₦airaland Forum

See free punny you for just chop but sake of say u don marry! see why I hate marraige.

Men LIE but women NEVER SAY THE TRUTH!

Buhari...I am watchful of 4 major points you raised during your campaign

1. Reduction of Fuel price

2. N1 trading to $1

3. Paying unemployed graduates every month

4. (The most important) Uninterrupted Power Supply.

If these promises are not kept? Then I will know that you and Osubande are nothing but...lemme not talk yet!

Phone conversation between Buhari and Shekau

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Buhari: Salam malaiku!

Shekau: Maaiku salam, abeg who is on the line?

Buhari: So you cannot rekagnaise you oga's voice again?

Shekau: Kai! Ranka dede megida!

Buhari: Don't ranka dede me! Me aparu ina na? What do you think you are doing?

Shekau: Mediga, walahi I don't understand.

Buhari: I was announced as the winner of the elections and suddenly, the boys stopped working. Por 3 days now, no shooting, no bombing! Are you trying to imflicate me?

Shekau: Haba! But you have won election and the voys are happy gaskia! No need por bombing and killing...

Buhari: Look at this monkey! Don't you know that if you fefle stop your activities, then Najarians will suspect that I am the one who has been behind all the wahala! Don't you realise that you need to cause some small trouvle so it will look like things are still happening then after I am sworn in, you will stop entirely to make it look like I have tackle the frovlem. kibaka ji magana ni!
My priend, you better tell the voys to go and attack some flaces immediately to aboid unnecessary suspicions. When I am sworn in, you fefle will be paid your pinal gratuity and severance pee. Then you will stop so it will look like I have tackled the boko haram menance once and por all. Kiji kwo?

Shekau: Walahi megida, I didn't know you still get small sense por that your head. No frovlem! I will call the voys in Gombe and Borno to do small thing...

Buhari: Are you trying to insult me? I can have you arrested when I vecome president so watch your mouth!

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After the call....

Gombe bombings and Borno attacks...more to come

Maybe he took the pubic hairs to his polling unit during the elections and they counted them as votes which made the number of voters there swell!

JONATHAN: As I have always affirmed, nobody’s ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian. The unity, stability and progress of our dear country is more important than anything else.

BUHARI: If i don't win the 2015 elections, the dog and baboon will be soaked in blood.

Now i know that most Nigerians don't see anything good in anything good! This election has taught me alot about the choices made in this country and mark my words...this decision which was made between 28th - 31st March 2015 will always come back to haunt this Nation just as the decision the Libyans made against Ghaddafi is haunting them today!

A fine and humble man! You came and showed the world that you are a true democrat. I doubt others would have done what you just did...instead of running to the courts or threatening that elephant and cat will be soaked in blood, you conceded defeat. You will never be forgotten sir. We still love you

APC...A [b]P[/b]arty of [b]C[/b]orruption

APC + Jega= CRIMINALS

See this FAILED RAPPER! You should also be arrested for disrupting the music entertainment industry which is now left for the youths like whizkid and co with that your wack song you released late last year. Ode

bisous:
You are either blind or plain silly ,didn't you notice he quoted Urenna Nkoli and I? Or is today just your day off sanity?
Did u bother to check if we our comments are alike at all?

I don't want to engage you in your stu.pidity. by the way, have you been able to find a man who will cure your konji for which you opened the thread below?

https://www.nairaland.com/2096289/serious-relationship-wanted

Caseless:
Pdp should know that we wont look away this time around; whatever it will cost us to repel them, we shall do it.
I'm ready for anything right now.
jonathan can never be the president of a united Nigeria again!

When e start now, na under your mama bed we go find you. E-rat

cycline404:
NO be mistake

Can you see how apc tried to rig this election...the ink on that finger indicates thst that person has already voted....now where did the person get that ballot paper he/she is thumb-printing on again?

