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Islam › Re: The Importance Of Reading The Qur'an With Tajweed by Dcaliphate(m): 4:01pm On Jan 03, 2020
explosiveskull:
I don't understand, does it mean you read the quoran with Taj weed( cannabis)?
abeg someone should correct me.
No, it means reading it while smoking weed in the Taj Mahal
Politics › Re: Bode George Indicates Interest In Running For President In 2023 by Dcaliphate(m): 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2020
after all my hustle, i enter 2nd page

therefore....

IWTK = I Want To Knack
Romance › Re: The Best Relationship Advice For Everyone This 2020 by Dcaliphate(m): 7:35am On Jan 03, 2020
Jodha:
My one cent...


All these won't be meaningful...if both parties don't put equal efforts...

A relationship is between two people...not one person chasing the other constantly...
u have said it all sweetie
Politics › Re: Elisha Abbo Eats With Prison Inmates On New Year Day (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:56am On Jan 03, 2020
Our shameless politicians, they'll do anything to curry public sympathy, and majority of Nigerians no get sense, they'll still vote them again undecided
Car Talk › Re: 10 Reasons That Toyota Corolla Was Crowned Nigeria’s Car Of The Year 2019 by Dcaliphate(m): 2:00pm On Dec 31, 2019
huh
Romance › Re: Another Man Is After My Girlfriend by Dcaliphate(m): 3:16pm On Dec 30, 2019
YungMillionaire:
I don't understand. Your girlfriend asked you if she could go out with her crush and you said yes? Did I read that correctly OR did you type it wrong?
lol, leave am na, he was forming liberal man with babe, him never see anything
Celebrities › Re: Andrew Dunbar Dies On Christmas Eve by Dcaliphate(m): 4:20pm On Dec 29, 2019
Kylekent59:
Intelligence is not about going to school, knowing how to read and write, being a graduate, or even coming to social media to show you have the basis of education.

Intelligence is about reasoning, thinking, ideas. What can you reason or what idea can you give in other to make the society a better place.



Now, read your post and tell me if you are intelligent or an educated illiterate?







RIP

It is always good to live a good life since no one knows his/her time. Be free minded and lovable.

Enjoy the best time you have on earth, make people around you happy.
Grammar.

Buhari is still to be blamed, type english from here to Daura if you like.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Fornicators Mean By One Thing Led To Another? by Dcaliphate(m): 4:02pm On Dec 29, 2019
one touch led to another kiss, then one kiss led to a another squeeze... like that till promise land
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by Dcaliphate(m): 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2019
binghamm:
I bet he didn't see that one coming. Had he escaped it, it would have been testimony time. Now that it got him, I wonder what his folks think. undecided
it's still testimony time bro, cos the wife and the other sibling survived.
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Steps Into Her 2019 Toyota Prado Jeep Worth 48 Million Naira In Style by Dcaliphate(m): 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2019
the bloke that took this video must have been high on coke.... i no fit shake head dey follow am
Celebrities › Re: Dénola Grey And His Mother's Christmas Pictures by Dcaliphate(m): 7:44pm On Dec 26, 2019
nigga looks gay, Denola Gay.
Sports › Re: Odegbami: Samson Siasia Does Not Deserve To Be Abandoned NOW! by Dcaliphate(m):
I pray God helps him. If it's for Nigeria, no bother yourself.
Sports › Re: Salah, Mane & Mahrez Make Top 3 Finalists For African Player Of The year by Dcaliphate(m): 6:04pm On Dec 22, 2019
Na Mane e suppose be but...

Family › Re: Zimbabwean Mother-in-law Demands Sex From Son-in-law by Dcaliphate(m): 10:02pm On Dec 20, 2019
phuck her only if you hate your wife. one d*ck cant be penetrating both mother and daughter and be at peace, me and u know that
Politics › Re: Yuletide: Enugu Govt Offers Free Enugu-owerri Airport Shuttle For Residents by Dcaliphate(m): 8:13am On Dec 20, 2019
Iko5000:
Ok you might be right as I've never been to Owerri but also try Abakpa Nike roads in Enugu at 17:30 in the evening , real madness .
lols, Abakpa na mad ppl zone na, do they even have traffic lights there?? i try my best to avoid that area cos the little experiences I've had there were terrible
Romance › Re: “Go And Get A Boyfriend” – Bride Trolls Her Friend At Her Wedding by Dcaliphate(m): 6:28am On Dec 20, 2019
hehehe, don't worry you'll soon start to get your own fowl pimples when she starts to come for your husband grin ....you think say single ladies dey smile these days
Politics › Re: Yuletide: Enugu Govt Offers Free Enugu-owerri Airport Shuttle For Residents by Dcaliphate(m): 12:40am On Dec 20, 2019
Iko5000:
You just killed your statement about them obeying traffic rules . You know it's not true
They do bro. Go to owerri you'll know the difference.
Celebrities › Re: David Ifeanyi Adeleke Is American Citizen Officially by Dcaliphate(m): 7:27pm On Dec 19, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
Up till now my parent haven't tell me the reason why they make me a Nigerian, me that i was on my way to the womb of a mother that lives in a country where thing works fine, they now hijacked me.

