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Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Seeks Bullet Proof Jazz From Oyo State!! by Decryptor(m): 12:49pm On Sep 29, 2013
GEJ should just split this country and allow these ohemmanu people to go with their northern brothers! The duo are very compatible. Practice the same religion, they hate anything Ibo etc.
You all should go and form Oduoarewa Republic so we easterners can know peace. We wanted to leave in 1966...una no gree. Now it is aligning and plotting evil against us through bombings and illegal deportation.
GEJ is too gentle. I swear if it was me...I for show them pepper. Anyways, let's wait for 2015!
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Seeks Bullet Proof Jazz From Oyo State!! by Decryptor(m): 12:29pm On Sep 29, 2013
Gbawe: Nigerians and their brazen display of dishonesty and disconnection from reality. Is your region more peaceful, more tolerant or more inclusive than the SW? I forget that the exemplary tolerance of the SW, which sees all religions co-existing peacefully, is to be interpreted as "backing for terror" by unsophisticated and prejudiced troublemakers and promoters of chaos like you two.

The joke is on you backward clowns who pen ignorant garbage to malign a people celebrated for their exemplary religious tolerance, richly fascinating culture and live-and-let-live attitude. Shout all you want but the people of the SW will not become discriminatory neanderthals like you. You sad creatures can remain online peddling lies about the Yorubas but the truth , which you are envious of , cannot be hidden by your dishonest attempt at fraudulent character assassination. Unrefined bigots like you would actually do well to copy what the world knows and admires about the Yorubas and their culture because this would make you better human beings.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/story-american-writes-speaks-yoruba/
Look at this Møгøn! We are talking about Boko Haram (The enemies of Nigeria) running to SW for protection and charms and all you can do is to spew gibberish which you concocted from writing with your grandpa's dictionary by your side and then sealing up you folly by giving us a link about a white man who speaks yoruba language! See why i say that awol-ole's post war free education given with the aid of the South-Easterner's money is totally useless cos you have proven to be a buffoon that you are!

Back to the topic: The FG should declare a state-of-emergency too in Oyo state and send troops there. Now the enemies of Nigeria are being exposed!

Say NO to Terrorism!
Say NO to Agbero People's Congress!!

GEJ 2015!!!
Events › Re: Bride's Family Gives-out N1000 Packets As Wedding Souvenir To Guests!(pic) by Decryptor(m): 6:42am On Sep 29, 2013
Well all i know is that towards the END of a wedding reception, when it's TIME to share souvenirs, you can never expect to get THINGS like this! Shikena!
Health › Re: Baby With 2 Heads Survives Risky Surgery In Afghanistan (PHOTOS) by Decryptor(m): 7:58pm On Sep 27, 2013
Good One! Kudos to the Afghan Doctor and a lesson to all Taliban and Boko Haram apologists. You can't beat western education...if the doctor did not go to school and join AK-47 wielding youths to chant Allahu-Akbar and "Death to America", this feat would never have been attained.
Technology Market › Re: OneVPN For Mtn BIS On PC Android And iOS by Decryptor(m): 2:05pm On Sep 27, 2013
I use Tweakware VPN and it has stopped working too...seems MTN has discovered the cheat and blocked it
Christianity Etc › Re: God Saved Me And My Siblings From A Big Python In Port Harcourt. by Decryptor(m): 1:12pm On Sep 27, 2013
@OP, talking about your signature...what if a prophet or your pastor had proclaimed that "May the Python of greatness visit you and your family" and you come tell aboki make e kill am...na im be say u don throway ur blessings o
Science/Technology › Re: Doctors Grow Nose On Man’s Forehead by Decryptor(m): 7:45am On Sep 27, 2013
I take this story with a pinch of salt and even if it's true (and not Photoshop), the position of that nose will pose a lot of problems...

