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peeps4u:
Why are you explaining yourself?

There are some people you can't fight. He is very brutal and blunt and he doesn't give a fuuuck.

Monkeyprick:
Dem don use your car like Ejigbo prostitute
Why don't you name the person and shame the devil?

He gave d car to an Alien looking driver

China. They ve made their immigration is easy for foreigners

izzou:
[color=royalblue]The advert is very clear na

AS LOW AS......

For you to pay 23k a week, maybe your bank statement would be having transaction records of over 200k every week, not to talk of guarantors and areas of residence

If you address is something like Plot 8a, Africa lane, Lekki phase 1, then you may be entitled to apply for 23k a week.

But if your address na

Take a bike to No 141, Mumuni Ogunsakin street, cross to the other side take a bike to CAC, off Alhj Nofisat Olodumare crescent. Look for the white house with grey roof, and ask for Mr Tojahh
If your address be like this, sorry for you


In all, it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for one to get a 2017 corolla for 23k a week.[/color]

23k with 2018 Cars. How feasible is this. With maintenance cost on them. Not possible

chillex8:

for as little as 23k weekly? Interesting, Uber wants to turn weekly rental to small chops.

dru23:
Thank God for your success.. It is not easy.. Nothing is easy in life.. Sometimes you just have to take it . This also reminds me when I started importing engine oil to sell. Some said ,I can't even sell fast enough and now I can't even meet with the demand on ground.. We thank God for everything sha

Thanks Oga Dru. Business at start up is always full of challenges, but as time goes on things will fall in place. Nah to start my company remain now. Probably bringing Lyft to Nigeria to compete with Uber and Bolt with the help of investors

calabardick:
Majority works 24/7

my woman drove one from the international airport to lekki, behind shoprite early hour of today. He slept from the airport road to lekki tollgate. When they got to my place I have to cease his car key, gave him a place to sleep then advice him to end the trip when he wakes up.

He remits 30k weekly and does 10k repairs.
isn't this wickedness?
Isn't this slavery?
A 20 years old going thro this

You reminded me of my earlydays in this business, 2017. I was paying 40k to my partner and was doing servicing of the car with synthetic oil of 20k bimonthly and I was handling all the repairs myself. It was hell for me. I knew nothing about the biZ before signing Agreement. At a time I felt my partner took advantage of me. When he noticed am a novice. But all these things made me who I am today. To say am over successful in this ehailing biz is an under statement. Looking back 2years ago to now, my account is a very fat one. It has always been the yardstick i measure my success. Thank God. In every mess there is a message.

chucsmoore:
yea. I have won it before, I didn't bother using it

Wow

AngryIgboMan:
Every Driver rich for BOLT (listen)
Poor Driver no dey for Uber (at all)
Dem call me like say na me start am (yeah)
Living fake life with cheap cars

E ma pariwo
Dem money na just audio (Na audio)
E ma pariwo oh
Na just audio

Slow down slow down
Why you wan kill yourself?
Why you wan pa yourself?
Living fake life vida loca
Calm down calm down
Why you wan kill yourself?
Why you wan pa yourself?
Living fake life vida loca

E ma pariwo
Dem money na just audio (Na audio)
E ma pariwo oh
Na just audio


I can even see one Ogbologbo that posted Corolla for 35k immediately he saw screenshots of 90k weekly... Chai... I piry U. I said piry and not pity oo. Becos U go collet. Drivers will use that your fresh Corolla like a new virgin and abandon it like Ejigbo prostitute. U go cry

Maybe he has seen where one rabbit posted that he makes 35k daily

Even me that has been on this since 2016 can't boast of 7k net after a full days work again that I had to run away.

Chief Mechanic G had to run away to sit on the fence

Hunger pursue am comot that he had to go and buy vespas to start logistics business.... Calling it G Logistics as if he is on same level with GIG

He even drew Ships on his banner to make it more international and pragmatic


Chai.... I pity you still buying cars to put on ehailing. Sorry is your first to last name. You will cry no be small.

