₦airaland Forum

What does the members of my extended family have to do with stopping urination?

olasha1: dis mother furker killed my friend lanre aka lore @ajah in his hotel, killed some of his staff including the manager and set two couples who came to relax in the hotel ablaze...it was a gory scenario..may u rot in heal before dead ...oloriburuku

Jesus! Even the armed robbers in the SE are not this wicked

murimoney: I trust Nigerian prisons .
u will face d wrath of prisoners (men) in there for many years without any woman care-sin... there joystick.
enjoy d position u've kept urself.

You think women are kept in the same prison-yard with men? If what u postulated happens in Nigerian prisons, so many men will deliberately commit crimes to go there and "enjoy"

kulyie: Smh women should take care of their kids for goodness sakes and stop leaving them in the care of relatives,jeez

Didn't you read the story well? The girl's mother is dead! If na to bad-mouth men, na where u go be expert! Ur mouth works faster than ur eyes

Where is ~Bluetooth, dayokanu, ilegunboy, Eko-ile, Texas.cowgirl and all other bigots that spew rubbish about ibos on NL? Why are they not here?
*probably covering their miserable faces in shame and avoiding this thread* ndi ara!!

I thought it was only in SE that armed robbery thrives? Or are my eyes deceiving me??

meracool: Online.. Internet.. everything Is NOT secured... JESUS is the ONLY Sure and SECURED Link..!!!

And what has Jesus got to do with ICT?
Back to the topic...now where are those 4 most frequent numbers Seun dails?
**abeg no ban me seun...na joke o!

˚☺k° ˚! Now i get it...all Boko Haram members are leaders and all Boko Haram leaders are members What am i even saying?

Fowlshola should be arrested for treason!

And some of the evidence was when one sees
two adults kissing on television, it tells you that
something is afoot.

Can some of the møгøns ranting here please tell me what fowlshola meant by this statement cos i'm still trying to unravel the folly in it.

dayokanu: We have been seeing since when now over 50yrs ago.

Dont tell me you are also taking night bus to Abidjan

Møгøn!

And some of the evidence was when one sees
two adults kissing on television, it tells you that
something is afoot.

I tried to comprehend the whole bladderdash this man was spewing and could not...but what really caught my attention is the bolded! To think this rubbish came out of the mouth of a governor?? Now i know "these peoples'" brain is synonymous to that dark brown yam flour meal they eat with ewedu soup. SMH!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I told my boss #3 recently [/quote]They said what u should not say to your EMPLOYEE NOT EMPLOYER (BOSS)

He is suing for the unlawful arrest and execution of Jesus while his government and police are arresting and unlawfully detaining and deporting innocent Nigerians living in Kenya. Møгøn!

lagerwhenindoubt: Simple matter some drunk iguana thought the snake was its sleeping wife and decided to have a go. a year later, this baby was born

Not funny

Ola Johnson: Define a true Nigerian.

Anyone who comes from the SE!

ilugunboy: as usual something to make the Igbos happy and gloat over.

And as usual, something to make the blood pressure of Ibo-haterz like u increase!

pandriod: If D banj is still around, this guy wouldn't be selling Loya Milk.

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I don't think you and your family in totality has ever smelt the amount of money that Loya paid him to sell that milk. That is what makes him bigger than you .

clemmonce: i think the creator of this thread is sick. guy to sleep joor.

Sickness is an understatement! He is as brainless as a cockroach!

From "Illegal Deportation" to "Imposition of leadership of their own person to head an Ibo market" and now to "Extra-judicial killings" and later some idiotts here will say LASG has nothing on their sleeves against the SE...
These people are savages that should be cut off from the rest of Nigeria!
Eko o ni bad je

Their own lazy and idle sons will terrorise them with armed robbery and they would look for innocent people who are not indigenes to make a scapegoat of.

kulyie: what is this he goat bleating about :/







mshewwwwwwwwwww.all my rantings cannot do anything but women are beginning to use the thing in between their ears to know when to walk out or die being mrs.my rantings cant do anything indeed,biko park well jare











next please...... okugbe 8-)

Congrtulations! You have formally announced that you are a lunatic! Nwanyi na agbo ka nkita eji chuoo aja

femcruz: 190 abi 210 or wetin be ur name dis ain't a competition tin, and talking of smooth d last time I checked u way behind d dude.

Now here's what i call a punchline! Ouch!!

190: who the hell is tai2

im more smooth than he ever is

jeeez lots of fakers who needs to come online and read some damn article to control some phcukin women


sisi's

Lol...then let's see what you can come up with to break the competition Mr Authenticity.

Flashaldrin: been practicing that a long time ago. I'm even surprised its been discovered and written about. But that's for all these fake girls and friends.
But I dont care o, when i get that girl i love, i'll go all beta male and nice on her. If she loves me she does, if not she can walk away on time, it was never meant to be anyway.
You can control a girlfriend for few years, but you cant control your wife for the rest of your life.

Going all beta for any woman is a risk. Cos whenever you loose your guard, she would hibernate or even tune off her respect for you. It's happened to me countless times. Be the alpha whether you are in love or not. Even if she crazy about u.

After Tinubu, Fowlshola and then Buhari. Make i see as their useless ACN will work

So much for a University Teaching Hospital. The question is will they have the hands to work with it effectively? I learnt that their indigenous lecturers there are so wack!