What will happen when it starts raining or if he is taking a shower? Water can easily seep into the nostrils at that position.
Family › Re: Son-in-law Compelled To Write An Essay By Father-in-law by Decryptor(m): 3:08pm On Sep 25, 2013
The man would probably ask the guy to write a formal letter on the wedding night on seeking consent to nack his daughter! Jobless Father-in-law...Gullible Son-in-Law
Crime › Re: Tenant Kills Landlord, Wife, Sets House Ablaze by Decryptor(m): 6:23pm On Sep 24, 2013
rezzy: you a mad dog. Useless F0OL like you. Na me say them born you as igbo mumu? I hope that migraine takes you to hell. See kettle calling pot black. Ewu.
Ohemmanu Anu ohia! So someone from Akwa-ibom is now an Ibo person abi? Omo oduduwa ale jati-jati! Eediot!!
Crime › Re: Man Slits His Brother's Throat In Onitsha (WARNING: Graphic Image) by Decryptor(m): 6:05pm On Sep 24, 2013
Man slits brother's throat in ONITSHA...

SOURCE: http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/09/boy-kills-
brother-onitsha.html

^^^Some unknown blogger who wants to make an impression and brought to frontpage by mods who wants some people here to start berating people from the SE.
Why didn't Vanguard, Punch or Sun carry the story?

Why must the source be from "tutubranch" no be only tutubranch...what of "to
toleaf"?

We know what's up!
Properties › Re: Things To Do If You Become The Victim Of An Apartment Rental Scam by Decryptor(m): 4:19pm On Sep 24, 2013
Who wan scam u for Abuja and Enugu? It's only in Lagos! That's why we buy up all the properties from them and rent it out genuinely but they want to chase us all out of Lagos so that they will be defrauding hapless citizens looking for accommodation and use the money for owambe.
Politics › Re: DANA Flight From Abuja Loses Engine Mid-Air To Lagos!!! by Decryptor(m): 1:21pm On Sep 24, 2013
citizenisb: A passenger on the flight. The fasten seat belt sign was on for almost the whole duration of the flight with refusal to passengers to ease themselves. The ascent was laborious and the altitude was way below normal. The right engine was making a grunting noise and then about 25 minutes into the flight it stopped completely.

The engine turbine was static and only the left engine turbine was used to fly and land the plane in Lagos. Thank God it did not fail like the ill fated Dana crash were the pilot lost the second engine after deliberately flying with only one engine from Abuja.

NCAA please someone should call DANA Airline to order. For the sake of innocent Nigerians!!!
@the bolded...Why will NCAA do anything about it? It means nothing to them when the DG (Capt. Fola Akinkuotu) an ohemmanu chap and his cohorts are clamoring for the closure of Enugu International Airport because "it was not gazetted". Dana's flying coffins is not a major priority for now! Bunch of Eediots
Crime › Re: Body Of 2-yr-old Exhumed In Church Premises by Decryptor(m): 1:01pm On Sep 24, 2013
They are hiding the name of the pastor because he is from "that side" of the country! God D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch una Ooº°˚˚°º≈!
Crime › Re: Tenant Kills Landlord, Wife, Sets House Ablaze by Decryptor(m): 12:57pm On Sep 24, 2013
Akwa-ibomites are very wicked! The only good thing about them is some of their fine girls sha (they sabi nyash wella wink). Lived in Uyo for close to 4yrs.
Nairaland General › Re: Cheating Couple Forced To Walk Unclad In Benue State by Decryptor(m): 9:20pm On Sep 21, 2013
I clicked on the link and i saw no pictures...or is the Man's name "Error" and the woman's name "404!" huh
Sports › Re: Adebayo Akinfenwa Is FIFA 14's Strongest Player by Decryptor(m): 3:23pm On Sep 21, 2013
He is the strongest and yet Ikechukwu Uche is more famous than he is
Romance › Re: Questions Women Should Avoid Asking Men In Relationships by Decryptor(m): 3:19pm On Sep 21, 2013
nekaa: So who will I now get those answers from? Ehn?
Ur Dad
Romance › Re: Questions Women Should Avoid Asking Men In Relationships by Decryptor(m): 3:18pm On Sep 21, 2013
My babe asked me No.1 just about an hour ago...i told her the "ugly truth" and now she is sulking undecided
Politics › Re: NCAA May Close Enugu Airport by Decryptor(m): 2:49pm On Sep 21, 2013
Orlando Owoh: See how foolish you reason: You say I'm wrong yet you can't point the area.
Why do you always see any person that differs with you as being a Yoruba man?
The South East universities produce half baked 'graduates' like we saw in the 'famous' four corps members from ESUT.
DerideGull already pointed the area to you but i beg to differ because it does no good to point out a fool's folly to him because the fool's foolishness won't allow him to believe that he (the fool) is foolish!
Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Quit Apc Over National Publicity Secretary Position by Decryptor(m): 8:55am On Sep 21, 2013
In the North: APC is Aboki's People's Congress

