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Before you stepOut this morning say this

'I will reap the fruits of my labour'

Ode

gaskiyamagana:
Show us where in the Bible the Apostles celebrate Christmas and Boxing day.

I appreciate your response. It is unscriptural for the true Christians to celebrate birthdays, which includes Christmas. Birthday celebration has its origin in paganism, way back in Ejypt, where it was necessary to know the type of life a new Pharoah would lead. This was important because, the Pharoahs needed to preserve their dynasty, so if it is foretold that a particular Pharoah would be weak, something had to be done about it. Through the aid of Easterners, particularly from Tibet it was discovered that the celestial bodies (moon, stars) had a particular shape a different times of the year. This shapes over time was drawn and it is what is popularly known today as the zodiac signs. That is the reason why u see each zodiac symbol has a date period. This is known as Astrology. Astrologers believed that through the symbol formed from the shape of these celestial bodies, a person's character/future could be foretold. So it was important to know the birth date of a Pharoah. Hence, back then Pharoahs birthdays were thoroughly celebrated. Genesis 40:20
Now the third day was Pharʹaoh’s birthday, and he made a feast for all his servants, and he brought out both the chief cupbearer and the chief baker in the presence of his servants
The scriptures does not support Astrology. See Isaiah 47:13-14 where God described Astrologers as star gazers and those who worship the heavens (the moon, stars, sun). Since we now know that birthday celebration has its roots in ungodliness, we must not have anything to do with it. The scriptures at 2 Corinthians 6:17 warns us to stop touching the unclean thing, if we are to be called true worshippers of God.
Why then is birthday celebration popular among Christians? I humbly invite u to learn about this answer.

kolafolabi:
The celebration of Eid-El-Maulud is a very special day in countries professing the Muslim religion of Islam, as it commemorates the birth of the prophet Muhammad, who gave birth to Islam. This day is celebrated in Rabi' al-awwal, the third month of the Islamic calendar.

Enjoy the holiday!

Show me where in the Qu'an, Islam celebrates or supports the celebration of birthdays, even that of Mohammad (SAW)

kolafolabi:
The celebration of Eid-El-Maulud is a very special day in countries professing the Muslim religion of Islam, as it commemorates the birth of the prophet Muhammad, who gave birth to Islam. This day is celebrated in Rabi' al-awwal, the third month of the Islamic calendar.

Enjoy the holiday!

Show me where in the Qu'an, Islam celebrates or supports the celebration of birthdays, even that is Mohammad (SAW)

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Madibah:
I won't be surprised if we both meet in hell fire

Don't mind the ode . He doesn't even know what he is preaching

ArewaOduduwaBia:
I too know, u see ur life?

na dem o! Small talk wey husband go talk, e go turn wahala upon wahala! Na dem be dis

Uyi168:
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The heading is wrong jor..
Which is 'there is no single rule in English language??

This is what the heading actually reads "I am I being cheated"!?

Don't mind the block-headed Ode

Kpomosauce:
In the land of BBN in the time of Corona the destiny of all simps lies on the shoulders of a young man, his name, Oooz

Legend of the Simpson.



but she too sef don see as e dey be for body

SamuelAnyawu:
FFK Paying the Piper

Precious is not that kind of girl. I know her wella

Finally! So u are the one gbenshing her when her hubby was in EFCC cell ba? See as devil don tear ur shirt. Umu uwa mmebi

happybee:
I swore after watching that movie.

Where can I get it?

Decryptor:
Nonsense!

You were attracted to her because "She is a strong person" yen yen yen

STFU! Mister, you were attracted to her because of her bumbum and complexion!!

You will forever be remembered as the first Igbo man who had a 1:20 ratio opportunity of going to a setting where you would cash out a whooping N85m but instead chose to be distracted by "ny*sh"!

Babe was turning you up and down like a chef turns omelette in a frying pan and yet you didn't know when to man-up and back down!

She was truly into you but she noticed that you took her as your oxygen in the house and just like 90% of Naija ladies decided to capitalize on that to play you and instead of putting her where she belongs, you were busy playing bodyguard and hair-dresser for her!

Mister man, you came out of the Big Brother house with Innoson Sedan, 1 Million and a title of the National President of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) with Uti Nwachukwu and other guys who validated you and your simp-actions as board members!

I see alot of Nigerian ladies on social media saying that they wish to have a man like Ozo and it isn't far-fetched...Simply put, they wish to have a mumu and maga that will foolishly put up with their ill-mannerisms and witch-like behavior without batting an eye-lid!

