₦airaland Forum

diluminati:
Ok now, we go use the picture soak garri. Nonsense!

You dey beef Goodluck and now this...even your yeye profile pic does not carry any weight. Google had to lecture you that it is Boko Haram that turned Goodluck's administration into badluck. Go and drink garri with sniper.

Chai! That is the kind of babe that will make me not to go to work on a monday morning. That 4th pic is the way I like it.

will be recalled that some unidentified gunmen, also suspected to be ritual killers, recently beheaded Mrs. Amina Suleiman, the daughter of Director General of Governor Umaru Tanko Al – Makura’s Campaign Organisation, Mr. Musa Illu.

Some suspected ritual killers have beheaded 20-year-old Memuna Galadima, the daughter of Mustapha Galadima, the Special Adviser on Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs to Governor Umaru Al-Makura.

Can't y'all see...this is all political! Same killing method...same state.
Since they can't get the governor, they attack those close to him.

Only in South-Waste! Backward rats!!

teufelein:
is either the op is a product of lowlife or a silly nincompoop to understand what precisely a modern society and infrastructural development is. igbo governors just like the other governors in the zoo nigeria are low level achievers...mindless criminals, in a saner nation these governors will be stoned to death. frankly the dark creatures brains in particular those of young people in the zoo nigeria must be subjected to scientifical research examination, something is not right with them!

[size=13pt]Igbos in love with Pigsty![/size]

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You took a picture of a town in your South West and posted it here and attribute it to Igbos? May Sango kill you and your family

holatin:
Re u done ranting ?
None of ur lineage have ever reach banga lee level, keep hating.
Did u know e is 1 of d few dat can boast of cnn interview, international recognition. Even ur gej call 4 im in 2011.
Hating fit kill u 2mao.
Change ya thinking

And after all that, landlord still paste eviction notice for him gate? Oga Titus is broke and yes, I don't pray to come down to his level

rahazaqa:
lol. sorry,i know this topic gives u headache and u feel like committing suicide. u can go on and do that. Let Jazzy and his bros keep singing Dorrobbucci which has no meaning in Lagos and let the ppl of the world keep calling dbanj for big shows with worl top artists. don't forget that Dbanj can buy the entire Mavin, jazzy inclusive.

So because Oga Titus manage fvck ur sister help pay your school fees and your papa house rent na wetin make you come dey write rubbish with my quote falsely. Now I know that what they say about many people mad, but few roaming is true.

holatin:
When will u stop hating, hating kill faster than std

I know who this holatin is. He is Oga titus PR. If you see this guy, he looks like what you see in cartoon network. Holatin, your oga titus is broke. Better go to jobberman and apply for something useful than come here to defend someone who claimed that Ciroc's Event Limo is his newly aquired"jet on land" when we all know he can no longer afford a Range Rover Sport. Oga titus trying so hard to make a comeback

We will soon hear that usher and Mary J walked out of the show just like Amber Rose did during his failed 10th year anniversary bash. Oga titus needs help.

phabulux:
Are you kind of cra-zy?

I am of the thought that you are a m-ad man. My mother may be dead, but, it won't still stop you from being irresponsible.

Who is the 'omo ale? Go and die!

Please fvck off and go compose your next poem for another lady who will wash you. Ode!

tupacshakur:
Are you still pained by the annihilation of over 3 million Flat-heads and the "20 Pounds" policy?

Guy, e don pass na. Get over it!

3 million of our tribes men died and their money taken from them by awolo-ole and yet, we grew up to be the commercial powerhouse of Nigeria today! Where is your useless pa awo now? He died by drinking otapiapia because he didn't want to go on exile. At least, the great Ojukwu died a natural death and was given a heroic burial. So smell off you yorubastard red-zinc inhabiting mongrel.