. Audio money indeed, dem be forming Shatta Bandle

shady2royce:
Afternoon to all the ogas in the house.. I saw this message now on my Uber app, just logging in since morning, I went to fix my car n I saw this, I dunno what I do Uber oo. Please help me

Uber have sacked u bro. They just kicked Ur Ass

AngryIgboMan:
Guys the truth of the matter is that the die is now cast.

Either you unite and go to war... Or you allow these guys to Bleep you up big time. But the fact remains that a whole lot of you on this forum are practically useless and iddiotic.

Before I continue, I want to inform you guys on good authority that the Omoshodi guy and Owolabi guy are one and same person. What he does is to use the omoshodi guy and distribute fake news while telling drivers to share it on there Whatsapp group. Then he will use his Owolabi account and market his useless hustle. I will fucck him up soon. He can bet his balls on that. Am mad and livid right now.

These guys are among the useless people that come online and create fake news. Including the hopeless charlatans called shollywendy and pope191. They create fake news and come to paste it here. Some uneducated illiterates here will copy it and go to distribute it on whatsapp and telegram groups. Voila... The news goes viral. Honestly, anywhere I meet these guys in real life, I wont think twice to mess and fucck them up because they are too stuppid to be human beings.

All these while even before Uber implemented the hackney permit thing, its not as if most Hardcore drivers are not aware that this thing is a real thing. But because we are car owners and we play by some rules, I was expecting other senseless drivers to play along.

I meet VIO and Police everyday. Once they meet me and see one chairman behind the wheels, they will become confused. They are confused because they have seen a passenger at the back. They will now ask one question,

VIO: UBER?
ME: NO
VIO: MOVE ON

But did I come online to create any useless panic tellin people I met VIO here and there? Nope. What did I do? I continued my work jejely. What did I expect other drivers to do?

DEVICE YOUR OWN MEANS TO BEAT THE SYSTEM! DRESS COOPARATELY, DON'T HANG PHONES, TELL YOUR RIDERS TO SEAT AT THE FRONT AND IMMEDIATELY YOU SEE VIO OR POLICE, GET CHATTY WITH YOUR RIDERS AMS BE LAUGHING HARD WITH HIM OR HER. PRETEND AS IF ITS YOUR DISTANT COUSIN YOU ARE CHATTING WITH.

All these is as you wait on Uber Bolt to finish negotiating with goverment on the way forward! Be smart and be street wise!

Moreover since this nonsense began, I was expecting to hear stories of ESCAPADES AND RUNZ. I was expecting to see stories like that of that guy that was climbing Lastma iron hook up and down. I was expecting to see stories of how an Uber driver drove over the legs of a VIO and damaged it permanently. Hell No. What did we see?

Pusssy ass hoes of men coming online to drag useless information like nonentities. People sharing too much informations like charlatans. Who gives a fucck if you are the aide to Osibanjo? Who cares if you work with one stuppid international company? Since yall hoes were dragging that nonsense, how many of us received bank alerts? You have all these connections to top jobs and companies and you prefer to be baking under the sun like a mad man while driving the whole of Lagos?

While You guys were here dragging, government and there agents were busy planning and plotting on to fucck you from the anus! What if they come tomorrow and tell you to sew a particular uniform so that a particular tailor relative of theres who got the contract can cash out? Una get sense like this?

You see to be rich in this life, you must be willing to eliminate and swallow others. Thats exactly what taxi cabals are doing to you guys. One time, I fought it hard on here for drivers to stop posting earnings. You guys refused! Now see what is happening?

Have you guys ever thought if it will end in this LASDRI or Hackney permit of a thing? Are you guys aware that they will never stop? How can you a car owner, go and register yourself as a driver? With you own car? When you already have a national drivers licence? What nonsense is this? If they tell you to bring your BVN tomorrow nko? If they tell you that you shoud meet lirs to get a real tax number so that they take 10% from all your earnings, what will you guys do?

COME ONLINE TO DRAG NONSENSE LIKE BASSTARDS!