In the SW: APC is Agberos People's Congress
Family › Re: My Daughters Lied That Their Father Had Sex With Them…. by Decryptor(m): 8:50am On Sep 21, 2013
Kanwulia: The girls were young too! They only started acting out as soon as they got older! I ask again : WAS GBENGA OBASANJO LYING UNDER OATH, in front of the whole world? WAS HE A CHILD TOO? grin

I would not jail the father!
I would jail the MOTHER instead!
She is the MOST USSSSELESS OF MOTHERS for taking her daughters to the so-called "PASTORS", instead of conducting a THOROUGH investigation of her domestic affairs!kiss

Any loving parent will stand by their disturbed children, to find out WHY the 'false accusation'!

Noooooo, NOT NIGERIAN PARENTS!!!


They RUN to "PASTORS" or "RUN MAD"!!! cheesy
I went trough most of your comments on your profile and my conlusion is thus: YOU ARE A BENIN WOMAN WHO RESIDES IN THE US AND IS HIGH ON CRACK! VISIT A NEAREST REHAB undecided
Politics › Re: NCAA May Close Enugu Airport by Decryptor(m): 8:27am On Sep 21, 2013
Orlando Owoh: Nnamdi Azikiwe was a ceremonial president, representing the Queen of England up to 1963. From this time up to 1966, he was only carrying out ceremonial function.
I always known that all those Universities, Tertiary Colleges and Polytechnics that abound in the SW are no different from shrines. You can put a yoruba man in school but you can never remove his ILLITERACY! grin grin
Politics › Re: NCAA May Close Enugu Airport by Decryptor(m): 10:14am On Sep 20, 2013
Orlando Owoh: For how long will the President deceive Igbo people?
For how long will Buhari deceive yoruba people?
Politics › Re: 2015: Why I’m Not Supporting Jonathan- Amaechi…Blasts Uduaghan, Okonjo-iweala by Decryptor(m): 10:11am On Sep 20, 2013
PehaKaso: Amechi jst finish ur tenure, we'll withdraw ur security aides 4rm u & send u 2 d great beyond. F*ucking TRAITOR
Lol! He better run to Alausa or Tinubu and become a house-boy. Those fighting GEJ are fighting Nigeria and we know them well.
Politics › Re: Police, Hoodlums Disrupt Bamidele's Rally In Ekiti by Decryptor(m): 10:02am On Sep 20, 2013
Let them kill themselves there! Bloody touts. Agbero People's Congress!
Food › Re: Chinese Silkie - Naturally Black Chicken by Decryptor(m): 9:58am On Sep 20, 2013
A chicken bred in devil's poultry farm
Politics › Re: Reasons For Nigeria's U.S DV-Lottery Ban by Decryptor(m): 9:51am On Sep 20, 2013
If you had dreams of relocating to US this year...sorry o. Try Syria. tongue
Crime › Re: Chinese Arrested For Attempting To Rape Nigerian Girl In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 12:24pm On Sep 19, 2013
Kollins12: Because Fashola is the court,abi
We are talking about a man who takes the law into his own hands. He can use his position to influence the court.
Car Talk › Re: Man Smashes His £100,000 BMW M6 In Protest About Car’s Reliability by Decryptor(m): 10:48am On Sep 19, 2013
[quote author=Qc-1] I wish someone will steal the car so that I can get my money back from my insurance. [/quote]Do you live in Nigeria? If yes, where exactly?...so i can "help" u fulfil that wish on the bolded

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