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State of Emergency

jackbauersballs: You can open a good brothel with that money in locales like agege, pen-cinema, and ikeja along.
Make sure your girls are clean and you provide free condoms.

You can also do promos like 'shag 1, shag her sister half price'...that sort of thing.

To keep your girls motivated, you can introduce perks and incentives like employee of the month award,most STI-free employee award, etc...

I wanted to advise him to do this, but I felt since he has been in London for 15yrs he might be a butter and not know how to deal with Area boys who would throng the place.

But In case you can handle the area boys thats a good business too. Get those dingy faceme I face youget in touch with a Madam in Ikeja under bridge who can source fresh blooded girls from Calabar/Akwa-Ibom, SE, Edo/Delta, benue. Get a DJ who would be playing raunchy music, Open a bar to sell beer

if you can get 10 rooms, you can subdivide it into small cubicles to make like 30 rooms. I think each girl would be paying like 2-3k rent per day

2k on 30rooms thats like 60k per day Tax free

ronkebp: She was tearing her clothes and going out naked....abi you did not read that part?

And how did tearing clothes and going nakeed affect the man? Couldnt it be that the heat was too much and she wanted fresh air

Its not unusual for women to remove their clothes and tie only wrapper while outside to enjoy Fresh air

She might also be considering a carer in strip tease hence the clothe removal

bewitch? Any evidence they bewitched her?

[quote author=Area-Fada](i) buy cheap farm land in Ogun state. A few acres if possible. Make sure it's really cheap and genuine. Plan what to do with it, poultry etc. But know who your buyers will be before hand. Stay a bit longer in UK and raise more money. Return when you are ready to start.

(ii) buy a truck/tanker and give to a company. If done carefully, you can raise money with it and still continue raising more dough in UK, even if only £300 a month you can put aside. That's £3600 by same time next year.[/quote]Now lets do the Maths. The guy has 2.5m How much do they buy a plot of land in Ogun State and how much would buy an acre? How much would it take to set up a farm like you described above

ii) How much would it take to buy a truck or trailer? How much to ship to Naija and clear, how much to do maintenance, and run the truck?

ronkebp: My thoughts exactly...abi, are we going to say someone that has been in a marraige for 7 years has not seen enough to make her make-up her mind about leaving the union??

The way she did it had been carefully thought out...it was not a day thing, but months even years gan sef...and just felt enough had to be enough.

Some celebrities parade themselves as a "must-have"...but are they really who they portray themselves to be?? chaffs!!!!

Maybe we should use the same logic for the old man who left his old wife and married sweet sixteen? NO?

many posters there didnt care about what could have been going on behind close doors before the started condemning the man. Now its katie Holmes we have to consider what goes on behind the closed door we ignored 2 days ago.

Interesting

Some women are evil

Nothing do you.

You and your husband can trade Herpes for Syphillis.

afterall marriage is about sharing

deuces

samkoro: Stinking pigs with only visions of slavery to Aboki,treachery backstabbing and blindness to freedom and dignity.Selling their freedom for a plate of food called national cake.U will regret this in future.Just get busy sowing the seeds of regret via treachery and bigotery.

Yorubas that don't respect anything that is not theirs.U do not know the insecurity u may cause to yorubas in portharcourt.U guys are backing everything Anti east and south south and the millitants at the creeks are silent watching.For instance OBJ wasted the first 4yrs and what he got as a reward by yorubas for him to go for a 2nd tenure of wastage.You did not field any candidate to oppose him.Its a fact.

Those who support what the housa fulanis are doing will have their wives and children slaughtered by those devils one day.Do not worry ,one day u will beg for Oduah republic and you won't get it.Mark this statement!

Ur sovereign National conference will not work because you are being hypocritical,and foolishly too proud to call it Aburi conference reloaded

These descendants of cannibals who are hated by everyone. Everyone doesnt want anything to do with the useless Igbos. Hausas hate you, Beroms hate you, Tivs dont care about you, SS minorities all want to get rid of you, Yorubas cant stand you.

Why dont you get youur criminal asss back to the red clay, erosion headquarters in Alayibo, So that Osisikankwu, Clifford orji and Vincent Duru can feast on your asss. Any Igbo that want to make it must leave that cursed land they call home.

When has a Igbo man contested for presidency before? Always queuing behind their slave masters.

