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Is this an admission that Retardeen Jonathan is clueless about governance

berem: na dayo and kanu.

Maybe Beremole and Judi

^^ Those scenarios I copied them from someones facebook and it shows the good and bad in both situation

So choose the one you would rather work with

Roland17: 2 DAYS TO GO... YET NO SIGNINGS..

No be today Ynash dey for back abeg...

Hey dont make me remind you tomorrow to update the countdown ooo.

When are you going to start the countdown for the summer transfer season too?

Yeye person

coogar: that football achievement becomes watery when we all know nigeria paraded overaged players throughout the squad. the rule says nigeria can only have 3 overaged players and 19 players below the age of 23. only amokachi, okechukwu and amuneke should have been allowed as the overaged players but nigeria paraded dinosaurs like taribo west, kanu, okocha, oliseh and oruma, etc. how won't they win? tunisia 94 is the highest point of nigerian football - no corruption, no age cheats. kanu's latest bone analysis revealed he's 42. if he's 42 in 2012, how old was he in 96?

Were you the one who gave birth to them to know they were overaged?

Where is the bone marrow test you mentioned?

How old was Ronaldo lima, Roberto Carlos, Dida, Ortega, Claudio Lopez, Crespo Amaral etc that they competed against in that tournament

What are their names

Roland you are forgetting your countdown. How many days more

Hey Roland you are forgetting something...

Maybe Wenger would ask for a deadline extension

The Greatest football achievement by Nigeria was led by kanu he was the hero of our greatest Football victory

The High point of Nigerian football was the Olympics gold and Kanu won it for us Simple as.

Awards from FIFA dont count award from UEFA dont count its the opinion of some nameless internet ID that counts

You can choose your Opinion you cant choose your Facts.

Kanu is the highest ranked Nigerian ever by FIFA and UEFA take that to the bank

Jerie: What do Igbos really want. Biafra or Presidency?

Combination of the two

Presidency of Biafra

^^ The Champions league final in 1996 Kanu started How many African strikers have the honour of starting a Champions league finals the biggest stage of European club football

FIFA and UEFA named him as the highest ever Nigerian in history maybe he was ffuckingg FIFA presidents wife

Kanu missed a one on one vs Denmark Just like Baggio missed a Penalty at the World cup final

Not every good player plays for top clubs That means the player is not good enough If you are good enough throughout your career you would play for a top club

omar22: Kanu 20 years as a striker only 121 goals (average 6 goals per year)

That was enough to make him the highest ranked Nigerian footballer ever by FIFA and UEFA during his playing career

Ibime: I wonder who Cashley was grumbling about. . . . any guesses?

"He was saying about the forward players not showing, saying things like 'He needs to be there' and pointing. You could just see straight away that he was getting frustrated. That was a good thing."

Obviously Fernadud Torres

Does anyone have an idea of what a 14yr old girl looks like?

Your niece in JS3/SS1 married to someone of Tuface Idibias or Kanu Nwankwos age

coogar: shocking there's no lakhdar belloumi on your list......belloumi is even more idolised than rabah madjer in algeria. this is the player that invented the blind pass. take out rigobert song or essien sharp sharp.....when belloumi was sodomising west germany in 82 world cup, essien was feeding via placenta.

Specsavers alert

Number 26 is what

Sagamite: What makes Benni McCarthy greater than Okocha?

Benny played for top clubs like Ajax and Porto, top scorer in African nations cup 1998 Thats greater than whatever Okocha did in his career

Sagamite: The greatest player from Nigeria?

You don't want any Nigerian in the list?

Now, give me your own top 20.

I wait.

I agree with most of what you posted except placing Jay jay that high

Nigerians in top 20 should be number 1 King Kanu

1. Samuel Etoo (Cameroun) - Striker
2. George Weah (Liberia) - Striker
3. Didier Drogba (CIV) - Striker
4. Roger Milla (Cameroun) - Striker
5. Abedi Pele (Ghana) - Midfielder
6. Kanu Nwankwo(Nigeria)
7. Michael Essien (Ghana) - Midfielder
8. Mahmoud El-Khatib (Egypt) - Striker L
9. Rabah Madjer (Algeria) - Striker
10. Hossam Hassan (Egypt) - Striker L
11. Finidi George(Nigeria) Midfielder
12. Samuel Kuffour (Ghana) - Defender
13. Yaya Toure (CIV)Midfielder
14. Salif Keïta (Mali) - Striker
15. Ladkhar Belloumi Algeria Striker
16. Rashidi Yekini(Nigeria) Striker
17. (Laurent Pokou (CIV) - Striker
18. Antoine Bell Cameroun Goalkeeper
19. Kalusha Bwalya (Zambia) - Midfielder
20. Patrick Mboma (Cameroun) - Striker

Sagamite: Let me just focus on one. This is a joke right?

