₦airaland Forum

princejayboss:
I pray that the said balls will not put you and your nation into a real economic recession

anything is better than Goodluck Jonathan and PDP. Anything!

Ekiseme:
grow up bro

don't worry I will grow up, but that will be after iam done with you. Your father again! Don't quote me again.

Its not to stay on nairaland and be bragging. Tompolo should stay in his mansion in delta and disobey the court order let's see how man enough he is. Na towel wey him tie for early morning den go take pick am enter black maria. We now have a president with balls, not Goodluck Jonathan!

Ekiseme:
trash

your father's vag1na is trash.

Okay na! Tompolo should not run into the creek o! He should stay in his house in delta, and let's see who's the coward. Shey you people say he will not obey the court because as you claim buhari did not obey the court. Oya tompolo stay in your house let's see na. Useless people. Buhari did not obey court orders oya go and impeach him and let tompolo not run away o!

grafikii:
Shut up, how come the house of rep didn't misplace their own copy

don't mind that maluu.

The wailing wailers won't like this news. As far as they are concerned the budget should be missing for ever só they can carry on with their croakings of doom.

Choi, the man don lean o. The man must be asking himself : we were over 100 that looted Nigeria, how did I become the scape goat?

Sitex:
do these fellas think we really care!!!
such a warped sense of reality

Thank you my brother. Personally if a single fucck was given by me, let me not see tomorrow. Agbayas forming pac and bigg.

Who will be indicted this time? Stella Odua or Fani kayode?

Of course they wouldn't like this one; the wailers won't like this story!

homesteady:
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where in the hell did you dig this up?

Thank God for bringing Buhari and the APC, we surely would have been looted out of the map in another 2 years of Jonathan.

Since the governor is now releasing and shielding criminals, then let the play go on. Any sincere rivers person would testify on how amaechi cleaned up rivers and rid it of criminals and kidnappers. Now their patron is governor and they are returning.

keishablack:
My crush

I just knew someone would say this.

Op, dasuki has admitted to distributing hundreds of millions of naira to hundreds of people. Some of those people have admitted receiving money from dasuki and have mentioned how much they received. Now op has said that these monies were taken from the security votes and not from any budgetry provison for arms supply! I also submit that it is not a norm to probe security votes. But somehow someway what they did with the security monies has come to light, and this is in the midst of boko haram ravaging the north east and soldiers getting killed and refusing to engage boko haram on account of obsolete weaponry. Op, how do you sleep at night knowing all these facts?

Lol

Only fear the consequences of your actions- PMB. Now we have a government. Now we have a president. Now we have a commander in chief.

McSquishi:
lol, don't be ridiculous. Like I said, I've been on both sides and for the most part I prefer myself smaller. This is a silly topic to waste time finding anything but humor in.

haha. Fair enough. But 'smaller' is different to 'small ' in the context of this discussion. 'smaller' is relative. Your smaller side could still be as large as water melons. But small is small.

McSquishi:
lol, don't be ridiculous. Like I said, I've been on both sides and for the most part I prefer myself smaller. This is a silly topic to waste time finding anything but humor in.

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Lionel Messi Ballon d'or. 2 more to go!

Manchester United cannot win a match to save their lives anymore.

McSquishi:
We ladies tease each other over everything. No one should take offense to boob jokes though, it's harmless. I've been on both ends, most of my life being smaller. I find smaller boobs to be better in many ways.

obviously that most of your life part is long gone. Obviously you now have bigger boobs. If the reverse was the case I bet you wouldn't even crack a smile to that joke. "small" girls wouldn't like it at all.

Toks2008:
Egbami..kilagbe kileju?

Ko mu ija wa o..na my opinion i dey talk...

the fact that guys have no control over the size of their mnhoood does not change the fact that below 5inc at erection is small and above 8inch is dangerous so wat is the fuss about?

lol, but still, give me 8 inches let me be dangerous. I like dangerous. I wouldn't want to be sweating profusely on my girl and she be telling me baby pls hurry lets start now, my dad will soon be home.

Sexytemi:
Lol(real hard), no o, am 5ft 2inch, was sitting while i took those pics o, and tnx for d compliment

okay. You're a fine girl, nor mind them.

The joke is very funny bit its a little below the belt for ladies who have no hold ups or federal government presence on their chests.

Sexytemi:
Are u blind, or can't u see me in my dp?....and i don't need to be fair skinned to be beautiful, my black is worth more than thousands of fair skins out there.

and y u just pained?

I see you. You quite petty, and the traffic on your chest could only be compared with that on port Harcourt - Aba road. But you seem short, hope you are not 4 feet tall.

Lol, Uncle Jona lived só long in the streets without any shoes but has forgotten or never learnt the code of the streets. No snitching allowed, no saying names Uncle Jona.

ibitzbarlow:
HahahahHa! I wonder where you met the non-partisan people and how you got your statistics! Can you quote your source? Do you live in Portharcourt or have ever lived long enough in Portharcourt or Rivers State to feel the pulse of the people? Are you a Rivers man? Or do you make your assertions based on propaganda and hearsay?
I've met people online who claim to have rode on the monorail Amaechi built not even knowing that they were talking to a Rivers son, who was born and bred in the state. I want to believe that you are not one of those!

Please, do a better research on this subject and your findings won't be far from my assertion.

Thanks.

you are claiming rivers son and to have lived all your life in porthacourt yet you don't know its widely accepted that Amaechi is the best governor rivers ever had? Well I will not haggle with you like a seller of melon, let me even agree with you that spiff is first and amaechi is second. That is still enough reason for you to bow down and worship amaechi for the rest of your natural life!

Uncle Jonathan's political ambition is not worth the life of any Nigerian but his aloofness, cluelessness, weakness and incompetence is worth the blood of thousands of Nigerians.

Alexander001:
you just don't like ronaldo... check Madrid from 2001 to 2015 still same. Star struck team.

you don't know what I mean when I say Ronaldo destroyed team spirit. How can I like a man who gets angry on international TV when abeloa, Bale, benzema scores a goal. Or a man who doesnt celebrate his team goals 5 times out of 10. How cán I like a man who is sober when his team wins 5-0 but he didn't score? That's what I mean when I said he killed team spirit at madrid. The same team spirit which you guys claim is the only thing which made Messi win over Ronaldo.