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Callotti: Moo moo. . . how far na? I missed y'awl o!
Your God is still merciful to you?
I nefa quench o!

Callotti, Hallotti, I dey Salloottii

When I go shine your Kongo na?

To show your wife you love her

1. Show her respect: Never talk down on her whether in public or private, open, and hold, doors for her, let her always enter before you, and standing up for her when someone insults her.

But to the naija women, You can insult all their lineage as long as you buy them Blackberry you are loving

2. Show her romance. touch her face, kiss her, hug her, and one that’s important but also usually one of the first things to be forgotten – soul gaze. A random text, a random phone call, you could leave her a small notes telling her how much difference she has made in your life.

But to the typical naija women they would say shey na romance I go chop.

3. Show respect to her Family; Hold her values high dont talk down her people or friends

But to the typical Naija woman as long as money no follow nothing for you

4. Never forget to tell your wife the specific difference she has made in your life and why you want to continue being with her. Compliment her for the things you see in her.


And a million other things

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^He's Awos 'Goebbels'.....a very apt description for a remorseless small-minded man, struggling with himself and searching for non-existent reasons to 'try' and justify Awos two-faced actions and treachery.....a more vile pair i'm yet to see .

I just wonder what kind of bad fortune made us to share a country with such sadists .[/quote]Ask Azikwe why he wanted Nigeria at all cost. The inherent greed in the Igbo genes is what made us to have Nigeria in the first place

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^There are Igbos in Rivers and Delta states: take me for instance....i'm from Rivers state. [/quote]Moronn, there are Igbos in Lagos State, Kano State, Yobe State, plateau state too, That makes Igbos SW, NW, NE and NC

Igbos are without any doubt the most retardeed creatures ever seen

Once again. Who goes to war and expect the enemy to feed him? WHo goes to war without seeking alliances, Who goes to war armed with catapult and stones

Only Igbos

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Very funny these are the jokers you call brave. people who were just making noise everywhere for the sake of it. You don't understand the igbo mans meaning of bravery, do you? There is a reason while Yoruba people are known world over for noisemaking. when it comes time to walk the talk, they chicken out[/quote]I knwo what the Igbo man calls bravery. Fleeing to Abidjan while your people get slaughtered in war is BRAVERY according to the Igbo dictionary

Once again God Punish ojuku

The "Brave" Igbo man

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[quote author=Mr. Globe]shut up. There is nothing like SS. There are igbos in Delta. where will you place them? Oshogbo? dirty Yoruba woman[/quote]The parasites and leeches have come again. In the SS we have Edo, Urhobo, isoko, itsekiri, Ijaw, ibibio, Efik, Ikwerre etc.

The Igbo leeching nature makes them want to associate themselves with SS by force.

I have never seen a yoruba man claiming SW/SS even though we haveYoruba related tribes in the SS

Let the Igbo cannibals stand on their own and stop gumming themselves to others

SE stand on your own leave SS to stand on their own.

So the way to show your wife you care is by Spending money?

I guess MKO Abiola must be the most caring man in the history of Nigeria?

Na real wa. I now think the problem is really deeper than you think.

i would think some women would say they dont care about the money just spending time with them is cool, Doing things together shows care.

I know several women who would even take offence at you trying to buy them stuffs because they consider it offensive and you trying to monetize their affection

naija women, I hail ooo

The Martinez story is gathering steam from my contacts inside Allianz arena

Matthias Sammer has the below to Say

Martinez would be a great addition to the team.

He would give us something we don't have and he has a bright future ahead of him.

We will not make him our most expensive player ever, that would be too much of a burden for such a young player.

A deal can still be reached until the end of the transfer window (Aug 31st) if Bilbao lower their valuation so we don't have to break the transfer record.
Sammer said there are no alternatives but he doesn't want to rule out anything.

Dede1: It appears you can read but comprehend. Wole Soyinka’s name does not belong to the list of jokers posted by Kats

Can you just tell us one brave Igbo man instead of ranting back and forth

like Gani, like Wole, like Tai Solarin, like Fela

Da infamous: Adekunle is now hungry,i took picture of him am telling you the truth,the man is dying of hunger and malnutrition,i shivered, when i saw him day blessed day' he was lying under a mango tree,i dashed him 1000 naira so that he can buy some local yorobe balance diet,i could not believe my eyes,i have his pixs...i will show it to you soon..