On that Note,

Fucck you Nitigriti

Fucck you shollywendy1

Fucck you Pope91

Fucck you Omoshodi

Fucck you Owolabi5

Fucck your whole generations from the rising of the sun to its setting

Fucck Lagos

Fucck the Governor

Fucck Tinubu

Fucck Your Hopeless nama of a President

If wanna be down with them, fucck you too!

Kill dem all. They all deserve to be shot

eyinola:
Ajao Estate residents protest exclusion from Okada ban.

Residents of Ajao Estate in Lagos say that they want their area to be included in the list of places that motorcycle taxis, popularly known as Okada, are banned. The chairman of the residents association stated this when he led a delegation to the office of the Lagos State Governor in Alausa today.

They will add it to the list soon

Major express roads for Okada/Keke Ban

Lagos Ibadan Expressway
Apapa Oshodi Expressway
Oworoshoki Oshodi Expressway
Lagos Ikorodu Expressway
Lagos Abeokuta Expressway
Babangida Bouleverde
Eti-Osa Lekki Epe Expressway
Lagos Badagry Express
Funsho Williams Avenue
Agege motor Road
Eti-Osa Lekki Coastal Road
Bridge dem

Iyana-Ipaja Bridge, Agege/Alimosho Local Government
Dopemu Bridge, Agege/Alimosho Local Government
Airport/Ikeja Bridge, Ikeja Local Government
Agege Motor Road/Oshodi Loop, Oshodi, Ikeja/Mushin Local Government
Mushin/Isolo Link Bridge, Mushin Oshodi Local Government
Dorman Long Bridge Surulere/Lagos Mainland Local Government
Ojuelegba Bridge, Surulere/Lagos Mainland Local Government
National Stadium Flyover, Surulere Local Government
Iganmu/Funsho Williams Bridge Surulere Local Government
Apapa - Iganmu Bridge Surulere local goment
Apapa - Ijora Link Bridge, Apapa/Lagos Mainland local goment
Liverpool Bridge, Apapa, Apapa local goment
Mile 2 Bridge Loop, Amuwo-Odofin, Amuwo-Odofin local goment
Okota (Cele)/Ijesha Link Bridge Mushin/Oshodi-Isolo local goment
Apakun/Apapa-Oshodi Bridge Network, Mushin/Oshodi/Isolo local goment
Ikorodu Road/Anthony Cloverleaf Bridge Somolu/Ikeja Local goment
Trade Fair Flyover Bridge, Ojo local goment
Festac/Amuwo-Odofin Link Bridge Amuwo Odofin local goment
2 Flyover bridges along Alhaji Masha Rd, Surulere local goment
Ojota Clover Leaf Bridge, Kosofe/Ikeja local goment
Ogudu Bridge Kosofe local goment
3rd Mainland Bridge Lagos Island/Mainland/Somolu local goment
Maryland flyover Ikeja/Somolu local goment
Ikeja/General Hospital flyover Bridge Ikeja local goment
Kodesho Bridge, Oba Akran, Ikeja, Ikeja local goment
Opebi Link Bridge, Ikeja local goment
Sheraton-Opebi Bridge, Ikeja local goment
Jibowu/Yaba flyover Bridge, Lagos Mainland local goment
Carter Bridge Lagos, Lagos Mainland local goment
Bariga-Ifako Bridge Somolu/Kosofe local goment
Apapa - OShodi Expressway/Alapere Bridge Somolu/Kosofe local goment
Bariga/Oworonshoki Bridge Somolu/Kosofe local goment
Apapa - Oshodi Expressway/3rd Mainland Bridge Somolu/Kosofe local goment
Apapa - Oshodi Expressway/3rd mainland Bridge Somolu/Kosofe local goment
3rd mainland/Oworonshoki Bridge Kosofe local goment
Eko Bridge Lagos Island/Lagos Mainland local goment
Apongbon flyover, Bridge Lagos Island local goment
Cowry Bridge (Officers Mess) Lagos Island/Eti-Osa local goment
McWen Bridge (Bonny camp) Eti-Osa local goment
Marina/Ikoyi Bridge Lagos Island/Eti-Osa local goment
Ikoyi/Obalende Bridge Eti-Osa local goment

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topsydee007:
Na wa oooo..

