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I thought it was Benue

emmysenior: If were to judge based on what I went through 2010 as a corper in the hands of my oga in Abeokuta and one yeye Ayola plus some other selfish yoruba people, I would score them 2/10 in terms of accommodating aliens.

Those guys are selfish, selmeat, greedy, pride-ful, backstabers etc.

But there are some who were kind hearted though.

Those kind hearted ones have inter-state origins!

yuzedo: bro plis dont weight four me cos truth to God i saw dis kramafugated leta yestanite but did i care? i dont tink sooo. dis babe can only try dis cos d mumu man dint have mopol. imagin dey catch dis tiff babe liftin his property, is it not death by dunga for her? imagine he leave in a gated and reach man estate like Banana Island, is it not brokin bottle dey will use to flog her nyash as she is liftin his propperty out?!
bro, dis babe have craze head bicos is mumu she dated. he nut even a reallll playa! can dangotti alika cheat his babe and she vex? helllll no! she will even tenk him. dis story is makin me loose apitite. am vexin cos poeple are filling d letta. lonnggggggg hisssssssss. she neva jam! NEXTTTTTT!!!

But guy, make i talk true oo..i used to crack up on ur jokes before but not any more. Try to upgrade!

[quote author=TEA esq™]Hahahahahhahahaa
Just found my next breakup tactic [/quote]That letter was written by a girl in a country where women's rights are higher than that of men. Do it here in Nigeria where the reverse is the case and end up with a black eye and broken teeth

DJDOLA: Still better than my pastor..my pastor love money like thief I don't no maybe is because my pastor is igbo..

Foool! Your mind is so full of bigotry as your kinsmen that you don't attend churches whose pastors are ibos. You just shot urself on the foot.

tellwisdom: Craze dey worry you, make i show you now, make u begin beg me money tomorw. chewpid boi

Have you eaten this morning? I doubt it!

Kayusfity: FOO.L. YOU AIN'T FUNNY STILL WITH YOUR LAME SPELLINGS AND JOKES. JOBLESS COW

Kayusfity: Talking to you is like talking to a Goat

[quote author=Kayusfity]What is it with you and comparing people with the FARM ANIMALS your father rears in kano?

tellwisdom: This cheap cars??...cars used for taxi. #spits

Show us your own "expensive cars" used for picking presidents. Anuofia!

^^^What is that suppose to mean? My younger sister's classmate when she was in FGGC Umuahia (Alvana Ojukwu) was among the victims of that unfortunate incident and i know how distraught we were when we got the news. Everybody in this country was affected on that day whether the victims were known or unknown to you as long as you are a Nigerian. If you don't know what to contribute in times of sober reflections like this, why not shut up than type rubbish just because you have the opportunity of possessing a keyboard or some cheap phone! You are so pathetic!!
May God in his infinite mercy never allow this nation to witness such calamity again. RIP to them all.

No wonder this man wakes up in the morningg after shagging one of his numerous mistresses and then begins to think with his "john thomas" whereby introducing useless ineffective financial policies. SMH!

SMH

Wetin sef? I must continue to kiss and lick/suck that kpomo in between my partner's legs o! I just love it when she grabs my hair and jerks uncontrollably wheneva i do it
Anyway, in to take precautions, i usually swallow Anitbiotics after the job

^^^Ok...no problem. But try to be yourself ok instead to trying to be someone who you are not.

lovelydoll: please you too ,use your brain please.I know it angers you,but there are many girls abroad who are not interested in marrying a 9ja base guy unless he is rich.btw i got that story from african wedding magazine.Btw how can i be a big fat liar ,if i admit that those stories are not about me?.

foolish cave man

You say the stories are not about you and yet when other people who makes comments on the thread ask you personal questions about the post, u give personal and self-specific answers to them! Take a look at the last thread you started yourself "What Advice will you give to a Women before she Marries?" Most of your posts which are numerous to point out are filled with grammatical blunders which most visitors of your threads noticed! And you claim to live in the United States of America that i know? Well, it's no surprise cos they say when a liar is caught, he/she tells more lies in other to cover up the previous ones! So try harder next time...You stay in the US my foot! Fake wannabe!!

vision2050: ladies keep yourself from pre-marital sex if you can.

They cannot!

lovelydoll: I know it angers you.

but really think ,how can i be 20 in 2012 and 23 in 2013.How can i be ivorian than nigerian.how can i be a virgin then a non virgin,how can i be an atheist and a catholic.

U forgot to add: How can i be living in the US and yet residing in Orile? Cos u are one big fat liar. Infact, lies are in your genes

ifihearam: Really!!!!! I must be really impatient to digest the quote below dated 28th may(just 4 days ago)

" I want to tell my aunt that if she is going to search for a guy for me he has to be born here in america or atleast grew up here for most of his life.I have already tried to date guys fresh from africa but they all just seemed to fall right into that Typical nigerian/african mentality. that i just do not like and can not cooperate with"

Ewoooooo! This is what i call Decryption of the highest order aka "Opening of nyash!" LMAO!

How much is P3 phone?

Naija women would rather have friends that will hook them up with the richest alhaji or some dude who will buy them Z10.
By the way, no woman can have the quality of No.3...Tell a woman a secret and it ceases to be a secret!

horlajide: Seems this is the new trend Seun and his Mods would rather promote.

Who visits this site for the first time,see this on FP and not consider it a mushroom site?

Mark my words When NL's monopoly is over;Seun would sit up

It will soon be over! Trust me...i am working on it

alpha conde: That fat lazy dirty low thinking and brutal dpo has started again. The other day she arrested a whole village for destroying her fence. What a man can do a woman can do better indeed.

A policeman is evil...A policewoman is super-evil!

Is No.2 applicable to only the men?

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wth> how did he manage to import that from India?! Is he rich? [/quote]He brought it with him when he relocated from the US to Nigeria. It was a cub then. Photos of the tiger adorns his living room. I swear i fit buy one if i get my own house o

Iyfe Namikaze: bro a tiger? Abegii.. Sure say no be loepard or jaguar be that? :/

It was a tiger. He called it a Bengal tiger. I took pictures of it with my phone wen i went to do some CCTV work for him but the mem card where the pics were is corrupt. A very beautiful animal it was

Heeiiiii! What about Sahad Stores?

I know of a medical doctor who lives here in abuja that has a tiger and a python as pets. His Nigerian wife asked him to choose between her and the animals and he choose his pets so she moved out of the house with the kids to Jabi. The name of the tiger is Hercules i've forgotten that of the snake. The day the tiger jumped over the guy's fence and strayed out to the street, come see Usain Bolt wey people do dat day

amdman: have been severally tested and found to
be perfect, having millions of you inside me.
Mummy has been severally tested too and
everything is in place, no cysts, no fibroids.

@OP, Why torture yourself like this nah? Science has improved now...Go for IVF with your wife.

Sleekydee: Make una calm down oh, I hear wizzy takes her matter very personal oh, if he catch una dere eh I NO DEY O

Liar! U̶̲̥̅̊ hear wetin? From where you hear am?? If we no hold you now, you fit say whizkid be your neighbor.

Anyone who believes this is whizkid's sister needs his/her head examined