How can God give me options of Citizenship that i will now choose to be a Nigerian when I'm not mad.



Youre stupid, i packed into my own house @24, did i ever mentioned American citizenship? Is America the only country that works fine, you're stupid for replying me senselessly , tell me your achievement as at the age i became a landlord, dont just come to nairaland to insult people because this is a faceless forum, expressing my feelings that i wouldn't have choose to be a nigerian if i had the option before ending up in womb, how is that your headache ? Did buhari's Children studied in Nigeria? has he ever taken treatment here in Nigeria? boy, use your brain.if you watched the video of NDLEA aptitude test and you're still telling me you're proud been a Nigerian then you're sick, i won't be surprise if some mofos start to ask for my source of income to became a landlord at 24, just because they are raised in a country where it is hard to make it.

because you find it hard to buy half plot of land doesn't mean everybody is finding it hard to do good things, stop quoting me, focus on how your life will be better. A slowpoke that typed 'yourself as ur is telling me i can't write well in good English, you're a disgrace to the higher institution you represent.
oboy, if your parents didn't pass down wealth to you, how did you become a landlord @24?? in Nigeria??
Politics › Re: Yuletide: Enugu Govt Offers Free Enugu-owerri Airport Shuttle For Residents by Dcaliphate(m): 7:14pm On Dec 19, 2019
Enugu is among one of the best states anyone can reside in the south east. They're so civilized and obey traffic rules very well.
Phones › Re: Most Searched Phones By Nigerians In 2019 by Dcaliphate(m): 2:45pm On Dec 18, 2019
dont be fooled this is what is most searched...beeches, tittieees and bummm

Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Says He Will Stop Desperate Politicians by Dcaliphate(m): 8:30am On Dec 18, 2019
our leaders always talking about elections, what are your achievements first? who do us this thing??
Politics › Re: Raymond Dokpesi: I Am Still In PDP, No Plans To Defect Yet by Dcaliphate(m): 8:27am On Dec 18, 2019
shift to anywhere u want, it's not news...who e epp??
Romance › Re: He Blocked Me After I Called Him A Liar For Sending Roses To His Cousin! by Dcaliphate(m): 10:23pm On Dec 17, 2019
stop fucking in your dating, it causes unusual distrust
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee, Prince Eke And Their Children Step Out For Lunch by Dcaliphate(m): 6:43pm On Dec 16, 2019

Christianity Etc › Re: Becky And Paul Enenche Celebrate Christmas With Widows, Orphans, Others by Dcaliphate(m): 8:01am On Dec 16, 2019
Great!! daddy freeze won't see this one o, awon agent of darkness
Business › Re: 5 Profitable Things That Will Always Sell In Nigeria by Dcaliphate(m):
u forget kidney? Sell one and get hard currency
Celebrities › Re: Khloe: I Can’t Marry A Broke Man That Doesn’t Have At Least 3 Cars, 2 Houses by Dcaliphate(m): 11:33pm On Dec 14, 2019
Ritaokafor:
Are u hausa?
I'm all three
Travel › Re: 18 Passengers Die In Peace Mass Transit Accident by Dcaliphate(m): 2:01pm On Dec 13, 2019
pocohantas:
PMT? People that enter this bus are really trying. It feels like paying for your own assasination.

RIP to the lives lost.
seriously, they waste people like the plantain on your profile pic
Culture › Re: Adesoji Aderemi: Rolls-royce Of Late Ooni Of Ife On Display At OAU Convocation by Dcaliphate(m): 2:21am On Dec 13, 2019
fortune1968:
Negative thoughts have taken over you .Too bad.
Sadly one can't be real again with situations in Nigeria without sounding 'Negative'.
You that is positive thoughts personified, please give us light...
Culture › Re: Adesoji Aderemi: Rolls-royce Of Late Ooni Of Ife On Display At OAU Convocation by Dcaliphate(m): 5:48pm On Dec 12, 2019
it's nothing but a dead car....


a dead car of one of the dead leaders....


a dead leader of a dead nation that is as of this moment, in utter darkness, literally.


stone me if you will.
Celebrities › Re: Venita Akpofure Wows In Swimsuit (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 5:23pm On Dec 12, 2019
them don dey sample goods and services
Celebrities › Re: Khloe: I Can’t Marry A Broke Man That Doesn’t Have At Least 3 Cars, 2 Houses by Dcaliphate(m): 5:18pm On Dec 12, 2019
olosho what is your work?...kileleyi oru gi? ina aiki? dan'buro uba.

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