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Yeepa.

Talk is cheap

If Boko haram continue, A war might break out and Nigeria might split.

Retardeen jonathan would surely go to Hague and be tried like Slobodan Milosevic

Ekwy Omalicha: send man o war to protect your kinsmen in Mile 12

Talk true, Shey you wan make dem send police to your Biafra brothers?

Abeg we no wan make you dey spam us and our grand children for the next 50yrs about GENOCIDE

[quote author=~Bluetooth]They are just bunch of hooligans and the Nigeria police is equal to the task ![/quote]Even Man O war, Civil Defence or Boys scout would handle them.

If you release Police on them, they wont let us hear word for the next 50yrs screaming GENOCIDE

Hmmmmmmm.

Heck Naaahhh. I believe in Public Punching of your partner to show Love

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[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]All these paintings for a cake. . .

I bet it must taste awful.[/color][/quote]Sweetheart mamagee

Where have you been?

What are examples of countries to emulate that are themselves not modelled after America?

naijababe: Someone call 911, DK about to finally out himself, why else are are his fingers dripping with GA/Y terms? Eyin boiz, make una clear fast.

Na your bakkassi I dey target

edoyad: funny thing is I like the guy lol.

IMAGINE. See this useless adodi DANDAUDA. Sorry Chidi is not a GAYYner like you. Face Folahann or dipo+

naijababe: And all the men you mentioned in your post just walked except Ikere Ekiti man simply walked away without compensating their exes right? Ray Parlour divorce suddenly comes to mind.

The house collected is not enough compensation? What more compensation do they need? His blood?

Retardeen has been trying to bring Bakare from time since that didnt work he resorted to smear campaigns

I absolutely hate garlic. I dont care whatever good it does to the body

[quote author=tpia@]is this what you're serving your girlfriends?

good thing you can sweet talk them so they dont mind.[/quote]You sef come and let me teach you cooking dont be shy. I can show you many many things in addition to that

How many days more?

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ronkebp: ^^^^Hope you are adding curry, thyme, maggi, salt, garlic and onions to that bland meat you are cooking first ...and not just putting it in water to boil..??. infact i add a little bit of ground-pepper....to give the meat it's own unique taste..

Quit forming jare and come for IT(Industrail training) from me

Yebariba samboribobo

In the 1991 census Lagos State had a population of 5m.

I believe now lagos State would be between 15-20m

Also in those days of austerity the number of vehicles would be like 10% of what it is currently

See mumu in action

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GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

GEJ: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUIMNYkQFPJg8jflub7zMYgSKUiuVq5L0S0GfRlonPS6rcfmtJ[/img]

Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. So you sef siddon like mumu dey wait for Drones? Why you mumu like this sef. Is it genetic?

GEJ: Yes ma

Ngwakwe: The same foolishness that made you lose your job has started manifesting itself in Nairaland.
Just imagine somebody like you calling people who have opposing views to yours- 40 laptops, because you fail to present a superior argument.
You have become unproductive in life and being frustrated, I advise you to go for rehabilitation.
Just a candid advice.

Bros carry bucket and begin cry put

Like Stereoman said E dey pain me ga ga


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dne5mzMZZw0

[quote author=Chyz*]No, I live in the US. He is talking about the FG. Hillary Clinton even said that jonathan is not serious on his claim to fight corruption.[/quote]Let him be wiggling all over like an earthworm in contact with Salt

OBAMA said it clearly. Retardeen Jonathan is poor and incompetent

Deal with that

naijababe: Yes. For crying out loud if a man is not willing to walk the whole 9 yards why get married? So, renting a new apartment with his new okpeke makes it all right? In there somewhere is a heart Dayo.

People get married and get divorced everyday from the days of Adam. In every society there is marriage and divorce. The man is not interested in the union again, should he be forced to stay in it?

I am sure you had boyfriends you left, Why werent you forced to stay with them.

People marry and ppl divorce everyday its not like the man has commited an offence. The former french president has divorced multiple times, Presidential candidates John McCain and Newt gingrich High men and peasant farmers in Ikere Ekiti divorce everyday.

The man wants out for his own reasons and he even rented a house for the new bride so she wont eat from the previous wifes labour.

So what more should the man do? be forced to live with his first wife? or deny him his right to divorce?

Even Obama knows that we have a poor and terrible govt in retardeen Jonathan

What a shame

maybe its because of the "Born to rule" mentality in Obama,

Maybe its because Obama is jealous of the SS minority,

maybe its because Obama is a parasite after their oyel.

maybe its because Obama hates the SS

gboss4sure: Arrant nonsense. To some extent you might be right but why didn't boko haram start their bombing during yar adua era or during the era of any other northerner?

So you are too daft to know that Boko haram started bombing under yar Adua?

In the early hours of Sunday morning, the northern Nigerian state of Bauchi again succumbed to an outbreak of religious violence, only five months after a similar one that claimed at least six lives and left hundreds displaced. Within the first few hours of these latest riots, the death toll had risen to more than thirty. At least five of the initial casualties were policemen.