Punch...deceiving apc e-rats with fake results

Y'all should get ready to receive the shocker of your lives...buhari's 4th failure will be so epic that it will make the Guiness Book of Records

And some I.dio.ts will come here and start ranting about how davido is an A-class artiste! Big shame. Ninja Turtle faced fool

bisous:
And you are ? its to early in the week to dignify u with a response.....say me well to the savages in Otu Nkwo who brought you up and refused to teach you good manners.....Dunce

UrennaNkoli made that comment, and now you are responding that way. This means UrennaNkoli is bisous. Busted!
The response you got from him was well deserved for your folly! Anuofia!!

GEJ!

ROCKHARDDK:
Abeg make una check @missadeife's profile go see wetin she carry for back dey call yaaaa**s***h.. Very disrespectful yaaaa**s***h

Fake! Na butt pads she wear

Secret Service Agent held handcuffs and allowed someone with a camera to take snapshots of it abi?

APC...trying to gather sympathy and brainwashing clueless Nigerians since 2013

Chidozieude:


Fear! Did Minister win his polling unit?

Which minister?

Anybody who believes that Mumuhamadu Buhari will win this election can also believe Abacha is alive.

adesegun121:
Eheh

step 1 done...

Accrediate tinzz...

Oyaa

sai baba

sai buhari..

Have decide..

See as you resemble one criminal wey dey catch near my office last month. why you dey hide your name nah? you for show us everything so that after the election, we will comfortably come and carry yo to prison. GEJ till your ugly face becomes handsome

Haywhymido:
ur foolishness carry crown on top head. Am voting for change. Stop me if u can

no one is stopping you..but the kin heart attack wey go hit you after election results are out will not be stopped by any medical doctor in the world

DONMAYOR19:
I'm very sure when he was saying these words, some of his thugs must have be looking at the guy in a strange way waiting to take permission from Tinubu on what to do with the guy, hence what happen?





THE GUY BEG IMIDIATELY. SEE INTIMIDATION.



thifnubu, if u like intimidate your thug, no way for u for federal HOUSE. the mod that hide my comment in one of the story today, ur cup go still full, u and ur apc people will cry later today. BAN me now if u like.

RUBBISH.

@the bolded

GEJ till buhari's daughter starts wearing diapers in her old age

Chidozieude:
Prince stop these conspiracy theories. Are u afarid of loosing your job? Will a new minister be appointed?

How will this comment stop buhari from losing the election?

Abdulleeh:
Yeye dey smell. You don't belong here. Afghanistan is your home.

See what your northern brothers are doing...a kid undergoing accreditation! Is this how you people hope to win? You are the one who needs to go to Sambisa. Let's he how buhari will win ...ID.IOT!

soe:
Liars..this pic is from the common entrance exam into the almajiri school in kasuchi

I hail ur lying spirit

May God punish you and your family! So the Hijab wearing "Bomb carrying suspect" behind that kid with "INEC" inscription on her chest is an Invigilator abi? Since when did INEC start conducting common entrance exams?

The thunder that will fire you and the i.diot.s who liked your comment is training in the gym.

They brought malfunctioning PVC Card readers to the South East to prevent people from being accreditated...

They have bombed Enugu and Anambra States...

They want the electorate in the SE to go home discouraged...

If it happens, WE WILL BOYCOTT the elections and GEJ will still remain president.

SHAME ON JEGA

SHAME ON BUHARI

SHAME ON TINUBU

SHAME ON THE NORTH

SHAME ON APC!

FRESH AIR CONTINUES!!!!!!!

GEJ TILL 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PassingShot:
I just hate PDP and GEJ with every stooped move they take to rig in their way at all cost.

Get ready to commit suicide by tomorrow morning

pDude:
Yoruba people and their baby mama drama....

Was waiting for someone to say something and alas, you arrived

Another thing is that their women can be so violent! Dunno why

uselessgoat:
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I hope the igbos won't sabotage this elections




Sai buhari[/size]

And what will happen if we sabotage it?