Punch! Throwing tribal punches on igbos since the suicide of Awo. You will see stories of igbos who are selling their children, eating cockroach, going on a date with satan etc. And the story will only appear on punch! One time, they wrote a story of a man and a woman whoroasted the legs of their house maid and used a street in owerri. I went to that street and found out that the number of the street they used was not in existence. Shame on the enemies of Ndigbo. The more they defame us, the stronger and more prosperous we get!

phabulux:
If my mother was a who-re, I can assure you that she did not tell me (she is dead now: she died of cancer). However, she left me a house in Agege, a parcel of land in Abule Egba and some money in the bank. If your mother is not dead yet, I guess, you are wishing death on her. Insanity probably runs in your family, but, we all understand that it could be irritating to the kids.

That's what we are talking about, she died of AIDS related ailments not cancer and the house and land is from the proceeds of her prostitution. You know your mother is dead and yet you have the effontery to call someone a bâstard! Who knows, your stupïdity must have even contributed to her death or you even probably killed her to inherit all those things and spend her money on women like Rokiatu after composing poem!

Next time, think before you talk! You think I'll go sorry over you if you tell me your mother is dead. Shove that story up your a*se. She leave parcel of land and house for you...so what? You no dey shame. The land I have today in Abuja was bought by me and my mother stays in the house where I personally pay rent for with my own money! Omo ale like you. Anuofia!!

An2elect2:
worefa

Same here

phabulux:
Nah, I haven't.

Let me try to be magnanimous enough to give you one more look.

Bas-tard!

And let me be kind enough to refer you to the thread...

It's titled "Shameful ways guys woo ladies"...Go to page 1

Shameless son of a who.re

phabulux:
You may like her too. Why not say so?

Omo ale jati jati!

I don't woo ladies in a shameful way like you. See her reply to the poem..you were expecting something like "Wow phabulux honey...I am touched" but instead, she at you! Yeah...Rokiatu laughed at your stupïdity! Now who is the Omo Ale jati jati now? Lmao!

phabulux:
Decryptor, please help me decrypt this:

As a cr-azy bas-tard which I am, I am not worthy of being called a mother-fuc-ker!

As an idi-ot called phabulux, please help me decrypt this: when my mother gave birt h to me, she looked at the nonsense she had just given birth to and shook her head.

Decryption result: I think you are raving MAD!


PS: Hope you have seen the other thread where I disgraced you too? Buffon!

Eg: After he saw rokiatu's waist.....

phabulux:
A moment ought to be spared
To which I cared
To look at the moon
And say, I guess, not too soon
That love may prove
That you I love.
Da-mn, you set!

An2elect2:
Yea yea cry us a river huh. Any woman can say similar things too. Women go through trauma in the hands of men too, hello.

I ain't crying no river! I am only stating the obvious so you can keep ranting all you want

Richiy:
When I see folks ranting all these stereotypical injustices, I just know they are yet to attain maturity. Boys are very different from men...very different

And Some of these "men" have died prematurely from health related problems such as High Blood Pressure, Stroke etc because of the psychological trauma of having to know that the woman whom you thought was worth it has turned to be your most revered enemy.

Some of these "Men" end up facing hell in their homes and dread going back to the house at the close of work in order to avoid the devil in their house in the cloak of a wife.

Some of these "Men" spend the remaining prime of their lives raising children whom he thinks are his own biologically only to discover out of either necessity or providence that the chldren who called you daddy all those years belong to different men.

I would rather choose to remain a boy and live a stress - free life of freedom than be a man and nose-dive to my death or become a miserable emotional wreck!

Marraige is nothing but a fraud!

#ForeverSingle

randomFYO:
You drive into a filling station. You tell the attendant, how much you want to buy. He begins to sell and then tops at a figure, say N1000 and returns the nozzle to the pump. You then tell him, “I said N5000.” He says “Sorry, I thought you said N1000.”

You shrug. He removes the pump again from the pump, and the display is wiped off. He now proceeds to sell to you the outstanding balance.

It doesn’t matter how loudly you shout the amount you want to buy the first time, they still do it. I had always wondered why they do that nonsense until last Tuesday at Mobil by Otedola Bridge on the Lagos Ibadan Exp Way.