The violence started in the state capital, Bauchi, in the early hours of Sunday, July 26 (2009), when a band of heavily armed men, belonging to Boko Haram (a shadowy radical Islamic sect led by Mohammed Yusuf, a cleric known for his rabid opposition to Western-style education), invaded a police station ostensibly to free some of their leaders being held. Boko Haram translates to “Education is prohibited”. The police fought back, and the violence quickly spread. The next day the State Government imposed a 9pm to 6am curfew on the city. Mohammed Barau, Police spokesperson in Bauchi was quoted on Monday as saying that “the situation is now under control…”

The situation has however since degenerated rapidly, fanning both east and west to neighbouring Kano, Yobe and Borno states. On Monday, the militants set the new prison complex in Maiduguri, the Borno state capital on fire, and attacked police installations, including the State police headquarters, where they set buildings and vehicles on fire. More policemen were reported to have lost their lives in the Maiduguri attacks. Heavy fighting has since continued until now between the militants and a combined team of police and soldiers, and a dusk-to-dawn curfew has been imposed on the city, whose streets are littered with the bodies of the dead. Attacks on police stations have also been reported in the cities of Potiskum (Yobe State) and Wudil (Kano State).

Early reports, still unconfirmed, linked the militants to the Taliban and to Al-Qaeda. Islamic militants in Northern Nigeria have traditionally claimed links to both organisations, but there is little proof for the claims. The most recent reports from security forces have identified the leaders (as well as significant numbers) of the militants as being of foreign (Nigerien, Chadian and even Sudanese) origin, based on documents found on arrested and killed militants.

Bauchi has a history of being a hotbed of religious violence, which assumed a worrisome dimension with the emergence of democratic rule in 1999. In 2007, Christian-Muslim fighting arising from the demolition of a mosque in Bauchi city by unknown persons claimed at least one life and resulted in the destruction of churches, mosques and residential buildings. In February of this year, at least ten people were killed, and hundreds displaced in the capital in the aftermath of attacks triggered by the early morning burning of a mosque. The attackers were reportedly Muslim sects targeting Christians and Churches in retaliation for the arson attack on the mosque, which the Christians claimed was carried out by deliberately by Muslims to stir up trouble. It took the hurried summoning of the military to prevent the violence from spreading outside Bauchi.

The drafting of soldiers has done very little to stem this latest round of violence. The death toll has now risen to more than 150. There are grave fears that the violence may spread to the vulnerable North-Central state of Plateau, which only last November witnessed one of the worst religious crises in Nigeria in recent times, in which hundreds of Christians and Muslims were massacred, the fallout of hotly contested local elections.

It should however be noted that unlike in the past, where the violence was always targeted mostly at places of worship (churches), and areas with high concentrations of Christian residents, this latest case of violence started as a clash between Islamic militants and the police – with the militants apparently focusing their attention only on police stations and government buildings. However, riots in the North, irrespective of their immediate causes, tend to very quickly take on a religious twist, pitching the predominant Muslim population against the minority Christians, many of whom are typically migrants from Southern Nigeria.

Between 1999 and 2001, 12 Nigerian states (all in the North) of a total of 36 adopted the controversial Islamic legal system, Sharia, which prescribes punishments like public stoning for adultery and amputation for theft. Apart from being against western-style education, Boko Haram’s members are also known to be strong advocates of the imposition of Sharia all over Nigeria. The introduction of Sharia immediately raised tensions between Christians and Muslims, and all of the violence since then (occurring almost every year and claiming thousands of lives) can be traced to these tensions, waiting to be ignited for the flimsiest of reasons.

By Wednesday, an additional contingent on 1,000 soldiers was on its way to the troubled region. But long after the riots are over and displaced persons return to their homes, the questions will linger. At the moment, many are already querying the effectiveness of intelligence gathering by the security operatives, laxity of which is partly to blame for this latest crisis, especially when Bauchi has established for itself a reputation for senseless religious violence. And President Umar Yar’Adua has drawn widespread condemnation for choosing to proceed with a state visit to Brazil while the country burns.

But the biggest question of all will be this: when, and where next?

Tolu Ogunlesi (c) 2009

ubandire: Dayokanu-Daniel Kanuof the Abacha days.

LOL. You are clearly out of your depth . No wonder you are a Retardeen jonathan supporter

Even Obama knows that we have a poor and terrible govt in retardeen Jonathan

What a shame

maybe its because of the "Born to rule" mentality in Obama,

Maybe its because Obama is jealous of the SS minority,

maybe its because Obama is a parasite after their oyel.

maybe its because Obama hates the SS

[quote author=tpia@]You're speaking of apples and oranges.


The meat is typically cooked before being added to the stew.

Fish is what you can add without cooking it separately.[/quote]The meat is boiled before adding to the stew to make it soft and chewable. You can also boil fish before adding to stew but its not compulsory because Fish is naturally softer than meat.

After boiling the meat its just bland, no pepper or oil on it. You would now add it to the stew and let it cook together

After the cooiking the taste of the meat and the stew would be equal

Tpia come and spend the rest of your summer with me and let me teach you some things. You would always cherish the experience.

ronkebp: You too dey parade yourself as cook.....go and sit somewhia boy!!!!

I get skills in many areas. Just come here and find out my core competences

This is the Fresh air we were promised

Up Retardeen Jonathan

Calling calling laptop 1 to 40 .

Report for duty and start bashing Obama and America

4llerbuntu: THAT IS SOO GAYY!!! eeeewwwww

dayoKanu!!!!!! fook.

mukina pls delete those posts pls, jeez

See this GAYYner dey jizz over himself. Sharap there adodi buruku