₦airaland Forum

PunkyBrewster:
Be gone mofo! Who cares if you care or not? Certainly not I.

You actually typed exactly what was on my mind when I read your first reply to my comment. It's 12pm in SA right now so scurry away and go cook your hubby lunch and stop shoving your PMS attitude on me before he changes his mind.

Bring the dog let me give it to my calabar neighbour to inspect.

PunkyBrewster:
And?

Let me put on my pretend like I care face for this useless reminder.

And like we also care about the epistle you typed to prove that your hubby sees you as an angel with your tattoos...Biatch pleaseee

The day I knew Apc and their supporters were cowsrds was when they threatened fire and brimstone if the elections were postponed. GEJ finally postponed the elections and NOTHING HAPPENED! Toothless bulldogs.

PunkyBrewster:
Tattoos don't stop people from settling down with you, your attitude towards them does. I found a man who settled down with me despite having body art so your argument is baseless.

Lastly, people choose how they want to capture memories. You have photos do you? Why is it only good for you to have something that reminds you of a special event in your life but others can't? Mind you, not every moment can be caught by the flash of the camera, so you capture those moments & immortalise them in other ways.

I've got a friend who has his mother's date & year of passing tattooed on his person. He says the mere act of tattooing something connected to her, makes him feel like she is with him always. You can't take that away from someone or choose how they should remember things. It's not your call. People do what works for them so stop making it all about you & what YOU like or don't like. It's not about you, boo.

The OP said "Tattooed Nigerian Ladies"not "Tattooed South African Ladies"

kstyle2:
The way we dey overhype yansh these dayz, u go think say na gold dey inside am
Nice sha

Bros forget o! If you are fvcking a girl with big nyash missionary style with her legs wide open, there is this kind of cusion effect you will feel around your pelvic area while thrusting in and out. And then from the back especially when you are suspended, the butt cheeks will add to the sensation on the base of your "staff-of-office" while the upper part is in her tunnel which will make you see the gates of heaven while "coming". You rarely experience this from girls with average or small butts.

#TeamBigNyash4Life

Twaci:
She aint the largest!

You should see mine

I checked your pic but all I saw was a face filled with makeup and a tee-shirt saying "fck you"...where is the bumbum?

If those 3 old creatures are known as youths, then it means Nigeria is finished.

1stola:
Re-Fixed
P:S...anything you say without using my real name other than 1stola is null and void

Omo ale! I called your real name "Ola"...my real name is not decryptor. Drop dead while trying to figure my real name out you yorubastard hippopotamus!

yinkus4u2c:
You didnt love her genuinely

See them! They don come...na your type go dey embarass and frustrate your hubby no matter how well he treats you. See as your face be like wetin dem dey see for cartoon network



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She don sharpaly comot her picture from her profile because of this comment. I sabi give people heat o!

The big heads and chest beaters region again...South West! These oil soup people are known to be the highest rapists in the whole of Africa. Now I know thst when that wide-nosed oduduwa fell from the sky, he landed straight in a bush and raped the woman who started having his descendants (Yorubads)

Yoruba i hail una ooooo...Eshe gon ooooo

1stola:
My name is Ola!
I am from the Ngba.ti-Ngba.ti Ohemmanu region in Nigeria where there is darkness in NASA's map and Red zinc everywhere
My mother is HIV positive
My father is an armed robber
I am a bastąrd miserable son of an ashawo and a slave and cow to buhari
Please I need help. Thank you

Re-Fixed!

P:S...anything you say without using my real name other than Decryptor is null and void.

1stola:
I am a Fool.
I am Jobless Agbero People's Congress member
And finally, i am a Product of a broken condom.

Oh...I see. So your useless father used condom on your moronic mother that night and it broke? We are still saying the same thing nah. He shouldhave used Ruff Rider instead rather than all those fake N20 condoms. Anyway, sorry for this revelation you made about yourself

1stola:
Try Jesus?
U mean Jesus of otueke GEJ?
U go too die.

So this your stu.pidity don reach this level? Your father should have just used condom that night

LordMecuzy:
Unprofessional to expose it na... Even some naija soldiers dey loaded...

Can't forget that video where a boko guy was trying to gun down a Nigerian soldier at close range, Yet the Nigerian soldier kept on running

I want the link to that video

seedorfg:
thunder fire my father

What is wrong with you? Why are you abusing your father like this? Is it his fault that he brought you to this world to suffer? Stop it o. How can thunder fire a man that is still feeding you till date? By the way, whose phone did you borrow this time?

seedorfg:
My father is a m.o.r.o.n

Monkey! Even your BB Bold 2 no gree you quote me well. Poor church rat!

seedorfg:
ten year, i think

That is for ugly dudes like you

christinauju:
OP as long as the feelings stays....I'v got a nigga who's bn hanging on for me for the past 4yrs now and I'm still not convinced about him buh he's still crushing despite the distance....so its up to you.