When i knew this Ozo guy had lost it totally is when that Nengi was showing him s*men stains on his bed from his activity of "jerking off" while probably fantasizing about her ny*sh and the mofo was smiling sheepishly like facebook emoji and Neo was just there shaking his head in pity.

The prayer of any sensible man is never to have a son like Ozo.

O deep gan o

NaijaOlosho:
Even when Nengi told you the secret to getting her?

Nengi wants strong hands and not calm or slow pokes

Don't be supprised to later discover that nengi's boy friend is an agbero wey no get conscience and mal-handles her any how.

Be calming down na

Oizee:
Nawao, ur case is like that of someone I know, but his mum was there all tru, she sacrificed all she had. The dad was completely absent, he didn't even know when he finished pri/sec sch.
God bless d guy and he got a job, he lost his mum shortly after.
Now d dad is really in a bad condition and not that he remarried after the separation from deir mom, he wasted his life to alcohol.
He was a serious drunkard. He has 3 kids from d woman and my friend is d first born and only male. The younger ones are married, d man will be calling dem and be reporting dem to people as if he was there for them and the children are now neglecting him.
One woman told my friend that he should look at the whole thing as a challenge in life and as a test from God.
Your parent failed themselves and God, don't be like them, God will continue to protect and bless you more.
But do only what u are capable of doing and don't go extra mile for them, cuz they don't deserve it. But inorder to get total blessing from ur God, please take care of them in any little way you can but don't abandoned them, don't commit sin out of pain.

Amazing comment but would it surprise u to know that God doesn't test anyone?

Akamariner:
Tah!, no forgiveness for willingly chosing to be foolish, every other form of sin is forgivable, but not willful foolishness, it's worse than murder, let them taste from the wine they served.

If I told u that I had worse u no go believe but guess what? It's horrible to be vengeful. It messes up ur life. If we gradually learn to do things the God way, with a lot of help, we will be happy. No need getting even bro. Remember Joseph, pls.

Righteousnesss8:
Your papa..
Ajoke oniranu

u no well ah swear see as u dey para

Can't even spell right. It's Nigerian Bar. Not Nigeria Bar

heendrix:
People like Barrister George and myself are very rare and few in this country

U had to include urself werey somebody

Deicide:
so you where going through his writeup just to look for grammatical error, Nawa o.

So u were going through my write up to reply? Do u see how uselessly stupid ur response sounds?

gaius01:
Initially I don't wanna sound like a person who lack decorum but you have pull the strings to its limits. You are nothing but a nincompoop for that vituperative words you spits out. You want to show you went to school alright, but the facts is am better than you scamp. Don't ever cross my line pig brain.

If it's English you are saying wdf has English place you, an entertainment show or as a newscaster?

If you have the gut to reply, then read my signature probably that will sound a warning to that your tiny scrap brain.

I earlier warned you I dont wanna sound rude so receive it in good faith.

So according to u, I opened the door to ur crase, abi? . lemme open the window to ur crase, maybe u go run enter market this time. Those, spat, I'm, comma or exclamation comes after that word, placed, guts.
Ahhhh there! Read aloud to urself. I've been busy with work. That's why i just saw ur reply. Now make sure u read those corrections, drink water, kunu or whatever u prefer and u go know book wella, ehn

gaius01:
Look at what we got?

An English teacher I see, that's a simple typo to over look but it's alright.

What you wrote above can't help or add an inch to you. You should rather focus on productive things rather than Spoting people's mistake on each sentence they wrote. I don't wanna sound rude. Good morning and do have a nice day.

It was no typo, u are just too dull to make a grammatically correct sentence in English language, as long as the one u made that is replete with grammatical blunders.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh


I hope this one hit front page

No wounder the other BBnaija team mate (forgotten her name) couldn't answer a simple questions. You know have chat and talk to smart ladies some don't fine list you mention enthusiastic. It's only few but out %1OO girls in Nigeria only 45% can keep smart nice convo or chat. They don't engage in chat/convo often because they will see it as been low or cheap so they rather use pride to cover up in thier ignorance. The more they engage in smart discussion it's tend to broaden their logical and intellectual curiosity to learn and practice well.

Smart one who cannot tell the simple difference between "I've" and "have". What a shame

kurupt1:
Nice movie script

Everything about the plot is uselessly Nollywood. Shey OP join those cult boys wey burgle the guy room. If not how e take know. Shey the Landlord na OP papa, if not how e take see the years wey comot the man eye. Why OP dull like this

Built2last:
Mine is NKJV


IF TITHE AND OFFERING IS THE PROBLEM! STOP PAYING!