I told the gentleman to fill the tank. He put the nozzle into my car’s fuel tank and stopped at N1000 and returned the nozzle to the pump. I was annoyed and it was obvious. I told him I wasn’t buying again. He panicked and told me to relax and that he hadn’t sold anything. He now proceeded to sell me exactly  the amount I wanted.

In essence, the N1000 that first appeared on the display was phony. He panicked because he thought if I decided to leave at that point when all he had sold to me was hot air, I would have noticed once I looked at my fuel gauge. And he thought it was better to confess and have me quietly leave.

Apparently, when they want to play this trick, they have a way of getting the pump to read to a predetermined figure without selling anything. When you protest that that is not the amount you want to buy, they now proceed to sell the balance to you properly. In essence, you have been shortchanged by the amount they pretend to have first sold to you.

And to think that these fuel attendants are the ones shouting "Change" and "Sai Buhari". Rubbish

phabulux:
She's Igbo because she practically has nothing on her arse? She's truly beautiful!

We may not agree on the fact that Igbo ladies are beautiful. I served in the east, and except things have changed between 2005 and now, I guess I saw some of the UGLIEST ladies there.

You typed this trash about Igbo girls and.....

phabulux:
A moment ought to be spared
To which I cared
To look at the moon
And say, I guess, not too soon
That love may prove
That you I love.
Da-mn, you set!

Can you see how deluded and stupïd you are?

She looks re.tard.ed just like her father

whitecat2:
Thunder fire you and your mother! Bastardd product of baby factory!

Who is tucked in your wardrobe cannibal?

Ask your mother where your father picked her from. Idio.t whose father disvirgined his sister. Only God knows whom your who.re of a mother is preserving with chemicals. Omo were!

Afromalaika:
All u tribal bigot dat normally blame everything on tribe, what do you have to say seeing what your kinsman as done.
More also, if 10 robbers were arrested in d sw, u SLD b sure 8 of dem are your kinsmen.
Shame.

Just one case of a pastor impregnating 20 women and you are here making noise like a dog that mosquito bit it's private part. The pastor and the women had mutual and consensual s3x. It it were South-Waste, the headline would be "Pastor arrested for raping 20 girls aged between 8yrs old to 13 yrs old". Una men like to take am by force from small children.

kestolove95:
If I talk now...dey will sae I hate. igbo....now tell me,if no b for igboland wia dix. kind tin fit happen?...igbos! igbos!! Igbos!!! Stop. Givn dix country bad name...go. and form ur Biafra

At least, they opened their legs for the pastor willingly and they are matured women too...unlike yorubastard men who will take the thing by force and sleep with underaged girls. Google most rape cases in Nigeria and see the tribe that commits 99.9% of them.

whitecat2:
The woman is definitely an ibo!

Her name is 'Joy' and she wanted to go and bury the man in 'Delta' plus this is an ibo classic!

And to those Yoruba men who marry ibos, see this may be your end!

Thunder fire you! Omo Ale Jati-jati

wellmax:
Did you read that she killed her husband! Ode emeritus.

Really, please when your father dies of an ailment, suggest to your mother that you both should preserve his body with chemicals in your house. Mumu!

Gov. Fayose..the only SANE governor in the SW aka the opener and exposer of apc's smelly nyash

tola9ja:
CHAI THIS JONATHAN TENURE IS THE WORST TENURE EVER IN NIGERIAN'S HISTORY

So Jonathan told your yoruba sister Olatunji Shittu to go and kill her husband abi? Ode!!

PunkyBrewster:
No, I'm actually going to stay right here. And if you have an issue with that, you can go out & play in traffic. Nonsense!

And finally, here it is! The OP's theory is soooo true. I'll PM him to take the limits off Nigerian Tattooed ladies only. SA tattooed women are included. With the "Rude" aspect now verified on your side, let's talk about your promiscuity....How many men do you take a day and how much do you charge per round? Rsa50 I guess

siraj1402:
Stupidity is when u charge ur phone with generator and still come here and say GEJ till 2019.

Foolishness is when you charge your phone with power supply which is steady in your house and still come here and say Sai Buhari and Change.