What does it matter if Adekunle is suffering now? Mohammed Ali can barely walk now, Mandela can barely walk now. its not about what they are in their old age. Its about what they were at their peak

At the peak of his career, he beat Ojuku flat down. Turned all your villages to shooting practice, the people that should have told you the story were all killed in the war by Ojuku

Benjamin Adekunle, Ekun oko Igbo

STERN: What will your troops do when you get to the Ibo heartland, that is, to the place populated by Ibos only?

ADEKUNLE: There we will aim at everything even if it is not moving.

STERN: But why are you refusing to discuss this war with a European?

ADEKUNLE: Let me tell you something:[size=14pt] When the Russians surrounded Stalingrad did you request a land corridor from them so as to better feed your soldiers who were stuck in the pot there? Of course you didn’t and I can tell from your face that you think the thought of a land corridor to bring in food for the captured German soldiers in Stalingrad is a bad joke. Me too. Where and when, …………., was there a war in which the loser was re-nourished one more time before the final loss? Why are you just calling for a land corridor for Biafra? Why aren’t you calling for a land corridor for the Viet Kong?[/size] I have to declare: You Europeans are simply not competent!

STERN: Does that mean that the many thousands of tons of food that are stored in Lagos will never get to the refugee camps in your section of the country?

ADEKUNLE: You are a sharp one, my friend. That’s exactly what I am saying.

STERN: But you said yourself that most of the refugees in the part you captured are not Ibos.

ADEKUNLE: But there could be Ibos among them. I want to avoid feeding a single Ibo as long as this whole people have not given up yet.

STERN: Do you sometimes feel sympathy for the Ibos?

ADEKUNLE: I have learned a word from the British, which is "sorry"! That’s how I want to respond to your question. I did not want this war but I want to win this war. Therefore I have to kill the Ibos. Sorry!

Dede1: It is only in Yoruba land that act of public disturbance is regarded as act of bravery. No wonder Yoruba men turned tail and ran to neighboring country when the son of soil was cold-bloodedly murdered in Ibadan by drunken soldiers from northern region of Nigeria. What a pity.
I can list high school students who constituted themselves into public nuisance over poorly cooked beans in order to quench your childish pranks.

Dendemoron,

Are you saying in the histiry of Igbos they have never won any war? Tell us how the Biafra war ended for Igbos? The Leader fled to Abidjan.

1 million were sent beyond by Adekunle, Another 1 million were eaten by their family. I guess it was your Kwashiokor that saved you from being eaten by your clansmen. That same Kwashiokor that affected your reasoning and made you this demented.

Dendemoron, Blame no one but the Ike-eba wuruwuru who gave you catapult and stone to go into a war while he was Kongolizing the underaged Biancar his God-daughter.

What a scumbag Ojuku is. No wonder he died dead, dumb, lonely while his wife was being tossed from household to household trading her toto like pure water.

Why shouldnt Retardeen resign?

ronkebp: I did not comment on that thread, because i would have been fighting too many people, so you think "a man " who has a girlfriend, cannot pay for her hair....now means she is a pay-as-you-go kind of a chic? what is the big deal, to take my boyfriend to the barbers and pay for his hair-cut even if i know that he has the money? would heaven have fallen if i did that, what is wrong in giving each other gifts every now and then? A man that cannot take care of his girlfriend and sees her as pay-as-you-go, will eventually see his wife as pay-as-you go.

If you read her post it was that its a requirement for her bf to pay for her hairdo and her other expenses.

I can give my gf anything she wants on my own volition not as a demand or she takes it to be her right. the moment you start demanding handouts as a pre-requisite for love or relationship then that fellow is no better than a PAY AS YOU GO hooker, only that the hooker is more honest with her intention and not masking it under the veil or relationship, marriage, dating ot whatever romantic nomenclature

Dede1: The issue is the misguided approach by Katsumoto who is bent of comparing a shooting war and child’s play embarked upon by listed individuals. Anybody who understands the history of Nigeria will agree that Ndigbo do not engage in public disturbance.

So tell us which war Igbos have fought in their history and lets see what the result is.

The only war i can remember is the biafra misadventure and they were massively humiliated by Benjamin Adekunle and friends. till today everything that moved ot not in Biafra still shiver.

maybe you can trace your dementia to the beatdown from Black scorpion

[quote author=Chyz*]What wars have we fought besides besides Biafra which we were kicking your behinds till your slave master's from britain,russia,etc came to the rescue. I thought you said we don't have history? lol...see contradiction o! lolololo[/quote]Assuming Biafra was the Only war yorubas fought, it was on record that they won it convincingly. They gave the useless Igbos a beatdown that their leader had to flee.

