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KingPradas: This your list is copy and paste from

http://www.bubblews.com/news/153822-20-things-to-discuss-with-him-before-marriage

Come one show some originality.

Plagiarism @ work!

I have had relationships in the past where i acted and played the role of perfect gentleman and ladies' man only to be betrayed by these ladies who claimed they loved me. I kept wondering what i was doing wrong!
At a point, i felt i was jinxed in this thing called love and i decided to give up on women and relationships!
But about 2 months ago, i stumbled upon a piece written by a Nairalander known as tai2 and to tell you the truth, it changed my life totally and the whole perspective of women and relationships. This invaluable write-up enlightened me and brushed me up from being the "part-control" and even "No-control" man to the alpha-male and total-control man.
Now i can proudly tell you that i am in charge of my relationship(s) and women see me as a demi-god. No more fear of heart-breaks or the worry non-loyalty or faithfulness from their part.
Infact, they (the ladies) are the ones doing the caring and having the worries about losing me!
I could just go on and on about how women dote on me but in order not to waste your time, let me just give you the link so you guys can enjoy what i enjoy now.
www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

Oh! Tai2, i wonder where you are right now cos the last time i checked your
profile, you were online last April. May God bless you a million times for me!!

This is one article that ladies both married and single would not want their man to see!
Goodluck guys and cheers to freedom and superiority as an alpha-male in your relationships

The OP is so deluded! He brought a topic for "an opinion" to the table and he is arguing baselessly? Since ur europa cup is vital and more prestigious, why seek opinion?

symbianDON: very funny stuff indeed
3 men upon drinking to stupor eventually decided to go to sleep....somehow they ended up climbing to the topmost floor of an uncompleted 3-storey building (obviously they missed the way home!)..all 3 laid down and slept off. 30mins later, one gets up to pee. Seeing everywhere was flat and open, he decides to move a little further to a 'bush'......hahahahahahah!!!! He walked on until he fell off the building! He didn't die though but he broke all his bones. Just last year he eventually died.....he rode his motorcycle straight into an on-coming pick-up truck after drinking heavily.

if he broke his bones, how was he able to eventually ride a motorcycle? This your story na wash Ooº°˚˚°º≈!!

There was this night a musician named Davido was drunk on his way from the club with his friends. They stopped at a check-point where some MOPOL officers ordered for a stop and search and instead of this Davido guy to behave himself, he jumped out from the vehicle like a monkey and was shouting ontop of his voice, "Don't you know who i am? How dare you stop me?"
Na so one of the MOPOL guy just land Davido slap Kpawammmmm! And Davido was like
If not for the other guys, the boy would have lost his life that day!

Chinom: Why should a bottle of Heineken cost between Euro 1.50 and Euro 1.75 in Nigeria, while you can get one big bottle for less than Euro 1 in many parts of Europe and the USA. Ok, i know you cannot buy crates from most Nigeria shops, but still, i think the price is way too high.

Why can't they sell it for between N220 and N250 like Star and Gulder. Why N350?. Please lodge your protest here. Heineken should sell for the same price as Star Lager beer..Chikena.

Guy! Heineken and Star no be mate! It's like saying iPhone5 and Nokia Asha should be sold for the same price.

kulyie: awon bad belle ti show

be happy with those who are happy so that yours too will come.anyway as for me o even though i dont know her,i am happy for her.if she can be the first female rear admiral i know one day there will be a female governour in any of the states in nig[b] *singing in beyonce's voice* who runs the world girls girls 8-) [/b]

Yeah...y'all run the world...WITH YOUR MOUTHS!!

She looks fine in a manly way

IYA NGBALI: Imagine walking into that her room,remove that towel,spread her legs a little,lick her headquarter for some mins and then unleash my anaconda,its gonna be smooth sailing

and what if the "headquarter" is infested with some chlamydia bacteria or gonococcus disease? Na so u go just lick finish come die.

PrincessEl: O! yes i don't have belly-fat and stretch marks! am blessed with a great figure and just because i like something doesn't make me copy copy. and i seriously doubt dami is the first person to take such a photograph. i said i loved the work of the photographer, the lighting and the angles with which he captured Dami is just perfect, and if i were to take a picture like this i would use a photographer like him/her.

