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Crime › Re: Chinese Arrested For Attempting To Rape Nigerian Girl In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 10:41am On Sep 19, 2013

Bad timing: A crime perpetrated against a wrong victim in a wrong place. Trust me, this case will die off soon as fast as a bonfire under heavy rain. REASON: CCECC is a construction firm employed by Fashola's government to rehabilitate roads in Lagos...the crime was perpetrated against an Ibo lady...Fashola + LASG hates Ibos...So what are the odds?

Car Talk › Re: Man Smashes His £100,000 BMW M6 In Protest About Car’s Reliability by Decryptor(m): 6:19pm On Sep 18, 2013

SimonAndal:
This man is awesome!!!! Mon heros!!!!!
I remember two years ago my MTN SIM developed a fault. I couldn't browse but my parents' SIMs were browsing. I called MTN FIVE good times and they kept on giving me the same excuses. It got to a point when I became so fed up I took it to MTN store, askes to speak with their boss, and snapped the SIM in two. Right in front of him. I swear I never felt so good!

You smashed SIM worth N200...this man smashed a car worth over N40m shocked

...
Yours is Nollywood...His own is HOLLYWOOD BOX OFFICE!

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Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Breaks Down In Tears During Interview On Inspiration FM by Decryptor(m): 11:21am On Sep 14, 2013

Sijo01: Where's the tears

spongeback: DRAMA QUEEN

[quote author=Lila_martedi]She sounds so sweet but on twitter she goes gaga on fans that throw barbs at her.. Mtscheww Stories that touch! undecided

[/quote]

negbenebor: Chieneke,animal calling dey cry!pls tooth paste go and console her na

booqee: abegi! She's just been overly dramatic with the tears and ish. What so special about a fan praising you. Tho i like her other responses to the interview

Like seriously...why are most Naija ladies beefing on this babe?

Phones › Re: Glo Is Short-Changing Their Prepaid Internet Subscribers by Decryptor(m): 10:54am On Sep 14, 2013

Who cares about Glo when i'm still flexing with my Multilinks and VPN software that gives me unlimited data usage with super-fast connectivity for free...

Politics › Re: Olusegun Agagu Slumps And Dies At 65 by Decryptor(m): 8:12am On Sep 14, 2013

omenka: Can't believe a Nigerian just called building of boreholes "massive transformation"!!!

These are the kind of people that make us produce one mediocre after another as leaders. God forbid.

It is massive transformation for them in that part of the country nah. Where you wan see good drinking water in the SW before?

Romance › Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Decryptor(m): 5:58pm On Sep 13, 2013

Dallas Cowgirl: She go ask you when the last time you sat for JAMB. Olodo

From Texas to Dallas...Get ready for another ban. Ozu nwuru anwu n'uguru!

Nairaland General › Re: Did You Play Catapult With Rubber Band When You Were Young? by Decryptor(m): 5:54pm On Sep 13, 2013

I remember tose days. I was forming Robocop with it and the cockroaches and lizards were my primary targets grin

Science/Technology › Re: Baby Elephant Cries For Five Hours After Mother Tried To Kill Him by Decryptor(m): 5:33pm On Sep 13, 2013

This elephant must be a Nigerian Elephant!

Romance › Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Decryptor(m): 5:30pm On Sep 13, 2013

"Honey, i ran into an accident scene and while trying to save one of the victims, his blood splashed on my face and on getting to the hospital, he tested positive for HIV! Promise me you'll stand by me no matter what happens." lipsrsealed

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Crime › Re: Fake Soldier Batters Man Over N3,000 Bribe (PICTURE) by Decryptor(m): 1:31pm On Sep 10, 2013

And all this is happening when i'm planning to visit lagos...na wah Ooº°˚˚°º≈!

Politics › Re: Ex-militant Tompolo Buys A Private Jet by Decryptor(m): 8:07am On Sep 10, 2013

Omotolaaraujo: He should have taken the money he wasted on the jet and done something in the Delta to help his people. LOOSER!

Is he worse than your thieving Ode.tola? You call a man who FG pays N45 million weekly a looser while you are sitting infront of ur Pentium 4 laptop or probably Tecno phone typing this...Now who is the looser?

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Health › Re: Labor Pain Simulation On Two Men by Decryptor(m): 5:29pm On Sep 09, 2013

Ok...i watched the video and all that BUT.........

Foreign Affairs › Gruesome Video: Video Evidence Of Chemical Weapon Use In Syria by Decryptor(op): 6:01am On Sep 09, 2013

The obama administration in classified information has presented 13 different video evidences shown to US senate of prove that asaad regime used chemical weapons on his people in syria just ahead of debate in the US senate to ascertain the likelihood of force on the syrian government to degrade its chemical strength.
Men sprawled on a tile floor, shirtless and convulsing. Children, too, seemingly unable to control their shaking and flailing. Panic and screams in the background.
These are some of the hard-to-stomach images that the Obama administration has shown a select group of senators in closed-door briefings to make the case that a limited military attack on Syria is justified.
CNN was the first to obtain the 13 different videos seen by members of the Senate Intelligence Committee that depict the gruesome scene of an chemical weapons attack in Syria on August 21. The administration told senators that their authenticity was verified by the intelligence community.