Russia, britain etc? Thats why everyone is convinced that Igbos are daft Who goes to war without seeking alliance?

So to you Allied forces didnt win WW2 because they sought the help of US?

Its not you, Its the genes, the daft Igbo genes who else but a Igbo would think your enemy at war should be responsible for your feeding

[quote author=Chyz*]Bravery=Igbo. Cowardice= Yoruba[/quote]Simple question List out the Igbo men in hsitory that can be described as brave but mind you, Dont insult us by mentioning the one who fled like a thief in the night wearing gstring

ACM10: How old are u bro? Do u expect us to respond to your childish challenge. We wont engage u in d!ck measuring contest. Better channel it to the right quarters

Simple question List out the Igbo men in hsitory that can be described as brave but mind you, Dont insult us by mentioning the one who fled like a thief in the night wearing gstring

[quote author=Chyz*]Civilzation started from the west? I laugh. You people were business killing each other and worship all kinds of stones and woods while be Igbos were chillin under a democratic system and rearly fought our neighbors not to talk of our brothers unlike you know who. lol


You talk of yoruba-owned nairaland but you fail to know that it is an Igbo man who is the Father of the internet that nairaland able to be started on.[/quote]Igbos are unbelievably daft.

Which democracy? The one you were eating your neighbours? It was a crime to be fat in Igbo land as that made you a prime target for the rampaging cannibals

This Father of internet thingy again? or you want us to dig the Emeagwali episode up that has been trashed over and over and found to be a fraud like Nwude, Anajemba and morris ibekwe

Claus: Man! I read that Daily Mail article about John Cleese's divorce. I am shaking with rage on his behalf.

His ex-wife went from living in a council flat to having £8m assets + income of £600k a year just by marrying and divorcing him even though there were no kids. It's painful sha!

She can now leave a bigger inheritance to her kids from previous relationships than he can leave to his own kids.

Well it's a combination of a very naive man, VERY FOOLISH laws, and a woman whose greed knows no bounds!

People would tell you the laws make sense and she deserved every penny or he is a real man

naijababe: I'd really like to meet the this oil worker who did such a number on you

She is here

https://www.nairaland.com/1015075/marrying-someone-not-crazy-should

I am keeping this for my records. It would come in handy

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I am keeping this for my records. It would come in handy

^^ Ronke,

There has been prostitution from the days of Adam. And people then knew when you need express service you go to red light districts

The complaint is about men who want good girls but get pseudo redlight girls.

If I go to Allen or Akin Adesola at 10pm to pick up girls, I know what I am getting but when I go to Church, weddings and normal places I dont expect to pick up prostitutes who want money for their services.

How would a guy who met an Oil company worker know he is dealing with a PAY AS YOU GO?

Madawaki01: Guys,u need to read books about d nigerian civil war,only then u wil know that no one shud have attended his burial(ojukwu)

Exactly, But Igbos are naturally dumb.

Ojukus corpse should have been left for pigs to eat for what he did to 1m Igbo civilians

I mean who does the below

During the war, there was a widely held belief (propagated by Ojukwu and other Biafran leaders) that defeat for Biafra would be met by mass genocidal massacres by the federal government. If Ojukwu believed this, then his escape at the end of the war is deplorable. After over a million Igbos were killed (90% of whom were civilians), Ojukwu fled in the last days of the war when his people were at their lowest ebb, despite repeatedly promising throughout the war that he would never leave them to the mercy of the federal troops. If he believed that all his people would be massacred, then his flight to a exile abroad and refusal to stand side by side with them to finish a war he led them into, cannot be applauded

FLIGHT TO IVORY COAST

[size=18pt]During the war, there was a widely held belief (propagated by Ojukwu and other Biafran leaders) that defeat for Biafra would be met by mass genocidal massacres by the federal government. If Ojukwu believed this, then his escape at the end of the war is deplorable. After over a million Igbos were killed (90% of whom were civilians), Ojukwu fled in the last days of the war when his people were at their lowest ebb, despite repeatedly promising throughout the war that he would never leave them to the mercy of the federal troops. If he believed that all his people would be massacred, then his flight to a exile abroad and refusal to stand side by side with them to finish a war he led them into, cannot be applauded[/size]

[size=14pt]What a coward, A 2 faced biatch. Ojuku should actually be tied to a stake and stoned to death[/size]

lagcity: Igbo people, please find remedy to this bitterness that troubles you. You can whine and b1tch all you want but ultimately, you are responsible for whatever befell you. Cold truth. Stop dsturbing and blackmailing Nigerians We are tired of this crap.