I am appalled by the recent enormous attack on churches and pastors. Mostly by people who probably have never paid tithe or may have not given to churches in recent years. They jump on the wagon and irrationally begin to vituperate on matters they have no clue about.

People dont have food, water, electricity and no jobs, they ignore their governors, senators and FG and spend time discussing pastors and judging them on how they spend money. Politicians still your tax with brazen audacity and you do nothing. You are not a member of the churches you attack online, the pastors have never invited you, his members have not come to complain to you before, yet, you complain more than those who give in church.

My conclusion is that you are insanely frustrated and looking for where to poor it. Most Christians are on tin line between unbelief and atheism. If tithe and Offering is your problem, stop paying and serve God with all your heart and serve God truly. Focus on doing personal ministry as you ate led by God.

Jesus commanded you and I to preach the gospel and save SOULS. Can you boast of consciously preaching to anyone this year and leading them to Christ, follow up the person and ensure the person matures to become a disciple? I bet you haven't, in your myopic mind, the only people Jesus commanded to do the work is pastors. Yet, when we ask for true believers you raise your hand. Note, Go ye into the world is a command to all of us. Not a suggestion. What is stoping you from going? Stop hiding behind your keyboards to vent your frustration on pastors.

Pastors are not the reason Nigeria is not working. American pastors have more mega churches, some pastors in America have airstrip in their houses. America is working. The people face their government because they pay tax to the government. In church people wilfully give. Your frustration is that mega churches have money and are spending the money. You forgot that these churches did not become mega in 2020. These were churches started in the back side of town in the 1980s. These men, prayed, laboured, toiled, were disappointed and at some point felt like giving up. At that time, starting a church, pastors were seen as non entities. 35 years later, that little vision has grown by virtue of diligence and hard work. You throw away those years of them paying the price and type rubbish on social media. Focusing your attention on tithe and Offering.

Have you forgotten that millions of churches like them started and didn't last up to five years. Some lasted but the pastors are so indebted that they can't pay their children school fees. Not everyone will succeed in same way. I pay my tithe, give Offerings and you are more frustrated than me who is giving and not complaining. Is it your money? Have I come to beg you before? Are you normal. Pastors are not your problem or the reason for Nigeria's lack of development. You drive a good car, how come you drive a good car and there are family members yours that are trekking. There are widows and orphans in your neighbourhood. You shouldn't drive a good car. Sell it and trek to work. Give all you make to support every poor person in your family and neighbourhood. That's the kind of life you want pastors to leave and you will be happy...You won't sell your car because it makes life convenient for your work, for your family and social status. Pastors also buy these jets because it makes ministry easy for them. Some of them may need to be in 4 countries in a week preaching. Imagine queuing up in every airport and jumping connecting flights.

A jet is to a mega pastor what your mercedes is to you. It's about convenience and tool for ease of work. Get that into your head and work hard. Pray that God will bless your hustle. Learn to mind your business...

.If you feel some pastors are mismanaging their church fund, pray for them in love. God is the ultimate judge. He will test everyone's work at the end. I am not the chief registrar of heaven to know which pastors is eating church money or not. I have my own sins, that's my concern not pastors.

Why didn't u type all these in KJ English?

Emu4u2c:
Nwa Amikpe is the most popular naira lander believe me and you will be surprised who he is in reality.
He is one of those big time politicians(watch this space for future references)

I suspect he is Mazi Gburugburu on twitter

updatechange:
Some do use voodoo o ... They blow on you a charm (powder) through your window and immediately it falls on you, it's bye bye as you're about to travel a long distant journey.
That's why some even get liver to cook and fry in your house before leaving

olawalepopoola:
She hates because she was not allowed to control their home. A friend of mine is in that situation now.

Just relocate to a very far state. Stay there with madam, born pikin, do everything for ur life there. Communicate with home only when necessary and when u do, just 5 words should be enough. Keep mute to any inquiries as to ur precise location or status. Send money home, when u can and when u must. Dem go cry dey find u to tell u sorry.

marvelphysics:
I taught it was caused by all these space shuttles landind and crashing on the moon that caused it
May we not go and carry the wrong organism to another planet where it will mutate to aliens that wil wipe us out IJN

I can imagine running away from the aliens, with ur new TV on ur head, shouting Jesu o! Jesus ehh!!!!

dukeprince50:
I am asking how I can flee, wat strategy should I use?

Use the one Joseph used. It's not out of date

Deborah98:
Hmmmmmm may God's will be done in America that's all I have to say...

God's will is to eradicate every form of evil from the earth which the government of man cannot do.