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babyosisi:
Let them use him and set an example for all these scorned eediots that won't move on when a relationship ends
He has suffering written all over him
Na bricklayer or Ocho passenger e dey do for UK

Stop talking nonsense! The guy is rich! He bought her a car and a house in Uganda plus paid the sum on $70,000 for a concert on her behalf. Na your type wey man go do tall this kind of thing for and yet, you will chest and expect him to move on easily! Ode

I remeber one guy who use to do most of these things listed here and yet, his babe whom he treasures so much will still go behind his back and come to me to nyash her which I did with all dilligence.

An yet the stu.pid indians would be molesting Nigerians in their country. Bas.tards

Lala247:
Lol so make a move n put the girl outta her misery befire she disgrace herself

No! I want to punish her more.

Lala247:
Did she know you were there?

Yeah. What happened was that the very first day i saw her, i approached her and tried chatting up with her and she begin form. Na so i just blank her straight cos that is a huge turn-off for me where girls are. Once you start feeling too important cos i am trying to woo you as a girl, that is the end. She thought i was going to be chasing her up and down begging her for attention but whenever i see her, i go just throway face.

If she sees me in a mart close to my house where i buy household stuff, she will just run in and start asking for what she knows does not exist in the shop with her eyes fixed on me.

So on that fateful day, there was a power-cut so i decided to open that window just to get some air in and read a magazine with the light coming into the house from outside thru the window...Na so the babe dey escort one of her friend come pass and after her friend left, she just zoomed into the house and brought out knife and bucket begin work.

i swear sha...i was moved abit cos i have a knack for girls with big arsenal which was what made me make the first move when i saw her

Lala247:
Lol n ur taking d poor girls pic, she mite actually b cutting grass for real

Cutting which grass? Abegi...e don tay wey the girl dey look my side jare!

What did you expect me to do nah?

At first i was like...https://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232903709_samuel%20l%20jackson%20-%20bad%20ass%20mofo.gif

then i had to grab my Tab and put it on camera mode and was like...

https://25.media.tumblr.com/e423e5567b38018a0a9ccfa6662528bc/tumblr_mzxnfzr1X61t8nnp1o1_500.gif

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she remembers the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!! cheesy

No wonder Nkem did this the day while i was relaxing in my room taking fresh air. Immediately she spotted me on that window...

NOTE: I PERSONALLY CLEARED THE GRASS ON THAT AREA THE DAY BEFORE...I WAS SURPRISED WHEN SHE RAN OUT WITH A KNIFE AND STARTED BENDING NYASH FOR ME ALL IN THE NAME OF CLEARING "SPIRITUAL" GRASS

pweetixandy:
Mcheew..mind ur business jare,as long as they are not spending ur money,living in ur house or eating ur food. YOLO

Cohabiter with a guy DETECTED

kallmemrB:
Happy Sunday....after reading thru ur energy sucking write-up,am sorry to annouce to u that all u wrote is pure bullcrap....

If u haven't done it don't write abt it.....

Girl Cohabiting Suspect DETECTED

donphilopus:
So many Illiterates in PDP!

Na APC member do the artwork

So OP, in a nutshell, what you are trying to say is that GEJ was born through love-making while buhari was born through sex?

If the Bride is from Edo (Wafi) too, then no qualms. They don't usually see anything in that kind of behavior.

The I.dio.t is even from BullHari's village ; He does not want to wait for the change his village man is promising. When they tell them to go to school, they no go gree...

Vote APC...Vote CHANGE...

BullHari: "Ip you Bote por Eeh Fhee Cee, i will fut ebery unenfloyed Naigerian youth into the illuminati and make you rich"

See what BullHari is causing...Terrorist!

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Ziggyzito:
D'banj is so rich that he was duped of $2m.

Ok...you have finally told us the truth! He was duped of $2m which is his life savings...meaning he is BROKE!

Ziggyzito:
you're sick, did you see the part that's also clearly stated that it's a gift to himself? The ciroc is a form of advertisement.... He is their brand ambassador for crying out loud. He has every right to flaunt the ciroc sign.

But how can it be a gift to himself? Don Jazzy is the brand ambassador of Loya Milk...does it mean that everytime Don Jazzy goes out with his car, he will put tins of Loya Milk in his vehicle because he is brand ambassador Abeg stop defending this broke boy.

#OgaTitusIsStillBroke

theChiefPriest:
Same way no one should be a human toy. But you just found one.

Keep denying.
No doubt you're ibo.

If i am ibo, so what? Bia nwokem, kwusi rubbish a i na ekwu and take a stroll to....

i don't believe this story! Besides, no one bears Akpu-nku as a name

kokoA:
My father is a Baboon..

Fixed

Tell us the name of the useless bank

No 1. The OP who posted this is high on crack! Read the message on his screen shot...He says "My new custom jet ON THE ROAD" meaning that it is a car. Since when did a jet have the interior of a vehicle?

No 2. Look at the second picture...The blue pillow on the leg rest next to Oga Titus has the inscription "Ciroc" on it...Which means the vehicle is owned by Ciroc. They used him to "lift Oga Titus" to the event where he was given the deal.

CONCLUSION:
No.1: That is not a jet but a chauffeur-driven vehicle which belongs to Ciroc...

No 2: Errrmmm...yes...i remember now...Oga Titus is still broke!

And where is DiezaniAllison Madueke in that picture? Clueless APC!! Mtcheeewww!!!

Hehehehe! When APC does it, it is cool but when PDP does it, it sucks. Issorai!

Yoruba people and letter writing. Was it all they were taught with awo's fake free education? :

MuguliciousMUGU:
Nigeria no dey carry last na, in everything nigeria must be there, even in corruption, terrorism, highest viewers of blue film, highest number of political parties (PDP, APC , MDPM- Mugulicous democratic party for Mugus) and others and also the highest number of churches, we also have a presidential aspirant without a certificate too, infact we too much.


We only have three set of people in this world, we have the BLACKS and THE WHITE and NIGERIA.

LWKMD! This your moniker Mugulicious Mugu really fit you!

This guy is probably an APC member who comes to rant in NL that refused to pay his NEPA bill

SmellOfMonkey:
whether you like it or not, Igbos will forever remain irrelevant in our federal politics. You people shall stare at the presidency till Oju-Iku rise from the dead to give you your dreamland biafra

Bastard talking!

Clueless certificateless malnourished scare-crow

marioking:
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Shame on those using the girls for publicity and campaign.

Shame on those tactically endangering the lives of soldiers,

shame on those under-equipping the
soldiers,

shame on those sentencing soldiers to
death in the middle of a war.

Shame on those who rush to the internet to gloat whenever our soldiers suffer setbacks

Shame on those who remain silent when
our soldiers record victories with statements like "na now una de wake up"

Shame on those who concort conspiracy theories when our soldiers record victories

Shame on those who always expect our soldiers to loose and run

Biggest shame on those who kidnap girls

#Nigeriansoldiersaregreat
#GodBlessNA
#GodBlessNigeria

Eg: Berem and other apc e-rats

vheMa:
na female you dey follow chat like dis Chai,I doubt if you can woo a lady

Back to ur 1st line,shey na yansh u dey open b4 u talk

Leave the part about whether i can woo a lady or not! I am anonymous here unlike you. I could be your ex so face front!