˚☺k° ˚! U go girl

PrincessEl: I think this is an absolutely amazing picture of Dami, i should contract the same photographer to take a picture like this...... it would look amazing on my bedroom wall

As long as you are not flabby and have belly-fat + stretch marks! Naija girls and copy-copy

Uyi Iredia: The picture isn't pornographic. Depicting #akedness and sex are different things.

Emmadani: Kai,just imagine me ontop of d buddy bag....Gal i wil just eat u up,..s*x can wait...,i make sure i nibble,suck,kiss,lick all ur body,i wil leave no place untouched/unlicked.Just imagine me ontop d way it is,gal i go bite ur neck n ear tire,ur lower back go surfa 4 ma mouth.......!Darling muaahhhh

Can you see the effect the photo is having? It's making someone break rule No.4

The OP violated rule No.5 and it's on front-page...NL mods/Seun, i hail una Ooº°˚˚°º≈!!

alutacontinua: Is it all ladies that cheat these days?
What's with the everybody cheating on each other? I thought it's only guys that think with their something. Ladies, pls tell me we're not starting to think with something else apart from brain too.

Or all these guys just make these stories up?

Toto too dey scratch una dese days!

zonax: If only she were to be an ibo, omo she don hammer be that. By the time she sell 3 at the cost of 2million naira each, na 6million naira be that.

For you to have taught about that in the first place, it means that your tribe too can do same apart from ibos

Make she bring the extra ones make boys carry am do pepper-soup. No time

Hilaskee: I thought those widowhood rites of drinking water from the the bath of the corpse and sleeping in the same room with the dead body...are only performed to widows suspected to have a hand in the death of her husband?

That's why i say the story is sooo fake! Punch is at it again throwing punch-lines against the ibos.

As long as this story is from Punch, i won't and will never believe it. Punch is one tabloid that is known for bashing anything ibo with their tribalistic false stories. Useless newspaper run by yeye bigot journalists. Mtchewwww!

chidindufrank: So the northern elders no see wen boko haram buy n carry big big weapons enter their domot abi. I don dey suspect Malam El-Rufia. He could be their project planner

He actually is!

musiwa26: i do not think the UN officer
knows the real story of the matter to
make claim.
Now that nigeria have end up in a civil
war. People should be happy. In war, it is
hard and Boko haram will fight with no
rule. They will not hold on and get shoot
out.
The issue is the united nation have not
been a fair judge in this issue to mediate
between the characters involve. There are
serious human right violation by the
Nigeria govt.
Jonathan is violating the right of the
people of the western Niger of nigeria and
he want to continue to do so. that why he
is using boko haram as a shield to remain
in power. This is his plan.
His refusal to alter the structure of Nigeria
is because of his selfish and his ethnic
interest and not in the best interest of the
people of Nigeria.
Any normal person. even a mad man will
alter the configuration of Nigeria because
of the satellite pictures. But Jonathan
have refuse because he want his ethnic
group to continue to cheat the people of
the western Niger of Nigeria.
Boko haram looking at the satellite
pictures are only reacting as any human
will react in a situation were they have
assume for 50 years as been majority, to
sudden discovered they are not. Will be a
blow shock to anyone.
It is the failure of Jonathan to alter the
structure of the federation that have
increase the violent. This violent will not
go away. If the united nation assume that
it will go away. The united nation have
made the greatest mistake as a body.
This issue is going to end up in a full blow
civil war.
Jonathan is not acting well as the
president of Nigeria at the moment to
resolve the issue. I believe without any
doubt in my mind and God hold me
account. That altering the configuration of
the federal republic of Nigeria is the only
way to peace. Any other option. There will
NEVER be peace in the nation of Nigeria.
knowing the body politics of nigeria.
Nobody wait and been cheated. And
agree, to assume that the western niger
of nigeria will agree.. and remain silly.
They will rather overthrow the govt. If
anyone doubt our capability. They are
fools.
There will not be peace in the nation of
Nigeria until the configuration of Nigeria is
alter.
The north will fight and they will fight
hard. There will never be peace in the
nation of Nigeria, if the international
community does not step in. There will be
no peace.
The world should prepare for war and not
peace in Nigeria. There will be no peace

GANNICUS: I swear by Jupiter's cocck that this musiwa26 has lost mind. Words that falleth from mouth is nothing but piss and shitttt! Allow me to remove f*cking head from neck with sword!!
SPARTACUS: No brother! We shall spill no more blood this day. I shall see to it that his error is properly corrected by Oenomaus in softer manner!