Inclusion of Okocha was a joke right?

They have been married for 2yrs that means she was married at 14yrs

FULL TIME HOUSE WIFE VS CAREER WIFE

House Wife
House Wife: Welcome Dear, how was the office today?

Husband : Fine o jare. How are my kids?

House Wife: They are asleep already. Change your clothes while I get your bath water ready.

(10 minutes later)

House Wife: Dinner is ready oooooooo. (She sit down and watch the husband eat, waiting for compliment).

House Wife: The landlord was here today.

Husband: (stop eating) for what again? I have paid the house rent ke!

House Wife: He brought the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation. Iya Agba too phoned that she needs money for that medicine we promised her last month. Mama Kemi brought the Ankara material for her father’s burial. Its N5,000 for 6 yards. We don’t seem to have enough foodstuffs again ooooooooo.

Husband: (Grunts)

House Wife: Ehen, you promised to give me the money for my cream yesterday. Junior’s food is finished oooooooooooo. I want to do my hair tomorrow ooooooooooo to enable me attend Iya Kofo daughter’s naming ceremony. I will need some pocket money as well. Even though I don’t have a shoe that will match the colour of the lace material, I will manage the black one any way.

Husband: (begin to cough)

House wife: Oh Sorry Dear! (Rushes to get cold water from the fridge). The devil is a liar! Sorry Darling! Let me get you a pack of juice.

Husband: I am very tired Dear, I am going to bed, We will talk about this tomorrow.

House Wife: Ok, I will join you later. I want to watch this film on TV. Galaxy showed part 1 yesterday, and part 2 will be on soon.

Husband: (Staggered to bed full of anxiety, with no idea on how to meet up with these entire financial obligation)
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CAREER Wife

Career Wife: (Gets back from work) Ekaete! Ekaete!!! Ekaete!!! Where is this useless girl self?

Ekaete : Yes MADAM! Welcome Ma. I de come. I been de attend to the children. Dem don sleep just now.

Career Wife: Ok, get those things from my car for me right away, and get my bath water ready. Set the dinner very snappy. By the way, is Tunde back from work yet?

Ekaete : Che Oga? E nefa come back yet oooo. He been phone say na pounded yam im wan chop for dinner and I don prepare am plus the rice wey you wan chop self. But dem junior na egg and yam dem request for.

(10 minutes later)

Ekaete: Madam, de money you gif me to pay for junior dem school fees, na de receipt be dis. I don go buy the bags of rice, beans, garri, sugar, salt, semo, turkey and fish. I even go to Mile 12 for Ketu to buy the yams, cassava, onion, pepper, vegetable, fruits and meat.

Career Wife: Ok. Did Tunde give you the money to pay the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation?

Ekaete: yes Madam! He even gif me money to pay for the house rent for landlord account. He gif Garba money to buy one drum of diesel for the generator, to service the generator, fill the gas. E don pay my salary and Garba own.

(Tunde enters)

Husband:Ah! Bridget, you are back already. The Traffic today is disastrous!

Career Wife: Is that so?

Ekaete: Oga Welcome Sir! Let me get your bath ready while you change your cloth. I don prepare your favourite meal as requested.

Husband: Oh that’s great, Ekaete

Career wife: OooooPh, I am going to bed. I got to be at the airport early to catch the first flight to Abuja tomorrow.

Husband: I will join you later. Got to watch the match between LIVERPOOL AND CHELSEA.

Ekaete: Oga, your dinner is set. (She disappeared into the kitchen)

Husband: (Eats his dinner alone without a companion).

Which do u prefer?

Ikengawo: The sw sounds blessed with civilized leadership. Igbo land is run by 3 good governors out of 5. Where waiting for uk police to arrest orji so that we can grow in peace

But the kain people wey PDP gave us between 2003 and 2011 set us back bu 15yrs at least

Bauchi ko ni baje ooo

News: Rick Ross shot and missed

tchaik: Where did he keep those Gunz he boasts of?