Azikwe queued behind balewa, Ekwueme for Shagari, Sylvester Ugo for Tofa. Show us any Igbo that contested for president as a fore runner Like Abiola, Awolowo or Like Obasanjo. Igbos are always begging to be assisiant this, Vice that, no initiative of their own

Bloody cannibals. If its not drug trafficking in Malaysia, Its 419 in Brazil(Nwude, Anajemba)or fraud like Tobechukwu Onwuhara. No empire came out of the SE, bunch of cannibals roaming around the forest better thank the white men came to save them from your ancestors from their neighbours cooking pot

My brother I would give you some ideas.

Can you open a beer parlour? I thin k its a very good business, target the sururb, get a shop close to the main road and have loud music, Asun, Suya and you are set

Those suggesting haulage. 2.5m cannot buy a truck, ship and clear it into Lagos, Buying emblem, insurance and also doing some minor maintenance

You can also open a church and stage miracles there. Get fine girls in your church too and ppl would troop in

And we have a clueless m0r0nic retardeen as president of this country?

debosky: That was the first Arsenal jersey I ever bought with my own cash

The other jerseys were stolen from people clothes line Ole ajibole, barawo banza shege dan-iska

AjanleKoko: ^^
I Get Am Before?

Na him Make Brazil the best footballing country in the world and madrid the best in Europe

[quote author=Bandit C.]I'd rather relocate to hell than share a new nation with yorubas. Those creatures are pathetic and worthless slimes. No pride at all. Their very existence revolves around playing second fiddle to the illiterate and stinky things up north called hausa/fulani and getting b.u.t.t.Zap.e.d. by them.

What about some useless minority groups without any cause. Just playing "yes boys" to the desert monkies up north and surviving only on "haterade" juice.

That trash called Nigeria disgusts me to no bounds.[/quote]No one wants to have anything to do with the useless cannibals called Igbos.

First of all can you just relocate from SW back into your jungle so you can eat yourselves?

While the generations of Azikwes keep being a boy-boy to Balewa

Who doesnt know that the jerry curl bling bling Oritsejafor is a f00l?

What did he do when children were being killed in Calabar claiming they were witches

What a useless man

So whats Abatis twitter account?

Why is Russia shouting on us? Are we mates? Have they forgotten we have Emperor Retardeen Jonathan and Boko Haram?

[size=28pt]Age is just a number it doesnt count?[/size]


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37yr Kongo?

Billyonaire: Obviously life will be difficult for him, Its either he is shameless elder brother of your friend or his history does not allow him to get help anyway because of the chronic debtor mentality. If he had anywhere else to go for a loan he would not have come to you based on past misdeed. Stay away from him.

Most people who are chronic borrowers its just simply that they are living beyond their means. not in all cases but 80% of the time.

That same person earning 1m per month would still find ways to borrow

You gave a ring to someone you don't know

Maybe you stole the ring or its all these "touch and follow rings"

Billyonaire: And you call him a friend ? He is a parasite, believe me, the moment that guy is on bucks he wont even call you his friend.

He is my friends elder bro and my senior in high sch
I borrowed him last year because his wife and kid were relocating to US from Naija and they had nowhere to stay as he was in school and squatting with friends

He promised to be Paying 200 per month when he graduates but after grad he rather bought a car but never did anything about my own loan. Last week he said his wifes mom who came for omugwo needed money to extend her return ticket

Of course I declined

Jarus: What I have learnt from this thread:
1, How Lagosians coped pre-TMB
2, That Lagos Island was at a time the capital of Lagos state

Was there a Lagos state pre 1976? If yes who were the governors

Gowon created 12 states

To borrow dey sweet to pay back na the wahala

I have a friend who borrowed 2500 dollars last year Easter and hasn't paid a dime back till today last week he now called me for another 300 dollar loan. Imagine

You proposed to her without knowing her age? Are you sure you even know her name and the family she comes from?

Did you propose drunk under durress or with a financial incentive attached

Have you shined her Kongo? Are you sure say she no be man or the toto don wrinkle sef

By the time everything go finish now. Some people go begin scream genocide.

What a bunch of wussies

Another Retardeen Jonathan production

I dey laff

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Its a facepalm moment

Just the same way Yoruba traditional religion is embraced in the carribeans and Part of South America while its almost extinct in the Yoruba states itself.

There might be more Ifa worshippers in Cuba than in Nigeria