₦airaland Forum

Rice morning (its easy to package and give out. When your friends visit with their kids you gas serve them rice.)
Swallow afternoon (wheat) with better soup the soup de even reach 3 diff spec
catfish pepper soup and boiled yam..

Nigerian leaders past and present all need to be shot
Even the ones in the grave should be brought out and shot too.

bravesoul247:
Tecno spark 3

He can get spark 4 for that amount or infinix 8 lite.

Thanks for the breast advert
Breast suckers would come inform of husbands.
Hehehe

Aboki no de like to use condom.

Africa

Some men go still enter
Even with the warning
They will think its a joke.

They should just let me know that nothing would kill me there and I will pass with a pack of B&H.

Crystalhonah:
I swear this your pics gat me rolling on the floor.... Local man no get joy at all

Lol

No time for pictures
Keep that shiit inside your pocket and face the real world.

From 3bed at Ikeja to takwaba way no get light.
Village people get power.

Ifeanyi4491:
Bro the Eagle is everywhere

What business do I have with the eagle that turns blind eyes to politicians.

USSD code hehehe

What's the problem between Nigerian women and stepchildren?
I need answers from women especially.

Not in Nigeria

paix:
In the boot, abi? Especially with the SUVs.

I can't buy the kind of benz buhari is using and drive it..
I would seat at the back seat and enjoy the massage .

You enjoy some cars by seating at the back seat..

Charge the battery full and remove it from the phone after 6months the ba3 no go even on self

what I will do if I'm the CEO of the company you working for
I will promise to pay you 850k but I won't pay it twice
This is Nigeria you can always get someone better for the job for half d price aunty no work outside.
So imma keep you and start a hunt for your replacement I can't just let you go like that.
Masters degree, 1st class with 20 years experience with 500k monthly salary you go fear turn up on interview date...
If they increased it from 480k to 550k or 580 k then stay
That matching increase is a trap.

Groundnut

When I say Nigerian police are mad.
Tell me that this kind of person can not kill you for f you refuse to give him your phone.

That's Victoria island
Close to bonny camp bustop..
I don't have anything to say

I started laughing when I opened the thread...
Why did op give the guys dick coke

Report to the police
Find your way home
And remove the pregnancy.
What do I know that's what hoes do.

Xisnin:
If gun were legalized, most people won't have the means to buy a gun.
The greatest danger to your life will be your armed neighbors.
Also, law enforcement agents will become more brutal.
They can kill anyone based on suspicion afterall, they might be carrying a gun.
Be careful what you wish for.

No criminal group or organization can fight the government.
Even terrorists who don't care about dying aren't making much progress.

The police has never been there
What are you armed with ?
Nothing we are all prey in this country except for the elites.
Its God and one rubbish cutlass.

Shaperly no time

CanadianNaija:
Sorry about that, at least when he marries tomorrow no one will say it's his wife that changed him.

He changed when he started making money he wasn't like that before

CanadianNaija:
He didn't deprive himself of anything? Do you hear yourself? See your mindset, are you in his pocket?

Your brother can not get you into Shell, whether he works there or not.
I know for a fact how rigorous their recruitment process is, especially if it is for a fulltime position.
There're companies that hire contract staff for Shell and others, that one is another matter.

If you finished within the age range for their engineering graduate trainee program why didn't you apply? Was your grade good? Did you pass the aptitude test, and their accessment day?
Their fulltime recruitment is centralized and done from out of country.

It's not a one man's business, you hear that he's helping people what kind of help? Do you know? Have you bothered to ask him?

You seem misinformed, you were all given the same opportunity i don't know why you seem so resentful and envious of him.
Shell is one company at least that you can get into on merit, people without connection do it everyday, it's not your brother's fault that you're an engineer that works in a hospital.

I have one
He doesn't show support or care about anyone in the family...
The type that can never call you if you don't call then you guys would never talk.
The type that won't support you even it it cost #0 naira..
He doesn't take advice from anyone or listen to anyone...
The most annoying one is that he doesn't even show concern if anybody dies he doesn't care if anybody is sick he doesn't care.
Now e
X-mas is approaching everybody with their families would touch down in Lagos to spend x-mas in the family house this same brother won't show up and he stays in lekki but doesn't even come home to check on mum.
He is not married.

Some people in life needs a hand to get to the top...
But others don't need it.
When God bless a family member (bro or sis) they should make climbing to the top of others easy..

Nigerian security forces are using the trial and error method.
Raid 60 check their phones and might get lucky..
They hardly trail their suspect they have turned into police burst any were.
If guns were legalise these people would be killed everyday
Because you can't just scale my fence and burst my door open I would send the first Person that comes in back outside with a double barrel..