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Health › Re: Help With Cure For 'Pot Belly' by dayokanu(m): 6:48pm On Sep 11, 2012
agabaI23: Skipping breakfast is not good for your health.

You could do your fruit meal morning and Night while your rice goes for Lunch.

You as a man need up to 2500 calories a day. What you said above probably won't be up to 1500 except you consume a humongous amount at a go
Since I was in University I have always been a No breakfast person. Cos breakfast makes me heavy and sleepy and it became a part of me since

Most times even on weekends I dont feel any humger till like 12noon or 1pm.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:36pm On Sep 11, 2012
ritchboy: "Wayyyy ahead" currently and you haven't won fuckall in Burnthisleaguearrgghhh for how many years? You still get mouth to talk after playing second fiddle to Dortmund for two years? Borussia fuc[color=#000000]k[/color]ing Dortmund?

FYI, two years trophyless with Schalke, Dortmund, Gladbach, Neverkusen etc as rivals is equivalent to 1,000,000 years trophyless in England! cheesy
How many yrs have Arsenal been trophyless now? Answer on a board.


Imagine this one dey talk after playing second fiddle to all clubs in the EPL even Manchester fuuuucking City? That was molested at Allianz the team that made Tevez scared to enter the pitch

If Bayern can be playing Man City and Arsenal everyday we would be winning every year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:31pm On Sep 11, 2012
Pataki: DK and his student (A-40) should have known better than to come here and exhibit their frog brain.

No wonder Wenger rejected their team. A team that was given the UEFA champion's league on a platter of gold, stewpidly threw it away. grin It really must be frustrating to be a world reject. cheesy
Wenger rejected Bayern the same way Alao-Akala rejected US presidency.

I laff in Gurumaharaji. So if dem tell you that one you sef go believe? Just because a soft sell mag reported it?

Soon when prime people, Ikebe-Super, Lolly and Better lover reports that 36 kiniun FC of Ebute Metta reject Nou Camp you would jump up and report it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2012
debosky: DK is shameless - the same Dortmund that we annihilated is the team giving Bayern sleepless nights. More proof that the German league is unadulterated shyte. . . .but then again, what do you expect from a league dominated by the ButtMunching Munschits? cheesy
Have you googled what Bayern did to Man City your current champions in the EPL?

A sure way for Bayern to win the CL in sto play Arsenal 10 times. Everyone loves an "oshofree"

No CL trophy for club, No European trophy for manager. Duds recognize duds. Arsene recognize Arsenal
Health › Re: Help With Cure For 'Pot Belly' by dayokanu(m): 5:05pm On Sep 11, 2012
What I am doing is this

I eat the first meal of the day at 1pm and its fruits only. Water melon, Plums, Banana.

Eat the next meal like Rice or any other food in around 6-7pm.

8pm get on the field closeby to jog if thats too hard walk briskly for 1-2hrs

By 10:30pm get a shower and sleep
Culture › Re: Renaming The Niger Area: Top Priority Place That Should Change Names by dayokanu(m): 4:44pm On Sep 11, 2012
Maybe you also need to tell Ibo governors to embrace their native names

Instead of beating PETER Obi, MARTIN Elechi, ROCHAS okorocha, SULLIVAN Chime and THEODORE Orji.

All 5 of them no exception bear foreign names
Politics › Re: Mismanagement At The National Stadium Abuja ..pictures by dayokanu(m): 4:36pm On Sep 11, 2012
Most retardeen Jonathan ppl said Saharareporters are always doing photoshop

So maybe this is also another photoshop

Everything in Nigeria is perfect, Sahahara reporters just dey lie.
Family › Re: Is It Normal For A Woman To Shout At Her Husband? by dayokanu(m): 2:11am On Sep 11, 2012
[quote author=c.fours]plz don't tell me u have never yelled at a person before. not even your brothers and sisters or girlfriend or friends when they piss u off badly.
Nigerians dat like to shout in conversation talkless of argument.

or maybe when u say yelling ur talking about something more serious and abusive. I think we are misunderstanding each other here.[/quote]That I have done it doesnt make it right and in most cases we know the ppl we yell at

We only yell at ppl we perceived that we can handle and bully, In all our anger we never yelled at our dad cos we know its a straight slap, We hardly yelled at ppl stronger than us or in a position of authority

Your lil sister made you angry and you yell and smack her, Why not yell and smack your dad or your older uncle when he makes you angry
Sports › Re: Tennis US Open 2012.. by dayokanu(m): 2:07am On Sep 11, 2012
Djokovic fuckup sha

Thats why I trust Nadal
Family › Re: 15 And Pregnant by dayokanu(m): 2:05am On Sep 11, 2012
Less than 4hrs you are already worried about boredom?