***Oenomaus (Doctore) steps forward with koboko and starts flogging musiwa26

Musiwa26: Yeeeei! Ejo o!! Oga spartacus abeg o, it was slip of tongue...i won't do it again

Jars of Hearts!

So who do u think u are...
Running around leaving scars...
Keeping ur jars of hearts...
Tearing love apart...
You're gonna catch a cold...
From the ice inside your soul...
So don't come back for me...don't come back at all
Who do u think u areeee?

Vivian (the cheat) this one is dedicated to you!

Crixus: Brother, news abound of the Northern Elders laying accusation of Jonathan declaring war against the North.
Spartacus: And of what effect would that have on the ongoing state of emergency wrought upon north by Jonathan?
Crixus: None that i know of brother. But i fear that the SOE might degenerate into a religious war in which scores of easterners which dwell in the north might be sent to the after-life.
Spartacus: Then let every easterner in the north forge their path back to the south while they yet draw breath and seek other means of making coin.
Crixus: But the threat of war still tarries even after the exodus of the easterners.
Spatacus: Indeed! But of a lesser measure because the northerners would have but only 3 options: To bow to the authority of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and hearken to the call of one Nigeria......2.To carve out their own nation and bid farewell to Nigeria or 3. To make choice of having their tongue ripped out of f*cking mouth if they make such treacherous claims.

Crixus: Spartacus, may i have words?
Spartacus: Speak brother.
Crixus: The Nigerian Army have taken the state of Borno and are gaining victory over the f*ckin jihadists. Words have it that their camps are being overwhelmed!
Spartacus: A news that gladens heart. The Boko Haram have left nothing but blood and death in the trail of the north.
Crixcus: But what if the jihadists flee into other neutral northern states; word has it that there was an explosion in the ever quiet state of kastina a day before.
Spartacus: Let us but tarry and watch. And also pray the army will keep vigilant eye on the borders in order to defeat intention of escape. But if they fail, we will but aid them and descend on the islamists just like we did against the Romans and spill their blood in equal measure as they did unto the christians and innocents.

tensazangetsu: Men no be small thing everybody wan reduce wey those people wey say fat dey genes how come somalian and sudanese people no get fat for them genes.

The kain sun wey dey marmar people for somalia and sudan dey enough to burn fat.

She's still big! Needs to reduce more IMHO.

That is not a tall cake because the suspenders are not made of flour and icing. It's just cakes that were placed above one another. The other photo of the world's tallest cake is it.

I'm not her fan...but her body: MeLikey

tunshe: You attribute all these to Islam? Can you imagine? Where is it written as part of Islamic teaching?

I can list a thousand crime committed by Christians but we have not associated them to Biblical teachings.

If you hate Islam because of your shallow knowledge,its understandable but attributing a quarrel between husband and wife to Islamic teaching simply because they claim to be Muslims is unfair and too sentimental.

The video isn't harmless to Islam my dear,that's how much we cherish our dear Religion.

Nowhere in my comment did i mention about a husband and wife quarreling. I cited 4 solid events that highlights amongst millions of other events(both heard and unheard)the fact that islam is doing more harm than good to both their faithfuls and non-faithfuls. The reason being that it is full of sentiments and unfairness of which you attribute to me. Jeez! What is wrong with you guys for crying out loud? Y'all preach about seeing the light and opening our eyes to accept your religion and yet you are as pious as anything. Events like the ones i mentioned above is so scary enough to discourage one from converting to islam. I won't be surprised if i come here tomorrow and see some news about someone being imprisoned for farting while reciting the quran.

Now i know the reason why i am not and can never be a Chelsea fan...imagine celebrating this after being one time champions of Europe? It's like someone being a governor of a state and was suddenly demoted to L.G.A chairman and his family celebrating! Manchester United for life until blood stops being red!