The useless Igbos would rather blame everyone else for the Biafra misadventure

Did anyone tell them to kill other regional leaders and spare theirs?

Katsumoto: The premier of the East did not escape, he had tea with Ifeajuna right after Ifeajuna killed Balewa and Maimalari, his boss and mentor.

Don't forget the premier of the Mid-west, Dennis Osadebey, another Igbo man, also escaped. As did Nwafor Orizu, senate president; Ironsi GOC Nigerian Army.

They forgot there was a Premier in the East. Zik wasnt corrupt, Osadebey was pious man-Infact the next Pope designate, Nwafor Orizu has cholera so they also forgot about him

But Balewa, Akintola, Bello, Okotie-Eboh, and other non Ibos couldnt escape

Mods Is this HP worthy?

https://www.nairaland.com/1018772/jonathan-should-not-resign-opc

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^After that emotional tirade, how come the laughter at the end?....Or are you finally losing the plot and going nuts from spending the whole day on your cheap laptop trying to defend the indefensible?

Ikemba made a decision to secede from Nigeria, and it was Nigeria that declared war on Biafra......A decision not taken on a whim, given attempts to settle issues via the Aburi accord, which was reneged on the moment Gowon got back to Nigeria. So please don't say Ojukwu made a "stupid decision"......you can [b]NEVER [/b]understand the feelings of a people who have lost loved ones through cold-blooded murder and senseless violence in the north (isues which we're still grappling with today in your 'one Nigeria').

With the benefit of hindsight, the major mistake Ojukwu (and some Biafrans/Igbos) made (which i can't really blame them for) was not being ruthless and heartless enough when having dealings with certain individuals and people, but staying within the limits of human decency and int'l law; also he shouldn't have 'turned his back' on Awo without checking if he was 'carrying a knife' first- ie, he shouldn't have taken it for granted that everyone operates on the same levels of human decency and morality as everyone else.

You still can't come up with a plausible reason why Awo, Obasanjo, et al couldn't grab the moment and do what was beneficial to their people can you? They could have sent everyone that wasn't Yoruba out of the South West, declare Oduduwa republic and damn the consequences.......the core north wouldn't have had a response with their hands full with the Biafrans......after all you guys had the 'fearsome' black scorpion didn't you?.....Or is it that you just can't live without us ?[/quote]Who cant live without you? Count the number of Yoruba in Igbo land and count the numbers of Igbos in Yoruba land

Have you tried to understand how a warlord and leader of an army would flee to Abidjan and leave his citizens to die?

In most cultures a General who does that would be shamed for life. But not for Igbos who are mentally twisted and actually deranged

Ojuku can only be called a Hero in Yiboland

Katsumoto: Clearly your definition of bravery and cowardice is different from the world definition.

How can any man be comparing civilians who were going on exile with a soldier whose actions had contributed to 3 millions deaths?

No one really cares whether Ndigbo reveres a coward, what annoys the rest of the world is that you lot believe you are brave but your leader dashed to Abidjan dressed like Rita Dominic and moving faster than Chidi Imoh.

Ojukwu didn't run to set up base elsewhere to continue the war, he ran leaving 3 million dead plus millions more at the mercy of Nigerian soldiers.

Why didn't Effiong cross into Cameroun to save his own as.s? He was a soldier; he waited for his fate.

You are free to poke fun at Diya; he is a coward and no Yoruba will defend his cowardly as.s.

Diya wasnt even leading an army and he is ridiculed all over Yorubaland

Imagine a warlord, the leader of his people wearing Gstring to escape to Abidjan

Show me any respected warlord leading an army and fled in the heat of war.

igbo boy: oh makes sense now..no wonder terrorist aregbosal and Tinubu as muslims can sympathize with the BH guys cos not only is it compatible with their religion but it is compatible with their olodo-wa world view...

Sure you wont understand, Cowardice is in your blood.

An average Igbo man would rather flee to Abidjan dressed like a woman while allowing his kids to be killed.

Leaders would rather lay their lives than run away.

maybe If Jesus had the spirit of Ojuku he would have run away from being killed

A coward is always a coward Igbos are despicable cowards