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What country does the idi...ot jagabandit thinks 1m will purchase a ticket to? and does the moro....n think free maintenance funds will be waiting on the other end?

Brainless twerp!

tsdarkside:
who pays you in the entire world when you dont work....??

how is this news....??

Nigeria pays you, fu...cking idi...ot!
Is Buhari not a confirmation of that?
I am sure you have claimed money you didnt work for too, so what is your point?
Fu..ck your country, its leaders and its largely docile + valueless citizens, corrupt vagabonds!

Government wey don craze.

Of course, wetin them go do before? them go deny am noni.

Abi Olu Maagun ni?

jeromestarks:
I was scrolling through my contacts tonight and I saw my ex's number so , I called my ex (...very dumb move).
We talked and talked about how we weren't meant for each other.
Our conversation read in part:
Me: I thought you won't pick my call.
Her: why won't I? I don't have any problem with you and you didn't offend me.
Me: hmmmm so, what can make you not to pick my call?
She: if you ask any of my sisters out.
Me: 🤣 . We didn't work. Maybe I and your sister will work.
Her: I don't want you around any of my family.
Me: This is why we never happened. You're too jealous. Okay bye. It's better we go separate ways (.... Foolish thing to say on my path).
Her: Better. If you don't want to talk to me anymore, fine. But I will still visit your mother whenever I want to.
I just said good night and hung up.
I feel like an idiot right now.
I don't know why I called her sef. I'm angry with myself. I shouldn't have made that call.
Please always delete your ex 's number and move on.

Sengbo wey....rey?

RIP Frank Kokori.

Eniyan rere.

You people will learn.

Asked for an open marriage, won ba n do iyawo e left right and centre, for every where? Lol

Nigeria Labour Congress, a joke! Lol

None.

Dont ask me why, if thunder no wan fire you!

Because you ate yam and egg, and rice and stew served in a plastic tray, you think you were treated royally?

You are not serious, that your mouth like owode onirin puff puff!

1naira sugar a few years ago?

It will never be well with Buhari, Tinubu and APC.

If you support one or all of them, it will not be well with you too

Enikuuure gbogbo!

Won do pa ni abi won fi se ogun owo, abi iki natural lo ku?

Alhamdullilah.

The audacity to show his new body after scamming gullible Nigerians?

Maddddd.

Governance - 0/100
Touring and jollofing - 100/100

e lo ni gold circle?

MikeofKd:
Good day Nlanders, pls I need the wisest counsels of wise Nlanders. I have a problem which is lack of commitment to women, ive been this way since I left uni, and pls know that this isnt due to masturbation or any sorts, cause I havent done that thing since my teenage years.

I meet a woman today , we vibe, connect and all but i'm just damn too scared to commit any woman no matter how good she is. I'm scared that if I continue this way I may likely find it really difficult to get married.

Seeing and experiencing different complains of men in real life and on the forum as made my commitment issues with women only worse. I'm currently working, fair pay, got my own place, I'm doing quite well for myself. Ive met different women this year that were good women, but I fear if I give my heart to them they may switch up, women are too complicated naturally to cope with.

This fear of commitment is seriously holding me back from getting a serious relationship. My only fear is if I continue this way I may not get married. I need the counsels of wise nairalanders to advice me on what to do concerning this commitment issues cause it quite depressing no lies.

I form hard guy, but deep down I really be craving for a romantic relationship, I'm just too scared to give any woman my heart cause ive been hurt in past relationships . So hurt that even when I had a good woman I couldnt see it and I lost her.

Your Wise advice and counsels would be deeply appreciated thanks.

How much is your heart worth that you are scared of giving it out?

Alakori Oniranu, o jo ara e loju, with that your praying mantis heart!

Awon Oloriburuku

Salaries delayed due to technical glitches, but the same technical glitches didnt prevent them from disbursing funds for the COP28 jamboree in Dubai?

Oloshi Government, enikuuuuure!

AfriNotesNEWS:
There are places where you are never replaceable, one such place is within your family system. So Learn to give your family all the best you can, and never be unavailable for your family

This remind me of a friend. who told me how a co-worker in their company died 2 days ago, just within 2 days, the company HR was busy cleaning out her office & had already employed and reposted another person in her position.

Yes is right cos businesses have to continue in absent of the living, so the dead were replaced in less than 48 hours

This person has given her all for this company, but her office position was replaced within just 2 days, while her home/family grief

Meanwhile, her family is still grieving the loss, she was a young wife and mother of two. NOW ASK ME HOW IS THE FAMILY GOING TO REPLACE HER

This is a reminder that you and I are much replaceable in other places, as well as other people's lives but not replaceable within our family system

So as we live, may we live in full to give our beloved family the best of ours. May God bless you all in this new month of December 2023, May God Bless us all

May we live healthy/wealthy to see the next and prosperous new year comes 2024 and in all, may we be available for our family


By Mbonu Watson C,.. Happy December to all NairaLanders once more

Ok.

You must be a daft cu...nt to think or believe the refinery will be operational this month.

Subhuhannallah!

Mayormoffy:
I have always dreamt & imagined how snow ❄️ is and feels.. Back then after watching Home Alone the movie ,with all the thrills & fun with snow..I decided from then that I must act my own scene of snow play...long story short after over 2 decades I finally experience the joy of fulfilling one of my life long dreams...not just me alone but with my wife & kids...
The euphoria that came with it is unbelievable 😍 & can't be fully explained until you experience it...see me that use to off my shirt upandan because of heat for naija..I never fit open chest except to bath..The cold ehnnn e sweet & at the same time tough but as Nigerians na we must sure overcome..
Moral of this my brief story you see that your dreams & desire don't give up on it ..no matter what Believe & Faith it..above all trust God..He will sure make it happen in His time..mine took decades but yours can weeks just Faith it.. God is Amazing 👏

Una no get bills to pay? classes to attend? work to go to?

Bunch of idiots...ts who went to Dubai for leisure.

Both agencies are less than 30 minutes apart in Abuja, but no, we must show that we are working, and in their stupid minds, Dubai is the best place to show off a worthless piece of MOU

Fools!

Which one be Ebube Virus again?

O do pa?

Se na Adeboye abi Oyedepo drive moto without petrol many years ago?

Fuc..king fraudsters everywhere!

LeoDeKing:
So what's wrong with the aircraft?

Is it that it can't fly high or its engine use to stop in tha air.

Because, of all vehicles, buying fairly used aircraft should be the last in the mind of wealthy Nigerians.

If you no get money to buy aircraft, no be by force.

Sengbo wey...rey?

YelloweWest:

Kilon pa e lerin?

Oya we...yrey ni?

hubcruz:
A

Abi nkan se e ni?
Wetin be A?