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lilfreezy:
Journalists will not kee me

Ahswearugod

Tecno66:
which cup? The one we them take drink water today?

Be like say na spoon e wan be talk . Who dash monkey yansh

Carlyboi:
bro hope you don’t have comprehension issues lol?he meant returned,in that context he was actually correcting the troll’s grammar.

Ah dey teh u. Chai! Between dis guy and the troll, I no know who beta pass

OP may ur preek never rise for lying that Genevieve replied.

MotivateUrself:
I've said it before, "Nigeria as a country needs to shutdown for maintainace"



And this bet9ja scammer above me, your preeq won't ever rise in this life again!

Oluwa o! Isn't that too much. His preek was not involved in the scam na

All I can say is Oyoyo . Peppered snake with vegetable soup and beer, on my mind

femi4:
correct

Water does not come into or leave planet earth. Water is continuously transferred between the atmosphere and the oceans. This is known as the global hydrological cycle. This system is a closed system. There are no inputs or outputs.

This is a clear indication of the scientific accuracy of the bible. Even when men believed that earth was flat, the bible said it was circular. When the Greeks believed that Hercules was the one who held the world in place, as assigned by Zeus, the bible stated that the earth was suspended on nothing. This is why Romans 1:20 says that creation itself bears witness to qualities/existence. This tells us that the bible is a book of credible beliefs and it can answer itself

LuciferTruth:
This is good news for men.


1. Men who earn N200k don't want them either.

2. Unfortunately for them, when they finally realize this, they have already been overfucked and age is no longer on their side so they run back to the N50k guys and find out they now earn N200k.

3. They waste more time trying to get back into the good books of these ex-50k dudes and get dumped for a younger girl eventually.

4. Next, they lower their "standards", abandon all protocol & force themselves on anything with a preeq that they can find (including goats).

5a. They finally get married to a gorilla then the marriage crashes less than 5 years later due to a combination of their barreness, foul behaviour and the gorilla's beastly nature.

5b. They fail to settle down and become Nairaland evening newspaper feminists, ranting and attacking every male moniker to compensate for the pain they feel deep inside.

6. Suicide.




*spits

Guy why? He even had 5(a) and 5(b). Dis is too early for me to be lafing madly na

AMI3:
she want her ass to big and get shape. u never know the magic behind women sitting on the floor to eat

U donminit

starbuck:
Foolish old human BEAN



Oya, make una come, food don done

So na on top onary grand u dey chop, wit rats, worms a roaches. No wonder cholera full ur local government. Warashame

See doctors o .

post=79428283:
To win The CHAMPIONS LEAGUE trophy is not easy.

[b]We remembered how a Chelsea fan contracted us to Barbecue 2 Big cows for barbecue back then [/b]when Chelsea won the league!

And we gladly did it on discount as a fan also!

KTBFFH!

See as lie wan kee this wan. Ur BMC money don finish?

Racoon:
The present INEC chair ought to have been arrested, prosecuted, convicted and jailed over this server issue.
Budgetary provision was made for server in the 2019 electoral budget so what is the Prof.Mamud Yakubu INEC denying for goodness sake? And why is the EFCC not on his tail yet?

Ogbomosho grinding stone . Udonminit

Jaqenhghar:
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See the "babe" sef

Dis ur meme bad gan o

Mariangeles:
Beautiful buses but palm scanning ? No, thanks!

The beginning of the end of times...the book of revelations is fast becoming a reality with each passing day .

Chai! Why is ignorance so rampant in this buhari era

shogotermies:
You guys judge too quickly,.
I need an advice not stones of insults.

We all do one mistake or the other, thinking of this business is a mistake.
I need some to give me a good advice, not people who judge,while they are no saints

My friend, shut up and answer that question. What am I saying sef? How can I ask u to shut up and at the same talk. Just answer the question jare an stop talking about judging. Wen una don cast unasef finish, na den una know wetin dem dey call judging. Iranu

Chai. Buhari sef

ifex370:
Loooooooooooool.. To come and marry a Yoruba girl..


When God wants to bless you but village people are using your picture to fan corn.

Hahahahah hahaha. Dis na early morning. Abeg make I no begin sound like crase for here. I dey beg u.

J111333:
I thought you claim to be a married woman. I once read a thread here where you said you and your busty friends did shakara for guys and that all of your were married women.

Not all married women have given birth na.
That's not saying I believe she's married sha

IdreamOfUnicorn:
Gabriel

U beat me to it. Wanted typing AlliGAYtor

freethinker01:
I was being sarcastic.

U lie. Dem catch u, u begin defend urself

kevin25:
English profersor i don SEE you this thread is not meant for you ok... Which university students are U taking on GS 101 and 102... And if ur not a lecturer eeh Na thundr

"Ur".......chai.

kevin25:
Hahahaha but some says dat money is not there problem but love let wait and see

Oga goan study ur English text books well; my eyes are hurting jare

Drshobz:
lienus mbakwa
continue with ur lie
u dey slap am like say na u born am

Very big shithole

His money

shugabasbn:
Good news, I have a brother like that, the guy can draw anything n I prayed his works too will be well know very soon

Start by posting it here, make we see.

PhenomenalMorgan:
No 2 got me laughing, lol,

. The "useless" part got me wasted with lafta

simonlee:
The ones that will be toasting their supervisor

LMAO? @ "baby u must be a yam". . I'm literally dying of laf here

luminouz:
That 'dump' is ur ancestral land...so u will die in a strange land bereft of ur ancestral kindred!!! Nothing and no one to mourn ur passing or point to ur grave...no historical significance of ur existence in ur homeland,a lost soul,a stranger,unwanted and alone!!!

Shame on u!!!

Oga, that's a very sweet shame o

Bifrost:
You call reading leisure novels 'reading'

No oh! I call it smooching. Which one u don read?

Rednaxelot:
I know guys will rush this lady’s salon to barb their hair.

Some guys will even pretend as if they are dozing while barbing and hit their heads on the lady’s boobs

U sound like u are talking from experience, baba the baba.