What's now the essence of riders rating it they don't take it into consideration.

This people na scam.

The reason is because Alot of drivers beg for 5 star rating at d expense of quality services and some even go to d extent of tricking riders to give them their phones and they rate themselves 5star...

DonJoeSneh:
What if a riders forgets 100m in my car nko....abi yu no dey watch yoruba movies?

Lol. If d owner demands for it and U no return am, that ain't blessing from God. That's big time stealing

okorotalkative:
Yes but not permanently

Bolt are the one rating U not riders, they want to keep U on your toes so U can deliver star services. Someone must have complained about U.

dru23:
My brother work na wrk whether hard labour or mental labour.. The most important thing is to make the best out of it ... People that work in the oil rig na hard labour and very d's dangerous job .. The pay is good and it will tell on your body .. But again the smart ones will do it for few years save money and move on to better things ...Some will use that job as a steeping stone to move on bigger things....

Funny enough I was on YouTube watching Bloomberg business segment... And Aliko Dangote was been interview.. The interviewer ask how he was able to set up the refinery project.. He said he started with importation of cement and importation he wanted to set up cement factory ... So with the money from importation he was able to build his own cement factory.. And he said from there he was able to set up the refinery.. Everything is done by stage and plan.

So if the Uber driver plans very well , he can save enough money and buy his own car . And before you know it he will save enough money buy more cars and employ people to drive for him .. There are many successful stories like that, take Chocharis for example no be menial job he was doing before he got to where he is today....

And at the early stage of Uber five years ago. There is an uber driver name Ogunvick and a guy called Romeo. Those guys started as drivers and before you know it they were managing cars for a lot partners they were going to the North buying Peugeot cars .. They manage cars for far back from the North. They will buy the cars from the North drive down to Lagos. They employed drivers manage them etc . At one time these guys had about at least 10 cars under them .. But due to only God knows the business fail due to some shady things among the two partners of the business.. One partner register the business and made the other partner think that he is also a co owner of the business.. Some crazy stuff was going on sha ....it was crazy...... So my point is whether na labour job or mental job you dey do. Na you know your own goal and plan.. Nobody go hold your hands o .. Another example, you will see some of these Igbo boyz selling parts. Some of them will start with a small shop selling parts. Some will even sleep inside shop, before you know it that boy has open up his own warehouse shipping containers of parts. So my brother am done for these topic ..no be mouth person fit they talk everything o .. If you know ,you know ....as we dey type and post up and down . Some uber drivers are making money and planning their week on how to make more money o

Ok

bigiyaro:
so u think hard work is done with muscles, u think that muscular wheelbarrow pusher is working "hard"? the real hard work is done mentally, strategic and innovative thinking is the real hardwork, and that is why we a few wealthy people because it is hard to be wealthy, and yes, " hard work" can make u very rich.

Mental hardwork and hard labour. Hard labour is what me and Oga Dru are emphasizing on.

[quote author=dru23 post=85925592][/quote]If hardwork makes you rich and wealthy indeed. I believe richest people should be those who do menial jobs. There are more to wealth and riches than mere hardwork alone

dru23:
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yeah. But...

dru23:
The fact of the matter is you can't be your own boss working for anybody. No matter how big or small the company is,this is reality I don't see any reason why anyone should be piss off for. To be your own boss you need to pay the cost. You need to start somewhere ,even criminals like Pablo Escobar started somewhere and grew to be something big. Yes he might be a bad example, but he started has a petty thief and move on to bigger things..

From my experience using Nigeria as an example. From the gateman, driver, maid, mechanic, sales girls etc all want to be bosses without putting in the work. but many don't have the discipline to do it.

I also mention that not every city in the USA that Uber is profitable for drivers. Some city are really bad ,but my city seems to be good . I have friends that do it and make money from it .. So it depends on how you approach it. A lot of college students do it and matches with their own schedule.. Also majority of people in the USA do Uber because of the flexibility it gives and they can have more time to focus on better things.. So in their own little way we can call them bosses. They dont have to punch in or out or work holidays. But if Uber can adjust their fares that will be more favorable to riders and drivers, I think that will be great. But if not , people wil continue driving. I was even told that you can make $2000 a week doing Uber. I was shock and didn't believe it . And I ask few of my friends doing it . And they said yes, but you have to put in that work ....

