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Complications in marriage...

Lesson for the upcoming thieves...

If he has been used...

Ebuka! Ebuka!! Ebuka!!!

The husband's friend should first leave the picture ... Then, come back to the husband's matter on the way forward.

Ovver to thee professor to narrate his own part of the story...

Nothing Eski about this one ooo...

He will come back better and stronger...

Well, for your age; you are a millionaire... But you'll get to a certain stage in Life where you will realize that 1,1m in 6 months does not make you a millionaire.

Your problem is still minor... Go for speech therapy.

Finally, a senator is saying the truth...

I just pity the poor wife whose crime is standing by a defiant husband...

Messi, Xavi, Iniesta and Sergio defined an era in Barca...

Happy birthday to the little Banky...

They are the real flying eagles...

This is what happens when you have friends you can boldly call 'BROTHERS'.

Everyone will get over it with time...

For not denying and trying to defend himself... He has really done well.
May our 3rd leg not walk us into trouble - Amen

They are welcome...

dontai:
SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church/mosque and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven. At last You die in extreme poverty.
Mind set is paramount.

I like your illustrations...

Down the memory lanes of history...

At this point, I want to believe Putin is just putting NATO, UN and the entire west on high alerts to cash cruise.

Congratulations to her... She must really be her dad's beloved for him to have shown up at her convocation.

Is the rate negotiable?

He is fortunate to have survived the flight... I hope that he will be granted an assylum.

House of financial horror...

This kain life hard no be small biko...

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Bluntdude:
Hello guys, good day. Kindly help me make the right decision.

I am an artisan in Abuja who works under a reputable company as a freelancer. My job entails me moving around much everytime. I've done this for years now and to be honest it's really affecting me. The stress of trekking, getting into vehicles and alighting incessantly is really wearing me out. I'm thinking of saving 3k per day for about 2 years to get a car to help ease my movement because in the past and even now, I've lost some customers due to my inability to meet up with some appointments. Most times I get home really exhausted not necessarily because of much work but because of the stress involved in getting to customers' houses and returning again daily.

Now here's the challenge... I planned on getting a land and start building soon before the idea of getting a car came up due to much stress of moving about. I'd really love to own my own house. So please I'd be needing advice from you guys... House or car? Which should I start with first? Really important. Thanks.

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Mynd44

Since the purpose of your car is to aid your business which will in turn boost your productivity and thereby your income, go for the car first.

Swain1679:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, i need you people advice please...I'm here to seek advice from matured people only..my younger sister was dating a guy back in 2018 till 2019 before they both broke up..so early 2020 she started dating a guy she met in her working place... fast forward to 2021 her ex started texting her on WhatsApp that if she didn't come back to him,that he is going to send her nude to her new boyfriend, because her ex and the new boyfriend knew each others from Abuja... what really happened is because my sister and her ex met during Xmas and the guy was like talking to her so they could come back.. but she refused,so the guy started threatening her that he will put an end to their relationship by sending her nude to the new guy... fast forward to this week lo and behold the mumu guy go send my sister nude give her new boyfriend ooo...so my sister was crying bitterly that she will loose the guy because of the nude the guy sent to him...and the guy had promised to marry her this year...the new boyfriend was like babe I don't trust you anymore since the day your ex sent me your nude...I adviced her to put an end to the relationship with the guy planning to marry her this year, because he won't value her anymore... please I need advice from you people...my question is should my sister continue the relationship with her husband to be or quit the relationship

First thingss first, arrest her ex for blackmail and privacy intrusion. While he is cooling off in jail, we will then come back to that of your sister's matter.

Always resist the temptation to shalaye(Explain).

Pappito go dey alright las las...