....If you feel she's worth the time and stressstill stand strong,buh if she's not worth it just check elsewhere jare.

That "nigga" must be the most dumbest f.o.o.l that ever walked the planet. 4 precious years...they never born the girl wey I go toast for 4 weeks

GenIgrigi:
**grins** This picture has exposed lies from SW thoroughly, i thought they said yorubaland was more industrialized than SE/SS, this map from NASA has shown that apart from Lagos, the real SW is at par with the North in industrialization. Guys take a good look at that map again, Igboland and SS has more illumination than all SW and North put together. The internet bursting SW lies since the birth of Dr Emeagwali. **LOLS**

No mind them! They will come and peep on this thread and shame won't allow them to talk while the only foolish one amongst them said that their people values electricity. Backward people who are only powerful on the internet!

Same manner of accident and the same road as of last week... e be like say those trucks don become nanny-goat while the cars have become he-goat wey dey like schuck im nose under the female goat nyash.

But wait o, OP, wetin you dey always do for those roads wey you dey always dey present wen these accidents happen? Are u sure....make I no talk sha

lastpage:
Those who wish death for the Buhari will themselves not witness the break of dawn.
My worry for Eediots like you is that you never know if you will live "half" the number of years Buhari has lived already.

At 73, Buhari can consider himself fulfilled...... but you? Still wasting away with nothing to point to!
You better repent before its too late.

Sai Buhari till all his enemies are trampled underfoot.


Lastpage!

How do we know that one of those people on the pictures is not related to you?

GEJ till buhari writes WAEC!

Look at their ugly faces! APC members!!

GEJ till Buhari renounces membership of Boko Haram

Dragonking:
Is this not also a lesson for cheating married women to change thier ways

Anoufia!!

I wanted to reply the slowpoke but had to scroll down to make sure someone had already made it easier for me. Kudos to you sir

MrIncrediible:
Jonathan call your boys to order. Elections must hold March 28.

Who has noticed that Shekau now threatens against elections, no more Sharia threats. Bokoharam is now "election-haram"...PDPs joint agenda, scuttling of elections!

GEJ Till May 2015.

RIP to the dead

Shyte is stored in your head as a brain while you excrete your grey matter as waste from your filthy anus!

drsteroid:
Hmmn..reno omokri can't just sit in abuja and spew out nonsense,wen the common man on the street doesn't even feels the impact of all these economic statistics...enuf of all the paper works,let's face reality,the economy is just not ok..naira continues 2 depreciate on a daily basis,and u re saying the economy is healthy, graduates and artisans can't get work due 2 lack of jobs and electricity.Anyway,march 28 is already around the corner,all this wil soon com 2 an end..I pity reno omokri,FFK and okupe com may 29. Gess dey will all be in botswana den,jus to save their heads

Did you just listen to yourself? Naira is depreciating on a daily basis and yet some people count them in hundreds of thousands. Stop blaming GEJ for your jobless state and empower yourself mr man and stop being as clueless as your deranged scare-crow buhari.

sanabe:
Thank God he's a Southerner !

Thank God you are an idi.ot

Dbanj is busy receiving head from a lady while Don Jazzy is making more cash from his albums, collabos and endorsement.

showafrica:
The last thing i do is to fight for a woman, check the posts above you will see how happy the species called women are. Forget what they wrote but they rush comment bc they are happy on the inside. Na stup*d men dey fight for woman, i prefare to fall my hand in front of my babe than to engage in any fight she caused. I will only protect my wife and my wife alone.

You dey even talk wife...e get as wifey go take fvck up sef me go just bail out leave am unto OYO level! Consider a scenario where your wife is involved and you end up with a broken spinal cord...no more "shaging" for you. Another man go begin lash your wife while undrr your nose. Is that one not more painful?

babyosisi:
A real man should be willing to die for the woman he loves
Akeem is now a paraplegic,Taiwo will end up in prison and the girl in question will now go into the loving arms of Emeka

And these guys are probably Apc fanatics who go to social media shouting change and sai buhari. I love the part where the girl in question runs into the loving hands of Emeka #IgbosDon'tFightForWomen

Shaakasi:
grammar sir not grammer

Typo

And what will happen if the insults don't stop? See old scare-crow jihadist threatening fire and brimstone...let him try any nonsense and see if one of those armored tanks GEJ bought won't be used on that his sick head!