Oga dru calm down. That $2000 you heard isn't the real cash 0! you didn't factor in taxes and expenses. By time you do plus and minus the money can't be more than $500-$700 cash at hand.

dicksonadams:
It all about strategy

Bros which kind strategy ? .

AngryIgboMan:
Postive mindset Positive Mindset Positive Mindset

How do you always have a positive mindset about something that is rigged to have you at the loosing end eternally?

I asked 2 questions and nobody answered me.

1) Can any driver show me a savings of 1 million made from ehailing? Emphasis on "Saved" please. I didnt say "Made and Spent". (I can't be too sure though because I can only work with the data I have after interviewing series of drivers physically)

2) Can you build a house in Idimu or Ayobo through ehailing?

Someone will soon come to remind me that civil servants too make money and spend and my answer is still; "What concerns me and a civil servant or any other work for that matter? Are your destinies same?"

If after driving for 2 years consistently and you can't have a solid savings of 1 million... What does that tell you about ehailing? Does it look like something with a future?

By the way, I can't see where I said driving is outrightly bad. I only said to find a way and get out of this thing before it harms you. Especially for those who are already seeing this thing as a life thing. I also emphasised on the fact that the people you are actually working for are Uber/Bolt, Mechanics and Fuel stations.

You know Nigerians have been so battered to the extent that they now compare sufferings. You tell a Nigerian that as a child you suffered so much that you had to trek 15 kilometres to school everyday. He will say bros you no suffer reach me. That he trekked 17 kilometres to school everyday. Technically he may be correct. But theoretically, is suffering something to be proud of and compared? If my poo poo smells better than your poo poo, does it make poo poo palatable and servable as dinner?

As you drive people everyday to hotels like Radisson Blu and Ibis, don't you ever wish that those hotels are yours? As you drive people out of Parkview Ikoyi, VGC, Banana Island, Victoria crest 1 to 4 etc to work, don't you wish you own those estates or at least live in them? Does it sound like something achievable driving with Uber/Bolt?

Please don't be depressed yet. Am still a driver for now like you.

What is My Point then?

If there can be better, why settle for good?

Nnwanne U re on point. Don't mind them. SOme people want to live all their lives in this world SLAVING and building another mans business. They are never thinking they could own companies.

lami37:
This happened at the traffic light at jakende.....
Omo traffic light don turn red so I stopped.. b4 I know like 8sec later, this LCC towing truck just hit me 4rm side while trying to beat the light.....

And I dey on trip dey go songo tedo from hard rock cafe

You suppose end trip and demand for damages immediately.

mistadayo:
Couldn't drive yesterday and today. Tomorrow too. My car just started making noise when on high speed and when I slow down the noise reduce. So called our family mechanic. He took the car today and sent me this bill.

Hub bearing (2)#10,000
Lower arm bushing (1) #2,500
Tie rod socket #4,000
Engine seat #8,000
Caliper pin #2,000
Turner. #2,000
Servicing 6000


I just sent him 35k in total. I know I will make the money back when the car is back on the road.

He said hub bearing to change completely is 15k each. But I told him me I no get money.

It's well. You will make back your money

nitigriti:
See what fine girl is causing on this thread? At least four gentlemen are in "quarrel" mode right now.

There's a good chance more will join the fray.

The chick wan cause commotion here. Oga chucs nah handsome dude.

Move

TourismMan:
Shameless Nigerians/Lagosians. In a sane world, Buhari should be booed and stone.

Nigerians like suffering and smiling

geemarock:
Did anyone one notice Oba of lagos up there?? the man no get joy

Oba Knows whatup! Election is very near. He sensed that Tinubu is about to be used again and dumped. Tinubu should tread carefully, we Lagosians are wise now. We ain’t going to vote him for second term if Jagaban likes let him endorse Buhari for second term.

Good Evening.