Dont worry when you have the child you wont be bored any more

Thats why a lot of ppl worry abt female children
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 1:44am On Sep 11, 2012
folahann: Arsenal haven't won champios league, so what. Aston Villa and Celtic self won it, can they be compared to Arsenal today? Even Forest has 2 trophies, where are they today?
Mtchew, Ajax get 4 cups, Man u get 3, who is greater?
Bring Ajax to Emirates today, my team will rappe them without protection.
We are talking about Bayern and Arsenal

In the past Bayern was wayyyy ahead.

Currently Bayern is wayy ahead

In the future, Bayern would still stay ahead of Assanal
Sports › Re: Tennis US Open 2012.. by dayokanu(m): 1:15am On Sep 11, 2012
Djokovic is back
Sports › Re: Tennis US Open 2012.. by dayokanu(m): 10:27pm On Sep 10, 2012
Updates pls?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Florida Shop Owner Powerlifts Obama (Picture) by dayokanu(m): 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2012
Publicity stunt or not, Obama has always been a peoples man.

A harvard trained Lawyer who chose to be a community organiser, If he had gone into practice do you know how much money he would have made?

Despite the poor economy, He is still very liked as a person. Opinion polls show him at over 60% likeability
(Note this has nothing to do with job performance)
Politics › Re: Ijaw Rejects Six Zonal Structure by dayokanu(m): 9:49pm On Sep 10, 2012
Crayola1: Don't you have a DNC to attend grin
So in your village you no know say dem don finish DNC?

Or you think say DNC na witchcraft meeting wey you dey attend daily? cheesy
Politics › Re: How Did Ijaw Become The 4th Largest Ethnic Group by dayokanu(m): 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2012
^^ Alj harem

Which ID were you using for the past 4-5 weeks? I have been trying to locate you, What of fstranger which ID does he use nowadays
Politics › Re: Ijaw Rejects Six Zonal Structure by dayokanu(m): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2012
Ngodigha1: you dey there dey laff as they don almost snatch ondo state from the ofemanus.
Ijaws know that na Igbos be dem mates. Thats why they keep stepping to Igbos anyhow

Any small thing na to step to Igbos, They know Igbos would always in their parasitic nature come to beg them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 8:48pm On Sep 10, 2012
debosky: We haven't won it - so what? Is that something that just came about yesterday?

Winning 100 CL trophies can convert a club that is shite to anything else - it remains shite. tongue
Ohhh So you havent won it? Shame and strange, Where were you when other clubs were winning?

So being shyte is not a recent phenomenon in GAYYnerdom, Its been a life long tradition

Munich 4 CL, Assanal 0 CL

0 * 10,000 < 4
Culture › Re: Why Do Ikwerre Igbos Reject Their Igbo Identity? by dayokanu(m): 8:47pm On Sep 10, 2012
ACM10: Talking of Opobo people. I met a young lady at Bori, Ogoniland in 2007. She sells roasted ripe plantain and roasted fish by the roadside. Roasted ripe plantain and fish is one my favourite delicacy(My friend wasn't amused to eat any delicacy sold by the roadside).
The young lady was discussing freely with us in Igbo while she prepares takeaway for us. My friends asked her where she's from; she responded "Opobo". I asked her whether she learnt Igbo by interacting with Igbos or whether Igbo is their primary language. She told me that igbo is their primary language. I was amazed! I haven't travelled much to southern Nigeria, but the more I travel the more I learns that the Igbo shadows extends far and wide.
All these your tales sha

Guess what? We dont believe you, You need more people

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2012
debosky: Did the UCL start 126 years ago? huh From your comparison can we also now say Bayern has only been in existence for 3 years? undecided

It's a pity a previously literate gooner has now sunk to this low of mindless regurgitation of numbers with no sense of context, all because of association with Munschit. sad

Beware edoyad, this could be you very soon - this iphone dope selling donkey is seriously trying to recruit gooners. grin
Whenever the CL started how many of it has Assanal won? Put it in your own context and tell us what Arsenal has won in comparison to Bayern.

Bayern is to Arsenal what Einstein is to Dipo, What Beyonce is to Patience, What Klitschko is to Duduspace, What Isaac Newton is to Debosky and what Dayokanu is to Edoyad, cheesy grin cheesy

Just show your trophies even if it was taken with a pinhole camera abi that one dey hard you?

Bayern has made 9 CL finals in the competitions history and won 4.

Tell us about Arsenal in relation to the number of finals reached and trophies won

40 was tooo sensible to be a Gayyner anyways, i have always wondered what he was doing here. GAYYnerdom is for hopeless folks like Dudu, Edoyansh, Dipo+, slimyshady ati be be lo
Family › Re: What Is The World Turning Into? Are Women Beating Men At The Game? by dayokanu(m): 7:43pm On Sep 10, 2012
Interesting
Foreign Affairs › Re: Florida Shop Owner Powerlifts Obama (Picture) by dayokanu(m): 7:34pm On Sep 10, 2012
Try this on Jonathan and see them rope you as one of the sponsors of Boko Haram
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 7:11pm On Sep 10, 2012
^^ So edoyadi,

You are the one peddling rubbish news from playboy magazine, Ikebe Super, and Better lover?

