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Politics › Re: Atiku’s Son Pays N1m Dowry For Ex-gov’s Daughter by Decryptor(m): 11:31am On Jun 09, 2013
eduson33: me is 12years old.
and why is you asking me this kind of questions?
Ok! I thought as much. Nothing o...just asking.
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek - Exclusive Interview by Decryptor(m): 11:28am On Jun 09, 2013
Lagusta: now this guy is really, REALLY sick, and needs a full course of chlopomazine, risperidone and haloperidol, with a bout of benzhexol to curb the tardiness dyskinesia as a side effect......

wait, am I second to.........


*tears boxers and dances azonto in gangnam style!!!*
Majek Fashek is better than you o! At least, we have not caught him tearing his boxers yet.
Politics › Re: Atiku’s Son Pays N1m Dowry For Ex-gov’s Daughter by Decryptor(m): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2013
eduson33: its too smallest na..
how much did me paid for my wife's dairy?

i was thoughting it was 1million dollars.
How old are you son? undecided
Politics › Re: Atiku’s Son Pays N1m Dowry For Ex-gov’s Daughter by Decryptor(m): 11:11am On Jun 09, 2013
[quote author=autumn.flower]Subhanallah...

The legal prices it around (last time I checked) +7K..



Doesn't mean you can't pay what you wish, but this is extrvagance..[/quote]He is paying that much so that when he starts beating her black and blue and anyone dares criticize him, he'll be like..."Niggur, i paid N1m for this biatch!"
Fashion › Re: Chidubem Osugade - Mr Ideal Nigeria 2013 by Decryptor(m): 11:04am On Jun 09, 2013
gbanikiti: I love the packs! Feel like carressing that body,pouring ice cream on it and licking it up! Gaddiem!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Duplex with swimming pool and spa dey wait for you for hellfire.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye In New Photoshoot by Decryptor(m): 8:37am On Jun 09, 2013
seedord247: Comimg from someone that browse with 2g sppeed grin... Broo do you know what they call Cox Ultimate.. Its faster than the server they use in Aso Rock. wink
Stop displaying ur moro.nic lifestyle here. It stinks like rotten dawadawa!
Politics › Re: More Evidence On Sanusi's Mistress Scandal - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 10:58pm On Jun 08, 2013
Policewoman: Clap for yourself Mr Cassanova. Till one day Magun go catch you.
I don't believe in that magun shyttteee!
Politics › Re: More Evidence On Sanusi's Mistress Scandal - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 10:49pm On Jun 08, 2013
negosus: women are powerful. Using their God-given assets to control mighty men, kings and princes.
I just remembered Cleopatra and Caesar. Men should be very careful when it comes to pleasures from women.
Nothing goes for nothing.
Nonsense! He should have just promised her the position and fvcked her then after that, claim his hands were tied based on the employment offer. I have done that to many ladies in the past. Promised some admission into UNIABUJA, Service in Abuja (NYSC), an employment slot in the firm i presently work in...end result of all the aforementioned: They landed on my bed after which i switched to OYO mode!
Politics › Re: Ciroman Keffi’s Abuja Residence Raided By SSS & Military Police by Decryptor(m): 5:58pm On Jun 08, 2013
franchizy: I condemn dis raid, I condemn it, I condemn it.
Do they ve a court order to raid the late Hassan Agwai residence. GEJ wil tink he is wining d battle but I must confess dat he wil regret all dis.
How many houses did they raid in the Niger Delta wen the militants were killing and kidnaping.
Afterall 90% of Boko Haram members are from d SE, SS and SW. They just cover up to tarnish d North but Allah will expose dem one by one and vindicate the North.
Shataaaappppp your dirty mouth! I suspect your family members make up the remaining 10% you are talking about. God is exposing you people one by one. The late Ciroma has been exposed. It remains that Rtd.Gen Maradonna, Genevieve's Ex-Sugar Daddy, Pst Tunde Bakare's Oga etc!
Science/Technology › Re: Girl Who Spent Her First Years In The Jungle by Decryptor(m): 3:18am On Jun 08, 2013
Jerrygotswagg: Don't tell me that those pics are real life cos you I don't believe there are still humans who dress like that......if its real then am leaving Africa to Egypt.....OMG
Your school fees na waste!
Music/Radio › Re: People Consider Enya's Songs As 'demonic' - Why? by Decryptor(m): 2:06am On Jun 08, 2013
I am really shocked but impressed that Enya has a huge fan-base here. Enya remains one of my best artistes of all time.Just like someone said in a previous comment, most people consider her songs demonic cos they lack understanding (typical of Nigerians mostly). But i think for others, it evokes "self-pity" in them.
