₦airaland Forum

Nigerians think that it is when you go to school and graduate + speaking big grammar, then you are educated! Yet they are the worst illiterates and most gullible people in the world!! Lacasera is a fizzy drink which is "Highly Carbonated". The high volume of the carbonated gas in it is for preservation purposes. That's why whenever you open it, the bottle makes a loud hissing sound because that gas is being released and if you drink it, that carbon begins to have a sort of "choking effect" on both your tummy and chest areas. Some people like me even used to have serious heart-burn after taking it before i discovered a way out....
Solution: WHENEVER YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF LACASERA, SHAKE IT THOUROUGHLY UNTIL THE YOU DON'T SEE THE FROTH OR FOAMY PART OF IT. (The process is called DECARBONIZATION) Then drink it and you'd notice that i will be as light as water or ordinary juice both in the mouth and throat.

BLEACH MYTH: Decrypted and solved

But i want to ask a question....what is it with yoruba people and rat poison? Awolowo took rat poison and now.....

Emokatic: yorubas

As in eh...their girls too worwor and na dem dey do shakara pass! No wonder Ibo girls win most pageantry contests. This one is a scam contest won by a sham atutupoyoyo

selena: Guys enough with all these dissing..She is a really beautiful girl..I don't know her in person,but I know her sister,and trust me,the person that did her makeup did a very bad job..She is not even thick let alone fat..She is skinny and you guys should stop dissing her..If she wants to represent Nigeria,she deserves it..The judges saw something in her that was why she won..Beauty is not only about the physical,but also about the personality..

Let me believe that you were high on Codeine when you typed the bolded. As for the judges seeing something in her, i believe you on that...the judges saw something which she offered them just before the contest (male judges) so to say.

She's just frustrated and hurt!

ritababe: Thats Gud for him... This gay stuff come too much oh, who we girls go marry if men come dey marry each other. Gay should never be legalise in Nigeria now or ever please...

That's because una wey be girls, una shakara too much so una go marry urselves

ritababe: Thats Gud for him... This gay stuff come too much oh, who we girls go marry if men come dey marry each other. Gay should never be legalise in Nigeria now or ever please...

That's because una wey be girls, una shakara too much so una go marry un

Yorubad again! Na wa Ooº°˚˚°º≈! From r@ping young girls to killing their mothers These people are cursed!!!!!!!!

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This was announced on the 14th of August (8 days ago) and it's just making frontpage when the deadline is just 3 days away while useless posts about Beverly was trending! SMH for Nairaland!

[quote author=P.Stacks]Don't Defend the indefensible, Don't China have a quality control mechanism, Don't they have stipulated standards they must meet come rain come sun shine.. Don't they have a Standard Organisation of China like "SON", Why don't Nigerians Travel to Germany and tell Germans to reduce their Quality of BMW cars or Mercedez Benz cars?, why must it ne china, when people travel there and ask for sub-standard product its because they too are a willing accomplice to crime.. Go to America and tell them to reduce quality or compromise and see if you won't land in Guatanamo-Bay.

China has built a reputation of Chinco for themselves and that's all that matters to me, no matter how they might quality in their country, Bridges collapse in China, Fast-Trains run off Track in China,
China don't pay attention to details and can't be trusted.. That's it.. You can defend all you want.

China is just a copy cat and no geniuinety whatsoever..[/quote]Two things i have deduced from your post...You don't travel and you are not learned!

Who still drives this kind of car in 2013?

Ajibel: Trash. Just watch out for some young Nigerians in few years time who'd lift Africa's image as the next IT capital particularly NIGERIA.

Dude, i think you are talking about me there. Hehehehehe

What are the names of the butchers? I can bet they are from..... If the butchers were Ibos, their names would have been published.

[quote author=I.Joan]Babe... These cars look ugly [/quote]Na your type go see guy wey dey drive Mercerdes G-Series diss am come go follow the wey dey drive Kia Sportage! Those vehicles are machines!! U think we are talking brazillian wig here?

First it was that "their founding father fell from the sky" now it is "having a high rate of twins and triplets because they eat wild yams"


INSANITY!!!

They want to reinforce their BIS encryption because of people who use it to browse on non-blackberry devices. Learnt that from an insider

“The body of the deceased has been deposited
at the Bishop Shanahan Hospital Nsukka for
post mortem examination

The guy was burnt to death...wetin they wan post-mortem again?

Wale Olaide

Eshe ooo! I dey hail una.

Sweetlemon: Fine! No probs!
I guess you can also poo in the presence of the world.
Now, the fact that few people like you have no shame doing private things in public does not mean that we all should be like that ok?
Not everbody feels comfortable showing their bodies to every Jide, Bisi, Chioma, Iyke, Abdul, and Fatima.
And btw, she's out there as a Nigerian and wether we like it or not, her behaviour potrays the shows the world how an average Nigerian girl comports herself in public. That automatically makes it our business.
Do you understand now?

It is people like you who when we check their phones and laptops, we will see p.o.r.n. Your type too will rush and go and subscribe for BBA when the show starts to premiere. You guys should cut the slack please! Who is talking about comportment here? We all have our flaws...it is only when others witness it, then it becomes a sin. Haven't you had SƐӾ before? Or will u start claiming virginity too as usual of some hypocrite girls here in NL? If you watch songs where people like Rihanna, Beyonce etc shake their booty or listen to music where the act of SƐӾ is mentioned or seen in whether small or large volumes or even watch the BBA, then you are no different from Beverly! SIMPLE

Sweetlemon: Dem ask you simple question you dey speak English for there.
Can you have se.x in front of the whole world?
Simple YES OR NO?

Yes i can if i go to a reality show like BBA! So what else?

Elijah348: i want to ask you a question .. Can you av sex with someone when you knw that more than a million ppl is watching you...

That's why it's called a reality show Mr Man. SƐӾ while people watch you and SƐӾ when no one is looking all leads to the same result: A relief from SƐӾual tension that has accumulated for days, weeks or months! If you or any other of the hypocrites here have had SƐӾ before, then you all are no different from her! Nansence!!

˚☺k° ˚...i just downloaded the video and watched it! What i wanna know is this? Is beverley the male while Angelo the female? Because beverly was ontop of angelo and she was thrusting herself with her legs closed instead of the other way round To me na only kissing and smooching they do o. But Beverley get fine αяѕє sha

I am not interested in the attacks...where is the video?

BrightCar: ALL these in your car? LIAR!!

WTF! You've never heard of the BMW Active Hybrid 2013

My car has what is known as AIIM (Advanced Interactive Intelligence Modulation ...it allows the car to communicate and talk to me. It also has an in-built survellance system that records everything around it and a Central Navigation System which allows the vehicle to switch to auto-pilot in case of emergency situations like when i'm tipsy, or tired while driving. The car is also fitted with a GPS which allow it to keep tabs of routes and road ways it and any other vehicle will and has plied.
So with all this on my vehicle, if such a thing happens, the car will just use it's auxillary camera and take a picture of the note and forward it to my Android phone (my phone has an app which is synchronised to the car) after reading the note, i will order it to chase the vehicle and it will use the GPS to locate the road the vehicle has taken on which after catching up with it, it will use what is known as Evasive Eletro-magnetic Impulse to disable the person's car engine as long as the victim's car ha a VIN board which will bring his car to a stop pending on when i arrive the location.