So if they tell you Democratic party is begging Jonathan to be their presidential candidate you would believe?

Or if you see Tinubu reject Mr Universe Award, na so you go bring am come internet

E no go better for the person wey dey do you. Say Amen.
Politics › Re: Bianca's Lawyer Warns Ojukwus Over Properties by dayokanu(m): 7:08pm On Sep 10, 2012
Danka7777: Thanks for your comment. More investigations need to be done on why Sir Louis Ojukwu abruptly died a year to the Nigerian civil War and half of his property and wealth used to finance the civil war on the Biafra side? How could an healthy man barely 57, who never lacked anything in life, was never known to be sick, suddenly died? Is it a coincidence that he died in 1966, and the war began in 1967? Why was his property and wealth used to finance the Biafra? These are questions that ought to be asked by any sensible person.
I think Emeka Ojuku used the popular Biafra sentiments to sideline his brothers.

I am really interested in the profile of Emekas elder brother. And see how he has almost brought the great name of Ojukwu to disrepute
Politics › Re: 'Tinubu Never Said Obama Invited Him' by dayokanu(m): 6:56pm On Sep 10, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]That's not what we asked you, Mr Man, so you might wanna tap them brakes a little.

I could give a shiit if he paid 60 million naira to attend a convention I still comfortably watched in my house in ABJ - What irks me, however, is that his shameless party and its propaganda tabloid (The Nation) had the nerve to tell such shameless lies that he was invited by Barack Obama. Why have you stylishly ignored this part?
This same Nation paper also told us he was sitting in the ring area. You dey see am?
This SAME paper, my dear co-webber, also said he was going to be delivering a keynote on TRUE FEDERALISM! Why are you defending this shameless animal by telling us shiit we never asked you?

Why are you trying to sweep this idiiot's pettiness under the rug?
.[/quote]Can you quote the part they said he was invited by Barack obama?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Damaged Calabar To Obudu Road by dayokanu(m): 6:49pm On Sep 10, 2012
Where is dendeike to update us on the roads constructed by Retardeen Jonathan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:39pm On Sep 10, 2012
[quote author=A-40]Arsenal - 1 UCL Final in 126 seasons
Bayern Munich - 2 UCL Finals in 3 seasons

Na the same football we dey play but one team aint playing right. I'd let you tell it

Really Arsenal can't talk back at Chelsea never mind Bayern[/quote]I didnt even see your response before replying

Below is my own trophy show us your own even if it was taken with a pinhole camera

https://www.tribuneindia.com/2001/20010525/sp1.gif

https://www.bundesligatalk.com/media/2008/06/effe4.jpg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:33pm On Sep 10, 2012
Pataki: Congrats frog brain fans. Your frog brain coach has surely achieved a pathetic feat. I suppose Arsenal is now your role model going by quote above.

When was the last time any UEFA team had the final hosted on their soil and they lost it? Shame no dey even catch you.
Maybe you can help tell us when a club has hosted a final on their home front and WON it.

Our coaches have played 2 finals in 3yrs. Arsenal have 1 final in 100yrs

Bayern and Arsenal have never been, are not and would never be mates.

Shey you understand my turanci?
Politics › Re: Bianca's Lawyer Warns Ojukwus Over Properties by dayokanu(m): 6:17pm On Sep 10, 2012
Danka7777: 99.99999999999999% of all Ojukwu's properties were inherited from his late billionaire father, Louis Ojukwu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Odumegwu_Ojukwu

Ojukwu never own anything through out his existence. Let's be realistic here: Name me one established business owned by Ojukwu while he was alive? Name me one, just one? I can assure you: you will not come up with one. Why? All he had was from his Billionaire father. And his children want a piece of that too? Is there anything wrong with that?
Wow. I never knew this oo

So all the hard work of Louis Odumegwu was almost ruined by the prodigal Ojuku? Its true sha, WHat was Ojukus business except living on his fathers wealth

I pray God doesnt give us useless cowardly chilren who are controlled by their paedophilic tendencies like Emeka Ojuku.
I feel sorry for Louis Odumegwu now as his hard work that should have made all his offsprings to the 5th generaon millionaires was wasted by the only prodigal son who went to marry his own goddaughter

Like they say, It takes just one useless/prodigal child to ruin a reputation and dynasty built for a thousand years.

We need more people like LOUIS OJUKWU and Not EMEKA OJUKU
Family › Re: Kneeling Down To Beg Your Spouse After A Fight. by dayokanu(m): 5:28pm On Sep 10, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Thank God...kneeling on the floor like a fool isnt culturally universal!!!!!!!!

The things people do these days......[/quote]Do you consider those who kneel to propose as fools also?
Politics › Re: Ijaw Rejects Six Zonal Structure by dayokanu(m): 5:17pm On Sep 10, 2012
I dey laff oooo

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