₦airaland Forum

UrennaNkoli:
Any disobedient Nigerian will be shot straight in the skull. Survivors will be shot at again. PDP and their combat ready thugs bewarned. My yoruba brothers and sisters will say "ko saye fu ñ sime sime".,
Pls dont also forget to seal Buhari's inevitable victory.
Pls vote Buhari,
Pls vote wisely
Sai Buhari.

pweetixandy:
Jonathan looks like he's about to cry.




Even jonathan will vote buhari.

wasuka14:
#ihavedecided as long as moonlight can never change colour. I remain with the man of INTERGRITY & TRUST


#SAIBUHARI
#SAIBABA.

Am on d way frm my base to my constituency already whr am eligible to vote!
NO SHAKING!

siraj1402:
He who laugh last laugh best.

Remember!
NO Pastor, Imam, Babalawo, Oba, Obi, Emir, Obong, Chief, Militant etc can tell me who to vote for, NEVER!....

I bear the brunt of unemployment, not the Pastor....

I suffer epileptic power supply, not the Imams.....

When my landlord increases house rent, the Oba will not send me money to augment it.....
When medical bills needs to be paid, I won't see the Obi....

When armed robbers show up in my neighborhood, the Emir won't be there to rescue me...

When time comes to pay exorbitant private school fees for my children because public schools that produced the likes of Soyinka, Chinua Achebe are derelict, no Militant will come to my rescue...

The roads leading to Obong's palace are bad, he has not done anything about it, how can he help me?

Exchange rate has plumeted while the economy worsened yet the Babalawo suffers in silence with me ad he is unable to use his juju to make our economic problems disappear...

My siblings and the children of the Chief who are graduates for the past 8 years have remained unemployed while he is powerless to help them...

So I alone will decide WHO IS MAKING ME GO THROUGH ALL
THESE HARDSHIP, AND USING MY PVC TO TERMINATE HIS TENURE, IF I DON'T LIKE HIS POOR HANDLING OF GOVERNANCE!

timilehing:
IMAGINE...!!!
Nothing has remained the price it was six -seven-
years ago! ...and the prices had been on the rise
mostly!
We even recorded some highest prices ever...!
Even satchet water is no more N5! It's now N10
or N15, depending on location...!
I used to see "kulikuli" at the rate of N1.00 per
sticks (five sticks for N5). Now, it's 3 sticks for
N10.
I would buy Garri for N5 per cup, now N15 or two
cups for N25...!
Can you remember that Pepsi (35cl) was N30
while Cocacola (35cl) was N35, both, now at N60
per bottle.
There was N10 Fufu wrap then...!
Now, you should regard yourself lucky if you can
find N20 wrap! It's mostly N30! In some places,
it's N50
There used to be N20 meat at different
'bucateria', even N10 leather (pònmón)! All is now
at N50, and the size is just a little bit bigger than
a grain of rice!
A cup of rise was N15 or N12, depending of the
quality and grain size, now N30, N35 or N40...
Meanwhile, beans was N10, N12 or N15
(depending on the species), now well... We all
know!
Beans used to be cheaper than rice, and none of
them had ever been as costly as N500 per 'bowl',
except ofcourse in the last few years!
So many things to count and analyze... Yet, they
said thay are transforming...! What else do they
want to transform?
If there transformation can affect water, then
given another chance, we will be paying for the
'air' we are going to be breathing!
As a biologist, I can tell you that without food,
you can not last for months! Without water, you
deserve gifts if you survive a week!
MY POINT:
If they don't want you to live, then, how do they
deserve to lead you, preside over you, represent
you, ...!
Just think reasonably!
# VoteNotFight !
# my_opinion

ClassicQueen:
Nairalanders i bring this topic here because i am scared...my boss always look at my legs seductively and sometimes look into my eyes whenever i am not looking at him...last year December, he also told me i am adding weight. I feel so concerned because as a Lady, i am having another thought please pals what do you think? Could it be that he have nothing bad in mind? I dont think i can even stay alone in the office when other staff are gone cos i am scared of the unknown!!!


I need your advice

adaweezy:
they are as irrelevant as the K in knife and
Sai ambode
ambode ni jooh ambode ni jare

pweetixandy:
According to www.mediatakeout.com A woman from LA in USA had her butt implants explode while she was having rough sex with her baby daddy. She said he was doing some "backyard" work when she heard a pop and before she could say "holy macaroni",the silicone in the implants had spread through her butt down to her thighs.

Below are the pics,but the pictures of the boyfriend doing the "backyard" work are not included o!




To the girls who have nicki minaj as their role model...don't do it but if u MUST, please get an expert plastic surgeon.


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VenusBetty:
my bro will not write the rubbish you wrote, like seriously, just grow up quickly.

Ishilove:
The journalists have to first translate from the native language, then transcribe the data gleaned from the oral interview with this 'uneducated woman', hence the 'flawless' English. Though in this case the English is far from 'flawless'. Very far. The writer who wrote this piece did a piss poor job.

globalresource:
Chaii! That's too bad anyway! Don't forget Oga at the top said "stealing is not corruption" Vote4change on March4Buhari 28th
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

cokacoola:
spake conrest am simpar english your camt, speal my muniker your camt Plasea dot quote me agains

ntbaby:
oh men, I remember one day as a kid I was home alone.dnt knw wat told me to put on d tv...hmm b4 d tv ws fully on wat I hrd ws willy willy sound track. As I no die dat very moment make me knw I still had a long way to go in life. it used to scare d living day out of kids.

Adewale9:
Na this kind pastors dey endorse Gej....??

OrlandoOwoh:
That's some years ago.

OrlandoOwoh:
Coal pot in the university? I guess you lived off campus. In OAU, Ile-Ife, due to stable power supply, we used electric cookers most of the time. When I visited the school some years back, students were still using it.

lawanson44:
Only in yorubaland

Menace2Society:
No be food na water mumu

Airforce1:
Village fufu sweet pass amala