Abigail.

Abigail's posturing over time made it difficult for me to say no to her especially during them Nengi and Laycon days in the house. She was a fan of big brother lockdown. And would always ask for my keys to watch the silly show for she was equally as silly to be gushing over that vanity fair. Grace seems not have any issues with her coming over and I also did not for I was hardly home and God knows the sub was kinda wasting away.

There are some things in life that are not planned. They just happen! My boss at work then tested positive for Covid and we were all asked to quarantine at home. Grace still had to go to work while Abigail was always free because of the ASSU strike. Suddenly, I started to be alone with Abigail. She would come over "for big brother" around 9am and leave around 7pm in time to beat her curfew at home. It was awkward staying all day with Abigail. Grace too predictable, only comes over on Sunday. For some strange reasons, on Sundays, Abigail will never show up.

There were times, and I am sure it could just be my imagination, that she enjoyed teasing me. She would come dressed like a sister Mary Amaka from home but after a while, she would take her bath and transform into a Kardashian. Wearing skimpy cloths and heavy make-up. I tried to give her her space. I was in quarantine and therefore, had practically no where to go. I am basically the type that don't flock with co-workers and I hardly keep any friends except for Grace. I am not one to be neighbourly with my neighbours so I was stuck with Abigail all day. Humans are social animals and we tend to gravitate towards each other especially when we are alone with someone. Gradually, she won me over and I started to watch the big brother show with her. While she was rooting for Nengi after her Erica left, I was simply for Neo for he had my height. And the bond between us grew. God knows I had no vile motives and evil intentions. It is hard not to enjoy Abigail's company for she is a smart, gleeful and witty girl. While I do all the talking with Grace, Abigail on the other hand does all the talking with me and it was a welcome change.

*** D Day ***
It became obvious Abigail was not telling the truth at home. She would pick their calls and tell them she was in her female friend's house. And in the spirit of our new found big brother bond. We kept the secret. On this faithful day, it had rained all day and Nepa had struck and the plug in my generator was no good. The rain had brought with it a cool breeze and some magical thunder. Seemingly, we could not watch our show so I took a blanket because of the cold and buried my attention on my PC (laptop) re-watching season 5 of the game of thrones.

Naively, Abigail joined me and entered the blanket with me. I use the word 'naive' because I honestly do not want to qualify her as a minx. And I know she does not see me as a Justine Bieber of a crystal ball for her to be drooling at. While in that warm blanket watching the movies in such compromising position, One thing led to another and alot of that one thing opened up her Pandora's box and I... I ate the most forbidden fruit there ever was. There is no telling how wonderful making love to her was at the heat of the moment and there's no shame in the world that equates to the shame that immediately dwell and still dwells in my soul shortly after even to this day. There's a lot to blame our mistake and betrayal on. Could it just be the moment? the weather? the chemistry? the devil? (laughs) my opportunistic habit? Her feminine warmth in such close proximity? my placing a hand on her thigh and meeting no resistance? My foggy mind and grown erection? Her racing and panting heart? Her feisty zeal and deviant nature? My libido? Hers? My morals? Buhari? Herdsmen? IPOB? Sunday Igbahor? Dstv and big brother? NEPA? Game of thrones? Was she after all really a minx? In all fairness, she is just a little naive girl that does not deserve to be pilloried for my betrayal. As the adult, I should have known better and acted a lot better.

Climbing down from our lustful climax, we both knew immediately what we had done, the gravity and the implications it could have on not just us, but grace and the whole family. In the most contrite way possible, we apologized to ourselves and vowed never to repeat it again. We felt it would be better not to tell Grace or anyone and we agreed Abigail would stop coming over. I started to avoid Abigail at all cost. I did not just release cum after my despicable act with Abigail, I released every thing good in me and every form of happiness. I felt much less of a man and wished I had died as a child or better still was aborted.

I hardly could face Grace after. The more I try to ghost her, the more she held on tightly. It became awkward visiting their family house for I was not comfortable around them trusting and accepting me. Not for the fear that they would find out...just my conscience eating me up. I stayed away and made peace with my gross mistake. For over six to seven months. I did my penance and nothing happened with Abigail. I know I am in a better place now to make sane decisions about cheating. To give something back to Grace, I have vowed never to sleep with anyone till die. We know how cheating amongst married men is common these days. I no call Adekule Gold name oh!

Me and Grace are set to marry on the 17th of this April. The thing is...Abigail is her chief bridesmaid and preparation demands I see her most times. She still has a look in her eyes...dunno what to make of it. A look of blackmail? Of you could still hit it if you want? We have unfinished business kinda look? You should be paying a bride price for two look? I die inside every time I see Grace happy she again got us back to talking terms because of the wedding. Ignorance is truly bliss.

I have doubts going through with this wedding. Folks may laugh and say I chickened out because of the inflation and money, others might blame Grace. It may ruin Grace for ever. How do I do this knowing Abigail will always be family?

MejiLoyon:
For those that won't read
Chop highlights

He nack him wife to be sister.

That's all O.

JidennaJason:




"E better make person born THIEF than to born MUMU"




I rather have a marauding Fulani herdsman as a friend than to have a SIMP as a friend.

yanabasee1:
Mature Simp......

Righteousness2:
I am a Servant of GOD!
A Preacher of the Gospel Commissioned to put out the Word that will save souls.
I Believe you Shut up or by Pass what we put out if you don't need it..

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ commanded His followers to go teach the Gospel of the Kingdom of Heaven , His Truth, but this man is busy preaching a different gospel that is of this world, the kingdom of men instead, and you have the guts to declare this one speaks truth?

dannyrhymes600:
so because them wan operate your abdomen Dem go come open your prik dey look like cinema

joycedap:
this man should be advising our president

AsherAmari:
Dem no know say you dey for nairaland dey dig for snake post ap en down. lol .

Does it mean you're a full time nairaland staff? ** You don't need to reply this though**

Seun, I need a side hustle on nairaland too o... Add me to your part-time staff .

No body should ban me o. Hm.

AntiChristian:
The guy was cool. He should have given you six drums of water to convert to wine as a test.

"Oga just pretend it's a wedding in Cana and give boys sapele water"


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Why do most Christians sing worship songs and get moved then later sing earthly songs and still get moved by 'the spirit"?

Usorohtheman:
I miss her stories about her life's adventures... I love listening to her.

She was really an adventurer.