Amongst my favorites are Wild Child, Only time, May it be (makes me cry wheneva i listen to it), Paint the sky with stars (has an effect on me like weed, i swear) and many more.
Crime › Re: Banker Sentenced To Death For Killing Wife by Decryptor(m): 10:12pm On Jun 07, 2013
Coogar...aren't you ashamed of your fvcking self that you and a lady is exchanging words? Your parents must be so proud of you right now! Imbecil.e
Celebrities › Re: Saka Porting To MTN Was A Mistake - Etisalat Boss by Decryptor(m): 9:04pm On Jun 07, 2013
I swear, if Boko Haram ask me to do advert for them for N10m, i no go look GEJ and JTF face o...i go port sharpaly!
Politics › Re: Over 40 Killed In Renewed Nasarawa Attack by Decryptor(m): 8:47pm On Jun 07, 2013
dgitrader: She can testify.
Is that Ngozi Bread?
Politics › Re: Over 40 Killed In Renewed Nasarawa Attack by Decryptor(m): 6:35pm On Jun 07, 2013
Sweetapple007: Notting wil brg me to bloody north am too beautiful to waste!
Is it my phone or are your lips so wide that they remind me of Groover in Sesame street? undecided
Politics › Re: Over 40 Killed In Renewed Nasarawa Attack by Decryptor(m): 5:50pm On Jun 07, 2013
ksam: The best way to stop all this killing is to make western education a must,,it my take but it will surely work....
Thereby, giving them another reason to kill the more cos they'd say you are forcing "haram" on them! Even some of the educated ones still have a trace of violence in their blood. It's more of a religious thing.
Politics › Re: Over 40 Killed In Renewed Nasarawa Attack by Decryptor(m): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2013
alala dakosta: Lol, u so smart.u know what i did their? i book that space,but am not using ur MTN or saka whatever,am using xfinity from comcast. cool
Why did you book the space? Will Seun pay you?
Crime › Re: 9 Including Students Arrested For Internet-Scam by Decryptor(m): 3:02pm On Jun 07, 2013
I was thinking "these people" were saints?
Investment › Re: How Has Mobile Money Changed Your Way Of Transaction? by Decryptor(m): 2:54pm On Jun 07, 2013
As far as the IT Infrastructure of Nigeria is poor and not encouraging, i won't try it. I no wan hear story tomorrow.
Crime › Re: Banker Sentenced To Death For Killing Wife by Decryptor(m): 11:58pm On Jun 05, 2013
coogar: decryptor, you have a decrepit thought process!
simpletons like yourself with a single-digit IQ make me sick. your judge is a complete fool. you cannot sentence anyone to death based on circumstantial evidence.....that is set in stone.
The sentence has been passed! If it pains you, go and die with the accused cos nobody recognizes your irrelevant ranting. Rubbish
Crime › Re: Banker Sentenced To Death For Killing Wife by Decryptor(m): 11:15pm On Jun 05, 2013
coogar: shame on the nigerian judiciary!
there was no single witness to this killing and there's no forensic evidence. all they had against him was a bunch of circumstantial evidences and that cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt in an alleged murder case.

he should have been given a life sentence on the off-chance that someone might turn up later to give a witness account. what if they hang him tomorrow and it turns out someone else actually killed his wife? i thought the legal system would rather let a criminal walk free than kill an innocent man.

this judge should be arrested - he's brought untold shame to my country. this is tribalism at best. an igbo judge sanctioning the death of a yoruba man without a substantial evidence. i hope this ruling is appealed! how can you condemn a man to death without evidence but hearsays and cheap gossips? what a shame!!!!
I was waiting patiently for this! Very predictable people!!
Madam Coogar Bigot, go and marry an Ibo man, kill him and then make sure the case is tried ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the west so that you can be let off the hook! I guess that way, you'll be satisfied! Onye mgbati!
Education › Re: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by Decryptor(m): 5:45am On Jun 05, 2013
Who wan kiss ape before?
Politics › Re: Hezbollah Weapons Warehouse Belongs To Sierra-Leonean – Lebanese Consul by Decryptor(m): 3:51pm On Jun 04, 2013
stebell: @ Bad Attitude, hv yu tried severally to be "1st to comment"? Keep trying harder u'll make it one day and stop hating
Excuse me...Are there any laurels or awards attached to commenting first? #justasking
Politics › Re: Maryam Yaro (Sanusi's Alleged Girlfriend) Is A CBN Consultant by Decryptor(m): 10:49am On Jun 04, 2013
yunafa: Abeg, me i want to be SLS girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How, when, where can i meet this SLS who makes me lose consentration when i just hear his voicehuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
1. Do you live in Abuja?
2. Do you have big bum-bum? Cos SLS loves women who have a lot of azuka
3. Are you light skinned?
4. Can you give a BJ? Cos he likes that one too

