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ymstar:
The law, but I thought they have not opened court nah

chatinent:
Mine was when I went to watch a fight after lectures and the guy who was defeated badly, angry as he was just attacked me amid a hungry crowd waiting for another fight asked me in a thunderous rude voice 'wetin you stand there dey do. Ehn, wetin you stand there dey do.'
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I noticed he was signalling some boys around too to get ready. All thanks to my smartness.
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As he was resounding his question (abi threat), he was busy driving his neck left to right looking for a weapon. O boy, I no do fine boy again o, I japa when I see this guy pick one iron blender (one f-bent rod used to bend iron).
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By the way, I was in a suit after a presentation in school. The guy beside me also ran to save his life. These angry cultist boys already don pick spanner, other types of rods while some came running (clearly they were with hidden jack-knives).
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I didn't know it was a cult thing gone brutal. Worst was na main road I dey run dey find where I go find solace. I was sweating like an animal as the suit wasn't allowing me freestyle with my shoe making crazy kon-kon sound. Truthfully, tears and sweat on my face came tasting so salty down my mouth. Oh God, I was hearing their footsteps come near. Nearer, nearer.. Voices were exclaiming between the race 'manchi, enter that guy na, ' 'run that guy overboard,' this that.
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I increased my speed. I never knew until then my legs were made of steel, such speed. Mehn, we ran up to one hour and to my utmost surprise as I was already gasing out still running, they passed me UNTOUCHED. Eh? I was just standing one place confused. It was later I realized they were chasing the guy beside me.
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I was very embarrassed. I was so offed. I have never stressed myself that bad all my life. I just retired to my hostel so weary. In the morning, I was just laughing at myself. When I reach school, I just dey look people face if anyone go laugh so I go know if anyone noticed me yesterday on Temple Run.
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Please share your most embarrassing escapades in school.

Righteousness89:
813 Deaths From Ncdc Records but we all know it's way above this Number that have Gone in this Covid Matter!

Death will Come in one way or the other!

We are only here on Transit! We all Must Depart at one time or the Other!

Preparation For Eternity Should be our Watch Word!

Not all of us Alive this Very Minute will be alive This time 2moro!

Prepare! Prepare! Prepare!

Prepare your Soul For Eternity !

Without JESUS, Man is lost Forever!

Remember, There is No Repentance in the Grave!

emmaak2:
WHERE U ABLE TO SOLVE THIS ISSUE?

MegaPlayBoy:
Hello guys, I need help
I keep receiving bank alerts from access bank in the new mtn sim I bought even though I have no access bank account.
The names attached to the alerts are also different and strange
I don't know where this is coming from, should I destroy the sim and get another?

Kingsasian:
Well, what I have to say is that most men who are now married to their wives were insulted in their first approach. Most young ladies of nowadays behave the way they do because they think or feel they are at the top of the world and all men ought to worship them. But the moment they realise that their friends are getting married one after the other that is when they start taking men serious.
Since you are still feeling bitter , just let her go. That should be your pound of flesh.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Who be this child way nor know he Korean Papa

Imagine! You way just dey start life don dey arrogant
I read the whole thing...the little imp is so arrogant... na you nor know your Papa..na you still dey insult your mama land
Asked about warri.... imagine this was her reply

The only thing I have to say about Warri is that it’s an annoying and disgusting place!

Bastard daughter of a thousand father..
How i wish i even know him papa self make i bomb am through wechat....all these myung, seo, Wong, hoon, joon, Hun children self

TheArchangel:
How old is your brother?
Oga, stand your ground in that house.
Force your brother to rent a house for you by raising serious hell and at the same time appearing meek. Sleep in that room when you come back and if the wife and her sisters talk trash, raise hell. Do not budge one beat. Keep your bags in the shop but sleep in that room to avoid them messing up your things. Take the food from that pot and raise hell while doing it. When your brother comes or is around, pretend like they are accusing you falsely.
Remember self defense, beat the sh!t out of any of the sisters that touch you first. You can plead self-defense later. Do not touch the wife but remember to use your mouth to finish her. .
Do not relent. If they can be there, you can be also. It's either your brother chase you all away or peace or resemblance of it will rain in that house.

EddyRex:
NDDC is a cisspit of corruption, imagine nddc 4 over 19yr of existence can't even boast of 1km road. Portable water, standard specialist hospital, industries, human capital development n empowerment, vacational training, research institutions, quality education n re-orientations for the youths in dat region to shun cultism, pipelines vandalism, thuggery, militancy etc. Over 15trillions looted out of nddc since 2000. Their brain dead slowpoke followers will not hold their leaders accountable instead d will celebrate mediocrity. Well lets wait 4 d forensic audit.

kiddkash:
see how big the belle be like person wey wan born full grown pikin.
after stretch marks go follow.
the kind billing person go receive for school fees, text book, exercise books eeh


more grace to her though

photon3106:
No wahala. I hope say e go work for you. update me as e go o

photon3106:
Lolz Oya no vex


So what's the update?

photon3106:
IS IT NOT INFINIX S5 YOU CLAIM TO BE USING

I sincerely don't understand your analogy in No.1 but here is where you should go to find it. Go to Settings - Reset and factory reset. Look for network reset there. NOTE: DO NOT CLICK ON RESET/FORMAT FACTORY RESET. Only click on the one with NETWORK RESET. Find someone to help you if you still don't get it.

Secondly, by 'toggle' I meant you should change the option with 2.4GHz/5.⁰GHz under your hotspot settings to see if any of the option fixes your problem. Most latest android phone allows you to be able to choose either 2.4GHz or 5.0GHz for the hotspot connection.


I hope this helps.

Kalapizim:
Ok, did you have the password changed of recent ? if no, you can reset the password and try again.

photon3106:
This is a problem with your unit. Here, you can try the following:

1. Reset network settings
2. Do not set your hotspot password yet. Just restrict number of users to 1 and try connecting to it.
3. About detection, check your hotspot settings for anything that has to do with BAND. You should switch toggle that option.

If all these fail, then your best bet is CarlCare or you visit a competent technician.

Kalapizim:
Please explain further sir.

LongLife4all:
Impressive

APOPTOSIS:
U dey Laugh....
No Worry naaa
You needed to have seen me that very moment.
I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it.
This one is beyond rhetorics or play....

obataokenwa:
pls point out where I adviced that God will speak to him directly. I adviced him to pray and follow his heart.

The both of us who is the smoker now?

obataokenwa:
Since pastors have started helping you to decide who will be your wife, you're now devils play toy.

Most of those pastors don't even have a good home let alone seeing who will give u peace. Go to God in prayer and follow your heart when it comes to marriage.

Reason you're having series of dreams now is cos devil is very much interested in that ur marriage and be ready for battles.

Better shun dreams and pastors and try fast dry for two days and seek God for final decision. Those pastors are using psychology on u

kendrick9:
How does God speak?
What does he sound like?
Or are you referring to the voices in ur head?

kendrick9:
Nigerians,
Always waiting on a man with suit on an alter to tell them what or not to do.
Can't you make your decision based on your heard and heart without seeking an opinion from a so called 'man of God'?
Is the pastor a seer?
Do you think he sees the future?

LeeMason:
So common sarcasm you cannot comprehend, you see why there is no difference between you and a cow?