See video below

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/politics/2013/09/07/nr-vo-tapper-classified-congress-syria.cnn.html

Politics › Re: Oyedepo Watches Beating Of Ogun Tax-Men By Church Members by Decryptor(m): 11:33am On Sep 08, 2013

I hope he did not slap any of the officials undecided

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Politics › Re: Oyedepo Watches Beating Of Ogun Tax-Men By Church Members by Decryptor(m): 11:32am On Sep 08, 2013

emalek86: .

I don catch you angry

Celebrities › Re: Halima Dangote, Aliko Dangote's Daughter (Picture With Dele Momodu) by Decryptor(m): 10:58am On Sep 08, 2013

[quote author=steve_cantrell]I saw a picture of Dangote son, there was no mistake about that. This lady could be a member of Dangotes family but she look too old to be his daughter...maybe he took a wife at 19 and she's the first born : /[/quote]Why you dey lie? huh

Dangote does not have a son

Politics › Re: VIDEO: Lagos Transport Commissioner Embarrassed At Gani Memorial Event by Decryptor(m): 11:23am On Sep 07, 2013

I think say na only Ibo people too like money

Celebrities › Re: Halima Dangote, Aliko Dangote's Daughter (Picture With Dele Momodu) by Decryptor(m): 5:23pm On Sep 06, 2013

Mehnnnn! But this Dele Momodu ugly sha o

Celebrities › Re: Halima Dangote, Aliko Dangote's Daughter (Picture With Dele Momodu) by Decryptor(m): 4:54pm On Sep 06, 2013

I recognize her...finished from Nigerian Law School Bwari, Abuja with my younger sister. Very few people knew who she was because of her humility.

Webmasters › Re: 15 Years Of Google At A Glance!!!! by Decryptor(m): 4:32pm On Sep 05, 2013

If there is anything i love about Google...It's their Cloud Technology. It's Heaven

Health › Re: HIV Vaccine Reported To Be Successful In Trials By Canadian University by Decryptor(m): 4:23pm On Sep 05, 2013

KAI! Raw thinz from now on

Politics › Re: LG Officer Fighting A Civilian For Bribery by Decryptor(m): 1:19pm On Sep 05, 2013

mascot87: You pikin father, Ediota

Politics › Re: LG Officer Fighting A Civilian For Bribery by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Sep 05, 2013

mascot87: I AM A FOOOL LIKE MY KINSMEN AND I WILL REMAIN ONE FOR THE REST OF MY ENTIRE LIFE

Niggur...Are u sick? Onye Ara!! grin

Politics › Re: 15 Borno PDP Members Defect To APC by Decryptor(m): 12:38pm On Sep 05, 2013

ledafaze: APC please if you want to win, either you use Fashola or Buhari as your presidential candidate... else, na back to square one o

Both of them will still lose because.......
Fashola: No one will vote for a president who might start deporting people from Abuja
Buhari: No one will vote for a president who supports terrorism and has never PUBLICLY condemned the activities of Boko Haram

CONCLUSION: APC IS BOUND TO FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Politics › Re: LG Officer Fighting A Civilian For Bribery by Decryptor(m): 11:51am On Sep 05, 2013

Only in the SW!

Politics › Re: Proposed West Africa Trade Centre To Be Sited At Onitsha by Decryptor(m): 7:22am On Sep 04, 2013

yunglykmine: Good development for Nigeria & Nigerians...
No matter where its sited Igbo land, ~~Yoruba land,~~ ~~North,~~ South-south, we are ~~ONE NIGERIA.~~
Good development.

#TeamOneNigeria.

Fashion › Re: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by Decryptor(m): 7:08am On Sep 04, 2013

Abrantie: These tyre sandals have been in Ghana since time immemorial. They are called Afro Moses.

And tomorrow Ghanians will come here and start flexing muscles about how Ghana is better than Nigeria undecided

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Fashion › Re: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by Decryptor(m): 7:04am On Sep 04, 2013

NAUG peepz...i hope u guys are seeing this?

Family › Re: 14-yr-old Girl Delivers Triplets For Her 16-yr-old Boyfriend by Decryptor(m): 7:00am On Sep 04, 2013

14yr old!...this shows that many of these teenage girls don't want a Pen but ÞƐnis and want to show us their ß♡♡ßS instead of their books

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Family › Re: 14-yr-old Girl Delivers Triplets For Her 16-yr-old Boyfriend by Decryptor(m): 6:56am On Sep 04, 2013

Papadoh: Look at the way she's smiling, Wow i bet she's overjoyed, she looks so happy. TRIPLETS YAY!
Her whole family must be tripping right about now.

You need glasses

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