If you have all these, PM me.
Politics › Re: Maryam Yaro (Sanusi's Alleged Girlfriend) Is A CBN Consultant by Decryptor(m): 10:31am On Jun 04, 2013
Decryptor:Sanusi! Sanusi!!! Sanusi!!! How many times did i call you?
Sanusi: Three times...
Decryptor:Why are you denying the fact that you were "doing" Maryam Yaro? Was this not the picture i took of both of you when you travelled to Malaysia with her?
Sanusi: lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Decryptor(m): 9:26am On Jun 04, 2013
Aphrygian: Thats y u wil see pple frm dat hole and cave areas called eastern nigeria trying to colonize lagos.mtcheew
And we have colonized it already leaving you from the west with no jobs other than armed-robbery and rituals.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Plateau Community by Decryptor(m): 9:19am On Jun 04, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth]People are dying while Jang is fighting to be chairman of NGF.[/quote]
Poliz: @Bigcake ur an ediooooot, is jang not d chief security officer of d state. Anywhere i no blame wuna, naso nemesis go catch all of wuna wher kill nd kidnap muslim woman nd men. E no even start o!!!
So because Jang is the CSO of Plateau state, he should be everywhere at the same time with a musket and gun to fight fulanis? Some people think with their anus here on NL!
Music/Radio › Re: Don Jazzy V. Dbanj: Who Has Benefitted The Most? by Decryptor(m): 4:23am On Jun 04, 2013
alaoeri: Thread full of haters & ppl commenting base on hating, after d break-up some even says Dbanj won't last up to a year but since last year Eja nla is waxing stronger. The only artist to pull the largest crowd in a concert in Nigeria & stream online courtesy of Ndani TV, the first Nigerian artist to sing a theme song for nations cup & perform at d closing ceremony, He also performed at d just concluded MTV african allstar in Durban SA, Industrial Nite that used to be free was charge #2000 for entrance just because of Dbanj & he performed wt a life band for 2hrs, everybody wanna roll with him,on friday 7th of june Timaya gonna release a song ft Dbanj mind over matter, Wizkid collabo is coming & his another song ft snoop dogg & Big sean is cooking. On 23rd of this month DKM concert & launching of his album ft record label mate 2chainz, fally ipupa, 2face at Eko hotels in which ticket have receive massive patronage, the DKM album yet to be release have over 2million pre order copies abeg cut dis dude a slack he has over shown Don jazzy sentiment apart. The only A list show Don jazzy & his Mavin crew perform at was BBA opening ceremony in which they don't even pull d crowd. Presently Dbanj one of the artist that pull the largest crowd isn't that enough abegggggi.
U can hate Dbanj for all u care but learn something from him, his hustling spirit.
Did you finish primary school at all? Your grammar is an apology.
Music/Radio › Re: Don Jazzy V. Dbanj: Who Has Benefitted The Most? by Decryptor(m): 4:20am On Jun 04, 2013
Afam4eva: I don't think that's what the thread aims to achieve. The question is simple: "Jazzy V. Dbanj: Who Has Benefited The Most?". The OP is not asking who Don Jazzy has discovered.
Don't mind the bigot. That's why he is still a JAMB customer for 6 yrs running
Politics › Re: Which State Is The Most Accomodating In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 5:56pm On Jun 03, 2013
mikekhan: And it is definitely not Lagos or any other Western State were they look at u with scorn immediately they discover u r not Yoruba or dont speak the language
Politics › Re: Which State Is The Most Accomodating In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 5:35pm On Jun 03, 2013
mikekhan: And it is definitely not Lagos or any other Western State were they look at u with scorn immediately they discover u r not Yoruba or dont speak the language
[quote author=babyosisi]Igbo traders kidnapped in Owo township by Ondo people so Ondo is not the answer
https://www.nairaland.com/724430/ondo-owo-youths-kidnap-release
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With comments like these and other numerous similar ones on this thread, any yoruba NLer that opens his mouth to say that SW is accomodating will have his mouth shattered by thunder from Sango!

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