₦airaland Forum

hisexcellency34:
Flights seats are number. Prof. Soyinka should have requested for a seat by the window when booking the flight. The young man just insisted on his fundamental rights but i think he should have reasoned with those who pleaded with him and let the old man be.

The guy must be a true blooded Igbo guy. We are not asslickers. We know our rights and stand by it

If I were the one in the young man's seat, u would not be spilling this crap from ur kola rusted mouth. Even the topic would likely read: "fight nearly broke out between two rascals over plane seat". M.O Abudu and her kock sucking, boot licking, balls smoothening gang would be raving about young Nigerians who have lost every sense of simple procedure. Even M.O. would pull a Kanye on all of u supporting Wole, if u wr the ones in her seat. Bloody buncha hypocrites

donbachi:
If u no go fit pound for mortar,my brother pound for ground.

I don for laf here o

vedaxcool:
While the number is staggering, the lost of a single soul is most painful.

But we know there has been a downward trend in the number of people who were killed in violent crimes.

In the US, in 2019 alone over 6000 people have been murdered and they are not in a state of war. Nigeria will surely sooner than later get to a time where violence and violent death are stopped.

How can ppl just wake up to talk crap? What exactly are th indices that informed this crass reasoning?

movingclouds:
They carry the dead ants so that lazy youths like this OP won't use their pant..

. Dope rhymes

I guess the House of Lords' decision in Re Eve didn't play a role in this decision.

Xisnin:
Who released you from Yaba left?
Animal!

Too bad u couldn't counter my position with extant laws. So who's the customer of yaba left?

Tedpgrass:
Papa thinking...... "what desecration is going on"... "anomaly"..... "A serious taboo"......

Alu eme

This cleric looks like a soji man o

Xisnin:
At the bold, why will you as a lawyer be encouraging statutory rape?

Statutory rape kee u dia! Where is that statute in th North that says 16 year old geh cannot go consent to rape. Abi ur dead brain no tell u say for North, consent age na 14 years and for south na 16 years? Oloriburuku somebody.

Xisnin:
Yes, that is why he is in jail.

Wr u the one who held her legs open for the boy. Bia nwa kpara onwe gi dia o

koonbey:
I'm aware that sexual intercourse with a minor is a crime but "impregnating a student"? Really?

The girl is not even a minor, according to the Penal Code (Northern criminal laws). The age of consent to sex, in the north is 14 years. In the south, it is 16. So what is the basis for this rubbish. Chai some judges never see fire o. Ah swear, I go Bury that judge, if I do the mata. It's not even rape. Then look at the second offence: "impregnating a student". Dan boro ba

OP, wat exactly have u told us that Ubi did here in relation to this Chioma's issue now? Where is the connection here? Ur foolishness and illiteracy is ijebu garri and zee world, put together. Oponu

Chai

GoldChest:
Yep

I eat early .

Omo na so I be bfor o! Early momo, 5am, I don dey chew. The one wey dey sweet me pass before, na okro or Ogbono soup wey dem never warm. Now to even chop by 8/9am now na wahala. Kai! Man don dey take style old fo this buhari era o

Notatribalist:
I am very sure you are not a vegetarian,meaning you eat chicken and cow meat.What makes you think cow and chicken deserve to be killed and eaten but Antelope does not deserve same?you hypocrite

Ontop anoda person pepper soup wey the person dey use chilled beer step down, nai una dey shout for unasef like this? Chai

Enyimbamercedes:
So everything from the bush is bush meat?
You enter the bush to defecate, get spooked by some strange noise and in blind panic you run out and get hit by a car. Does that make you bush meat?

That would make him a bush boy, bush geh, bush child or bush baba

livebyday:
My crush

Whatever happened to your online blog? I used to like reading those write ups.

Do you still do them?

Puna searching format. Jus look at ur life

Garrieveryday:
Lol. It happened to me too and I told the woman we are not going anywhere today. Guess where it happened? In Keke Napep.

Werey ni e . Ma change e fun e ni

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lefulefu:
hahahaha

lefulefu:
aghh u don see person wey fat pass dis man ...haba .a guy wey too obese is suppose to marry a slim babe..same as a very fat lady so wen dem go born pickin weight go dey balanced.

Oluwa o! Nai b say for night, neighbours no go dey sleep o. The Kai snoring wey go dey comot that house ehn. Ego be like wr crowd of hippopotamus dey fight community fight

Occupier's liability. Reminds one of the cas cas Wheat V. Lacon

bestman09:
While a president of a country is required to produce a school cert, NEPA bill, or bread label

Abeg no kee me with laf dis morning o

akmaldini:
Bro,I know mind if you recommend one for me ooo...

Na now u go know say e dey lie. Which office. U don catch am put am for high jump

BluntBoy:
Is it an abomination for a woman to foot bills?

Supposing the man showed financial commitments before marriage but then loses everything later, should the woman run?

Make I join the fight . That man is a black goat on suit

Generalwoodz:
Elephant: come lemme press small na
(girl introduces bobi)

girl: but press it small small baba Ele

elephant: okay

girl: ewo!! take it easy naaa. my nipple dey pain me
(girl attempts to run)

elephant:I don miss that that bobi die
"pls come lemme press again"
I will hand over my remaining trunck...I dont care!
(did you notice that baba Ele has only one trunk?)

Girl: ooooo...okay

Elephantnow attempts to suck the bobi) I cant lose my remaining valued trunk just for pressing only ...lemme suck abeg

Girl:No No no sucking...the bobi has been paid in full..I dey go deliver apple to a shithole country nextweek...

to be continued when she lands in Naija

LMAO @ baba Ele

tstx:
He's a guy... So I'm guessing PORN





Nah. It can't be weed

Then, soapy, it is

tstx:
He's a guy... So I'm guessing PORN

Me, I was thinking soapy and weed

Starkid3010:
Wow op this post really changed my life.... Thanks for sharing

So u are one of those unscrupulous entities masquerading as doctors abi? If not, how else would this post have changed ur life?

stano2:
It's alright, it's just a phase and you will get over it.
Some of my friends i entered the university before them are all serving now but i can't come and kill myself. I have no choice than to be happy for them.
Some situations i found myself in caused it, i can't even afford the money i owe the school during clearance.

Guy, dis ur meme no b here o

When I was thinking he is now a keeper