Btw, who shoots at Rick Ross and misses? Stevie Wonder?

phaya: Am guessing [size=14pt]Torres[/size] took the shot

https://www.nairaland.com/1177783/rick-ross-escapes-drive-by-shooting/1#14057020

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Jesus Christ!!!!! Madam due process Challenge the govt to a debate? Ezekwezili funny oohh..

Does she think any of these govt official would ever debate any of their lies?

Unless na DBanj go be the moderator as usual

DBanj and Kokolette Goodluck

https://trends.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dbanj-with-President-Jonathan.jpg

Andre Uweh: Those who whine about Biafra are not Ndigbo but mostly Yorubas. Nairaland was established by a Yorubaman and Yorubas and their friends where the actual ones whining about Biafra until Ndigbo arrived at the scene. Check out nairaland of 2005/6 and confirm what am saying here.
You people started the Biafran story here and till date still chat about it. Ndigbo have moved on while you are still laid back by Biafra. What a shame.

You were not here in 2005-2006. I was here in 2006 and bombarded with Ibo whining day and night on Biafra

Most Yorubas dont care about Biafra ut the Ibos whining and sucking us into it calling us cowards, insulting Awolowo and other Yoruba leaders

Most people who knew me on this firum knew I didnt engage in any Biafra argument until 2011 when Ibo noise became deafening

Andre Uweh: Because your deluded brothers are always coming here to tell us that minorities were not part of Biafra and bla bla bla. Why do we have to come here to lecture them every day about Biafra. Since 2010 have I stopped commenting about Biafra. But your silly brothers chat a lot of crap that provokes one unto those sad issues. When we keep quiet,it doesn't mean we do not know the Biafran story.

Banjo fought for Biafra no one called him a coward, Soyinka fought for Biafra no one called him a coward same with Fela

but bitter Biafrans 43yrs after are calling anyone who dont support their misguided misadventure is a coward.

Na the bitterness go kill una

thelastPope: Can you speak English please?

If you don't understand ask your friends to interprete for you

Anyone who fought on biafran side is a brave man anyone who fought against it is a coward lol.

So much for ibo delusions

thelastPope: You are funny! Very funny indeed! so because you shouldnt avenge, you agree? You support? You participate? You are indeed a very funny muslim!

So if I don't agree or support what does the bible tell me to do as a Christian

thelastPope: You are not a Christian, simples, so dont pretend like you are one. No Christian will ever be comfortable when someone insults Jesus Christ. I dont have to go and physically fight to show my disgust! As long as I truly love and serve Jesus Christ, I will be insulted if he is insulted. No one will stand in my face, insult my earthly father and I will be happy with him or laugh about it. I might not physically fight him, but I can never condone it. The same way I can never condone it when someone insults my God. You muslims are supporting him yet you will not take it when someone insults Mohammed. That makes you a big hypocrite!

People have called jesus all sorts of names in the past and No Christian would go and fight anyone for God

The Da Vinci code insulted him, people have called him gayy called him everything compared him to anything evil but I dont flinch cos my bible tells me the fight is the Lords

No one can fight for God no one can help my God the man(Uzzah)in the bible who tried it was struck dead instantly

Only fake Christian try to help God fight his fight

Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” Romans 12-19

Oyo State and our governor has been demolishing structures and rebuilding

People are saying its no longer business as usual Politicians are complaining that money isnt flowing like before because he is spending the money on project and not sharing it among loyalist

take dat: "The battle is mine saith the Lord of Host". The man in question has apologised but Government Bootlicking Association who only seek to score cheap political point and not the good image of Christ will always look for those gullible enough to put on gloves of fanatical zealotry!

Exactly. Any true Christian knows that we are not to fight on behalf of Jesus or God.

God is big enough to fight his own battles. If El Rufai insults Jesus, i believe he is powerful enough to punish him without soliciting foot soldiers

Everyone just want to make themselves relevant

I know about Southwest and I know a combination of Gbenga Daniels, Babatope etc can not win on their own street.

Those who cant win in their family are now talking with authority on how to deliver a whole regions vote

I guess dem wan scam retardeen Jonathan again